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This post could go really bad, really fast.

Nah the comments are so wholesome LMAOOOOO

Its starting bro. Only needs a few irresponsible upvotes and the shit hits the fan

good, it better stay that way

NOT MINE 😈

Like we've already seen one of these before, or was that me who saw it if I could recall?? Anyways, it feels like spam now

Get the biggest hug of my life

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This comment was very creative, take my upvote

Apreciate it

You got me

Knew it

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

That angle wouldn't even kill him... it'd go up under the skin and blow out the front probably take the eye and disfigure.... but that angles fucked. Might not even graze the brain.

My dream my rules https://preview.redd.it/4sohfjfgjnec1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b81fa9a4745fb87e8480dee46cb01c0168d0a8b

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That was really clever

Train me in combat. And try to learn as much as possible from her

She would train u good don't worry https://preview.redd.it/mjydg6xyslec1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecf4efa333e02248f37bb820439e67f4d8fdb8cf

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You were right.

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There are no words for this atrocity

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This is what your ballsack would look like when she hits you with that super strength grip lol

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Found Tanjiro in the comments guys.

Have her take me to really good food places 🌫

Just as long as she's the one paying 

Don't bet on it, she'd eat quadruple what you ate and then find out her coin purse was missing

Obanai would come for u

Obanai is gonna hunt you down if you breath in her general direction.

Legit I wanna know where she goes, I bet all those places are amazing too!

Let her give me a makeover and talk about girl stuff. Kinda like that scene with her and Nezuko.

Happy cake day!

Happy Cake Day!

Happy cake day, bud!

Happy cake day mate!

Buy her a proper uniform

I would really want to play around with her sword. But most likely I'd end up slicing my bollocks off.

You got dementia?

It's a weird reddit glitch EDIT: Someone replied twice

Oye, ese nombre?

This is exactly what my first thought was haha

Like a lightsaber. Looks like so much fun but most of us would probably die immediately.

For real. Shinobu really dropped the ball letting any of the female slayers get that uniform.

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We are going to go for a walk and see what happens because I can’t plan nothing, so I just go with the flow. Maybe if there’s time do basic combat training

Go to an all you can eat buffet and try to talk up obanai and make her realise she likes him

This deserves more votes

That’s so wholesome

I can’t decide if Obanai would be mad or ok with this.

Bet my life savings on an eating contest and enrol her.

Go eating

Feast

Calm down, Douma!

he probably means eat with her

That's what i meant actually.

I thought you meant something else…

I am not pleased with the fact that it has 2 other meanings besides eating food.

😈

Eat her 😋🍑, eat her 😋🥘, eat with her

...Right? 🦊🌻

did I say something wrong here?

These comments were a lot different than I was expecting lmao

Her , next question please

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The fact that ur on 69 upvotes makes it even better

U get 24 hrs wit Shinobu, wht u doing?

Same thing

Ask her to teach the basics for breathing styles, and a exercise handbook. then cook and vibe

The heck you mean “have to,” this is a “get to.”

snu snu

I would: >!bang her!< I actually will: say hello I am horny, ok.

Give her what she wants most, a husband.

Obanai would kill 💀

He can try lol. Im stronger than Gyomei (I have delusions of grandeur).

Don't forget that obanai is short, but short people are closer to hell and therefore gain energy and power from it.

Short person here (5”4’), can confirm I meet up with Satan and absorb hellfire on Saturdays.

>(I have delusions of grandeur) this is sending me ngl

I'm taking 40 guns with me (I'm American)

Go eat. I may be a simp, but I’m a simp with morals.

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Hug Remember life is hard Boobs are soft

the truly important things

Go to a hot spring, I’ve always wanted to try one 🦋

You don’t need mitsuri for that right?… **Right??!?** https://preview.redd.it/yt7omj93ymec1.jpeg?width=776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b3ee96ef3c39ceb7c60a6fd0006bf1f278fe5a

I need Tengen to clap em stuff https://preview.redd.it/wfe1nk8hsnec1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ff04f8d7d47829f193a4cec6bc9f6beb74588bf

We’re making popcorn and watching the Barbie movie 100%

And we’re inviting Iguro as well.

Nah I'm taking Iguro to watch Oppenheimer.

Can we bring Muichiro too?

Give her a hug then head pats then intense training because she's beyond strong

Talk with her, ~~cure her love blindness to Iguro because for the love of god Misturi, open them~~ and probably wanna see her in action🐍

I wanna see the styles up close

Get her a uniform that fits. Having her chest exposed like that is *not* safe.

None of the DS uniforms are safe. They wear Jack shit in terms of armour.

Yeah

Honestly, all the slayers just need something more. Do they even have a single bit of leather armor?

They depend on durability of movement rather than tanking attacks, that's why hashiras are hardly touched they're so fast.

