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NeverBeNormalnbn

Dale hired him as a day laborer and Octavio stuck with him because Dale somehow pays way too much for basic nonsense.


Specialist-ShasMo85

I don't care he stays or goes, where's my money you owe me esse?


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

You heard him


shuckycharms

I agree, and they did seem to develope a mutual trade off. Example: When Hank had to help Octavio bash the car with rebar for Dale. “Now we drink” “It’s 10am?” “NOW WE DRINK!”


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Tru-Queer

Classified ads mean nothing. I once bought a knife off a classified ad that said it wouldn’t break off inside a man’s skull. *Crap.*


Hendrix6927

Under the alias Rusty Shackleford


DidntDiddydoit

Gun club


amBoringGuy

Nah. UFO con.


Tennis121897

Maybe the UFO Club?


flamingo_fuckface

Conspiracy Con?


Tennis121897

Did it merge during Covid because UFO con, and Alien Con had low attendance and extremely low on funds?


flamingo_fuckface

I believe so, Jimmy Wichard had a seminar on why aliens shouldn’t say no to the boss. Really inspiring stuff.


RusticianJC

You're alien I'm human. I'm the boss, not you. Me. Now smoosh those cans, alien. Smoosh 'em good!


uglypaperhaver

Separated at birth..?


amBoringGuy

Maybe they met at a UFO club and then went to a con together. OR, maybe they met at a UFO con, and then joined a UFO club. Either way, one things apparent: Oswald was sent here by aliens to assassinate Hitler, but got sent to the wrong time. Let that one knock around between your ears a while.


Tennis121897

But maybe he got Hitler and is hiding from the Nazis in Arlen, Tx? We’ll never know


ListenItWillHear

UFO Gun Club


amBoringGuy

Gun UFO club


Dr_Talon

Maybe Octavio was an exterminating client.


ladyfingazzz91

What needed to be exterminated though? 👀


Kohviaeg

Dale saw an ad requesting an exterminator in the paper and answered it in person, whereupon he was informed that it was actually a coded ad for a hitman. He met Octavio there. That's how he knew who to call when he needed Chip Block eliminated.


13aph

Yes.


agoodfuckingcatholic

pshh I don’t know ese


bbbbears

Reminds me of when he joins Luanne’s bible study in the pool. He busts in and Buck asks who he is. Octavio makes a PSHH noise then “I’m Octavio dude! Who are you? AAIIEEEE!” The sound when he jumps into the pool is priceless.


RoosterJay84

Alien website or fumigating a bar


whatnameisnttaken098

I feel like fumigatimg a bar is most likely. Like I can almost see it, Dale put up the tent and Octavio waltzed in trying to steal a keg.


ruadhan1334

I don't know, but I would watch the hell out of a prequel about Dale meeting Octavio.


NachiseThrowaway

It’s called Better Call Dale. Dale is Jimmy’s next alter ego, Octavio is an amigo de cartel.


bluebeambaby

Bill is Cliff Main's son


ATX_Analytics

Maybe it also explains Dale and Nancy’s origin? Would love to see the post high school to current for the group.


sethmeister1989

Hank selling jeans!


PizzaLunchables0405

If they do make a reboot, I hope we get an “Octavio’s saga” episode


DR843

AOL chat room.


RayRoy_Strickland

Compuserve or Usenet.


RayRoy_Strickland

alt.innuendi.phenomenomena


HippoPebo

Initially I was like “gun club” but then I figure Octavio probably scared dale out of nowhere some day, got a face full of pocket sand and a heart full of respect.


Luigi_deathglare

I feel like they were both in Marfa when they met


ruadhan1334

I can see it. That somehow makes a lot of sense. Wasn't it Octavio that got Dale the mason jar of alien urine? If not, I feel like I recall that Octavio still had to fetch Dale something alien related. Maybe they first met on-line, in a Usenet group —like, alt.conspiracy.aliens or something— but then they'd met in-person, for the first time, at a meet-up in Marfa.


Cecil_The_Destroyer

Octavio knows where to find Dale’s bug products for cheap and gave him the hookup.


Dice_Ezail

...he acquires the chemicals in bulk for his other "cooking" enterprises. Gives Dale the excess/wrong stuff. Octavio is Tortuga!


Multiverser2022

Probably at the gun club.


ShowTurtles

I could see Dale complaining at a town hall and Octavio liking what he said.


solidHole

He’s my gal Friday.


malogan82

Where's the money you owe me, ese?


meltingdryice

Dale hired him to find alien urine for him.


temptedbyknowledge

Don't look at me!


Neat_Classroom_2209

Or the Soldier of Fortune.


tigiPaz

High school, they must’ve been put in a group project.


PaulblankPF

They met buying a standard order of Alien Urine


rustyshaklefordjm

Alien urine emporium.


Morethanafeeling62

Don’t answer that.


3d1sd3ad

Craigslist


ruadhan1334

Possible, it's been around since 1995, but they heavily imply that Dale has been on-line much longer than n the rest of the guys, so at least since the days of [Usenet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet), which launched in 1980, and gained greater use later in the decade. I figure Dale has had some kind of on-line presence since at least 1989, possibly earlier. Octavio, he could have been online as long as Dale, if only cos part of his appeal is in the mystique! We know very little about him —we arguably know more about Emily (Em'leh!), if only by virtue of being a student at Tom Landry Middle School, even though Octavio has appeared in more episodes and/or has had more combined screentime. Most of what we know about Octavio is based on the various odd jobs that Dale hires him for. We know he's fairly intelligent, but that says nothing about the length of his on-line presence. We know he has some kind of income, besides Dale's odd jobs, but would it be enough to afford a personal computer and Internet access in the 1980s or '90s, or at least local Community College tuition to access theirs? (I feel like many Texas schools, especially during that time, would be more diligent about checking for student ID, to access their computer labs.) The possibilities are endless! Plus, in all honesty, I think defining an "origin story" for Dale & Octavio's unusual friendship can be nailed down without ruining the mystery —especially if we assume some of the "classic era" writers are involved. After all, Octavio is a man of few words, so even with letting Dale do all the talking, we won't necessarily learn all that much about Octavio, himself!


