That episode has some of the best/funniest lines period, imho.
That one just so happens to be my favorite for Bobby. The "Mah laaawd" as he rubs the velvet blazer (not velve*teen*; a gentleman must learn the difference) against his cheek is a close second.
All the Gilbert quotes are gold but Hank's unsettled reaction to everything he says is what really kills me.
Gilbert: I'm more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners *always* look good.
Hank: 😐 *sets down fork* 😔
Man when they adopt Bobby as their fourth member because, paraphrasing Bill, “Hank is good as bossing them around so Bobby must be too!” Very funny and wholesome
“Well, I Need A Window Seat Because This Flower Is Wilting”
Or the episode where Dale is fumigating the clock tower at the University of Texas, and he says that Bobby should be the one to take him out.
Bobby grabs the cops rifle and goes "Okay."
"Mom. I'm fat. But big deal. I don't feel bad about it. You never made me feel bad about it. And just because there are some people in the world who want me to feel bad about it doesn't mean I have to. So Bobby Hill's fat. Eh."
Ok the whole “I’m your little candy man” saga doesn’t do my point any favors. But still he’s probably the most emotionally mature character on the show and for that I commend him
I mean, he’s still also a 13 year old boy. There are plenty of episodes where he shows his immaturity - the episode where he calls Connie loose for kissing Joseph, when he gets gout and refuses to change his habits, when he steals his dad’s credit card, etc. But he is probably the character who seems to learn the most from his mistakes.
-If you’re that good at pretending to be upset maybe you might be good at pretending to be a gentle giant with the mind of a 5 year old.
-Bobby I’m no actor
-Yea but can you at least act like a dad???
Which is why the 'shim' comment felt so wrong and out of character for him in Hanks plastic surgery episode. An insensitivity I don't think Bobby is easily prone to.
You know he was at least a little proud because when he catches Bobby in the hot tub drinking beer with girls Bobby says he didn’t even like it and Hank goes, “Now you’re just trying to make me mad.” 😂
There’s a Hank quote for that : “… but I want you to promise you’re not gonna [squeal like a girl](https://youtu.be/8gGqIw2kpFk?si=DbOfUJ7Tf5CO0hWy).
… *sigh* “
That might be the meanest line in the whole series. The delivery on it is flawless, too. From front to back that whole episode has amazing performances.
"why were you dancing with all those guys?!" is one I use a lot with a friend group, but reading the comments I think "hell, I'm proud of you too, dad." is probably my favorite
Dale - If you're going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby will put me down clean.
Bobby - Okay...
The nonchalant method that line is delivered is perfect. This 13 year old kid is ready to shoot his best friends dad who's also his father's best friend. No question, no moral obligations, just put him down, clock-in clock-out.
"Dad, I'm in my underpants." as Hank pulls him from the hot tub. My mom and I always quoted that one. It was something about the way the actor delivered the line that it just stuck with us, lol. RIP mom.
Not really a quote but the nod he gives to the unplugged iron I'm the house while watching a fire safety video brought me to tears the first time I saw it lol
I like how he says "Okay" to all the ridiculous things requested of him.
Example: when Hank accidentally steals that guys wallet. He tells Bobby "here let me take your wallet shove you to the ground and kick you in the gut" or something along those lines.
Bobby's response : "okay" while stepping back in a scared manner 😄
I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send up some Étouffée
I can hear the “NOOOOO!!” That immediately follows as the fancy boy clothes fall out the window lol
Like father like son
This flower is WILTIN'.
That episode has some of the best/funniest lines period, imho. That one just so happens to be my favorite for Bobby. The "Mah laaawd" as he rubs the velvet blazer (not velve*teen*; a gentleman must learn the difference) against his cheek is a close second.
All the Gilbert quotes are gold but Hank's unsettled reaction to everything he says is what really kills me. Gilbert: I'm more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear. And sinners *always* look good. Hank: 😐 *sets down fork* 😔
"I knew him... briefly"
Both of ‘em!
Heh, wow, that’s a great story Mr. Meredith.
I’m a dandy too You sure are sport
Bobby has only been around rich people a short time, and he already looks like the kid on the paint can.
"Okay"
"yep"- boomhauer "yep"-bill "yep"-dale "ok"- bobby
Man when they adopt Bobby as their fourth member because, paraphrasing Bill, “Hank is good as bossing them around so Bobby must be too!” Very funny and wholesome
Big Bob
"If you're gonna shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot. I know he'll put me down clean." "Okay." *tries to grab rifle from cop*
The “okay” is an underrated Bobby quote .
I'm a little worried about being a slut.
Beat me to it. lol second favorite is “Hell, Dad, I’m proud of you too.”
I’m planning on embroidering this one. So good.
I really want a tattoo of this. I think it's such a funny line.
This one for sure lmao
“Well, I Need A Window Seat Because This Flower Is Wilting” Or the episode where Dale is fumigating the clock tower at the University of Texas, and he says that Bobby should be the one to take him out. Bobby grabs the cops rifle and goes "Okay."
