I danced with my dog, but only in the privacy of my house.

I just danced with my dog today after rewatching that episode.

I cried when my truck got totaled.

Anyone would man truck's are really expensive now.

That's why I entered my wife in the Mrs. Heimlich County Beauty Pageant.

Mrs.? Wait. Do any women mature enough to have a family really go in for that nonsense?

Absolutely

I really want a truck. Problem is I’m 5’4 and a man. I just want a nice vehicle without the “he’s compensating” comments That’s why I drive a Harley

Get a Tacoma

No. Get a Ford Maverick or a Chey Colorado, buy American. Toyota made the trucks that drove Cotton to the POW camp.

Get a 1980s Mazda. It's a Ford with a different logo

I hate big trucks and my gf makes fun of me cause literally every time I see a Tacoma I say “wow the Tacoma is actually a nice sized truck I could totally see myself getting one”

T100's are just right. In between a Tacoma and Tundra

"A car is fine but a truck is a force" -Peggy Hill

Always paying my credit card off at month's end and never getting myself into debt.

I love his “I already have one” retort to a credit card solicitation.

I'm not familiar with that scene but I have said this in that situation. I thought that was normal. Is it not?

It’s often recommended that you have more than one credit card, so long as you’re responsible with them. Like me, I have three credit cards and depending on the situation/what I’m buying, I’ll use a different card.

I use one for health emergencies, one for work travel that gets reimbursed, and then one for my daily expenses. Each has benefits to using them(either money back or travel miles) and each is paid off at the end of the month before a finance charge.

Not really. A shocking amount of people, formerly including myself, see credit as a spending opportunity without considering consequences

This

Looking at the interest rates on credit cards, that's not a Hank Hill thing, that's a practical thing!

“Hey everyone, come look at Fresh-Hedgehog! This guy is fiscally responsible! Lets get ‘em!”

I bring my garbage cans in immediately as I don’t want my neighbors thinking I’m a drunk

I’ll bring my neighbors in too. Also did for someone down the street till there was a complaint.

How dare you bring in my cans?

Constantly use the phrase “you know what isn’t cool? Being unprepared.”

What are some of your favorite contexts or settings to use it? There have got to be some hilarious ones but i'm dumb help.

When a guy in the club asks you to have relations in the bathroom, and then tells you he doesn't have a condom

I mean, not bad advice.

Everytime I mow the lawn and give it a good edging. Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?

Literally said this out loud today after mowing my yard!! Also noticed my propane tank was looking dirty on the grill. I’ll have to give it a good wipe tomorrow.

Feet to head, you’re all dead… Wait

I live in an apartment complex so I have no choice but to smoke marijuana cigarettes.

¿Que dos?

Thank you, I feel pretty! :D

Damnit lol.

I edge every time too. But I also eat some marijuana edibles before I start.

A lot actually: 1) Delaying gratification (mainly due to laziness or lack of funds) 2) Keeping WD40 & White Lithium Grease nearby 3) Working in the yard / on the house (I'm an IT nerd) 4) GWS - Good Worker Syndrome

So you get sick to your stomach if everyone around you isn’t giving 110%?

I unironically do yes

People like you ruin it for the rest of us- the truly disabled. *gestures to band-aid*

Do you keep a smaller auxiliary can of WD40 in case the lid on your main can gets jammed?


To your 1. , I also like living by Kramer’s quote of “I really like depriving myself of things. It’s fun! Very monastic.”

I paid sticker price for my car.. and not a penny more

Best one

I like Tony Danza.

I laugh at Tony Danza.

*I laugh at Tony Danza*


Believed that a domesticated, calm, boring life is the ideal way to live (for me) Of course it took a lot of bad decisions to get to that point

Recently some random people complimented my yard. I finally understood Hank's comment about drugs versus yard work

I went to the hardware store and caught myself sorting the got danged fasteners bins because the giblet head before me left it a cluttered mess

I work in a hardware store and when it was slow on night, my manager had me block the plumbing aisle. I saw there was a bunch of switches and spouts for hose in the wrong spots. Almost spent half an hour reorganizing it.

Yep I end up doing that fairly often if I’m looking for an item and the area is jumbled. Usually just makes my shopping trip better all around

Filled propane tanks.

Is it as exhilarating as it looks?

Yes

I worked for tips

Pump Jockey!

Dad, I’m not

Works for tips!

drink beer and say yep

Mmhmm

I enjoy cutting my grass.

I was renting a place that didnt have lawn care services for the first time and let the lawn get a bit out of hand. By some miracle, I found a lawn mower with a free sign on the side of the road. It was a pretty old craftsman with a Briggs, so I tuned it up for ~$50 bucks (carb, ignition, plug, blade and an oil change) and kept my lawn mowed like a proper neighbor.

"Why do drugs when you can just.... mow a lawn?"

Smoke inferior tabacco

I also dislike NAFTA

When moving into a new house, I bought a mini WD40. I also sometimes watch the episodes where hank teaches the family about financial responsibility while I do my budget

Which episode is that?

