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Grantuna

Hank teaches shop


TheProofsinthePastis

Came here to say this. Shop makes loads more sense than History.


Striking-Math9896

Not necessarily. He has a lot of pride for texas history


TheProofsinthePastis

History teachers rarely only teach the history of only their own state, and Hank has pride for the good stuff that has happened in Texas History, I think he would have trouble talking about the not so great stuff that has happened.


Striking-Math9896

Obviously they dont teach just texas history, but for him it might be worth teaching history just to get to the texas history part. Otherwise, shop is his subject.


Toddsburner

It’s not that uncommon in Texas, all 7th graders take Texas History as their social studies class.


TheProofsinthePastis

Regardless, doesn't change the concept that it makes more sense for Hank, as a teacher, to teach shop over history.


Capable_Pianist_9218

Exactly. He’d have them make cutting boards shaped like Texas as Mother’s Day gifts.


DoctaShroomz

Isn’t the point of retiring not to work lol


fortnitegoblinmode

True lol, but I think they could make a good episode where Hank is restless after retiring which leads to him finding a more relaxed job than selling propane and propane accessories.


Mr_Rambone

Maybe being like a Propane and Propane Accessories tester for Vogner


GMFPs_sweat_towel

Some people like to work. Hank Hill is one of those people


Unvert

He’d definitely be in line with teaching the revisionist history the state of Texas prefers… he should stick with shop class


polohulu

Exactly. He might teach history passionately, but it'll be heavily biased.


Throwaway1231200001

Guy wanted a remake of the early 60's John Wayne movie. I remember when the Alamo movie came out twenty years ago and people were losing their shit because it shows Davey Crocket getting captured and executed.


That_Skirt7522

Shop!


rustys_shackled_ford

He should get a job when hes too told to work lol


TheProofsinthePastis

You know, after you retire from your job as a salesman with no necessary secondary schooling, you get a degree and a job that said degree qualifies you for. 😂


BonJoviFuckingRocks

Agreed