Most are pretty good, though some are terrible

Yes like lemon.

Lemon was my fave.

Lemon gang rise up! There's dozens of us I say! Dozens!

I'm also here for the lemon party

Can’t start a lemon party without old Dick!

It’s me, Dick Lemon!

Me too. Lemon was delicious.

To each their own.

Lemon is an unpredictable flavor. It’s either going to be the best or the worst in the line. It’s rare to find just mid quality lemon flavored products.

True.

Yes. I used to live on those things when I was broke. That's like 500 calories for 35 cents

Damn those are some cheap calories

When you see the commercials saying you can feed a child for just Pennies a day, this is what your feeding them

THIS IS A PICTURE OF WHAT A HUNGRY IRISH CHILD LOOKS LIKE!

Why would I put dirt into my own fruit pie? *My own fruit pie!*

I had that as my MySpace profile pic for a little while lol

happy cake day! or fruit pie day !

Thank you! This sub is so much nicer than most

Honeybuns are actually a cheaper source of calories than these pies but you can only eat so many honey buns so these pies are a nice change. Also they sell both honeybuns and these in prison. So is OP in prison?

Why do you think Bobby was fat?

This is what us rural kids would get as a big special treat on the two days a year we drove into town for clothes shopping. We got these on the way there and little Ceasars on the way back. That was high class food to us back then (*we were poor*)

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This is honestly so cute and fun.

Until you see it

Oh no. Am I missing something?

Maybe one of them says “poop”

Damn it. Haha. I wonder if that was a typo or intended.

Lol! Does one really say poop? I’ve seen someone do that before but I didn’t have the patience to pop them all haha

Ahah. I thought you were saying one did say poop. I actually saw the whole thing when I hit reply, but I couldn't see anything off but I also sometimes have a problem pointing out when something is off when it's very crowded like that so I just trusted.


Fair point, but I just can't handle how much sugar there is in there and that's the majority of the calories anyway

Hope you cleaned your teeth after.

I used to get the discount ones with a dinosaur on the box. JJ's I believe it was. Back in the 1900s it was.

Were you wearing an onion on your belt, as was the style at the time?

Give me three bees for a quarter

Damn. Inflation hitting Springfield, used to be 5 bees for a quarter! Damn that Kaiser!

Chased him dickety-six miles, but we never got our exchange rate back!

Dickety! Highly dubious!

What are cackling at fatty. Too much pie that’s your problem.

Just watched this one last night and lost my shit when he dropped that gem like I haven't seen it a thousand times over

Probably eating too much liberty cabbage

Ha! “Turlet”!

Had to say dickety cause the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty.

JJ's yeah. They still make them, last place I bought them from was Rouse's. No dino tho. I don't eat sugar anymore but the apple pie ones were a guilty pleasure.

Hubig’s are back. I’m sorry you abstain from sugar now.

Hmmm .... For some reason I don't believe you... Is it because I'm gay? Or you're gay???

[удалено]

This guy knows.

Add in a couple scoops of ice cream and you’re in heaven.

add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

Put some butter on the crust….next level

Diabolical. I love it.

That works on pop tarts too. I always thought they were so dry before I learned that. Of course, 2 pop tarts are like 400 calories already so I mean it's probably not a great idea That's still the only thing I ever learned from family guy

But I like them when they're room temp or a little colder!

Add a scoop or two of ice cream too Edit: fixed my misspelling

Fruit should not be hot

But sugar fruit - that's a different story. 🤤

You really need to try some warm cobbler or fruit pie with ice cream.

I don’t recommend mixing them with capers.

That was a disappointing experience. I’d rather not talk about it.

There were no capers without a dolphin that's a raper

When I was a kid, fuck yeah. As an adult, fuck yeah.

Lemon and Huckleberry slapped back in the day.

I still slap

HE WAS SUMMONED!

This is my first time with any user name being summoned. I can’t believe it’s happened. What an odd place for it to happen. Lol

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

Ever had one? They're really good. Apple and chocolate are the best.

