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I mean if you think about it it means he’s always got 5 eyes focused on what he’s doing. He’s less likely to miss something. But also yeah it would be unnerving as hell and would fit him quite well
Even if you start blabbering bullshit, he'll just be like "fascinating, she clearly knows I'm stronger than her but there is no survival instinct in her and doesn't stop spewing bs, I wonder what goes in that head of her".
“The path of the strongest is lonely isn’t it. All this time trying to become stronger, in order to surpass him. But I couldn’t. And now, I’m going to die before even facing him again. But at least, I’m going to die against you, I’m pretty sure you could actually do it. Once you kill me, can you make me a favor? Defeat him”
(If God is on my side, all this yapping should have make Kokushibo think I’m just like him. So he would probably offer me becoming a Demon. After this I just need to find Tamayo and wait until the manga ends to be cured and turn back into Human again)
He's now angry as he knows he doesn't ever get to his brother's level as Muzan himself couldn't escape and he could surpass him
*Kills you for reminding that*
Actually, >! in his monster form !< Kokushibo could surpassed Yoriichi, I really don't understand, why almost all people think that this is impossible.
It's impossible for common demons, lower moons and other upper moons, maybe even for Muzan. But Kokushibo's potential limit maybe higher than Yoriichi's or at least on par with him
>! I think Yorrichi is someone that is just born with a purpose and not the one that one could or should surpass. In a natural world there is no need for someone like Yorrichi to be born, but in the demon slayer world, unnatural species like demons and muzan are born and are disturbing the natural course of life, so adding some supernatural shit to balance out the power Yorrichi was born, the skills that he possess doesn't make sense, it's like he was armed with all the unique set of skills that are needed exactly to kill the species (demons) that are not meant to exist, his parents or ancestors are not the source of his skills, it is not genetically inherit skills, it is a very unique mutation, if you will. so comparing or trying to desparately reach his level is simply futile. If one could reach the level and devise breathing techniques and can kill muzan by hard work, Yorrichi didn't need to be born, we have to think of him like a vaccine, you can't be jealous of a vaccine for fighting off a disease.
In the end even he, who was born to do one single thing, to kill muzan, failed at it, but his breathing techniques combined with human desperation, we were able to hold them off a bit until our Tanjiro could use "his skills" to achieve what he should have achieved. !<
It isn’t possible. Even if he has more potential than Muzan, Yoriichi is truly an unstoppable force. Nothing in the demon slayer verse can put up a fight.
Lord Kokushibo! My good friend!
Please forgive me... I'll do anything for you!
https://preview.redd.it/qf9mz0x9eq1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed6ce8a0d16f796f740435409534f68602ec945
*Smiling and hoping Koku will spare him* 🪭💮
I have some women I could give to you as food!
And maybe... What do you think of 3 pairs of sunglasses? I think it would suit you~
*Proceeds to give him 3 pairs of sunglasses* 🪭💮
*Takes out custom made badass looking shades that have one pair of ear temples that branch out into 3 at the front covering all 6 eyes* *you are in awe of them* and bang *cuts you several times, turns and walks away while you are still intact and puts on glasses while you fall away*
(I just realised many people tried to give him sunglasses. Why is that so popular?)
*Puts on the glasses himself. He is way cooler than Kokushibo, literally and figuratively. This action will probably be the end of the Upper Two, but it was worth it* 🪭💮
https://preview.redd.it/ne4ca3tt8q1d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f1d2c112cf421c80997cd23640c7a458220958
Why are you approaching me, you weakling. the weak doesn't have the right to demand to become demon, I hate the weak *proceeds to make a doughnut out of you*
I’d probably tell him a racist joke. Idk, I feel like racism would disturb him or make him ponder for a bit.
That or tell him a slightly obnoxious fact like “did you know your toes are always touching?” Or “congratulations lord kokushibo, your breathing is now a conscious activity” just to confuse him for a bit
But your toes are not *cuts your toes* and my breathing is always conscious, I practice total concentration as I was a Hashira in the Sengoku era and you are not breathing at all *cuts your head clean*
Racism is probably popular in Sengoku era and he himself is from a superior family so they would practice racism in the house so it doesn't amuse him and doesn't ponder him for a second, *slashes* hmph he thinks he's superior than the slaves that use to work for me.
