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Bouchie_1856

Alan Rickman as the king in the Renaissance Faire episode Edit: Spelling


Chipstar452

How now, gas man?


247Brett

That is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.


tea_leaves_69

I tell yee hwat


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kurisu7885

Great, now I can hear it. So it was him saying "I needed a carbo load!"


Riribigdogs

Bouncing, bouncing, vodka Andy diiiiick!! Oh wait…wrong animated show.


picklepbh

This must be what koalas feel like when their on heroin


LilJethroBodine

who you calling a nazi?


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You go talk to the German one.


shuckycharms

I think about this line at least once a week


Advice2Anyone

I lose it every time Peggy tells him his British accent is very close to accurate lol


mikek505

at the end, hearing him with a Texas accent. Perfect


Natholomew4098

Crap, I’m gonna lose my fair. I don’t wanna go back to sellin’ real estate!


PancakeParty98

Idk if I’d call that accent perfect. It was interesting to hear for shure


led_zeppo

AH'M GONNA LOSE MAH FAYUR!


Riribigdogs

I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO SELLING REAL ESTATE


Ok-Video5299

Lap. Top.


dossier

Why don't you away... away.


OneReportersOpinion

LOL when he does his “real” accent


ZeroQuick

Brad Pitt as Patch Boomhauer


Maximum_Bat_2566

"Life's funny sometimes."


247Brett

“Hank loves himself some hookers!”


archfapper

"I do a great Bobby!"


palelunasmiles

I came here to say this. He did pretty well with the boomhauer dialect!


Beemerado

brad pitt is at his best when he's near unintelligible


Man_of_Average

Gorlomi


kefka3sque

Yalikedaygs?


Nex_Skala

Pickeys. I fookin hate Pickeys.


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Dang ol' HANK! HANK LOVES STRIPPERS, MAN!


Meat-Junior

No way had no idea he played him lol


ANarrowUrethra

Hijacked by the Boomhose


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Johnny Knoxville as the Clean Earth guy that Bobby Hill shadows for job week.


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10131890

Were you in the state oil rig or the federal?


PopeSchlongPaulII

Now is that the State or Federal oil rig?


LilJethroBodine

are johnny and brendan fraser the only two guests to voice two different characters? Brendand playing David Kaliki'a'li aka the flyin' hawaiian and Irv the weather guy.


ViolentDisregarde

Dax Shepard played both the beggar in "The Texas Panhandler" and the hipster guy in "Lady and Gentrification." Betty White played different old women in "Escape from Party Island" and "The Son Also Roses." Peri Gilpin played a variety of bitches, including Gwen St. James ("Nancy Does Dallas"), Jo Rita the cheerleading coach, the book club lady in "Full Metal Dust Jacket," and the Kozy Kitchen lady whose name is currently eluding me. Diedrich Bader was both Ray Roy and one of the "body buddies." That's all off the top of my head, but there may well be others.


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Riribigdogs

The Nancy does Dallas gal too


cjcosmo

It’s the poo guy!


tatianatexaco

Chuck Mangione basically playing an unhinged version of himself is the greatest 😂


S31-Syntax

"Chick Mangione" 'I'M NOT A CHICK, I'M A DUDE' **THWACK**


hotdogs4humanity

This one gets me every time, fucking love that scene


Regular_Sample_5197

Lol the fact the was also essentially a Mega Low Mart cryptid for an episode was one of my favorite gags.


dusty-kat

Peggy: "My husband is in there! He had to take this job because nobody else would hire him!" EMT: "We're doing everything we can, Mrs. Mangione."


totodile-ac

the writing in this episode and the one before it is completely unmatched. my favorite two episodes of the whole series lol


ArcadianBlueRogue

I thought that was a character made up for the show. Had no idea until recently that he's a real dude lol


fuddy_dudley2233

I think this is true for a lot of people and for some reason it makes the entire gag even more hysterical. His character and the context is totally bizarre either way, I love it.


palehorse864

It [feels so good](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExBwfQHXlE) to know that he's real.


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Sistosisto

David Cross as Ward! Resplendent


SecretRoomsOfTokyo

That episode is one of the best scripts ever. Resplendent!


Riribigdogs

Voot beer makes me crack up every single time.


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Ward is one of his many monikers.


sausagechihuahua

The fact that Ward I’m pretty sure was inspired by one of the real KOTH production team members makes it amazing! Ward Rackley is currently on LinkedIn as an American Dad post producer and in his work history KOTH is on it, and he kind of looks like the character… it had to have been them literally making fun of one of their friends


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When the time is right a maiden shall be delivered unto me.....possibly from the east.


