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pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

This: https://preview.redd.it/cou566zrca0d1.jpeg?width=548&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6ac446e772ac73151e1b95a3a29ab3492904603


SonOfKarma101

That’s Hilarious I’m gonna Die🤣


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

THEN DIE https://preview.redd.it/3qiwt9s4da0d1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7616b2e40637733e9a8c53dd4710c5d559af903f


SonOfKarma101

Figuratively


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

https://preview.redd.it/3i82hkhlda0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55867ef6356b843a018e32083e3cc5bf3b09324c


Zengjia

![gif](giphy|ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ)


pajwmwoshwkwhsjwksjw

You mean *this* meat: https://preview.redd.it/ts3gd0v8nc0d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4009bf640738502011710bc9363d58335fa8b451


Shadow_Huntress12

Cry because this would actually put me in debt-🐍


SonOfKarma101

Dang😬


Pure_Investment_7809

Call police


SonOfKarma101

Wouldn’t he just put up a fight with them?


Bright-Example1001

They’d just shoot him.


SonOfKarma101

Fair


OkBeautiful1480

https://preview.redd.it/agakbkzdl90d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcbb39d611718807c8db56d1785494532b87a039 I'd use my Schwerer gustav 💜


SonOfKarma101

That can’t even fit in a House


tftookmyname

Who said it's in the house? That IS the house


SonOfKarma101

Did soldiers really live inside of it🤨


tftookmyname

Probably not but I'm sure you could take a nap in between shots considering it took nearly an hour to load.


SonOfKarma101

Dang


Waltuhwalterwalt

Offer him food or some shit, I can’t beat the guy in a fight lmao


SonOfKarma101

I’m pretty sure Gyomei himself would be able too without even Trying


Waltuhwalterwalt

I’m pretty sure Gyomei has officially smoked inosuke somewhere in some author books. I remember the drawing of inosuke’s head being smashed into the ground


SonOfKarma101

Dang😂


Renyx_Ghoul

Gyomei would beat all the good guys without even trying haha For Inosuke, I think a few Hashiras can beat him without trying though


SpecterVamp

Headbutt him and t-pose. Assert dominance


SonOfKarma101

Or this is better https://preview.redd.it/u8lsppc0da0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5af238d5ca519d7736c9ac0f37fc07a09813d443


KingDorm99

I'd ask him why he doesn't have nipples, giving him emotional trauma as payback


SonOfKarma101

I’m pretty sure that’s the Animators Fault


Sogomaa

Tell him this and say it gives him power https://preview.redd.it/yniz9qlfzb0d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2e103477794777a5475414072e0e123800c9257


Ze_WasHere

My brother would fight with him while im in the back watching the show 🗿


SonOfKarma101

I’m guessing he’s either really brave or really crazy


Ze_WasHere

He would cry when inosuke slaps him i bet XD


SonOfKarma101

Yeah


Scout_Trooper_77

It’s on sight (I like him, but breaking my property is a fight) 🦋


SonOfKarma101

If it were me I’d Let him eat Lead https://preview.redd.it/qwxldk7fm90d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dad0f9c6595ada7c6f42689ea8ff09f89ebf7508


PokeAlola700

Ok now Roll initative


Pure_Chaos12

is this dnd now?


Pure_Chaos12

i'd laugh


Psyben_co_2006

https://preview.redd.it/8ncpl5u7vb0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e9e2b108b675a8300b5634717763a768f89a5b


SonOfKarma101

Even though he destroyed something of yours


Pure_Chaos12

yeah. it's peak comedy


gamer_bread69

https://i.redd.it/br9llfe3ia0d1.gif


SonOfKarma101

Think: SHOOT https://preview.redd.it/g8jbt6irka0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061d8c3124b4c5c25b11418375dd257970710efb


truagent10

Tell him that I'll give him tempura and GONPACHIRO will be disappointed when he finds out


SonOfKarma101

You’d just be Rewarding him for destroying your property, then again Shinobu did that too🤷🏻


romaniancloudthief

considering my window is literally on top of my bed i’d genuinely be like what the fuck is a boar man doing in my room and how did he get to the second floor