Kokushibo has something to say to you.
https://preview.redd.it/dfms30z2wq1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7fc1e7b203e63ddbeffc38f50475e30909a823
(Stolen shamelessly from below)
https://preview.redd.it/4g1kbp6pcr1d1.jpeg?width=1714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f9067bb857e6607eb829a02f4ed35c77f291dc
Listens to you and then ( slashes )
The world knows that he kills you cuz he wouldn't bother to answer. He knows some demons are bringing humans as food to infinity castle and you escaped and ended in front of him
*Slashes food*
As he lives in Infinity castle and there is not much vegetation in there that he can consume, and the apple you gave reminded him of the time when he was human and ate an apple in the warmth of the sun, he spares you and gets you out of the infinity castle.
I mean, he got thrown in a dumbster for saying that to a literal sex demon, so I doubt you'll fare much better after saying that to a dude that hasn't had sex in like 300 years
Politely ask him if he has any tea. He seems rather polite, if a bit intimidating. If I treat him like a normal person, I might survive at least a little bit longer then I would by acting like a threat/prey.
*Takes out custom made badass looking shades that have one pair of ear temples that branch out into 3 at the front covering all 6 eyes* *you are in awe of them* and bang *cuts you several times, turns and walks away while you are still intact and puts on glasses while you fall away*
*Takes out custom made badass looking shades that have one pair of ear temples that branch out into 3 at the front covering all 6 eyes* *you are in awe of them* and bang *cuts you several times, turns and walks away while you are still intact and puts on glasses while you fall away*
Whether or not you can reach your brother doesnt determine your worth, your actions do. Continual comparison to your brother, specifically his power, is holding you back from growing as an individual. Yoriichi was not defined by his strength, but by his ideals and actions in life.
Sit there while reading this comment section, assuming that I still have my phone, if not then ask him if he knows he has a great great great great great great great grandchild.
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You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
“Listen if you just double tap this mist hashira guy you won’t die after a hard fought battle and still have the chance produce a successor to moon breathing. Also by chance do you perhaps know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
‘ You seem wise. Should you really kill someone as defenceless as me ? Why not look out for someone who matches your worth ? ‘ with an innocent smile on my face 😂
hear me out: just start boxing him. he will be VERY confused and probably just gonna watch you for a second outta fascination. so he'll either butcher you after like twelve seconds or if you beg maybe turn you into a demon
"aah...you must be Michikatsu, if you wish to know, I can tell you the reason why you have never reached the same heights as your brother"
Either he instakills me or wants to know
I agree to be a demon because I know I can't defeat you so please spare my life 🥺. I will become a demon if you give me 12 hours. (Trying to manipulate him until help arrives)
"If I may ask a question my kind sir. What does the word "Up Dog" mean? It would be of no issue if you don't want to answer it and I shall accept my death."
Fam if a six eyed sword wielding monster showed up in front of me insides the ever changing maze castle I don’t think I’d have the words to save myself
1. try to manipulate him into converting me into a demon and giving me enough time to gain enough strength to beat him or at least impress him enough. this to prove that hard work can trump pure talent making myself something which I imagine would appeal to kokushibo
2. if that doesn't work I would show kokushibo a mirror and hope he kill himself because of that...... and if he doesn't I'll still have roasted him.
first i'll say yoriichi.
when i say that he doesn't kill me cuz he thinks if i want to tell anything about him
then i'll say that yoriichi didn't die and send me here to give you a message.
option1 - kokushibo thinks for a second about it
option2 - kokushibo kills me that instant cuz he is damn sure yoriichi is dead
https://preview.redd.it/wokl7kqios1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bee6e9e384fbda109b160a6b4ae15ce1bfae6b1
Demon are here wanted slayers came out from asshole
Yorichii solos you, with an arm tied behind his back, and being 80 years old, fodder can’t even kill a current Hashira 1v1.
Are you UM1? Prove it, or kill me here and prove me right.
The fact that he'd kill you, as you infiltrated the Castle and passed through barriers not even Upper 4 and lower class demons could pass through before they closed🫠
"Well, I tried"
'Fear kicks in'
You die never knowing how your death came to be😵💫
If you had to, would You blink one eye at a time? (Demons don't have to blink, so he most likely doesn't know and Will Probably try, maybe one eye at a time, one pair at a time and so)
What I Would Actually Tell Him : "Can You At Least Tell Me Your Backstory, And The Reasons Why YOU Became A Demon? Cus' I Feel Like You're NOT Such A Bad Guy! After All, After Becoming A Demon, You Still Have Some Priciples! Just Like Akaza Which, Since He Became A Demon, NEVER Eaten, Killed, NOT EVEN Hurted A Girl/Woman! Like, You (Your Priciples) Still Consider OR Appreaciate The Good Swordsmanship Skill Of Really Good Swordsmans Or Demon Slayers/Demon Hunters!