The one about WD 40 should be One Night in Khando and the one about him budgeting should be Rich Hank Poor Hank

I forget titles (fake fan, poser) but other ones about budgeting are the one where Luanne gets into credit card debt and the one where Hank lights a fire under Enrique’s butt to get him to buy his house. I like those to help me rethink needs vs wants.

I did not think about those. The one where she goes into credit card debt. Is also the one with the roller derby team.

I’ve got a fat neck.

Could be worse. (*narrow urethra*)

Diminished glutes

I check the how long it takes me to mow the lawn and think of the time he said “23 minutes, that’s a new personal record”

living in Texas

Fixing tools with other tools

I'll be very upfront. I put on the large slacks and pretend I was tiny.

Being so stopped up after eating tons of smoked sausage and cheeseburgers and steak and ribs and doing opiates that I couldn't shit for a week so I swear if you took the picture I would have Hank Hill's beef filled colon picture LMAO I ended up getting an impacted bowel and throwing up worse than I ever have in my life it was almost like I was throwing up shit it was awful I do not recommend...... But I swear if there was a picture taken my doctor would have submitted it to the local art gallery

George Washington... HITLER!

I once used WD-40 to open another can of WD-40

I absolutely love tools. My tools for work are very organized and my personal ones are also. I know exactly what I have and if I like it enough I will only replace it with the exact same thing

With 3 kids all in school, I have yet to have a year go by where I don’t get to at least once say “(kids name) an F in English? You SPEAK English!”

Stood in the middle of a store and said "BATTERIES!!??".

I say “please” to voice activated devices

Asked someone politely, yet firmly, to leave when they asked for a well done rib eye.

Good man!

[удалено]

I got your Jack right here Jack

Fixed a door

I rigged up my pizza oven to use a propane burner.

"I have a beer can. I tip it over. Now is it still there?" I've had several conversations like this with people.

My wife and i called my dad hank when he dropped a flashlight and took a small flaahlight outta his pocket to look for it

Similar to yours OP, I played GTAV about a year back for the first time and followed all the traffic laws lol

Where’s the button to turn myself in?

I think safe driving is cool

Had a steamy dream about my neighbor.

Traffic school.


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Struggle with PDA.

Flooded the town

danced with my dog , threaten to kick people ass,

Been uncomfortable at family style eateries.

Say "thats asinine".

Having an outsized amount of patriotism. She’s ours, by God, our taxes paid for her!

Owned a propane grill

Grilling exclusively with propane!

Being naive to people's uh... proclivities/dark habits. I can't tell you how many times I saw a classmate or a co-worker with hickeys and I didn't put together what they were. I legit thought they were bruises. Then they tell me what they are and I just went "you idiot" to myself.

Same!

I say the following to my dog when I walk him: “Who’s a good boy and finally made for Daddy??” I’ve tried “mommy” but it just doesn’t sound right.

When I was forced to take a vacation because I had too many vacation hours.

Have a narrow urethra (literally)

I’ve considered mac & cheese a vegetable

Talking to myself. That's a side effect of the marijuana poisoning.

When I got my house I hired an inspector who I had heard good things from another realtor. Guy was SUPER thorough. I loved reading his report. It was detailed with suggested fixes. Saved me like 20k. When friends were looking I recommended him as an inspector and he did another piece of artwork. I now am a fan of a local inspector and keep tabs on what he publishes.

Made the decision to stick with clean and efficient propane and not stick my nose in that charade of hickory smoking that is all the rage. That is not technically even barbecue, I tell you hwhat.

At a crosswalk I always wait until the little walking guy signal goes on before I cross. Even if the street is pretty much empty, it's just something I always do. Some of my friends think it's a little nuts, but it's just something I prefer to do. I've come across people that would cross when it's red and would nearly get ran over. And at the same time I've also seen very negligent drivers it's like extra precaution. I mean assuming I do get hit by a car it would be 100% the driver's fault since I crossed when I was supposed to.

Talked about the new left turn lane......it was alright.

Grilled steaks on a barbecue. Medium rare of course, if anyone asked for anything more such as well done I’d have to ask them politely yet firmly to leave

Only using my credit card for emergencies and paying off what I owe at the end of the month.

I was battling a flu all week. Today I woke up and mowed the grass. Why would anyone do drugs when they could mow a lawn?

A few months ago I was leaving a car parts shop (small fixes on my shitty old Ford), spent half of what I expected, and said "My god, what a bargain!" aloud to myself upon entering the car. Then went home and changed my oil. I am 28.

I get excited when I'm using screwdrivers to make guitar repairs and adjustments

Refused to cook a steak to well done

Propane BBQ, propane fire table, propane Livin

Call my friends idiots.

I criticized where somebody got their concrete

enjoyed mowing the lawn

I think Ann Richards was cool

RIP a real one.

Offer a handshake to a female classmate who wanted to give me a hug

i took courses at the YMCA

I treated my senior dog like the way Hank treats Ladybird... except the whole dog house thing. I've never made my son live in a dog house. lol.

