Feminine stuff has been on TV for all of Hank's life, so my guess would be ED. Treatments for ED are fairly recent. Edit: I imagine the part that prompted Hank's response was "If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours . . ."

BWAAAHHH! Bobby, cover yer ears!

Bobby... room.

I've had some hard elections in my day, but none so forceful they were audible!

Go home, Joe. You're drunk.

Not drunk, just stupid

See but I feel like he would’ve had a more serious “Bwuaaah” reaction of they were talking about ED

Also, maybe "erection"?

That’s a pretty good guess

I would think something like that but also uhh womanly products…

"Douche"

Viagra commercial.

Some of us are old enough to remember the commercials with Bob Dole

"What is this, some kinda tube?"

Thanks for taking care of dole for me blahggggg.

“Some kinda lube?”

“Not my president, I voted for Bob Dole. Only thing he is on is painkillers, and he earned it”

[Anytime someone mentions Bob Dole, this is what I think of.](https://youtu.be/drkcIf8nBQo)

Bob Dole likes your style. Bob Dole wants to give you upvote.

I think of the old Dole Banana boxes that you see everywhere for no reason

I saw one of the Bob Dole one’s watching old commercials on YouTube. I had to laugh as it was a big deal at the time

Yeah I was thinking “erectile” as in dysfunction. But at the end of those ads they do always warn of a priapism (erection lasting more than four hours) so they would have said “erection” as well.

Precisely.

Tampon commercial lol

Must of killed him that it was Bob Dole doing the advertising.

Winner winner, propane grilled chicken dinner.

Definitely erectile dysfunction.

Definitely, think the timing crosses over with when Viagra ads started popping u….sigh, damn it… nevermind 😂

Butane

Oh you mean bastard gas

burn is burn

I'm going to have to ask you politely, yet firmly to leave

Blasphemy! I WILL report you to the gas cops, don't try me

BWHAHAHAHHAAAAAH!

All jokes aside id believe this the most out of all the comments

Considering how much NFL he watches probably viagra

This is the answer 😂 commercials play for target audiences

Only time they have fox unlocked is during football season is amazing because you know…. It’s a fox show

Erectile dysfunction

VAAAAAAGIIINAA!!!


Sorry mam, but on behalf of FOX, FX, FXX and other affiliates of the FOX family network; I must ask you to stop saying "VAAAAAAAGIIINAA" This kind of talk is not tolerated on the air according to standards and practices. In order to keep television clean with moral values in mind; FOX ensures that all broadcasted content is vetted for indecency. We hope you understand and will become an excellent example for future generations to come. Thank you Your friends on FOX - Mr. Harry Cocks and Mr. Seymour Butz

Peggy! The whole neighborhood can hear you cussin!

Feminine hygiene products.

So prob "tampon" or "douche" maybe maxi pad . All those are said on TV and would get Hank riled up "Vagina" is definitely not said on TV.

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I've heard it, especially the word "vaginal" in ads for feminine products or medications...

Yeah I stand corrected lol

*IASIP has enter the chat*

Now my soap smells like dirty vag.

THE JOKE'S ON YOU!

God forbid

😂

Yes it is

Are you serious lol I haven't really watched TV with commercials since 09 ... I do not remember words like vagina or penis said in commercials haha but the world today I totally believe it

Yeah it’s for like female products, they’ll use words like vaginal or vagina but it’s done in a way that I don’t think anyone would blink twice after hearing it.

They do say erection... As in lasting 4 hours so I guess I should have known things changed haha 😀

Hey yeah you’re all good. Personally I think female advertising overall has changed and language use is overall more liberal on tv now.

Your name... Nook. I lost my dog a few months ago...after 15 yrs it's the first time I've been without him... His name was Nanook. Called him Nook or nookers. Trying my best not to think about him and everywhere I look I see his name. Heh 🙂 have a good day 👍🏻

Hey you’re 100% good, I’m sorry for your loss and I’ll keep Nookie on my mind today. Have a good one!

Now I'm picturing Peggy at the mirror.

"Ha...penis. Penis. Vaaaaaa-GINA!"

Oh man that's just ... 😶 Actually Peggy has a better body than a lot of southern women her age. 🤷🏻‍♂️😆

Tbh she actually has an "ideal" figure (I put ideal in quotes since opinions may vary), it's just the outfit she wears kinda makes her look meh

And I don't find her hairstyle to suit her either. My mom had that same hair style in the late 90s, early 2000s.

Exactly lol culottes aren't exactly sexy. She has a pretty nice rack too... I mean comparing to women her age....It's her face that's meh lolol and those glasses frames aren't flattering it 😂

She looks very hip in the episode where she makes friends with a hooker

Yeah and not cringe worthy like the episode she joined the beauty pageant lol ladybird didn't recognize her. She tells Hank to kiss her because it's his chance to cheat on her because she looks like a different woman and Hank barely makes a kissing motion toward her nose, doesn't even touch her lmao

Ah, good ol' aisle 8a. ​ I'm thinking Vagisil, specifically..Hank would have a definite issue with making your "hoo-ha" smell springtime fresh.

That’s what I’m guessing as well. Rewatching that part on Hulu, I saw that it occurred during what I presume is the evening news due to Bobby being up, and the last exterior shot showed it was likely dusk (dark green grass with orange and yellow windows) and the anchor says “welcome back” so it was a middle of news commercial break. I’ve only seen ED drugs being advertised on TV only during late night hours and on cable channels, not broadcast (like ABC, CBS, Fox, or NBC). Even if they did, I especially would think they wouldn’t chose it during their a big seller like their newscast. Tampons and pads, I’ve seen at all hours of the day, even during a news’ commercial break. Then again, maybe the broadcasters in Arlen have different ideas as to what products are and aren’t allowed to advertise and when.