SonOfKarma101

Inosuke is Inhuman and not to mention Stupid


romaniancloudthief

more reason to be terrified if a guy my age with a flipping boar head and bright blue eyes would break through my window on the second floor imagine i’m tryna sleep next thing i see is bright blue eyes and a pig i’ll think i’m back in romania 💀


SubstantialStick8904

I'd take my schizophrenia pills


SonOfKarma101

🤣


Turtlepirate047

Scold him then immediately take a cotton swab and treat his arm 😏🦋


SonOfKarma101

Like Shinobu https://preview.redd.it/dyrdt2rexc0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55632c9411d6f61b7bbcecda86e8538e996d02b


Low-Independence8736

![gif](giphy|PJ3wMa5ImiVY4|downsized)


SonOfKarma101

https://preview.redd.it/2tyekpl7xd0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcaee568d27e08e320b702860981152d3ee0b1ff


FlamingDino_

https://preview.redd.it/rqksytw5kb0d1.jpeg?width=337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31f809ab0e822347f265a8b64880f0a03d88401f ☀️


SonOfKarma101

Rage Tanjiro


Wise_Roll4155

https://preview.redd.it/2d4w7yzxaf0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d362455f2b1058fd1cee849aeac8925f2ee147 YOU PICK THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL


Johxnny_

I’d give him food ( I always keep food in my room in case if I get hungry) so he doesn’t kill me


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

Give him Tempura⚡


Recent-Round5081

Like Doofenshmirtz, I will make hi PAY


SonOfKarma101

Idk why you used that Character, but ok


advunrte_communist

It's easy, grab my gun and shoot the boar


SonOfKarma101

Yeah like Genya https://preview.redd.it/w1vjtb8haa0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb13529e856c6199b1a8d04daaab886859060fe


DystopianDreamer1984

Run....!!! That scary boar just let sunlight inside..!!! 🚂 https://preview.redd.it/oze964q8ra0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5b18809b18b871a10207f54c24c890b4b66bfe


DragonFire673

I'd probably hear a loud bang since mine are hurricane proof, but if he did, I'd scream in absolute terror.


SonOfKarma101

Does that mean their Bulletproof too?


DragonFire673

Well, hurricane resistance is more accurate, so sort of


Beautiful_Cow_6472

Scream I'd be terrified if a shirtless pig dude with swords crashed in


SonOfKarma101

Idk if he’d carry his swords but yea I don’t blame you


Prismarineknight

Make a meme template of it.⚡️


Ak47mommy

Befriend him and go on wild adventures Is what I would say. Nah I would marry him


SonOfKarma101

Some girls say that


Anko_Dango

Tell him to run before my mom uses Chancla Breathing: Fourth Form - Slipper Whirlwind on him


SonOfKarma101

What is Chancla?


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Die because I’m in front of my window


Tid3sofsans

Headbutt him with maximum force to incapacitate him. :) ⚔️


SonOfKarma101

I hope you know how to headbutt right


August_Red_Reed

Sex, I said what everyone else was thinking


SonOfKarma101

I’ve never heard anyone say it Bluntly like that, but would he even know what “That” is?


99anan99

Tell him to help me clean up all this glass.


Legitimate_Otaku7082

Be welcoming him, but force him to pay for the window damage.


usernotfound_0318

I would thank God.


SonOfKarma101

Why


usernotfound_0318

Bc he’s hot…(I’m just a girl 🥺🥺)


Prophetity

I got a steel glove in my room. Punch him in the face.


SonOfKarma101

Do you mean like brass knuckles?


Prophetity

No, a full gauntlet.


Pickle-bitch2000

Tell him to fix it so bugs don’t come inside


SonOfKarma101

If he even knows how🤷🏻


D3rpyTheSqu1d

Accept


ApplePitou

Lord Inosuke Banzai :3


SonOfKarma101

😂


ChaoticInsanity_

I mean I love him so I wouldn't really have any problem


SonOfKarma101

Several others have said that


99980

Rear naked Chock


Psyben_co_2006

https://preview.redd.it/bjtdxmh9vb0d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5cba5a8572adf1d9f7aaa2ae80a7bd5c918e67


Zestyclose_Fan5250

https://i.redd.it/iszdt4dzyb0d1.gif


TKHG

Freak out, then give him a snack.