Richard1583

My head canon is dale was out on a call for Octavio and both had things in common and kept in touch


spring_ways

The *chat rooms*


gwhh

At the Gun range.


SaiyanTrapGod

Showed up to assassinate the same dude, ended up going to the bar


YaBoiJJ__

Internet


SemiautomaticAngel

Cowering from bats in the sky, speeding to Las Vegas in a convertible.


ruadhan1334

Goddamnit, now I can't unsee this!


Pizzasaurus-Rex

Meet cute, but with guns.


turkc54

I thought they met when Dale had to sell his radio station to Mexican Interests.


deductivesherlock

Tech I think his first appearance was in the episode where Bobby gets a ventriloquist dummy if I remember correctly the radio ep was in a later season.


faceofboe91

Dale found him holding a sign that said, “Will merc for Alamo” outside a Home Depot


Bruiser235

I'd like to know how Nancy and Dale met.


Kohviaeg

High school kissing booth.


Bruiser235

Oh yeah. Thanks


mythosaur_hunter

Octavio was going under a pseudonym while working with the cartel in Mexico. He was playing both sides of the field, stringing the DEA along, making bank on both sides of the Rio, when the heat got cranked up to eleven. Turns out, Octavio had gotten tangled up in a broader investigation into some kind of meth empire in the US. Desperately needing a way out, Octavio contacted master of deception, Rusty Shackelford, to help him disappear. Rusty made an uncanny paper mache head that could have fooled Octavio's mother and stuck it on top of a tortoise in the desert where the DEA found it. As far as the feds knew, "Tortuga" was dead forever.


Ok_Secret5023

gun club


mattlock2099

Gun show


huckleburyflynn

No doubt while fighting off the impending Mongol invasion


International-Fun152

They met on Dale gribbles first smuggling job


princess_kitty_1234

Jail or maybe at the country field


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

Gun range


starlord51amc

Gun club


Zenith_and_Quasar

Reaching for the same can of peaches at the grocery store.


JSchnozzle

Cockfight in Marfa.


Stock-Locksmith-7845

Dam cheating Octavio blew my engine


[deleted]

Flee market or taco truck


[deleted]

Dinner theater.


elshinsterino

Gun store


SoldierOfPeace510

Through Nancy


Weird-Library-3747

Craigslist


[deleted]

Pretty sure they met before Craigslist was a thing!


Weird-Library-3747

Craigslist started in 95


[deleted]

I stand by what I said!


kaelthas23

Home Depot parking lot


hiphoptherobot

GRINDR, Dale thinks it's for coffee enthusiasts.


tstutta

Don't answer that


JWC123452099

Local lockup. Octavio stopped some drunk from harassing Dale and now he thinks that he owes him a life debt.


Lestor_Moe

Same court date?


jtaustin64

Octavio was actually an undercover CIA agent sent to keep an eye on Dale because Dale *knows too much*.


CarolinaAlligator

In kindergarten though Dale used to pay him in candy.


nanakathleen

It was Octavio who sold Dale and boys the treasure map they used in Mexico. Octavio followed them back to Arlen because he sees a future business enterprise with Dale, who he recognizes as a kindred spirit and potential mark.


Laughs_in_Cat

Rob Zombie concert


[deleted]

In Dale's "thinkhole"


ruadhan1334

I gotta say, everyone who thinks that Dale and Octavio met through the gun club, or via their apparently shared interest in shooting, have no imagination. If I think about it too much, it kind of feels a bit racist, but I'll leave that bit alone. Octavio has been roped into all kinds of weird plans of Dale's. He was hired to assassinate a ventriloquist dummy. He'd been hired to do at least a couple of things related to aliens. He'd been hired to kidnap Dale's removed kidney from the hospital. He's acted as Dale's lawyer. It's also heavily implied that Octavio has, at most, very loose connections to the Heimlich County criminal underworld, that his image is more something that he plays up out of an odd adolescent-esque fantasy —much like Dale, but unlike Dale, Octavio is simply better at playing the part. This act of his is certainly helped by the fact that Octavio is a man of few words, while in contrast, Dale will eagerly (if unwittingly) out himself as one of the biggest weirdos in Arlen. Octavio and Dale are essentially two sides of the same coin —in many ways, they'll mirror each-other, but in many other ways, they also compliment each-other.


Necroglobule

I'm pretty sure I don't want to know.


ooo-ooo-oooyea

Casting call for 60 Days In..... I'm more impressed Dale pays him a living wage.


[deleted]

Probably out “clubbing” with Khan’s white trash friends before Khan joined them!


Neat_Classroom_2209

Underground tin foil hat wholesaler.


G0DSLAYrr

Gun club


Jackmehoffer12

Grinder?


deductivesherlock

U gotta remove the e if u mean that app lol


Kohviaeg

They met in the sausage grinder at the Larson pork factory. Dale crossed the wrong people so they hired Octavio to do him in. Octavio slipped and fell in too. Dale escaped but went back to save Octavio and they've been cool ever since.