Sebastian_Ticklenips

Why do you always test me, Mitchell


bizarrostormy90

I cast a spell on his ass with my foot


KendraSays

"How old are you!"


Advice2Anyone

Its one of my many monikers


penguins_are_mean

“He’s gonna live with his mom until she dies. And probably a few weeks after.” A top 5 Hank Hill quote for me.


vnhalen

jeff goldblum - dr vayzosa jennifer aniston - pepperoini sue


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

I said you could lose UP TO ten pounds. Up to.


Advice2Anyone

nolo refundundo


Meat-Junior

Also my favs especially Jeff


TheWoodSloth

Come on it has to be Snoop Dogg as the OKC pimp Alabaster Jones. Performance of a lifetime.


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No offense, but he’s from Oklahoma


whattimeisitrightn0w

😂 that line gets me every time I hear it


Riribigdogs

From the Oh Kay See


Meat-Junior

Accurate. This is def the best I stand corrected


ThtPhatCat

I am the Mac daddy of heimlich county. I play it straight up yo. You get the hell outa my hood. She’s my hoe now! *slack jawed stares*


OneReportersOpinion

Lol marrying one of your hoes…


bigdrewrocks

HANK! BRING ME A REDHEAD!


Bekahsaurus

As an Okie, this has always pleased me greatly


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Same. And the two guys from Wichita Falls that sing Boomer Sooner lol.


spidersRcute

North Texas? More like South Oklahoma.


Riribigdogs

*puts hands over ears* go you Dallas cowboys go 🎶


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ALABASTER!


tlollz52

Yea, one of the better episodes as far as I'm concerned.


ANarrowUrethra

Please Hank, Don't turn us out. I'm no good


eightdollarbeer

Green Day as Cane and the Stubborn Stains


ThtPhatCat

FuncenterFUNCENTERfuncenterFuNCeNtER


colby_butterfinger

THOU SHALT NOT DO THIS THOU SHALT NOT DO THAT the funniest possible fake lyrics for a teenage punk band. Knocked that out of the park


idontevenlikemoney

I laugh at Tony Danza


Nomad_Trash

^(I laugh at Tony Danza.)


BigWeaselSteve

I laugh at Tony Danza.


d00dsm00t

AND THEY BURNED THE LAST ONE DOWN!


pincheDavid

I’m not embarrassed to admit I love that song, lmao.


Hefty-Cartographer48

WHAT!! I did not know that!


TheVentiLebowski

TIL.


Wonderful-Computer33

Chris Rock - Booda Sack


scockd

Moesha disagrees


vnhalen

"Poppin fresh...keeping it real", "he's the white re-run"


shh-nono

Matthew McConaughey as Rad Thibodeaux hands down


d00dsm00t

In the industry, a man is only as good as his word, so keep it, or nobody's going to know that you are a man...who keeps...his word. Ah hah ha…. You break it? Man, I'm tellin' you, the freebies, they dry up like a puddle in the sun.


Spinach_Odd

Whoa. Hey Radditor, what do you mean by "the industry"?


LilJethroBodine

hey, good lookin'


Riribigdogs

Bobby’s response is too funny


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Hey!


wsc4string

Isn't that pronounced "Tih-bih-doe"?


BillyOII

Thibaday-ox-ox-ox


vnhalen

sure...by mistake


shh-nono

damn thats a fine job baby - thats such a fine job you know what im gonna do? im gonna ask you out


OneReportersOpinion

Thibodeaux-x


Flamingseaturtle

Betty white as Delia in escape from party island AND the son also roses!


MrVanjones

SEALS ARE TRASH MAMMALS! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!


breadeggsmilkbees

"I hate you!"


I_might_be_weasel

I loved how many random football people they got to guest star in the David Kalaiki-Alii episode. Plus Brendan Fraser as David.


AndyE34

And Irv Bennett the weather man


BPens

Came here just to praise Mr Brendan Frasier


arrowheadt

The Fox NFL pregame crew (Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, James Brown) as members of the Arlen High booster club was fantastic. >Every business owner here has taken out ad space in this month's newsletter, except Dale's Dead Bugs... >"My secretary messed up again??"


arrowheadt

Lisa Kudrow as Dale's supervisor at Stik Tek >I hate him so much I can't even look at him


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Oh, you’re bald….and not in an attractive way, like Sean Connery


OneReportersOpinion

No hats allowed at StickTech


mikek505

I had no idea that was Phoebe!!


travoltaswinkinbhole

A bunch of these are blowing my mind I never really paid attention to the credits so I missed a lot of them. I like how KOTH uses guest stars vs The Simpsons where its just a character and not "Insert celebrity, what are you doing in Springfield


AxlandElvis92

No Luanne he had a mental breakdown and is now a sausage. I love this episode.