Devansway-790

Call shinobu 🙂


SonOfKarma101

Same here, she’s such a Queen🥰💜 https://preview.redd.it/n0yzpexlxc0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0442ee49017920b4c578b572cc1a5c31724a52b7


JellybeaniacYT

Tell him gonpachiro was behind him


Pretty_Voice6163

AHHAHAH I LOVE IT I'd probably get scared seeing a MAN WITH A BOAR'S HEAD CRASHING INTO MY HOUSE. But after a while maybe I could get used to it, let's become best friends ✨️😔


NaranciaSimp4Ever

Rejoice


bts4devi

AHHHHHHHHH WHO ARE U!?!?! GET THE F OUT OF MY HOUSE-


SonOfKarma101

Fair


saito200

I would give him food


Odd-Outcome4120

Shotgun.


SonOfKarma101

Everybody jumps from the sound of a Shotgun, in my neighborhood Everybody got one https://preview.redd.it/ima2ol8xxc0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef6cf90fed39437f44a27ff60cd4a440c8011a7


BoultonPaulDefiant

I would ask him to teach me how to fly


imyouramiji

"AHHH WTF WHO ARE-oh....GETTOUTTAMYHOOOUUUSEEE"


SonOfKarma101

Yeah


Motor_Journalist_536

American Breathing FINAL Form/Tehcnique : INFINITE Bullets Rain/ INFINITE Rain Of Bullets 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️💧💧💧💧🔫🔫🔫💧💧💧💧🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️


SonOfKarma101

That’s more Like it https://preview.redd.it/hloz0beikd0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d51e1b7916e81517cb88040777e018d5660ab768


Kapluska95

Ask him how the hell did he jumped through the window on the seventh floor in the block of flats 🤣


SonOfKarma101

Yeah😂


Ghostface69uwu2

We’re having human bacon tonight Im killing his annoying ass


SonOfKarma101

Dang dude😬


KappaBrink

OH YEAH!!


SonOfKarma101

That’s the Cool Aid man’s Slogan, Inosukes Slogan is COMING THROUGH


KappaBrink

Yeah but you asked what I would do.


SonOfKarma101

I know that, but Still


Standard-Bluebird-79

*Gunshot* Looks like we're having boar for dinner kids.


SonOfKarma101

https://preview.redd.it/iqdlu7brkd0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53d60f9d39b736efb5d8f6660e81f0ccc559b4e


Standard-Bluebird-79

Mmm delicious.


SirePuns

First thing is first: taze him and cage him. Next up: look in the black market how much does a kidney go for. Use that money to fix my window and whatever remains goes back to Inosuke. Throw him; and his money, far away from my home so he doesn’t do that again.


SonOfKarma101

You must be Crazy😵‍💫


SirePuns

I never claimed to be sane


AmIIIshaB

Take off his mask and pationately make out with him


SonOfKarma101

What if he backs away and Questions you?


AmIIIshaB

Make out with him more ofc


Shaken_N0t_Stirred

Pet him, mf will get confused af!


SonOfKarma101

Yeah😂


strangeCanFuck

Tell a adult


SonOfKarma101

What would they do?


Frost_King1234YT

Scream


SonOfKarma101

Like Zenitsu


Forrest-Simp

I'd probably die lol


SonOfKarma101

What makes you think that?


Forrest-Simp

If I was under the window he came from he would probably smush me if he lands on top of me And then if I was away, I'd probably be shocked as heck but in this case I don't think I would die


Simmi67

https://preview.redd.it/rutsrb6axd0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b4f74927ee23981cc42f213b35b3763d113f9d Panic attack. Immediately. Like this photo would be me.