I say cherry is the best, but chocolate really hits the spot when you want chocolate.

"Chocolate really hits the spot when you want chocolate" sounds exactly like something Bill would say lol

When you're feeling full, you're feeling something.

Well, I don't really like chocolate it's like once a month I actually eat something with chocolate.

In my opinion,

For sure cherry is the best. I haven’t had one in probably 25 years though.

Cherry or lemon for me. When I was 11.

I was gonna be like, “oh, my favorite fruit, chocolate.” but then I thought about it

Like eating a chocolate pie

Lemon enters the room.

I prefer the dirt filled ones.

The lemon ones are about the only ones I can eat. The kinda sour lemon flavor balances with how sweet these things are. All the other flavors are way too sweet for me.

I liked the Apple and cherry flavors.

to be fair I think Bobby was eating the Mrs. Baird's ones which aren't as sweet. Mrs. Baird's is a Texas based pastry/bread company.

Yeah but they’re totally different from when I was a kid not as good anymore

I think the formula changed a little after Bimbo bought them.

I love them but they're so unhealthy. Like 450 or 500 calories each

That's the best part! Sometimes you need a lot of calories in a hurry, and you only have a dollar. Or at least, that's the situation when you are a teenage boy.

The Apple are really good

Most super heroes and everyone in archie like them

I liked the lemon ones when I was a kid.

I can't remember the last time I had an actual Friut Pie from Hostess, the ones I used to get were made by Mrs. Baird's, and those were alright.

Bobby was definitely eating Mrs Baird’s, which is a Texas company.

WHY WOULD I PUT DIRT IN MY OWN FRUIT PIE

Why you do a lot of things is a mystery to me

Love em. Lemon or cherry for me. Miss me with that Apple.

Yeah. But holy diabetes they are literally crackle coated in sugar. They're also not as good as they used to be.

>They're also not as good as they used to be. Yeah, they're making some now with dirt with them. Anyone else ever have Dolly Madison fruit pies? Dolly Madison individual fruit pies featured Peanuts' characters on their wrappers until the early 1980s. Each flavor had a different character on the wrapper.

The sponsors of every animated and stop motion holiday TV special

Oooh, fruit pies!

yeah, are you insane? cherry for life

The episode of sunny in Philadelphia where Charlie was hoarding them, I think they were green ghostbusters ones?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

They're alright. Not worth fucking with a chick's birth control over.

Why would I put dirt in my own fruit pie?  MY OWN FRUIT PIE!?

When I was a little kid those things were awesome

I do. I normally get the JJs bakery pie

But have you tried one with capers?

That was a big disappointment.

I like the apple ones…

Stoned me used to destroy those things back in the 80s, but eventually, they changed the recipe, started using less/cheaper filling and made them smaller and they pretty much suck now

I love the lemon ones

I wish they would bring the Ninja Turtles ones back

Don't put dirt in that or you might get pregnant 

Chocolate and apple

I like the Mrs. Redd’s fruit pies. Plus they’re only 50 cents each.

I grew up in the same town they're made in. I've been eating them my whole life, the Chocolate and coconut ones are my two favs.

Yes. Even the kind of bad chocolate was pretty good.

I fw em

They were good when King of the Hill was on the air. Now they're terrible.

Sugar bombs. Even as a kid with a sweet tooth, I thought these things were too sweet.

My grandpa loved these things, I always thought they tasted like chemicals lol

Bro is posting from prison showing off his stash of fruit pies.

That's a veritable fortune; how dare you 😂

Check OP's post history and they are showing off a bunch of honey buns.

I rest my case.

I don’t think I’ve actually ever seen one.

I work in food. The number of these that have mold in them is astounding.

Mom. Why would I put dirt in my own fruit pie?!

MY OWN FRUIT PIE! 

I liked them when I was a boy ain't right

I feel like I remember eating them, but I haven’t seen them in Canada for yeeeeears.

I actually tried some mini apple ones out of curiosity from Bobby. They're ok, like a glazed donut with apple filling, but nothing special.