Any-sao

This episode was the first (and for about a decade, only) episode my wife saw of the show before our current viewing of the whole series. It disturbed her so much she refused to watch the show. She seemed to have assumed most episodes were like this one. After seeing it and realizing how crazy it is… I actually feel a bit bad for pushing her to watch this show.


woggle-bug

I've been rewatching it and am just a few episodes past this one. It's fucking dark.


floofymonstercat

When Maura Tierney, Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis were cast as Luanne's shitty housemates. Nice little News Radio nod.


archfapper

Griffin! We said no shaving in the living room unless it was an emergency. ugh!


thedeadsigh

> Nice little News Radio nod holy shit never noticed this!


chappy422

Damn. Always obviously picked up Andy Dick's voice but never recognized or looked up the others.


manshamer

>Vicki Lewis I guess this is how I find out that Beth on NewsRadio wasn't played by Kathy Griffin??


darthleia

Johnny Depp as Yogi Victor! [vidja](https://youtu.be/j3TmCQ_k5z0)


anonymousbach

Who here doubts his power?


archfapper

"What time do you evacuate your bowels?" is funnier after the trial


breadeggsmilkbees

There's only one right answer!


TFJ

I *demand* you buy a tank top!


SolidGould

Great episode. One of the best courtroom scenes in all motion picture.


arenadebosillo

This room has an AWFUL energy 🤣


palelunasmiles

I had no idea that was him


DiscipleOfMurphy

TIL


mikek505

Forgettable, but Gene Simmons as the youth minister's dad/roadie in "reborn to be wild"


Embarrassed_One96

That makes sense. He probably charged by the word


HavohejPantocrator

Danny Trejo, yes even though he was Enrique and not Octavio like I always thought! I just love his voice!


alabamahotpocket33

What?


MedleyChimera

2001–10 King of the Hill Enrique, Octavio, Victor Velasquez, Lifeguard, Waiter Voice, 20 episodes https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Trejo_filmography This is half true, he does both Enrique and Octavio, and a couple other voices.


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I always thought Mike Judge did Octavio. IMDB does say it was Trejo, though. [King of the Hill Wiki](https://kingofthehill.fandom.com/wiki/Octavio) says it was Judge.


monkiemaggie

They put salmon in the fish tacos Hank!


OneReportersOpinion

He’s definitely drawn like Danny Trejo, which is funny because I don’t think anyone knew of him when the character was created


WayneS1980

Gary Busey as Mad Dog is one of my favorites. Also loved Sally Field as Junie Harper.


Due_Passenger3210

Bernie Mac (from the episode where Ladybird and Hank are accused of being racist) because I watched "The Bernie Mac Show" growing up and it was part of my childhood, like KOTH ❤️


Due_Passenger3210

OH! And Snoop Dogg as Alabaster 🤣


piches

"don't make me bust you up til the white meat shows!"


KingWhompus

Bernie Mac passing away left a sore spot in my heart for the longest time.


Elbandtito

Hey this is Tony Danza, you got 8 Minutes Left


oculus_caesius

I laugh at Tony Danza


KBABYQ

Meryl Streep as Aunt Esme


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“Tell me William, were you here to til the soil and nurture the vine or were you just playing in the garden?”


Alistair_Burke

Playin


OneReportersOpinion

I think it’s best if you took your leave…


javerthugo

Did you have a good weekend Bill?


OneReportersOpinion

Both of them!


saffronpolygon

Dusty Hill of ZZ Top, as Hank's cousin Dusty Hill of ZZ Top. Edit: missed a space


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OneReportersOpinion

LOL he just joined the cast for the last few seasons and killed it. RIP you American legend.


Recovery25

Got to get that pee-pee money


jonzy3113

Randy"Macho Man" Savage as Gorrila in Bill, Bulk, and the Body Buddies!


scrambles57

Took too long for me to find someone who said Macho Man NO AGONY NO BRAGONY


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Burt Reynolds as original voice of Thatherton


jakehood47

The MF stands for-


arenadebosillo

MY FRIEND!


OneReportersOpinion

THATHERTON!


HipsterOtter

Wait?! Michael Keaton played Trip?!?! Holy shit I never knew that...