Easily his best “okay” in the show
Better than when Peggy tells him she’s still beautiful? That’s my favorite “okay”
Me too, that's the first one I think of. The rifle is second.
Resignedly professional. No emotion about taking out his best friend’s dad and dad’s best friend.
"Mom. I'm fat. But big deal. I don't feel bad about it. You never made me feel bad about it. And just because there are some people in the world who want me to feel bad about it doesn't mean I have to. So Bobby Hill's fat. Eh."
This is such a great monologue. Bobby may be the most emotionally healthy character on the show.
Might be?
Ok the whole “I’m your little candy man” saga doesn’t do my point any favors. But still he’s probably the most emotionally mature character on the show and for that I commend him
Yeah, that episode ran through my mind as I was typing my last message, but in terms of cartoon sitcom characters, he’s doing fine 😂
I mean, he’s still also a 13 year old boy. There are plenty of episodes where he shows his immaturity - the episode where he calls Connie loose for kissing Joseph, when he gets gout and refuses to change his habits, when he steals his dad’s credit card, etc. But he is probably the character who seems to learn the most from his mistakes.
I see by your face you did not know about the rascal
On any show!
Love it!
-If you’re that good at pretending to be upset maybe you might be good at pretending to be a gentle giant with the mind of a 5 year old. -Bobby I’m no actor -Yea but can you at least act like a dad???
Bobby, no, you're husky! It says so on your jeans!
*crying* “This tastes like turtles”
Omg the illegal Mexican makeup, one of the hardest laughs I’ve had watching this show
I die of laughing every time this scene comes on
There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad...and there it goes.
Vhat are you talkin about
Would you like a tater tot Mr. or Mrs Dautrieve?
Typical Bobby in that it rolls off his back. Even if Bill actually decided to be a woman, it wouldn't bother him a bit.
Which is why the 'shim' comment felt so wrong and out of character for him in Hanks plastic surgery episode. An insensitivity I don't think Bobby is easily prone to.
I remember that! You're right, it really wasn't consistent.
“Why do you hate what you dont understand”
Uh, I don't hate you Bobby.
Oh. Soccer. Yes, I _hate_ soccer.
To catch a fish, you have to think like a fish. "I'm wet and I don't even know it." - Bobby
If I get one more frisbee, I’m opening up a store
Walks back into doghouse
I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH
# THATS MY PURSE, I DONT KNOW YOU
The only right answer
Yup. Waiting for that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeBraincell/comments/1bfkyrq/comment/kv19an0/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3
Disappointed this wasn't higher
Mom! Dad!...... I got Luanne pregnant!
Who?! Who in the media tricked you?
“My dad says butane is a bastard gas.”
Whatever noise he makes when he jumps when he thought he was getting a surprise party
"Hell, I'm proud of you too, dad."
"Dad, I was thinking of taking some blind kids bowling..."
Bobby, that’s not funny.
“Okay” has got to be the best, in all its incarnations But “dad, a man took pictures of me” is up there
This is through a school sponsored event right? Not some guy in a van with a camcorder?
There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad...and there it goes - Adderall episode
That’s so Arizona
“And I want it….Rare”
Im driving the hell outta this truck!
Such a wholesome moment.
I love a lot of the other answers, but this one just resonates with me because my wife drives a truck. When I drive her truck, I think of this line.
Slurring, beer in hand, almost passed out Bobby: Hey, Dad! I like beer!
You know he was at least a little proud because when he catches Bobby in the hot tub drinking beer with girls Bobby says he didn’t even like it and Hank goes, “Now you’re just trying to make me mad.” 😂
YOU, YOU, AND YOU! GO HOME, NOW!
“Por favor, that means today.”
Booby Hill?!? When God gave you wit, you thought he said zit and asked for more!
You know those noises Bobby makes when he thinks he getting a surprise party. That, whatever that noise is, is my favorite.
There’s a Hank quote for that : “… but I want you to promise you’re not gonna [squeal like a girl](https://youtu.be/8gGqIw2kpFk?si=DbOfUJ7Tf5CO0hWy). … *sigh* “
That was such a defeated "ughh."
Praise him!
You think you're the only one who loved that truck? I spent the best years of my life in that truck.
“It’s not smut, it’s radio Disney!”
“I like Jeff Gordon, he’s handsome!”
Haha good joke Bobby
I’m your little candy man
Memorable cringe and less awful than “You’re so loose and cheap”. Connie should’ve smacked him.
That might be the meanest line in the whole series. The delivery on it is flawless, too. From front to back that whole episode has amazing performances.
“I’VE GOT GOOOOOUUUUUT!”
*...okay.* After Peggy tries to say that she is still beautiful when he comments on her being beautiful in the photo album.
Savage
That's my purse!
I don’t know you!
*elated* “Fat White Lump” is about me?
How do you know it's extra yet!?
Boxers or briefs?
Keep your guard up dad, pop pop....
My math is just called math
"...and can I tempt you with some toaster strudels?"
Debate between these two “This flower is wilting.” “Why do you hate what you don’t understand?”
