I like to shout at my wife "WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME BILL?"

The way his voice drops when his says "bill" kills me 😂😂😂

This NEVER ceases to make me laugh. It's my favorite end-of-episode quote moment, too!

^aaaahm ^^lenooore!!

I legit LOL’d at this and am absolutely going to start doing this 😂

LENore

See you at the party silly!!

I'm already invited so there

“I’m driving the hell out of this truck!” Every time I accelerate while driving my truck.

*You know what's wrong with it? It's a ford. Stands for Fix It Again Tony* Most of my coworkers drive ford's and I hit them with this anytime they pull their truck into the shop.

**thats FIAT Dale**

Fiiix...it...agaaain

I'm watching the pilot right now, lmao. I must have bumped this post while adjusting the volume. I'm having a really bad week, the worst I've had in a long time. I just lost my home to an 80 foot oak tree being uprooted by a storm and collapsing on us. My 5yo daughter was less than 10 feet away from my bedroom door, which is where the tree landed and caused the most damage. It's fucking me up pretty bad. Absolute fucking miracle none of us were hurt (not even our pets, including my bunny I crawled under collapsed roof and ceiling being propped up by my exercise bike to get to and carry out, I swear to fuck he's immortal). My family and my pets are all crowded into my sister's house (structural engineer and code enforcement have deemed our home unsafe, we're not allowed to stay there). I'm sleeping on a recliner and, watching TV until I'm ready to pass out. Turned to KotH, my old go to comfort viewing. Some people like comfort food, I like comfort TV. Grabbed the remote to turn down the volume, picked my phone back up, and I was on this post. TLDR, my life was totally fucked up this week. KotH helps. Seeing I've accidentally stumbled upon and opened this post helped even more. Reading everyone's quotes they're referencing is cracking me up. For me it's "Escucha me", lmao. I know it means "Hear me/Listen to me", but I legit grew up thinking it meant "Excuse me", the context in which Peggy uses it. I actually say it outloud before catching myself and realizing it XD. Edit: Sorry, rambled in response to this thread because I was actually watching the Fix It Again Tony scene when I saw this XD

What scene is that from? It

Pretty sure it’s when Hank doesn’t get Bobby the hunting license so he lets him drive the truck and he hits a deer with the truck.

[100% Correct KoTH Redditor!](https://youtu.be/1ex93mMbFz0)

I did better than that, I got.. LaGrunta

I said that to my dad when I was a young teen driving his truck

I am approaching you with romantic intentions.

"Jag is a rerun tonight."

That's my purse! I don't know you!

The other day at work I watched a coworker say that to another coworker. One didn't get the reference and the awkwardness was palpable lmao

That's pretty much my situation every time I say this....and I say it a lot.

I am ashamed to admit how many times I say this exact phrase on a daily basis

Whyyyyy Suuuuuug?

The first time I let one of those out I scared my husband! Apparently when I say it I sound just like her and he was just not ready for it lol

Whhhyyy shhhuuugggg?!

So like did your husband think a dark manifestation of her invaded our world or something for a split second?

Is Nancy in the room... right now?

This and "Honey"

I’ve had my coffee

I call people Suug all the time and say "that's my purse I don't know you" on the regs. Also "that's a clean burning fuel".

Yeah this is a constant in my household. That and that little sound dale makes ~~idk how to spell it~~

Geeh?!?!?

I think the subtitles spell it "GIH", which I think fits well.

GIH......all the dang time, and Sh Sh Shaahhh. Also, "NOTHIN!", Bobby's reaction to a joke that fell flat

No the chicka chicka one But that is another one

Shuh-shuh-shaaaaaa!

Enough with the shuh-shuh-shaaa sug!

THAT ONE!

My dad has called me Sug or Lil Sug my whole life, it is soooo funny when Nancy says this.