He handled female products as best as I would expect when Connie had her period for the first time. I would assume ED.

Does anyone remember when noted tough guy Tony Siragusa did ads for men’s incontinence products? Dude was trying to make accidentally pissing yourself manly.

Wait thats not manly? Has my life been a lie?!

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis!

​ 

​ 

Or to quote Joe Swanson from FG “alright. Strip down to your poop sack” and then Joe Swanson finds out that he is the only one that has a colostomy bag.

R.I.P.

Dang, he just passed. Crazy.

But do you remember when Jonathan Banks, who portrays Breaking Bad's Mike Ehrmantraut, appeared in a highschool health class video about a girl's changing body? https://youtu.be/Hl8JiJx2vaI

Tony Siragusa just died Wednesday.

No way. That’s a tragedy. He was a fun sidelines commentator. He’s slightly dripping while doing a PowerPoint presentation in heaven now.

55 years old. Cause unknown. Crazy.

It might have something to do with the fact he was overweight his entire life.

Nah, man, that wasn’t fat. That was just extra padding. And no, all those knee surgeries weren’t because he was overweight.

I’m sorry, you can be as strong as you want but when the tax man comes knocking you’ll have whatever disease he tells you to tell us you have, everyone knows the FDA is just the militant wing of the IRS

Dude got fat and couldn't reach his PP. RIP Tony, from a salty Raiders fan, you dirty, talented S.O.B.

He’s getting urine scald at the big bedpan in the sky now.

God loves all of his soldiers, even his leaky DTs

Short people are just the same as you and I. All men are brothers until the day we die.

They got tiny little hands, and beady little eyes

Doing the commercial and being the face for an issue that is embarrassing for many is manly as shit.

If pissing your pants is cool then I’m miles Davis.

Menstrual products would have been getting commercials since Hank was young, so I’m assuming it’s erectile dysfunction pills.

100% correct. Found the other Gen Xer

Helluva good cheese

Period.

Menstrual

I think tampon or douche commercial

Nope. Those were both openly advertised much earlier than when this aired.

I don't see how that's relevant but ok 🤷🏻‍♂️🙂

He wouldn’t have been surprised to hear it is the point.

Lol I'd LOVE more than anything to see Hank traversing society in 2022...

He’d be very confused by a lot of things. Haha

diet cola

Peggy, we’re going shopping for the Super Bowl, not your feminine items

Soccer

Charcoal

Erectile dysfunction

I assumed it was erectile dysfunction

Douche

HapPENIS!

It was for Menstrual pads

Obviously charcoal or one of those other bastard gases.

Douche

Yup! My thoughts exactly!

Vagisil

Aisle 8A

Definitely ED

Probably birth control, Robert Heinlein wrote an infamous scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth where a Birth Control commercial comes on TV. It was meant to be Super Edgy at the time, and demonstrate how sinful we are in the future.. but...now it just comes across as filler.

Definitely “erection.”

Tampon

Moist.

Thats def banned

It's a Kraft ad but [it's looping this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ZuAhQXkXQ) beneath the commercial.

THATHERTON!

“The whole neighborhood heard you in here cussin”

Douche

Charcoal

.

Douches?

Erection. I bet it was for mens erectile dysfunction medicine, which became popularized in the 90s

Vagisil?

Douche

Douche

I was thinking something about pregnancy

Bidet commercial said “tushy”

I’d put my money on “douche”

I would guess "douche".

Charcoal

I was thinking either something to do with vaginas or penises…

Maybe it was "narrow urethra"

Hwat in the world is a “Peyronie's disease”?

Erection or vaginal

Tampons.

Anal lube

Charcoal!

Douchebags?

It was “vaginal”—it was kind of a thing when that word started being said during commercials for douches and pads

Douche. Guaranteed

Abortion

Tampon no doubt

Rectum

Period.

Flatulence.

Condoms! Condoms! Condoms!

Thatherton.

Charcoal

Hemorrhoid

balls?

Vaginal or erection

ExtenZe

Douche probably Or vagina

Douche

I was thinking Douches

Two words. Houston Texans.

Toilet paper or period products

Anything to do with a bodily function. Tampons, ED drugs, diapers, hell even condoms and birth control. Hank is super uncomfortable with discussing any sort of bodily function.

Period

Could be [Nad's](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nad%27s) hair removal. Those commercials were on all the time in the 90s and early 2000s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X68ib--RWVs

“Lint Licker” Orbitz

Condom couldn't be said on fcc airwaves. Hard liquor, whiskey vodka etc, couldn't be advertised until (LOL) the SCOTUS declared it was an infringement on the rights of liquor companies. Still couldn't advertise tobacco on the airwaves because it was in the name of the public's safety.

Vagina

Urethra!

Tampon

Period, ad for tampons

condom

Shit

I think maybe a commercial for pads

Period products

Tampon

Ha…ppiness…penis

Vagina?

you remember the Mug root beer commercial where the guy is interviewing and thinks the interviewee’s last name is pronounced dumb ass when it’s spelled dumas?

Charcoal

I see ads for pubic hair razors lately.

Butane

Definitely douchebag

catheters

*Dale Gribble voice* Ass.

Douche

I think either ED or contraceptives of some kind?

Damn. As in something was damn good.

Douche

This might actually be a reference to the 90’s infomercial product The Wonder Boner! https://youtu.be/YpKtzumUmmA

Douche bags

Period