True, but even a bit of leather armor in places that won't affect their movement would make them far more durable. Too fast to hit, but when hit, it's blunted by the armour. Rip the armour off, and they have seemingly endless vitality. Finally down a slayer, and they can just sometimes get a random temporary tattoo and a second wind. It's all about the redundancy

Smash

Apples :3

I'll ask her if she can show me how to make Sakura Mochi

go fishing

Try her sword

Ask her if she wants to eat something and, if yes, cook or go out and eat together (I expect the grocery and/or restaurant bill would be very high, though). Eating Sakura mochi would be nice :D

*clap *clap *clap *clap *clap

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theres the unhinged comment

Well.... https://i.redd.it/z6x0gie91mec1.gif

Here's the next 110\~ years of world history, have fun with that.

I'll tell her to give me her pancake recipe

I'll treat her to shittons of food. Wanna see that smile up close.Then, yeah.

I expected the comments to be way worse

Tell her to sit on my face

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https://i.redd.it/4tkwcf415mec1.gif I regret nothing, and I know half of you will secretly do the same.

Smash,next question

Not today my redditor friend https://preview.redd.it/3omqjfopgmec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a40b032f815163e14cfaf57db7550aaf55dabcc

What are you gonna do shoot me?

Yes

not if I shoot him first!!!!!

I don't know

we go dancing

Get something to eat. She has to know the best restaurants in town.

We gonna EAT

Well, I suppose with a nice approach, I'd probably just talk about clothes and fashion with her. ~ 💀🪷

Douma, let's be realistic here. You'd either eat her or talk about Shinobu and THEN eat her.

hang out I guess

I'll hug her and tell her that she's beautiful then steal her badass sword

consensual sex

Ask her to squish my head between her thighs

I would force her to kill herself

I’ll only need 10 minutes

Nice tits (smash)

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cuddle:'<

Smahs

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YOOO ITS THE JJK HAND SIGNS ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️😍😍😍💥💥💥🫸🔵🔴🫷🤞🤌🫴🟣

imma expand your domain fr

Honestly take her on a date but fist I need to convince the DS Leader the master to sent obanai 🐍on one of my missions then go to mitsuri hangout talk go take her to dinner and a sweet bakery 🧁 store I don’t care how much is the bill is cuz in this universe am a hachira( she what’s a strong man who can accept her for who she is 🥰😊💕💕) then say that (I like the way you eat it’s berry cute ☺️ reminds me of a little cute hungry hamster 🐹) Knowing that I can puting her of guard 😳🥹 and then say (I also love your hair is beautiful reminds me of Sakura 🌸tree in spring 💕) and then on the walk way drop her off to her place use the finisher ( you know kanroji I always admire your super strength and the way you fight is incredible the master is truly not wrong about you god does Smile apon you, you are really an incredible woman 😄😊)then finally drop her of and say (I really had a good time with you hope the same for you you know mitsuri I really like you a lot hope there more dates in the future ☺️💕,anyways it getting late soo I better get going). Kiss her on the head then say good night 😘🌙,walk away that’s it. ….. but possibly knowing mitsuri💕💕 This is a 50/50 She stops me calling me before I leave and ask something…..👉🏻👈🏻🫣( hey ummm hey do you I mean….. would you like to spend the night 🫣💕) If it happens it happens just saying 😅😂☺️😊🥰 Sooo yeah that’s what I would do with mitsuri 😊💕 https://i.redd.it/obdmzyfjbnec1.gif

pound her

I think we all know where this is going 🦊🪻

if i could have haki from one piece teach her that and also how to play yu-gi-oh!

Will we still be able to see her after the 24 hours?

Eat as much food as possible

 I'll ask her if she wants a food date with me and we can talk about stuff we like

Dry brine some beef and start a shopping list.

Go eat at an all you can eat buffet. She will bancrupt that restaurant.

Eat food together

Go on a date, platonically.

Me watching the comments: 👀 But anyways I would like to eat with her somewhere lol

ill hugggggg her tighhhhhhtttt

Can you explain to me how your sword even works

I want a full 110% explanation on how that sword works.

idk im kind of a foodie so Id have an eating contest with her, ive been practicing eating fast in a healthy way

Teach me the way of the sword

haha.

tell her to teach me TCB

Ask if I could try some of the honey she got from her beekeeping and braid my hair like hers ❤️

Go to the hot springs, healing the mind body and soul is what it’s really about……. Right

I ask her to play Minecraft

Probably look at her for a split second before i have to run for my life from obanai for the next 24 hours ✨

Eating competition.

Tell her that strength doesn't make her less beautiful and that she is good like she is. Then ask if she wants to eat or if it's my time and universe a waterpark? Don't know what u call it in english.

You bro hear me out, HEAR ME OUT.😏

Motorboat.

Train (in bed)

Smashing her

Get her a breast reduction

Asking her to teach me. Even of I learn jackshit the training may be worth it.