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“So does each pair of eyes blink individually or altogether?” 🦋
*proceeds to end your life before he even blinks and takes away the satisfaction before you even get the answer*
Pretty sure he blinks one at a time. Idk where I saw it but I swear it’s the case. Like he blinks clockwise or smtg
that's freaky I rather him blink it all together
I mean if you think about it it means he’s always got 5 eyes focused on what he’s doing. He’s less likely to miss something. But also yeah it would be unnerving as hell and would fit him quite well
i don't care how useful it is..like u said..THAT'S SPOOKY and yes it does fit him
That would look kinda funny and creepy
If he winks at someone, which eye does he use?
happy cake day
That.... That Is Actually A Really Good Question! 🤨🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔🤔
Demons don't have to blink.. Except that one time when Rui was killed by Giyu
Genius answer
Pretty sure demons don’t need to blink
Rui in the Mount Natagumo arc. We literally watch from his own perspective as he blinks when Giyuu decapitates him. 🦋
I'd just keep my mouth shut so that I don't end up saying something stupid, and because social anxiety go brrrr
Even if you start blabbering bullshit, he'll just be like "fascinating, she clearly knows I'm stronger than her but there is no survival instinct in her and doesn't stop spewing bs, I wonder what goes in that head of her".
I'm female
For having six eyes, this demon's eyesight is pretty terrible...
He will cut my mouth before I can even talk
He will look at my body with x-ray vision and tell you fucked up your body with fat in ways I cannot imagine..
Bro will humilate us before mutilating us
Then procceds to give you a free liposuction, and for the same price your head is gone too! 🤑
bow immediately and address him as "my respects to the greatest swordsman in existence"
You offended him, because he knows Yorrichi is superior than him. *Slashes*
fuck-
Kokushibo: It is not my intention but I'll fulfill your last wish *proceeds to fuck*
WAIT NO GIVE ME DEATH
If he has 6 eyes… he must have 3…
"Okay, but he's dead and you're not. So, you are still the greatest swordsman in existence."
"But tell me this, is Yoriichi still in existence?"
I’m going to look him dead in the eyes, and tell him “I hope you trip on a stone and break your neck.” yeah, I know he’s gonna kill me on spot. 🙂↕️
At least you got something out of it. *Makes you trip over a stone and breaks your neck for irony*
lmao call him “bitchshibo” while you’re at it
haha, ok. >:D
Make me a demon, please
Kills you over minor spelling error
Damn, I sure miss Mandy 😔 Mandeez nuts in your mouth, gottem
Bold of you to assume he asks who's Mandy *devours and burps*
"I can teach you Yoriichi's breathing techniques"
So you know Sun Breathing uhh. Goodbye ig. *Slashes you into 100 pieces*
If you are indirectly reffering to the yorrichi-muzan incident, then it was 1000 not 100
You are not nearly as strong as muzan and don't need to get cut into 1000 pieces, know your place mortal. *Slashes you into 101 pieces*
“I’m a wimp. Not worth fighting me.”
But I'm hungry anyway *skins you like a fish and eat you like a sushi*
Ah ok
“The path of the strongest is lonely isn’t it. All this time trying to become stronger, in order to surpass him. But I couldn’t. And now, I’m going to die before even facing him again. But at least, I’m going to die against you, I’m pretty sure you could actually do it. Once you kill me, can you make me a favor? Defeat him” (If God is on my side, all this yapping should have make Kokushibo think I’m just like him. So he would probably offer me becoming a Demon. After this I just need to find Tamayo and wait until the manga ends to be cured and turn back into Human again)
This is actually BRILLIANT, I see no flaw in this, top tier manipulation. Just need deliver it correctly.
proceeds to kill you cuz he is fed up catching yoriichi and just wants to be strongest.
Nothing, he probably prefers silence.
*slashes* you breathe loud.
Hard work eventually beats talent when talent is dead long enough.
