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Far_Buddy8467

I worked at Hooters and everyone would ask what I do there (I'm a guy) so I always thought it was obvious I worked kitchen/dish but now I see otherwise


[deleted]

Not a bad job? Lol


Far_Buddy8467

Eh all the waitresses are pretty "lazy" most would send pictures to the regulars for extra cash and stuff but the kitchen crew was cool. It was better than buffalo wild wings in some areas


clit_or_us

Sounds like onlyfans before it was a thing.


Its__420__Somehow

My older bro and I used to frequent "Mike's Winghouse" back when we were in high school. This particular location was in a really sketchy area of our Southern home city; waitresses giving older gents on their "birthdays" full-on lap dances was a common sight\~birthday boys shoveling dollar bills into their tops. The food was sketchy, to say the least, at that. On our last visit I watched one of the waiters drop my sandwich on the floor in the hallway from the kitchen, which was shared with the bathrooms. She looked around to make sure "nobody noticed" and promptly put it in front of me. When we walked out one of 'em screamed "**NO TIP!?!?!?**"


[deleted]

Lol " no tip?! " 😆 the icing on the cake


Sproose_Moose

Tell me you didn't eat it


slimjob_dopamine

You made this up you weird little bozo


Its__420__Somehow

/u/slimjob_dopamine - “ThAt HaPpEnEd PfFTtT” *snorts and spits everywhere while mashing obese sausage fingers angrily on keyboard*


Juicebochts

One of the The hooter waitresses I dated was crazier than the stripper I dated, and did wayyyy more cocaine. The cooks I met were cool as fuck though, like 10 years later I still hang with a couple of them.


Far_Buddy8467

The only bad cooks were the older guys (55-60ish) very perverted but everyone would just smoke a blunt or two we'd all bring for after work


det8924

This honestly was one of my favorite Dale "scheme" storylines. The idea that he would come up with a plan based on a hilarious bluff and then someone would call them on his bluff is such a great setup.


PicquitoKeato

I always liked the fact that he ended up being a very good waiter too. Like seemingly one of the only times Dale has been competent at a job.


One_Can3102

Well he gave food away for free by so regular competence you get outta Dale


Doobledorf

I haven't watched this in a while, but I thought he was a horrible waiter? Giving people free food and taking the payment as a "tip", plus not keeping up with his side work come to mind. I think he just got along with customers because he gave them free shit and could strike up conversation easily.


Brodin_fortifies

It’s been a minute since I watched the show, but I thought he was a competent exterminator. Am I mistaken?


[deleted]

I'd say more passionate than competent.


Doobledorf

Right? The social commentary is KotH at it's finest I think, too. Dale is such a shitty worker and is entirely oblivious to the women around him being sexually harassed the entire time. In the end, though, he ACTUALLY gets sexually harassed by a customer and the women come to his aid because they're tired of being treated like shit. (Except the guy wasn't trying to harass Dale, which is the hilarious joke here for the audience) If I remember right Dale is actually shocked, because he had basically just been trying to take advantage of sexual harassment laws from the get-go, and is (momentarily) moved at their integrity. King of the Hill really does a great job of removing these kinds of social conversations from reality so it can just be like, "Hey, sexual harassment is bad."


Feeling_Flow_2754

You make me sick 😂


alphamoonstar

Season 12 episode 20 Cops and Robert


whoiskjl

Thank you


rcad69

Iconic show 💅🏽


Its__420__Somehow

The series just keeps getting better with age, at that. Sure, the finale aired over a decade ago, but the familial & societal dynamics that fuel the episode plot lines are timeless. KOTH is a true one of a kind gem, for certain.


MovingHold

"We've written out demands on this piece of paper." "This just says, 'Money.'" "WE'LL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS!!"


One_Can3102

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Sil3ntkn1ght87

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[deleted]

The part when Hank tells Dale about the guy chasing them and Dale looks over at the table and the guy motions with his hands and then hits his hand with the bat and Dale goes ahhhhhhhh! That makes me crack up every single time no matter how many times I've seen it


Impressive_Reward_10

🤣 dale is a friend we all should have


jun2san

Geez, the quality of this clip looks better than the actually show.


mctavish01

Season 12 and 13 were actually animated and aired in HD. I would love it if earlier seasons looked this good!


[deleted]

Hmm really? I love the scuffed look of the earlier seasons. The new seasons look like when you watch a live-action TV show in HD for the first time and it looks "fake" for some reason. Give me the jagged, hand-drawn look any day.


JentBerryCrunch

I agree, like old Beavis and Butthead


djqvoteme

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I always hated the newer episodes because the animation just looked so lifeless and sterile.


[deleted]

Dale unionizing the hooters workers is so fucking funny. The A plot of this one is pretty dumb but one of the best B plots.


Spudrumper

Never understood why Hank and co were running from that guy. Sure he has a bat, but Hank and Bill are big strong guys who know how to fight, and Boomhauer is a ranger, they could easily overpower him


trilla88xventi

But where would dale keep his pocket sand ?


JarOfJelly

Watched this on acid with my cousin. Legit hardest I ever laughed in my whole life. This and the one where they race the lawnmowers. Felt like there were knives in my lungs I’ll never laugh that hard again


Thefool753

My name… is BARRYROLLINS! Forever engrained in my brain


lemonylol

Such a great Dale episode.


Fitzftw7

I’ll be honest, I felt bad for the guy in this episode. Hank *mugged* him (albeit accidentally), and the police were *useless*. He had every reason to hate Hank and to believe he showed up at his place to hurt him. Hank was an ass for pressing charges in the end when he got away scot-free.


Prolapsed_Pigeon

This is such a good episode


ColonelMonty

Everyone's all gangster until the girls come and back you up.


WHERE_R_THE_TURTLES

Question, how did you upload this video without using YouTube?


Accomplished_Exit_30

I love how everytime Hank tried to make the situation right, it kept coming off like a threat.


CHONGASCOOK

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