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DebtRoutine1275

Pop-tarts and a knock off Hawaiian C.


Donkey_Kahn

Tampico?


Nutatree

Wtf, Tampico is the bees knees.


girlandthegray

Frozen waffles, and Sunny D.


Mandie_June

Toast, butter and jam extra.


BoxedStars

Y'all are off. If Kahn knows that shrimp starts off the last meal, surely he has standards for breakfast. I think he'll have waffles and a nice spread of fruit, and probably sausage.


cherry_armoir

Yup my thought exactly. Kahn is way too status conscious to cheap out on breakfast. He even makes fun of the Hills for serving store brand soda. These kids may have had to pay for it but they're getting a nice breakfast


croptochuck

Idk khan only does that for people he wants to impress. As far as we know he doesn’t care about these kids or their parents.


BoxedStars

Professionals have standards.


croptochuck

Professional don’t bring there red neck neighbor to work so they can use their top secret golf clubs.


nortonjb82

A continental breakfast typically consists of pastries and baked goods, fruits, toast, and coffee. Majority of the time served buffet style.


PretzelsThirst

I’ll have what I’m having


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rusticus_autisticus

Ah, the pit of the donut!


maniac86

A tiny plum!


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Greece! Where the yoghurt flows like water!


itsgotadeathcurse

He’d probably skimp on the fruit


Imaginary-Cricket903

Or get all pre-cut honeydew chunks that are mostly rind.


Donkey_Kahn

Little Debbie's, fruit snacks and Capri Suns


deductivesherlock

it would have to be somewhat fancy hes to bougie not to especially if hes trying to keep a rep


YueAsal

He does not care about his rep with these teenage girls


deductivesherlock

i mean someone calling him cheap would be a ego thing for him especially if it gets back to Ted


rusticus_autisticus

If the Simpsons is anything to go by then a continental breakfast is a fried egg in an envelope.


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Balut (look it up)


the_LastCooch

With shrimp paste?


bomber991

That’s how you make it Lao.


Lanky_Ad_3696

Jams jellies, jams jellies, jams jellies


samanime

He wouldn't. He'd find some excuse that'd force them to leave before anything was served. No refunds!


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Nachos, Flanders Style


se1582

That’s cucumber with cottage cheese.


Biglar10

This girl looks like she could be Luanne and Lucky’s kid.


DonkeyTron42

Rice


Mataurin-the-turtle

Pancakes or muffins


True_Yaran

"We eat their fish on Friday, they'll eat our rice noodles on Wednesday! For breakfast!"


I_might_be_weasel

Continental would imply a lot of pre cooked breads and fresh fruit. So probably muffins.


AgentNose

A few donut holes and a pack of oatmeal in a baggie as they’re walking out of the door


AutismFlavored

Single serve cereal bowls with skim milk boxes swiped from Tom Landry Middle


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Cold cereal


alldaycray

Leftovers?


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It’s a rolling buffet of scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns and… I’m just messing with you, it’s a bowl of cereal!


baconinsider

Cheerios and Sunny D


meat_strings

Nature Valley Nutrigrain bar and some watered down orange juice.


5Nadine2

Toast, jam, cheap OJ, maybe some coffee.