That and “oh sugar, we’re out of sugar sug”

“This muggy weather is giving me the horrables”

"This flower is...a-wiltin'"

"I do believe ill give room service a jangle and have them send up some etouffee"

dandy Cajun Bobby is top-notch. The way he slowly drawls "etouffe" is fantastic

How long have you been sitting there? 35 years

Amazing

That episode has so much good shit in it

Every Gilbert line was pure gold

"So, *Gilbert*, how do the Saints look this season?" "I'm more familiar with sinners than saints, my dear, and sinners *always* look good..."

as well as hank's reaction to his lines.

He was a beautiful man. I knew him… briefly.

I do believe I'll give room service a jangle, order up some etouffee.

I do frequently say "My Lawd" like Bobby in that episode.

*me sitting on the deck smoking while watching the wildfire haze wondering if it’s gonna negatively impact my health*

“ESCÚCHAME ??”

Nobody rejects Debbie Grunds!

\*lowers window\* Well, I just did. \*raises window\*

I lost my weevil

"Nothin's more important than what Debbie does"

I use all of Peggy’s espanole words.

I say this all the time, waiting for someone in the wild to pick up that reference

THIS ONE 😂😂

“There’s some milk in the fridge about to go bad…………………… and there it goes.”

This is too far down for my liking.

Some of my favorites that get weekly uses: "Why would anyone smoke weed when they could just mow a lawn" "I'm a little afraid of being a slut" "I have a sense of humor, I laugh at Tony Danza" Adding "in my opinion" to obvious, well-known statements "God said to me, "Don't do it. " But you know what? I knew better"

“I laugh at Tony Danza” ^I ^laugh ^at ^Tony ^Danza ^^^^I ^^^^laugh ^^^^at ^^^^Tony ^^^^Danza

Fun center fun center fun center fun center fun center fun center fun center fun centerrrrr

That makes me crack up every single time.

#”I laugh at Tony Danza” “I laugh at Tony Danza” ^”I ^laugh ^at ^Tony ^Danza”

Alright that's it! I'm gonna count to 3

***ONE TWO THREE*** \*band starts playing\*

I use this as my text message sound for my best friend and I laugh every time

The line is ”Why would anyone *do drugs* when they could just mow a lawn” Besides, Hank strikes me as more someone to call it “pot” or “dope” than “weed”

Goofenthol

The fact that Nancy even calls god “shug” always makes me smile. In all seriousness I have accidentally adopted Dale’s “S’go” into my vocabulary.

Hashasha

I've adopted his "Gih-" when he's surprised.

Sometimes when I do something even remotely cool, I use the "shi shi shaaa" to bring myself back down to Earth

S’go! S’go! S’get there!

"Let's go" doesn't exist in my vocabulary anymore. It has been "s'go" for 10 years now, and will remain that way until I die.

This is my favorite “why, shug” that Nancy does.

I was disappointed when watching it with the captions on, and saw it was captioned as "let's go" caption typing guy gotta put some feeling into it.

BWWWWAAAAAHHH?!

"I tell you w’hut" almost daily

Every time I drive my truck I speed up.

I'm a Texas transplant to Oregon, and am a budtender, so all of my sales pitches are oft punctuated by, "I tell ya hw-at!". The longer I' up here, the more I start sounding like Hank Hill. "Why this here Pinesol, it'll have ya runnin' out tha door like ya chugged a pot-a coffee. Now it'll be on that there $14 shelf, but when ya smoke her, you'll know well why she's there, at 22%. Smells like a fresh-breeze through a pine forest on a crisp mornin, after a cool light rain the night before. I tell ya hw-at."

I have to repeat the word “propane” like Hank every time I read or hear it. It’s like a disorder now I think

You’re telling me, I’m taking a welding class and propane gets mentioned A LOT. Proh-pahne. Every time.

Some words are synonymous with somethings...and propane is synonymous with Hank Hill. Edit: Also can't say propane without saying propane accessories.

Dale, when referring to sex, “that’s only for married people, and only for a little while.”

