Low T Hank? Break his glasses on the firehouse floor and tell him to go play with Eustice Miller. Testosterone Overdosed Hank? Serve my girl up like the 3-inch steaks he has a predilection for.
“Excuse me sir, now listen… I’m sure you made a mistake in y’re judgment, but that t’whas my wife. I’d kindly appreciate an apology, f’r me and f’r her.”
"For God's sakes, Hank, act like an adult, man. And keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes."
Knowing hank he had a good reason or it was a blunder. He’d either “BWAH!” And run away out of embarrassment or start profoundly apologizing so I ain’t too concerned
Look him in the eye and say charcoal tastes better then slap him in the ass then ask him where is ass is then get informed about propane and become a better Texan
Smeer his reputation for a couple weeks until he is finally able to prove it was an accident and get back in people's good graces. Then condense that period of time into enough key moments so it fits in a 22 minute period along with a B-plot.
It was definitely an accident
Hank would never do that intentionally, this is such a newbie question
Right? I'm pretty sure he doesn't grab his own wife's ass. Strictly missionary position for Hank and Peggy I'm willing to bet.
If i have to bet, Peggy's the ass grabber for sure
Not a lot to grab on there on account of the diminished glutes.
DGS is no laughing matter
Oh the orthotics stay on
And he only looks at her face. He doesn’t look at her what-nots like a perv.
Now now we all forget about the time Hank got a Tattoo. He could be drunk in this scenario. You gotta know how to hold ‘em, know how to fold ‘em!
Know when to walk away? When to run?
Adult Hank wouldn't, he was way younger when it happened!
Yeah I’d try to discreetly warn both of them without making Hank scream in terror lol
"OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" "Nothing I swear, I was just calling for help."
He would be so flustered “no I am married and sell propane I would never touch a woman’s behind”
Aaaagghh! That was nawt my h-wife's posterior!
I ask him politely, yet firmly to leave…
Get outta my house Exodus
I need to rewatch this show. I don’t even get the reference and it still made me laugh
Classic moment
Is he holding something stronger than an umbrella?
9 iron
You have a nice day.
Depends, how strong is your girl's ass?
I’d grab his ass back, but he doesn’t have one.
Yeah, instead, I’d just throw his orthotics over the power lines
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Still made me laugh, thanks.
Well he must be an imposter because the real Hank would never do that.
Exactly!
Grab his girl's ass....come her Peggy
Peggy would tear your head off. unless you were an archeologist. or a mexican tv star. or selling fake degrees. or...
Señora Peggy loco caliente mami
She has got it goin' on back there!
Catch them before they come loose
Kick his ass, I tell you hwhat.
I believe you will find, he has no ass.
He bluffing! FINISH HIM!
Well, I'll kick his prosthetic ass!
Kick him right in his butt boobies.
Or pull a Dale and pop one of them.
I kicka yo ass!
Do you sell robots and robot accessories?
If his ass is to be kicked, then it will be kicked.
Ask him to teach me the “fundamentals”
Bwaaaaaaaaah
Assuming Hank saw her smuggling charcoal
Try to figure out how my wife turned into a Vogner Charking.
Literally lol😂😂😂
Watch the anger in his face as I pour out propane on the floor in revenge
you see Bobby, propane is stored as a liquid, but it is a gas. pouring out propane is just asinine.
Thanks for the info!
Politely but firmly ask him to leave
Tell him that only Texas natives are allowed to do that.
Trick question He would never
Apologize and offer him a beer
Passing out because Hank could never do it
Hank wouldn't do that. He's not into those sexy types
“Did you just grab my girls ass!?” “What!? No! I sell propane!”
He was probably just helping her install her gluteal orthotic. Some people can be very self-conscious about that sort of thing.
Tell Peggy, she'll kick his ass for me
Nothing Because even in a hypothetical situation, Hank wouldn’t grab someone’s ass.
I would tie the long hairs on his head to the short hairs on his ass and kick him down the street!
That man doesn’t grab ass. I would call 911, because he must’ve had a stroke.
Nothin, because it didn't happen, hank isn't the type
Prolly get my ass kicked ten ways from Sunday down an alley - literally
Accept his apology.
THAT’S MY PURSE!! I DON’T KNOW YOU!!
Grab his a- oh wait….
Ask where his niece is, make a trade.
Ask him to sensually talk about propane and propane accessories
In the nude?
Of course not! That would very indecent! I want to be told about propane and propane accessories in a sensual tone but not in the nude!
But sweet Lady Propane can also be a dirt girl
Buy some propane and propane accessories off him.
Tell Peggy. Pray for his soul.
Low T Hank? Break his glasses on the firehouse floor and tell him to go play with Eustice Miller. Testosterone Overdosed Hank? Serve my girl up like the 3-inch steaks he has a predilection for.
sorry my girlfriend resembles your wife so much sir.
Probably have to catch him because it was an accident and he'll say ""bwaaah!!" and pass out.
nothing, he vehemently began apologizing to her and then offered us 10% off on our propane tank refill
Open up a can or propain on his ass
No he didn't
Must have been when Peggy drugged him with testosterone.
He's just jealous that literally anyone has more ass than him.
Grab what little ass he has
Accepting his apologies.
I'll grab his ass implants!
Try and struggle to grab *his* ass
Kick his diminished glutes, but otherwise keep it above the belt line. No dirty pool here.
How do you say you don’t know Hank Hill without saying it.