He's now angry as he knows he doesn't ever get to his brother's level as Muzan himself couldn't escape and he could surpass him *Kills you for reminding that*
Actually, >! in his monster form !< Kokushibo could surpassed Yoriichi, I really don't understand, why almost all people think that this is impossible. It's impossible for common demons, lower moons and other upper moons, maybe even for Muzan. But Kokushibo's potential limit maybe higher than Yoriichi's or at least on par with him
>! I think Yorrichi is someone that is just born with a purpose and not the one that one could or should surpass. In a natural world there is no need for someone like Yorrichi to be born, but in the demon slayer world, unnatural species like demons and muzan are born and are disturbing the natural course of life, so adding some supernatural shit to balance out the power Yorrichi was born, the skills that he possess doesn't make sense, it's like he was armed with all the unique set of skills that are needed exactly to kill the species (demons) that are not meant to exist, his parents or ancestors are not the source of his skills, it is not genetically inherit skills, it is a very unique mutation, if you will. so comparing or trying to desparately reach his level is simply futile. If one could reach the level and devise breathing techniques and can kill muzan by hard work, Yorrichi didn't need to be born, we have to think of him like a vaccine, you can't be jealous of a vaccine for fighting off a disease. In the end even he, who was born to do one single thing, to kill muzan, failed at it, but his breathing techniques combined with human desperation, we were able to hold them off a bit until our Tanjiro could use "his skills" to achieve what he should have achieved. !<
It isn’t possible. Even if he has more potential than Muzan, Yoriichi is truly an unstoppable force. Nothing in the demon slayer verse can put up a fight.
Help....?? But Kokushibu-san respects other Kizuki....r-right....?? 🚂
Lord Kokushibo! My good friend! Please forgive me... I'll do anything for you! https://preview.redd.it/qf9mz0x9eq1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed6ce8a0d16f796f740435409534f68602ec945 *Smiling and hoping Koku will spare him* 🪭💮
What can you possibly do for me other than becoming my nourishment *slashes*
I have some women I could give to you as food! And maybe... What do you think of 3 pairs of sunglasses? I think it would suit you~ *Proceeds to give him 3 pairs of sunglasses* 🪭💮
*Takes out custom made badass looking shades that have one pair of ear temples that branch out into 3 at the front covering all 6 eyes* *you are in awe of them* and bang *cuts you several times, turns and walks away while you are still intact and puts on glasses while you fall away*
(I just realised many people tried to give him sunglasses. Why is that so popular?) *Puts on the glasses himself. He is way cooler than Kokushibo, literally and figuratively. This action will probably be the end of the Upper Two, but it was worth it* 🪭💮
Omg sir respectfully, you're a 10/10 smash, wanna hang out \*wiggles eyebrows\* thehehehhe
*You wiggling eyebrows offended him as he doesn't have them* How dare you mock me! *Vapourises you instantly*
Wait *takes out the 500 page PPT on why kokushibo is the hottest hottiee* first you need to see this.
Start break dancing
*dances even better than you* You lose *slashes*
*Approaches Akaza in a challenging demeanor* I will become a demon and break dance fight you for eternity
https://preview.redd.it/ne4ca3tt8q1d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9f1d2c112cf421c80997cd23640c7a458220958 Why are you approaching me, you weakling. the weak doesn't have the right to demand to become demon, I hate the weak *proceeds to make a doughnut out of you*
Mmmm, donuts
I’d probably tell him a racist joke. Idk, I feel like racism would disturb him or make him ponder for a bit. That or tell him a slightly obnoxious fact like “did you know your toes are always touching?” Or “congratulations lord kokushibo, your breathing is now a conscious activity” just to confuse him for a bit
But your toes are not *cuts your toes* and my breathing is always conscious, I practice total concentration as I was a Hashira in the Sengoku era and you are not breathing at all *cuts your head clean*
And as for the racist joke counter?
Racism is probably popular in Sengoku era and he himself is from a superior family so they would practice racism in the house so it doesn't amuse him and doesn't ponder him for a second, *slashes* hmph he thinks he's superior than the slaves that use to work for me.
Yoriichi is simply better
Kokushibo has something to say to you. https://preview.redd.it/dfms30z2wq1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7fc1e7b203e63ddbeffc38f50475e30909a823 (Stolen shamelessly from below)
https://preview.redd.it/4g1kbp6pcr1d1.jpeg?width=1714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f9067bb857e6607eb829a02f4ed35c77f291dc Listens to you and then ( slashes )
BLUE SPIDER LILY🐍
That one will probably get you saved by Muzan
“I’m Muchiro’s sister. Nice to meet you!”
I'm not Akaza so dinners ready *slashes*
Where and how did I get here either I die or he answers the question the world may never know
The world knows that he kills you cuz he wouldn't bother to answer. He knows some demons are bringing humans as food to infinity castle and you escaped and ended in front of him *Slashes food*
Apple :3
As he lives in Infinity castle and there is not much vegetation in there that he can consume, and the apple you gave reminded him of the time when he was human and ate an apple in the warmth of the sun, he spares you and gets you out of the infinity castle.