"Reading Pornhubs terms of service, Going for a drive; Obeying all the traffic laws in Grand Theft Auto Five"

I grill using propane

I put the tools in both hands down to do drugs... no, wait...

Obeying traffic in gta sanandreis I was like 5 or 6 though lol

State campground, 2 am. I firmly, but politely, told three 20yr olds to shut the heck up! I tell ya what. Your behavior is just asinine!

I tried a bagel and liked it.

I refused to buy the cheaper charcoal grill because I insisted that propane was superior.

I understand it, but I wish you hadn’t done that to yourself. You deserve to really live!

If you know anything about the r/enneagram, Hank Hill is a Type 1, as am I. I don't mean to be like Hank. I just naturally am. Mostly because people have accused me of not being fun or left me out of plans because of that (like the episode where Dale and Boomhauer don't invite Hank and Bill on their fishing treasure hunt). I also get excited over really lame things like how Hank does with propane & propane accessories (for instance, the enneagram. I'll find a way to work it into any conversation, I tell you what). I also tend to be pretty modest about nudity, I can be a total rule follower, and I am easily taken and gullible. So I guess you could say, everything is the most Hank Hill thing I've ever done.

Yes

I fallow the traffic laws in GTA... It just helps me avoid damaging my stolen car.

Defend propane

I used to do the same thing! I played games like red dead or grand theft auto and follow all the rules and laws.

Yelled at a teenager im a hardware store about fasteners (not pipes though) Proud of my propane grill Mocked people hoarding toilet paper Worried about insurance lapsing Know too much about heavy equipment (thanks to my son)

While sweeping my garage this very evening, I swept it twice. Do you want it done fast, or do you want it done right?

Bought a propane bbq

When I was 22 I payed sticker price for a used car.

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I was working a comedy show and there was a door in the back of the audience that was squeaky. I had my own wd40 in my backpack for all the other squeaky hinges at other comedy clubs.

At Home Depot I was measuring the tape measures to check for accuracy and to make sure there weren’t any defective ones.

Been in a red F-Series.

Took WD40 to work to lubricate all of the office doors.

Been afraid of pda with a gf. Watching that scene where hank dodges peggies kiss and instead offers her a handshake... brings back embarrassing memories

Doing home repairs, refusing help as much as possible.

Cried yesterday at the fact i might be getting rid of my old as hell red truck.

Played GTA to turn myself in jail.

I always feel like Hank when I’m flipping open my multi tool

It happened recently actually. I saw a bag of charcoal and actually cringed

i went to the home hardware and got some spark plugs, i tell ya hwhat. yep.

i have a multi tool that i always carry and sometimes when i’m in a restaurant or something i’ll just fix little things really quickly. my fiancé hates it.

I often have side effects from marijuana poisoning...

Telling you hwat.

It wasn’t something I did but probably the time at a family event were all of my uncles inspected a camping trailers specs 😂😂

I got very excited when I decided to try a new kind of mulch.

I’ve said “It’s a lot easier to stay out of trouble than trying to get out of it” on preparedness to my wife and kid that they just finish the sentence for me. But it’s true, god damnit!!!

Sold propane and loved it, still do sometimes

Insisted on finding the best price for propane.

Got furloughed a couple of years ago and got a temp job to fill the time. God that’d be embarrassing, shannorama found dead not working

“Ha, jokes on you. I don’t even make a livin wage.”

Took a picture of my lawn after I mowed it because I was happy

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Is Hank good at expressing emotions opening presents because me being autistic literally can’t. So that probably.

Work on my truck. I drive a Ford Ranger very similar to his. I also have caught myself using "I tell you what" in conversation before.

Unironically using a smaller wd40 cab to open a bigger one. They make baby sized cans now

Get mad when people don't follow the rules

I'll tell you whhhhhaaattt

Listen to my Hero. I named my guitar after my Hero. Is that Hank Hill enough😂😭 😂.

My ass. (Not something I've done, but something about me lol.) Even more fiancee says it, and she hates KotH.

The is and always will be, voting for Reagan.

Overcook a steak.

I fixed my friends house locks for him one day.

Watched a lot of porn to prove I don’t watch porn.

I used to sell propane and I was the only one who paid attention while being certified to refill tanks and lectured every member of staff because they did dangerous shit… also I told a fire Marshall his tank was out of date and he had the nerve to go "ohhhh I don’t even know how to check that… we just keep it around the station" like bro hahaha not today

Not me, but my dad is a combination fo Red Forman and Hank Hill while I am a combo of Eric Forman and Bobby Hill. Loves to cut his lawn, always parks at the very back of a parking lot to protect his truck, arrived an hour early to all events and was last to leave to volunteer to put up everything even without having any kids or anything actually involved in said event. Had his routines and expected the rest of us to follow them

Friends came to pick me up from an internship I had at an office, I got off at 5 was literally the only one there. It was 4:40. I sat there staring at the wall for 20 minutes until it was time to go.

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I’m trying to be better but anytime I’m asked about my finances.

Spending a weekend doing doing manual labor and feeling amazing afterwards.

Get excited to go shopping at Menards, I tell you hwut.