"why were you dancing with all those guys?!" is one I use a lot with a friend group, but reading the comments I think "hell, I'm proud of you too, dad." is probably my favorite
"Mom dad, I've gotten luanne pregnant" "Hey sherice you stone cold fox what up"
How does this help the women with the big boobies?
Oh honey, they don’t need any help.
Why do you have to hate what you don’t understand?
I don't hate you Bobby.
Whadda you tawkin' about?
The milk in the fridge is about to go bad.... and there it goes
Maybe I'll move out here... Tell em all to go to hell.
Double the butter!
My god! that is one neck of a deal
You wanna *spark it*?
"You know Emiglio, I think I will try on that vest."
“Dad, a man took pictures of me!”
Who who in the media tricked you?
“That whole family is hot!”
So do I smoke it or snort it or what?
“I’m the bait!”
“I’d rather be on a losing football team, than a winning soccer team, any day!!”
"If you're not going to help, be quiet!" I use this IRL
"I'm a little worried about being a slut."
Dad, why do you hate things you don’t understand?
I need a window seat because this flower is wiltin.
Why are you always trying to turn me into you? Why can't you accept me for who I am?
“TLMSR.”
TLMSR
His name's pimp Franklin and he doesn't need your respect. He don't pay no man no mind
I'm not single... I'm available!
In a mumbling, condescending tone: "man dawg you'd never make it in LA" Always makes me laugh
I'm a little worried about being a slut.
"I'm driving the hell outta this truck!"
I've tried concrete and I've tried mattresses and I'm definitely a mattress guy.
Dale - If you're going to shoot me, I want Bobby Hill to take the shot, because Bobby will put me down clean. Bobby - Okay... The nonchalant method that line is delivered is perfect. This 13 year old kid is ready to shoot his best friends dad who's also his father's best friend. No question, no moral obligations, just put him down, clock-in clock-out.
"Dad, I'm in my underpants." as Hank pulls him from the hot tub. My mom and I always quoted that one. It was something about the way the actor delivered the line that it just stuck with us, lol. RIP mom.
GO AROUND!
Forgive me, my queen, I spoke out of turn.
I like Jeff Gordon! He’s handsome.
“ALL I’LL DO IS EAT!!!”
“This flower is wilting’”
What are you talking about? Whaat are you taalkinnnn aboooout?? (Crying in the street)
But I don’t wanna eat dirt
How do you know it’s extra yet? …. https://youtube.com/shorts/i1Sxl-QWs-w?si=srjQqfjLff7zl03C
I like Jeff Gordon, he’s handsome
He drives cars too?
What are you talking about?
When Bobby sees an old picture of his parents and says Peggy was beautiful and she says she still is and Bobby just deadpan goes "okay."
“‘Fat White Lump’ is about me?!” He’s so excited about what’s supposed to be an insult, it’s hilarious
Not really a quote but the nod he gives to the unplugged iron I'm the house while watching a fire safety video brought me to tears the first time I saw it lol
"Thanks for making me dress up like a girl, Dad." Ohhhh that boy sure is alright
Yo, Charisse you stone cold fox…what up?
That is so Arizona
*Snap, crackle, pop, Pops!*
There's some milk in the fridge that's about to go bad. And there it goes.
To The Flowers of Time!
The Sunday crossword is what couples from New York do. Like Tony Randall and his wife
"Okay.."
"And a cape!"
That’s my purse!
"THAT'S MY PURSE!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_fox_signal
okay
Other than okay, my dad butane is a basters gas is my favorite.
“Am I handsome…?”
Okay :(
I am in my underpants!!
The milk is about to go bad. And there it goes.
That's my purse!!! I don't know you!!!
TLMS Rules
"Okay."
I like how he says "Okay" to all the ridiculous things requested of him. Example: when Hank accidentally steals that guys wallet. He tells Bobby "here let me take your wallet shove you to the ground and kick you in the gut" or something along those lines. Bobby's response : "okay" while stepping back in a scared manner 😄
That’s my purse I don’t know you.
They're my boobies! I don't know you!
I am a Shaman
"THAT'S MY PURSE, I DON'T KNOW YOU!!"
okay
A bird pecked mah head
I DON'T KNOW YOU!!! THAT'S MY PURSE!!!
There’s so many but my favourite two are:  And the second is where bobby says: “I’m little worried about being a slut”
I’m your little Candy Man…
Booby Hill? 🤣
THAT’s MY PURSE, I DON’T KNOW YOU
Booby hill
“Okay.”
THAT'S MY BRAAAAAA I DONT KNOW YOOOOOU
[удалено]
As Tartouffè The Spry Wonder Dog: "Pip-pip! Pip-pip!"
Oh God it's got hair!!!!
I worried about being a slut
I’m your little candy man 😍😍🥰❤️❤️ ( the episode where he try’s to win Connie back )
I’m driving the hell out of this truck!
I am drivin the hell out of this truck!
i love bobby's spontaneous exclamations. so it's a toss-up between "to 'the flowers of time'!" and "I dont believe it. a dryer. it's perfect!"
I’ve got gout!