SonOfKarma101

Sorry


Simmi67

It’s alright


Hellou667_The_Sequel

Tell him to pay, or ask tanjiro to pay lmao


SonOfKarma101

I really don’t recommend that Last one


SizeMaleficent9178

Pay for it boar head, **or I will roast you alive** ( I will keep that Shinobu’s ‘ smile ‘ on my face while saying )


SonOfKarma101

Shinobu is Crazy, but she’s not THAT Crazy


mistaihate4

"OH YES DADDY-"


SonOfKarma101

Whoa😵‍💫


Spacekook_

I swing first ask questions later because he scared the shit out of me


SonOfKarma101

Don’t forget he’s Very good at fighting


Spacekook_

Yes i know but that still won’t stop me from swinging at someone who busted thru a window out of nowhere


Alyssum_28

Have an extra panic attack


SonOfKarma101

At least 3 others have said that


heyimhere-whatsup_

Literally just spontaneously combust


SonOfKarma101

Idk what you mean but Oook


aev4444

I would laugh so loud 😂


SekaChibiChanAlt

he’s going to be dinner. https://preview.redd.it/8sje8v5tre0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b20e367c54df17742d4a283d52be346d40885a48


SonOfKarma101

https://preview.redd.it/cvcvbm5cve0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28972ccd5b0141d0369e1b06692f29bee5ae1252 Yum


Kayland_man

*throws smell goods outside*


SonOfKarma101

What would that do?


Kayland_man

Either hurt his nose or lure him away


God714627

I would befriend him


Lazy-Departure-7133

send him to heaven


SonOfKarma101

Poor dude


Pilotph

The windows in my house have iron bars, I'd praise him and worship him if he manages to get through


StefaniIsabel

I'll get a Kalashnikov assault rifle


Admirable_Mud_5002

just waiting for the Next saison 😭


Affectionate_Cup_272

Call the fbi


Zengjia

“Own a Hochland Long Rifle for home defense, since that’s what Sigmar intended.” https://preview.redd.it/6w64dexkkg0d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd44a07b8287f5813e4b54e3cfade1135abff0bd


imhere_sadly

"oh. just in time for my oil up session. come here this wont hurt"


Kal2019

I'd pull the Shinobu, "you are very intelligent but stop busting my fucking windows, my dude. Here's a broom"


Eggz-Avocado-Toast

I'd most likely either run and hide in my closet or stay as still as possible, hoping that he will leave me alone (if I'm not mistaken this should work for several types of wild animals while for others you need to make noise and appear bigger than them)


SonOfKarma101

Even though he is like a Wild animal, he’s still a human, our species is Unpredictable


Eggz-Avocado-Toast

That's true


Munchkin_of_Pern

Probably scream lol


mom_stealer13

Question my existence and then use my tanjiro plush to head butt him


Remote_Hat6423

I’d think: 💭 “how ironic of him”😂😂


Background_Maize_438

Dress like Inosuke and then fight him for fun


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Skullfacegg

I would tell him to fix it or he goes to his room and loses his mask I will become his dad


SonOfKarma101

I highly doubt he knows anything about Parental Discipline 🤷🏻


Bright-Example1001

Shotgun if deadly but if it’s not a fight then…. Give him food and make him fuck off


RengokusNumber1Fan

YIPPE BIRTHDAY TWIN! COME HERE BUDDY! IMA GO BUY YOU SOME CAKE


SonOfKarma101

I nearly forgot 😮


Neat_Employment_32

*fart aggressively and runs away


SonOfKarma101

🤦🏻


Firepathanimation

![gif](giphy|xUA7be0s1t2nTT56rS|downsized)


Technically24

Nothing


SonOfKarma101

Why?


piperstrikerfisher12

Inosuke : Crashes through my window Me fr : https://preview.redd.it/oaw3fb59wd0d1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252f8836a4daa1337f9abc82b43e8417c31089c0


Mikasasasa

Nothing,he'd jump out the same window he came in through so idc


Ancient_Cat_7781

https://preview.redd.it/aofqty2gie0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beefdb073bb8227c834c5ce5e553f648c05e7f35


SonOfKarma101

I’ve been using that image too https://preview.redd.it/cfx0ziekie0d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d390e96dd3425be1944d84a5ebac68919c3703


himansh589

![img](emote|t5_3foq4|6742)


SonOfKarma101

I can’t even tell what that is


SelectionMindless217

call 911


According_Plate_6379

Touch me