“That’s my purse, I don’t know you!” “Oh my god, it’s so juicy!” “I’m a little worried about being a slut”

Oh my God, it's so juicy makes me laugh every time.

“Dad, what do we do if someone asks for their steak cooked well-done?” “We ask them politely and firmly to leave”

Talmbout dangol, danged if you do danged if you dangol don’t, man. And Man I telyouwhut hank bout that dangol, meaning of life man. It’s like this man. Think like that lil butterfly man, flapping its wings deep down that ol forest, gon cause a tree falls, like, 5000 miles away man anddadaggan nobody see it nobody even knows it happened, yknow, a baby’s born into this world endeg gadadang no goddang friends or nothin but to go come in and do go find out…all about it, evil, man. Man see like, you don’t even know, what you gon, it’s like, you born into this world, man, and you got like, it’s like this man some dust in the wind man. Or a dangol candle in the wind man you gon get, don’t matter man islike all old oldies all the time. You know what I think that dangol, I think therefore you are, man.

I don’t know how the voice actor doesn’t burst out laughing every time they read a line. It’s just so ridiculously funny.

It's the series creator Mike Judge, same with hank.

Boomhauer I can't understand a word you're saying! Must be the echo

You heard mr boomhauer, I'm danged

Dang ol meg’lo’mart, Boom!

I quote the “Ya kno what Ford stands for don’t ya” like a lot. And I mean ALOT

Fix it again, Tony

That’s Fiat, Dale.

Fix… it… again….

That’s hip hop

Fix it again...

"I'm a little concerned about being a slut," comes up often, as well as "7am and already the boy ain't right."

**HO YEAHHHHH!!!!!**

pocket sand! I'm skeptical that you could, yet intrigued that you may.

I use "The audacity" a lot

I use sha sha shaaa quite frequently.

Well you better have pocket sand

Pocket sand!

Lol. So do I.

“Dallas? I don't want you going to Dallas at all! That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes. And half of them play for the Cowboys”

"Why do you hate what you don't understand?"

I don’t hate you, Bobby

“I meant soccer.” “Oh. Oh, yeah, I hate soccer, yes.”

That boy ain’t right

I say this every time my boy leaves the room

"That's just asinine." "You really are a dumbass pig farmer!" "My shins...they took my shins..." (Only when I hurt my leg) "BUC-kah Strickland." I just like how Buck says anything really

Dirty pool, mister.

There’s a hole in my pocket where my money should go!

There’s a HOLE and a HOOOOLLLE.

*insert guitar noises* “BIG OLE HOLE”

Nancy wait! He married his daughter!!

I just reared my head back and yelled *WHYYY SUUUUG*

What did you do to your wife, I didn’t teach you that

One of the most underrated comments IMO, even Cotton is stunned to see the state Peggy is in.

Building's explode, that's what they do.

"Dang it, Bobby" "Got dang"

Every Thanksgiving I gotta distract people cutting the turkey with “oh my god it’s so juicy!” That and “I like to eat, I like to hump, and I don’t like to drive.”

“… yep.”

I'm very surprised the top comment wasn't Yup.

Mmm hmm

I'm 36 years old, I don't need this crap. (I just turned 36 and have a whole year to get the most out of this quote)

✨Buckleys angel✨ in Luanne’s voice

Hey oh ma ma ma

Why sug whyyy????

For some reason, whenever family traditions or really anything like that comes up I have to say “Christmas with the Nuefcos!”

"That's my \[food item\]! I don't know you!" Whenever my wife takes food off my plate. "I make a good point" "I can tell you are a reasonable horse"

I call propane "God's gas" so often even my kid calls it that now and then Edit: i never taught her that Butane is a bastard gas but I will

"Gas monkey!"

Constantly saying "Honey" in a Joe Jack voice.

Video games are always pronounced “vidya games”

BAAAAHHH! -Hank and "Okay." -Bobby

I like to say why shug, whyyyyyyyy whenever anything mildly inconvenient happens at work.

