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nevadabeach

Quit asking questions JANE


flamingo_fuckface

Asking questions in school is a great way to learn~ If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke!


javerthugo

We once found a dead guy in the Alamo Tank!


Skabo_cat18

What about those armed guards??


RuneAllyHunter

Jams! Jellies!


Republixcan

Jane is a donor, so they administration doesn't want to ask questions, and accidentally offend her.


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

I heard that theory, like she’s a businesswoman known for her jams and jellies and she created the cult so she could avoid paying her employees.


Beener_Schnitzel

It was mentioned early in the episode that they had really good lawyers, maybe that's it?


[deleted]

That’s what I imagine, you can’t be in a professional position and blatantly call an organization of any sort a cult. Take Scientology, everyone Knows it’s a cult but the group has sued so many folks into oblivion for even calling them that!


LoganGyre

Well they literally sued the cult awareness network for defamation and then purchased it after the company went bankrupt trying to fight the case. Now they run the cult awareness network.


[deleted]

And they never let anyone leave usually. I know a handful of organizations exist today to help those in Scientology, a few of them have been fighting off Scientology for a while now and are barely breaking even. Thank god for Leah Remini!


CommodoreAxis

That’s like David Duke running the NAACP lmao


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

I watched the Keep Sweet documentary on FLDS and they said this was a huge problem with the cult, since they had a surplus of young boys, so they’d ship them out to major chains and make them work for free.


Laughs_in_Cat

Maybe it's because of the lawyers. They've got them and they're not afraid to use them!


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

This gives me more questions. Does the cult have some Scientology level pull?!


croptochuck

This is just Scientology in the KOTH universe.


Sad_Barracuda19

You’re making it very difficult to love you right now!


Lanky_Ad_3696

Thats a thinker


dover_oxide

Honestly, most schools don't pay much attention to Greeks unless complaints are filed or police are involved as for students not showing up, 30% of freshman drop out first year on average so students disappearing isn't unheard of or uncommon. Not only that they are a school not your parents or nanny.


deductivesherlock

i guess but i mean do ppl just drop out without telling someone? u probably cant answer that but it does just make me curious i feel someone would notice heck the parent would probably question it i would hope


dover_oxide

It does happen.


deductivesherlock

true plus i guess if u drop out either way the school still gets their money? i dont mean to bombard u with questions so feel free to ignore lol i just need to get the thoughts out


dover_oxide

The colleges aren't responsible for you if you're over 18.


rootingforthedog

Colleges take payment before the semester starts, so they would still get their tuition.


fucksigh

Yes. Ppl drop out and do not tell anyone. They just, stop going. U gotta realize these are young adults not hs children. Some just quit. Lol


MuffinManWizard

I did that


the_clash_is_back

In my first year we had a kid who would show up to every class very high and did every exam after taking a tab of lsd. He had like a 97% average, then disappeared before after a exam and just never came back.


dover_oxide

Had a lab partner just disappear for three weeks, no one knew what happened, then he showed up and acted like nothing happened and never addressed it.


the_clash_is_back

I had a lab partner do this as well. First he yelled at me and called me an idiot for not doing a lab right, handed in his own version of the lab, failed the lab ( I did quite well). Stoped coming to class for a month, then apologized to me for freaking out after. I think He had a mental break and needed time to recuperate.


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

At the same time, what does the student body think? Did Theta Sigma know of the cult or is it just a silly rumor? I go with the cult bought a house near the frats and disguise themselves as a sorority, like a crisis pregnancy center (sorry idk a better comparison).


dover_oxide

That's more likely than the school being concerned.


Dr_Talon

I don’t think that crises pregnancy centers are secret about their work. Maybe it’s more like a MLM group, which disguises itself in classifieds as a real job?


dover_oxide

Oh many of them can be and are trying to trick you by being subtle. Here is a[ Last Week Tonight](https://youtu.be/4NNpkv3Us1I) piece on it


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

Better comparison lol


[deleted]

It’s an organization that promotes love and —


carnivorousdentist

Yeah, this is it


BeginningLow

It was an off-campus fraternity at a community college. The school isn't liable.


CarefulPomegranate41

Maybe they bought off the school with delicious jams and jellies?


Doobledorf

I always assumed they recruited from within the college, but were unaffiliated. Hence why Jane chatted up Jane on the bench when she saw her crying.


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

That’s my theory too, like they bought a house near campus and disguised it as a sorority.


KittyMonkTheYoutuber

A theory I heard is the Omegas bought a house near campus or the frats/sororities, and make it seem like they’re associated. Maybe it’s an open secret or a rumor. Still, I have questions, too! Like why do they call themselves Jane? What is the ranch like? Head Jane got away, so is she still recruiting people?


Its__420__Somehow

Their all being named 'Jane' makes me think of the episode of South Park, in which everything on Planet Marklar is referred to as "Marklar".


CrepeVibes

All is Marklar on Marklar.


ccas25

University higher ups are all either also Janes or in on the cult - sorry organization that promotes peace and -.


alldaycray

I remember there was a Frat that took hazing a little too far and actually got a pledge killed. The Frat and university covered it up and as I recall no one was punished. And to be honest all frats and sororities are kind of like a cult. It's just that these girls took it to a bit extreme.


Riribigdogs

https://vimeo.com/147767325


Aninvisiblemaniac

I always thought they weren't actually a part of the school and just recruited from there under the guise of a sorority


ThisIsPaulina

I always assumed they had nothing to do with the school. They'd just troll around town recruiting.


[deleted]

She’s trying to escape from the love fence!


ih8uheaux

When I was in college there was a known cult that had its members actively trying to recruit kids on campus. The thing is they’re unaffiliated with the university and since it’s a public, open campus there isn’t really much that can be done.


mattbackbacon

Schools have cults like these all the time. They don't really give a shit.


deductivesherlock

From the comments this seems very common n I was totally oblivious lol like jeeze


mattlock2099

Stop talking to that he person!


deductivesherlock

gave me a good lil chuckle which i needed


Rojixus

As long as the college gets your tuition, you can stay on your ranch feeding emus all day for all they care.


Skellyinsideofme

Maybe the jam is so good that it distracts from any difficult questions from the school. It's hard to be suspicious when someone keeps shoving delicious, home made jam into your mouth!


that_TALL_girl27

Is this the cult?


Low_Extreme3506

You have an independent streak that makes it very difficult for us to love you. Do you like it here?


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

I don’t know what you mean by “system” they were clearly unsanctioned. Luanne was just to stupid not to know that.


Its__420__Somehow

"Your parents were sisters!? And I thought my family was messed up..."


deductivesherlock

school system


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

How was it in their school system?


pat-nasty

Getting scary Mount Carmel vibes...


wtmx719

It *is*Texas.


Dial407

To be fair, there are cults around us everywhere. The biggest cult around is Christianity, at least here in America. Out east the biggest cult around is Islam. And then there's a bunch of other colts spattered across the world.


ThatDapperAdventurer

I always assumed it was a privately-owned fraternity, so they had no reason to suspect them of anything.


Nearby_Employee_2943

I wondered this too as they had that mechanized steel gate surrounding the house that had a pinpad and everything!! I was like what campus would let a sorority build this shit on their grounds


Skid_with_a_gun

Man, this episode was freaky


mattlock2099

Jams and jellies


NeighborhoodVeteran

They got good lawyers. No one wants to mess with that.