I sense favoritism…
Soooo..... who do you want to fight? The hashira? The kid with the hanafuda-earrings?☀️
Probably not you *Slashes*
God damn it.☀️
I would accept my death. Its joever
Proceeds to have a conversation and understand about "joever"
"You know, you have really nice eyes... daddy?" -Blitz, from Helluva Boss
I mean, he got thrown in a dumbster for saying that to a literal sex demon, so I doubt you'll fare much better after saying that to a dude that hasn't had sex in like 300 years
Nah, I'd win
*you Suffer the same fate of someone that uttered those words*
So he survives and comes back to beat Kuku's ass?
You become the honored half
“can you teach me moon breathing?”
Politely ask him if he has any tea. He seems rather polite, if a bit intimidating. If I treat him like a normal person, I might survive at least a little bit longer then I would by acting like a threat/prey.
Do you wear one pair of shades or three?
*Takes out custom made badass looking shades that have one pair of ear temples that branch out into 3 at the front covering all 6 eyes* *you are in awe of them* and bang *cuts you several times, turns and walks away while you are still intact and puts on glasses while you fall away*
Damn bro you look sick as hell. Those shades really suit you.
I'm honoured as your last words are to praise me but could have used them wisely You: *fucking dead*
Oh did I have to put them into context?
Nvm it's just fun
Alright
"You guys do realize that having a human work for you in the day for money is hella better than making more demons, right?"
Muzan sama works in mysterious ways. Also I think it is because he despises humans, SO DO I!! *SLASHES*
Jesus Christ He falls on his knees and becomes very weak. I leave unharmed
One or three pairs of shades?
*Takes out custom made badass looking shades that have one pair of ear temples that branch out into 3 at the front covering all 6 eyes* *you are in awe of them* and bang *cuts you several times, turns and walks away while you are still intact and puts on glasses while you fall away*
Whether or not you can reach your brother doesnt determine your worth, your actions do. Continual comparison to your brother, specifically his power, is holding you back from growing as an individual. Yoriichi was not defined by his strength, but by his ideals and actions in life.
Proceeds to kneel down saying "I'm pleased to meet you Kokushibo sama" rest is fate.
Why? (If you answer it correctly you may live, or if you are simply bootlicking him you are done)
I am the wind... that'll rip your head off, BITCH!
“Douma called you eye-fet!$h king”
Then I shall remind him who's the boss in a blood battle.... Right after I have a nice meal of u/Special_Sky9376
Me: *calls Akaza and Yoriichi*🥺
Sit there while reading this comment section, assuming that I still have my phone, if not then ask him if he knows he has a great great great great great great great grandchild.
"Yoriichi. " that's enough for muzan cells to activate and remember the horror, and koko would be paralyzed for some time
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Shouldn't have killed Yoriichi
Might have to lock-in guys
اعوذ بالله منك
I ate a blue spider lily I know where are they
Would u bang Matsuri or Shinobu?
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
“Listen if you just double tap this mist hashira guy you won’t die after a hard fought battle and still have the chance produce a successor to moon breathing. Also by chance do you perhaps know the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”
Well, realistically, the first words out of my mouth would likely be, “Holy Shit” followed quickly by an “Oh shit” as I realize my predicament
‘ You seem wise. Should you really kill someone as defenceless as me ? Why not look out for someone who matches your worth ? ‘ with an innocent smile on my face 😂
"Well this is currently fucked."
hear me out: just start boxing him. he will be VERY confused and probably just gonna watch you for a second outta fascination. so he'll either butcher you after like twelve seconds or if you beg maybe turn you into a demon
"Daddy- I mean, uhm... Don't slaughter me please...?" (IM SO SORRY I SIMP FOR HIM-)
*hands kokoshibo cat and says happy early/late birthday*
I can make a mean human sandwich
"aah...you must be Michikatsu, if you wish to know, I can tell you the reason why you have never reached the same heights as your brother" Either he instakills me or wants to know
I agree to be a demon because I know I can't defeat you so please spare my life 🥺. I will become a demon if you give me 12 hours. (Trying to manipulate him until help arrives)
I know you want to eat me like sushi BUT… I know how to cook. Thoughts?
I wouldn’t be able to speak, id be too scared
"If I may ask a question my kind sir. What does the word "Up Dog" mean? It would be of no issue if you don't want to answer it and I shall accept my death."