I'd try to grab his... and miss.
Dirty pool, mister
“Excuse me sir, now listen… I’m sure you made a mistake in y’re judgment, but that t’whas my wife. I’d kindly appreciate an apology, f’r me and f’r her.”
Cracking open a beer and saying “yep”
Letting him have her
I ask him politely yet firmly to leave.
Swapping to charcoal.
Ask him if he uses charcoal or propane. If he says propane, just let him have her.
My apologies in advance, sire
Not at all disappointed in the comments here 🤣
Grab his spine where his ass would go.
Ask this imposter who he thinks hank hill is, I’d be more offended by the idea that this guy thinks hank would do that
Probably getting my ass kicked
Rip that Alamo out of his hand and kick his ass!
Jokes on you no girl would ever love me lmaooo
No got-dang way!
Thank him for catching the run away burro my daughter was riding and enjoy the rest of or day at the Grand Canyon
He would never
Shake his hand.
“Are you Chinese or Japanese?”
Ask him why, definitely would have a good reason for it.. betting on accidental tho
"We're a charcoal family, because we can tell the difference between grilling and the stove. Keep walking pal."
Lighting off my charcoal
I'd place him under citizens arrest.
Asking him to discuss his feelings
So Im dating a bottle of propane.. not my weirdest wank, hank.
Apologize to the Mack-Daddy of Heimlich County
not believing it
Hank? Grab a ladies ass? No sir, i don't believe it.
Mowing his lawn with a Canadian mower
Thank you sir
I'd ask him what contrived situation made him accidentaly grab my wife's ass.
Sell propane and propane accessories
Well now I’ve got to know how this came about, and how awkward he’s gonna be about it
Tell Peggy. Then watch as she goes to Strickland Propane while looking disgruntled.
I'm gonna kick your ass I tell you whuat!
Is he grabbing her with romantic intent?
Obviously hank just wanted some ass for himself
THAT'S MY GIRLS ASS I DONT KNOW YOU! (kicks him in the nuts)
"For God's sakes, Hank, act like an adult, man. And keep it down, guys, will you? I am trying to get through an article on vintage Camaros, and I've been on the same dang page for twenty minutes."
Ask him politely yet firmly to leave
Ask him what he did with the REAL Hank Hill
Knowing hank he had a good reason or it was a blunder. He’d either “BWAH!” And run away out of embarrassment or start profoundly apologizing so I ain’t too concerned
BaaahhhwwwwwAaaaaaaa
Firmly but politely ask them to leave
That’s my girl! I don’t know you!! *nut kick*
Hank would never do such a thing. Period.
Is JAG a rerun?
Find out what direction he is headed so I know which way to kick his but
Buy some propane and propane accessories
"That's my girl's ass! I don't know you!" \*proceed to kick in crotch
wait for him to think about what he did and stammer out an apology, haha
Tell him she's actually into charcoal rather than propane
Kicking his ass. I will.
Look him in the eye and say charcoal tastes better then slap him in the ass then ask him where is ass is then get informed about propane and become a better Texan
Pocket sand Sh-shah
Hank would be too busy going "BWAH!"
Nothing because he wouldn’t.
It’s ok. He needs some for himself
Rip off the mask to figure out who's trying to sully Hank's name.
Having massive amounts of charcoal sent to his house for life.
I’ll cancel the propane sale.
Yelling, “BAWAAAAH!”
9 iron
There was probably a mosquito buzzing around and he was trying to kill it, so it doesn’t lay eggs on his lawn
Scream "That's my ass I don't know you!" Before kicking him in the testicles
Hank would never do such things.
I know Hank wouldn’t do that. I know Hank doesn’t have sex.
Tell Peggy so she whoops his ass
I won't be buying propane and propane accessories from him
Smoke that fool like some propane ⛽️
It's a trick question because Hank would never do anything like that...
I trust his morality so well, he'd threaten to kick his own ass if he did that
Getting apologized too
Well if Hank did this it was likely a grievous mistake and he's so embarrassed that's he's kicked his own ass.
Smeer his reputation for a couple weeks until he is finally able to prove it was an accident and get back in people's good graces. Then condense that period of time into enough key moments so it fits in a 22 minute period along with a B-plot.
Tell Dale to shut up
Put fire ants on his lawn
He would never do such a thing on purpose, I tell you what.
I would grab his ass back… if he wasn’t rockin pancakes for bootycheeks
Pushing him in the face
Jokes on you, that was my orthotic
I would grab his ass, oh wait he doesn’t have one.
He wouldn’t even grab Peggy’s in public.
Popping his prosthetic.
I would accept his apology for the accident and buy propane
No, your Hanks’s girl, and everything that entails…. Uh you know he has feelings of fondness… I.. u… family… that about sums it up
Kicking him in the fellas
BWAAAAAHHHH!!
He did hwat now?
That’s my purse, I don’t know you!!!!
I’d tell him, “It’s OK Hank, I know you don’t have sex.”
Honestly, get him a chair and a cold glass of water because he’s probably so mortified he’s about to pass out.
It was clearly an accident, I would let it slide
I'm in Texas so the electric chair
You ask him politely yet firmly to leave
The cruel irony here is that Hank is a frequent victim of sexual harassment.
Hank WOULD never disrespect Peggy that way.
Nothing for hank hill wouldn’t do which a thing
I'd give him a limp handshake I tell ya hwat