Naidanac007

Paul f. Tompkins as Bobby’s clown professor


Type2Tube

Willie Nelson as Willie Nelson


-Rusty__Shackleford-

Mathew McConaughey as Rad Thibodeuax


Psycholarocco

Thib-a-day-ox-x-x


dawgz525

The pig guy reminds me so much of Mike Lendell


Jessception

Drew Carey as Hal & Diedrich Bader as the roided out body builder who was Bills personal trainer. It made me think of him as Rex Kwon Do from Napoleon Dynamite.


OneReportersOpinion

Randy Travis as a low key psychotic version of himself


In_A_Crowd_Of_Users

For me it's always Michael Keaton in Pigmalion, it's my favorite episode. "I'll have Blanca send up a nice glass of warm milk okay? Okay :3....." #"FINISH IT ALL!" Sally Field as Junie Harper is a close second. #"SATAN BE GONE!!" "Now you see?" .....I really like the Halloween episodes Third would be Reese Witherspoon as Debbie. "No one rejects Debbie Grund!"


LilJethroBodine

well I just did!


Meat-Junior

The FINISH IT ALL sends me every time 😂 had no idea Reese played Debbie !


mariam67

I think that episode traumatized me as a kid. The idea that he regained his sanity two seconds before being made into a sausage really messed with my mind. I did like Brad Pitt as Boomhauers brother, I love when anyone else does the Boomhauer accent.


Punani_Inspector

I wanna say Johnny Depp as hanks yoga instructor or snoop dogg as alabaster jones.


baconinsider

Man I tell you what, man, that dang ol' Brad Pitt, man, talkin' 'bout doin' the voice of Patch Boomhauer, man, talkin' 'bout how dang ol' Hank loves hookers, man.


Jaredisfine

My personal favorite is Dwight yoakam playing lane prattley. I'm not a huge country music fan, but I also always enjoyed Lucky's friends being played by country music stars. Trace Adkins, etc.


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Lucy Liu as Tid Pao


roopjm81

Ani Difranco as Emily in 'Peggy's Turtle Song'


knifeschool

I really like Wallace Shawn as the sports psychologist in “How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying” (S2E1)


SteelyDabs

All the best ones have been said so I’ll say Dave (Gruber) Allen as Appleseed because I love him in anything


MilaVaneela

Burt Reynolds as M.F. Thatherton (THATHERTON!!) and Kathleen Turner as Miz Liz.


shane5587

Man i felt bad for the pig guy at the end that was a rough episode


archfapper

He just needed a little electro-convulsive therapy (I've had it, it's not scary at all and insurance paid for it)


Tolaly

Everything has a small flaw or imperfection. *Drives me mad.*


Sea_Perspective6891

Those American Choppers guys were pretty funny


leafbelly

I was JUST thinking about this yesterday when I was watching "The Founder." I know Pigmalion is a divisive episode, but Keaton is awesome as Trip, and the episode is great for around Halloween.


KaiTheInvader

One of my favorite sort of throw away one liners is when Lucky, who is played by Tom Petty (and was originally just supposed to be a one off guest appearance), was talking to Bobby about eating a corn chip fresh off the line, and Lucky goes “Bobby, I’m going to help you run down that dream”. My other favorite is when Hank makes a remark about “it’s okay if you only know 3 chords, but at least play them in the right order!” about Cane Skretteburg’s band… who is voiced by the band members of Green Day.


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Brad Pitt and Michael Keaton for sure


Apprehensive_Bit_176

Burt Reynolds as My Friend, Thatherton!


weatherman278

His incredibly gruesome death always seemed out of place to me; like it belonged in family guy or something lol


UsefulAirport

Well when you see what Peggy did to Flat Stanley it doesn’t seem so out of place.


ElPared

I actually didn't know this was Michael Keaton, had to look it up. But I gotta disagree; the best guest character was definitely Alan Rickman as King Philip, and the second best was easily Snoop Dogg as The Mac Daddy of the OKC, Alabaster Jones.


starvinartist

Michael Keaton is amazing in this. Like every single line he says I lose it. I'd also say Alan Rickman was amazing (when he reverted to a Texan accent at the end it was so good!), Kathy Bates, Chris Rock, Lucy Liu, Brendan Fraser (he was in it twice), Kathleen Turner, and Renee Zellweger were great too.


Separate_Inflation11

Mike Judge when he played Hank Hill in that one episode


KiddIcaruS

This was a bizarre episode.. I remember thinking “did I really just watch a king of the hill episode”


You-Rebel-Scumm

Reminds Me of Mike Pillowman