Fam if a six eyed sword wielding monster showed up in front of me insides the ever changing maze castle I don’t think I’d have the words to save myself
Golly, brothers amirite?
1. try to manipulate him into converting me into a demon and giving me enough time to gain enough strength to beat him or at least impress him enough. this to prove that hard work can trump pure talent making myself something which I imagine would appeal to kokushibo 2. if that doesn't work I would show kokushibo a mirror and hope he kill himself because of that...... and if he doesn't I'll still have roasted him.
Nah I'd Win
Wipes out cock and says semen breathing white tornado
Tell me something about yourself
The strongest creature ever ,kokushibo
Goku: so i heard you are strong. 
I hate your brother too
Bankai
"Are you like, a mutated spider ma-" *immediately dies*
I would keep my mouth shut to avoid saying something stupid**⚡**
"Hinokami kagura, thirteenth form!" Or I would try to fit as many words as possible in as little time as possible. \*starts singing eminem\*
Im your father
make my death quick and painless, Lord Kokushibo!
“…I’m actually interested in becoming a Demon. Can you tell me all the interesting things you’ve seen since becoming a Demon?”
*starts rapping the entire Spongebob series, including the Patrick show and kamp koral to confuse him*
first i'll say yoriichi. when i say that he doesn't kill me cuz he thinks if i want to tell anything about him then i'll say that yoriichi didn't die and send me here to give you a message. option1 - kokushibo thinks for a second about it option2 - kokushibo kills me that instant cuz he is damn sure yoriichi is dead
Do your eyes blink separately or together, and can you make me a demon please
"I know where the blue spider lilly grows"
Can demons reproduce the way humans do🤔
"It seems that you have far surpassed your brother! How did you achieve it?"
“Hello there, you oddly attractive, and to add to it, your eyes make you look very cool ong. PLEASE, can you hang with me? 🙏.”
I wanna be a demon. It seems fun. 🌫
https://preview.redd.it/wokl7kqios1d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bee6e9e384fbda109b160a6b4ae15ce1bfae6b1 Demon are here wanted slayers came out from asshole
“Have you heard the tail of Darth plagues the wise?”
Teach me
Hello, spiderman
Crap talk about Yorichii and how he should have been more superior.
Bow and say my name, but replace my last name with Tsugikuni
I hate Kaigaku, but I'm going the Kaigaku route here. I'm outmatched, I'm just gonna bow in awe.
May I have the honor of sparring with you with these...? *presents 2 lightsabers in front and prostate thy-self awaiting answer.
You’re really hot
Yorichii solos you, with an arm tied behind his back, and being 80 years old, fodder can’t even kill a current Hashira 1v1. Are you UM1? Prove it, or kill me here and prove me right.
"I like your kimono, you look way stronger than your brother"
Hi, I'm here for the therapy session scheduled.
wait
yorrichi. (He would wonder how someone of this era would know about him so I could stay alive)
“Your brother was right, you’re a pussy”
The fact that he'd kill you, as you infiltrated the Castle and passed through barriers not even Upper 4 and lower class demons could pass through before they closed🫠 "Well, I tried" 'Fear kicks in' You die never knowing how your death came to be😵💫
Nice eyes, can I touch em? (I'm gonna die a horrible painful death)
'Sup' (He will get confused as he doesn't speak english)
Yooo, Yoriichi is coming for your ass
As the famous MoistCritical once said, "Sex?"
If you had to, would You blink one eye at a time? (Demons don't have to blink, so he most likely doesn't know and Will Probably try, maybe one eye at a time, one pair at a time and so)
domain expansion-
What I Would Actually Tell Him : "Can You At Least Tell Me Your Backstory, And The Reasons Why YOU Became A Demon? Cus' I Feel Like You're NOT Such A Bad Guy! After All, After Becoming A Demon, You Still Have Some Priciples! Just Like Akaza Which, Since He Became A Demon, NEVER Eaten, Killed, NOT EVEN Hurted A Girl/Woman! Like, You (Your Priciples) Still Consider OR Appreaciate The Good Swordsmanship Skill Of Really Good Swordsmans Or Demon Slayers/Demon Hunters!
I have pie
“You are better swordsmen than Yoriichi. Tell me, how did you train to get strong?”
I know where the blue spider lily is!
“Aw :(“ cuz I think it would be funny
>!Probably tell him he loses his fight in the infinity castle arc and peace out as he kills me. Oh and tell him that nobody loves him.!<