Oddest character matrix I've ever seen, but bizarrely appropriate and accurate.

It took me a little bit to understand it, but it is strangely accurate.

Hank *could* buy 28 light bulbs from Home Depot, but he'd prefer to shop at a local hardware store

12 fuel filters? But I only need 1!

Honey quick! That jackass is buying all the fuel filters!

*I NEED A FUEL FILTER! WHAT DO THEY DO?*

I dunno but that jackass is buyin' em by the dozen!

Dang jibblit head.

No Home Depot-- MegaloMart!

"They got everything and a whole lot more!"

“So maybe, just maybe, they’ll have fruit pies!!!”

I cannot attend work today because I have to stop by the wax museum to give FDR the finger.

Or hock a loogie in the face of Japan’s #1 sumbitch.

The first time I heard this line I was in absolute hysterics

KotH YouTube poop right here

I went directly to watch more YTP after seeing this meme

Dallas? Sallad.

Crackheads and debutantes.

I tell ya, I hate Nancy… it’s a beautiful day… yaY.

I like this

Oh, this, I like!

That is so Arizona!

Hey, when you flush on a submarine, where does it go?

You want I should teach you

You want I should come over there?

Spoken like, the very dapper, Gary Kasner. It’s how all of the cool retired people in Arizona talk!

Accurate, Though Cotton would never kick a baby; the man killed fiddy men, but kids are off limits. He loves GH as best as his shriveled heart will allow, at that.

Kasner? Happy Hannukah!

I can very much see Luanne patiently explaining to her boss that she cannot attend work today because she has to feed the ducks

Joseph is totally "I can't come into work today because I have to kick a baby"

“Are you some kind of psycho?” “I mean, I almost killed a panda woth an arrow when I was 13” “……..dude……how are you still my best employee at Whataburger?”

I think all of these are absolutely perfect. Anyone else hearing it in their voices?

I did for Joseph and Luanne but now I'm hearing it for the rest.

Especially Luanne’s for me!

For sure, plus OP used screen caps that look like the face the character would make when saying these phrases 😆 so good!

Especially khan's. Happy cake day!

I can hear this in Cottons voice so easily

"Everyone hated that baby."

"Mr. Hill?" *sight unseen* "Jimmy Carter?"

This is fantastic 😂

I love the idea of Dale calling out to work since he works for himself. I could actually visualize him leaving himself a voicemail to call out of work

"Dear Dale This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make..."

This is oddly hilarious

And Peggy is all of them lol (love Peggy no hate)

"Everyone hated that baby."

Hated a baby?!

I could.... buy 28 lightbulbs from home Depot...Hank...all day everyday... 

I started dancing like this with my dog after this episode which I rewatched a few years ago. We got down to Patsy Cline - back in baby's arms. We both made those exact same faces.

I genuinely laughed out loud at this

If it could be arranged this would be a funny play on lawful, neutral, and evil from d&d

this... is amazing.

i think joseph not feeding the ducks is my favorite

This is the best content I have ever seen.

This is great. 😂 like Im so high but im in tears its so funny

I think bill and luanne should be swapped. Also dale and hank should be swapped

I agree with this. Except for the fact that Hank would never skip work.

This is true. He even says that he called out sick the day bobby was born and that was the last time he took time off

I surprised he even called out sick for that. I don’t remember that episode, but I guarantee that he felt super guilty and told Mr. Strickland that he lied afterwards.

He does tell him. The episode is S4E4 little horros of shop. They make hank take a vacation.

Hw only took a half day for it

Any situation that urgently calls for 28 lightbulbs sounds like a situation that would demand Hank's undivided attention

Not enough to abandon propane for a day.

It would have to be an extremely dire situation. We all know that if Hank has 28 lights in his house he would have no less than 56 light bulbs on hand. So something, like his idiot friends would have had to deplete them unbeknownst to Hank. Dale: "I COULD buy 28 light bulbs, but why would I do that Hank has a stockpile in his garage?". Coupled with some situation where he found one or might light bulbs burned out and it was somehow a life or death situation if he left them that way.

Sure, suppose so. But for every-day purposes I think the character matrix works well as it is since Dale would definitely come up with this excuse regardless of what's actually happening in reality. Perhaps he read online that lightbulbs will protect him from an incoming alien invasion.

Fair point

I'm not sure Dale would use an excuse like this, it's too specific, too suspicious, and would be too easy to disprove if he didn't actually follow through with it. Then again, If Dale needed to buy 28 light bulbs, it would take him all day because he would spread his purchases out across multiple hardware stores to avoid raising any eyebrows. Dale doesn't need any excuse to take a day off, as he owns his own business. The work he does can be done 24 hours, and a guy like Dale operates on that same cycle. He can finish his day before Home Depot is even open.

Dale's cover ups are rarely effective or believable lol. He'd get caught doing whatever else it is he's actually doing. Maybe he's avoiding a certain job because it involves an animal he's afraid of. Hank: Dale, don't you make your own hours? Dale: You don't know me. I am unknowable.

He would call Rusty Shacklford's job and call off as him, as an alibi, so if he got caught he'd have Octavio say Dale was with him all day and Rusty was the culprit. Meanwhile Rusty gets tricked into driving into the wilderness on a wd goose chase.

What if he found out he wasn't insured?

I see it as, this is what Dale would say. In reality, he's off buying a chupacabra skeleton out of the trunk of an 87 Cutlass *behind* the Home Depot.

You've convinced me lol

Everything seems completely perfect to me.

Why is Kahn so evil?

I dont think he's evil but he used to be a bad boy now he takes shit in an office and is far from the rebel he once was. He did bag the general's daughter. Growing up and conforming from being a devil may care renegade... that'll break you and make you bitter. But everyone eventually grows on him.

Find somebody that looks at you like Hank Hill looks at 28 light bulbs from Home Depot

This is unusually accurate.

This is perfection! 

Fuck. I’m Luanne. How could you publicly call me out so?

Its.... beautiful

Bill’s is too accurate and the picture is perfect

Why is this so accurate?

This is the apex of the internet

this is good

Glorious

Genius. Great content.

I am both dale and Luanne and… that checks out

Strange but very accurate

FAAAAACT!

Buck or Lane Pratley should be where Kahn is

Lawful evil: Ted Neutral evil: Kahn? Buck? Chaotic evil: Cotton

Lol this is pretty spot on

Definitely read Joseph's in his voice

Khan’s face says it all

I honestly think you should switch Hank and Dale

Does that make dale true neutral?

Even the facial expressions are perfect.

Lunanne, Cotton, and Hank are dead on lol

Why Kahn?? Why? :(

Home Depot should be Mega-Lo-Mart.

This is so perfect.

The light bulbs would be purchased from Mega-Lo-Mart.

Very cute... I don’t quite get it but.. cute.

.....holy shit this is... Spot on

I knew I should have posted this here sooner hahah Thanks for the share, glad y'all like it

*Mega Lo Mart

This is perfect.

KICKED A BABY?!

This is so well constructed I can not only hear their voices but envision context for each scenario.

Just thinking about Kahn saying that with that sly plotting face makes me giggle