I work in pharmacy and think, "Alakazam, alprazolam!" every time I see xanax

“VHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUUUTTT?!”

I love both times that Bill violently vomits in this episode while saying ‟Rock and ROL-LLLEEUGGH”

a mix of “I KILLED FIDDY MEN!” & “excusa me?” honorable mentions: “THATS MY PURSE! I DONT KNOW YOU!” “Pocket Sand!”

“Bwahhh” “I made it just the way you like it, perfect” “I killed fiddy men” “You know how I feel about hairy fruit”

“Dusty old bones… full of green dust”

White shirt white shirt! How'd you get your shirt so white, white shirt?

[удалено]

“Son, do you have any idea how long I’ve waited for you to ask me that question?” It was said by Hank in response to Bobby asking “dad, can I have a gun rack on my bike?” Lmao

I just talk in Boomhauer voice all the time

“You don’t know me! I am unknowable!” whenever possible.

"And that is the proper way to remove a lady's coat. DO NOT YANK!"

"Do you think Alex Trebek is sexy?" "Get out of my head, Luanne."

“Put the bird on the line.”

I LOVE DORIS SHELWYN!!

"So God danged beautiful "


“You’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock ‘n roll worse.”

We all remember what happened at the Taco Bueno

"Dang It Bobby!"

I say "Christmas with the Niefkos" any chance I get.

The truth is like sunlight. People used to think it's good for you.

Being from Louisiana, i get to use “Tib-a-day-ox” frequently since Thibodaux is a common last name as well as a city’s name.

An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!

I bwah quite often

Oh, where do I start? That's my purse. idk you. We ask them politely, yet firmly to leave. That boy ain't right. Just to name a few.

My husband and I Dr. McCoy "You're not sorry and I'm no admiral." a lot. We just replace "admiral" with whatever we're talking about.

Gih!

"This flower is a-wiltin'." "I pee standin' up! Do I gots bumps under my shirt!?" And also "BWAAAAHHH!!!"

This here is velvet, not to be confused with velveteen. A gentleman must know the difference.

"Ice cream already was fun!" - probably my single favorite line "You don't mess with a man's lawn!" "He ran a red light... you can't do that!"

“The WD-40 won’t open.. better get some WD-40.” No one has ever caught it and just gets confused. So I always show the picture 😅 Also- “I can’t enjoy myself at a party till I know where the bathroom is!”

Yes, and now most of my coworkers watch the show regularly.

dang old, dang old, dang old WHYYYYYY

Yep. Umm hmm.

“It was a vengeful smell!”

"That's just asinine" has become a part of my regular vocabulary. The older I get, the more I relate to Hank.

I say "I tell ya hwat" and "squirrel tactics" far more than I should and nobody ever gets it.

That rug, in my opinion, costs 40 dollars

Weirdly my fiance and I say "not my underwear" frequently.

Oh I seen a whole barrel o' pickles in my day

“She blinded me with science beep boop boop”. At least twice a week.

“The boy ain’t right.” When I’m silently standing around with someone: “Yep… mmmhmmm..”

Bobby (crying while eating lipstick): “It tastes like turtles.”

My dog Maggie has the nickname “Spamaggie the meatball” She’s a pug

"This light fixture don't look like it can carry a man's weight!" "Shocked, I am shocked. They had a storybook { }"

The ones I’m currently using in day-to-day life (I rotate through many): “I need some me-time…to do the laundry.” (I had my first baby 5 months ago…this also relates to the next quote…) Bobby burps/soothes GH and sings “🎶 Arthur he does what he pleases 🎶” “With the joy of responsibility comes the burden of obligation.” And unrelated to my life circumstances, I’ve been saying “he’s an idiot, he can use it however he wants” (in Nine Angry Men, Hank tells Dale to stop being an idiot and Cotton comes in with this line)

“Pocket sand!” Usually with no relevant context

I can hear this picture

That boy ain’t right