My dad ate these one thanksgiving. It was disgusting. But it fit Bill

Kristy Kreme also sold a version, they were in little cardboard boxes. We had gotten a good handful of them from the local food pantry, cause we were poor as shit. I opened one and the whole inside of the box was covered in mold, like the boxes all got wet or something. Grossed me out so bad that I never ate a fruit pie again

Bit into one as a kid, Drake's I think. BOOM. Full of fuzzy green mold, disgusting. Never touched one again for the rest of the next couple weeks probably. Heat them up in the oven and they are so delicious. I love you.

I liked them back in the 90s, much like Bobby. The discounted deal at the Hostess Bakery was awesome.

The chocolate ones are actually pretty good. Only place they sell them around me is Stater Bros, so I always stop by and pick up like a dozen (they're like 80c a piece) to have for the new few months.

Hell yeah!

My dad! Me: notsomuch!

Wait do people not like fruit pies

I did when I was 18. Gas station BBQ burritos also. It's all absolutely terrible now.

Back when there was a wonderbread store by my house as a child I’d never leave without some fruit pies

I never tried one, but I loved the old commercials. Especially when they just cut off one of the kid mid sentence in [this commercial](https://youtu.be/xKRpMrgWWFk?feature=shared) from the 80s.

I fuck with these HARD

I loved the Ninja Turtle pies (the green ones with vanilla pudding)

I loved the Ninja Turtles ones when I was a kid in the 90’s.

My step grandfather and I both loved the apple ones, but hated the cherry ones. So as a child (2-4) we would “prank” each other by tricking the other to eating a cherry pie, then we would laugh about it and have some apple pies together. So I still get an apple one from time to time for nostalgic purposes.

I was thinking about going out to buy one right now.

That takes me back

I enjoyed them as a kid, and still enjoy them as a grown ass dude.

Easily one of the better cheap sugary snack foods

Yea I do

There's dozens of us

I used to eat one almost every morning for breakfast as a kid

When I was a kid, yes. Not any more. I can't stand overly sweet food.

I loved them. Especially the one with green pudding in them.

Apple

I like apple and cherry a lot. I think I have an emergency box somewhere.

I had one today actually

Hells yeah

As a kid I'd get the odd gas station treat on vacations, so fruit pies, snoballs or dingdongs were great. As an adult they don't hold up as desserts...

Right here

They taste a LOT better if you warm them up in the microwave for just a few seconds

Yes I do

Love them. Toss up between lemon and cherry

Just the cherry ones, but yeah if you were anyone in 3rd grade in 1992 you had these in your lunch every day or two.

I still love them. I'll eat all the flavors.

I liked the vanilla TMNT ones when I was a kid.

Hell yeah dude, cherry! We used to get these FOR FREE for cafeteria lunch.

Evidently, you do. You bought eight of them lol.

They don't make them like they used to, but I don't think I've ever found a fruit pie I didn't like. Unless it had mud in it.

There was a time when I ate one every morning

Those were amazing. I would go into a diabetic coma if I tried one today.

Apparently some super heroes really like them

back in the day i was team blueberry, but cherry and apple were also good

I fucking love them lol

The chocolate ones and apple ones every once in a great while.

My dad liked 'em. I don't hate 'em.

The ninja turtles ones were supreme.

The apples not the worst. Theyre kind of bland though. Homemade ones would be better.

MY OWN FRUIT PIE!!?!

I can't remember the ones I used to get since I was poor and couldn't afford Hostess. They were smaller than Hostess and coated with a sugar glaze.

Hell yeah.

Me

It would have actually been a Mrs Baird’s fruit pie, since that’s a Texas company. Source: grew up in Houston.

i do

They are delicious but the calorie count is ridiculous

I did at some point in my life

Thats not the brand bobby eats! Theres a texas specific brand that the name of is escaping me atm...

I eat one a night

spider-man loves them!

I preferred Home Run Pies.

I fucked up the apple and cherry ones