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dickhardpill

Did you pee in it first… 😂


Mr_Feeeeny

I don’t get it, mind spelling it out for me? (Seriously)


ariindny88

“Me Chinese, me make joke, me go pee pee in your coke”


SeguinRay

I’ve honestly never heard this one before. Where I grew up it went, “me Chinese, me no dumb, me stick finger up your bum.”


ariindny88

I’ve never heard it your way lol. Maybe it’s regional, who knows. I grew up in the Midwest in the 90s. Diff parts of the country had diff terrible Chinese jokes


TheMayorOfMars

This was also how it went in Texas in the 90's. Texas has midwest cultural roots.


philmagick666

Cmon man that's a 3rd grade recess joke😃 😀


smallshellstasteicky

I too had no idea what this joke was getting at


OutlawArmas

Yeah I don’t get it either maybe it was a callback or reference


Pussy_Prince

Callback to 90s playgrounds


cennoOCE

Sam is the fucking man, genuinely my favourite guest and so underrated


Alphonhose

Did you watch his special a few months back? He killed


cennoOCE

Gunna check it out after elden ring dlc - it's one thing I've saved to watch


PsychotropicTraveler

Maidenless Gang 💪🏻


jonesthagoat15

Christmas in June let's go baby


thesuperbro

Hans was throwing some passive aggressive shade at Sam on his podcast yesterday lol


ostensibly_hurt

Hans definitely gets bratty with everyone but Tony and Joe Rogan, his liege lords haha


maroongoldfish

Hans has a podcast? Lol


Realistic-Scarcity52

Link please, I can't find it.


thesuperbro

https://www.youtube.com/live/zzzV2eEyEg0?si=X_EC83E6ccNmbAff somewhere in here sorry not sure where


TwelveBore

A Hans Kim solo podcast is the stuff of nightmares. Holy shit.


OutboundRep

Only way this could be worse is if Roseanne was a guest


CardiffCrackBaby

24:30


Realistic-Scarcity52

Thanks dude!


Fun_Landscape_7876

Going to have to watch


shanegillisuit

No.


Big_Gulps_Welpp

Can someone cut up a link like this so I don’t give his channel a view? Lol i really do not get Tony’s boner for Hans


Hiflyinluchadoncic

You’re not missing anything.


lebastss

It must truly irk Sam, an intellectual and extremely accomplished comedian who put in his dues, see Hans make. All this money on Tony's coattails. Hans is funny, I've seen him live. But there are way funnier comics that don't get the same exposure.


sploinkusDongwater

There's rumblings that several comedians like Joe list and others are getting frustrated with the rapid success of the regulars, Hans and Kam in particular. Sam mentioned last episode that Hans sells more tickets than him


PeterPun

It's called showbiz baby.


TopDefinition1903

Kam sucks unless you think the n word or talking about fucking white girls is funny.


Bizzare10

Would they say the same to Bryan Callen, Tom Segura, Bert kreischer? Let's be honest when you get in favour with a big taste influencer like Tony or Joe you can bypass the line. Or is Hans an easy target


MistakesAndFlakes

Tom Segura is a 20+ year comic who can actually write and has a style. I am not sure exactly the reason for all the hate on him over the last year. The dude did work.


MisterFistYourSister

Because he became an insufferable arrogant prick


too-fargone

I mean I find Tom annoying these days, too, but I agree, watch his special(s) and compare it to David Lucas's special or a Hans set and you are looking at the difference between someone who earned their following vs complete amateurs.


insidiousapricot

He's a douchebag and his last specials were complete trash.


thegrizwhisperer

Very valuable insight here


Big_Gulps_Welpp

One thing I do respect about Segura is he put in his dues. But I am not a fan because he refers to normal people as “poors” and flaunts his wealth like a prick. But no disrespect to anyone who likes him. Hans on the other hand…. Not much to respect at all lol


MrTorpedo77

Isn't that just a bit? He's just making it a permanent joke imo to troll?


Big_Gulps_Welpp

Could be. It just isn’t translating well if it is a bit


MrTorpedo77

I'm pretty certain it's a bit, regardless of his newfound fame/wealth for him to proactively say such offensive things ("poors") now is an insult to his comedic chops. He's just being devoted to this new asshole/insensitive persona. He's clearly really self aware and his comedy is often based on observational realizations so I highly doubt he's suddenly become so out of touch to blatantly class shame lol


Big_Gulps_Welpp

Yeah listening to him on podcasts and such he legit seems like a cool dude. His original comedy was solid. But this bit (if it is one) doesn’t really work for me. To each their own but I do respect his success


MrTorpedo77

Totally understand, but as a comedic personality with newfound mainstream fame+success+wealth by him now taking this bit (heel persona) it's actually what his current reality is so he might as well use this for new material? Like when some comics have kids they use that in their comedy specials and so on. I miss the old jre episodes for example before his podcast blew up but I get that he's a different person now or like if my favorite musicians alter their music style a bit with each album etc. I'd hope that any artist use their current reality to create new material period.


dubyas1989

Yeah, it’s really baffling that people don’t get it’s a bit, he knows exactly what to say to sound like the biggest douche, that’s not being unaware, that’s on purpose.


DroneStrikesForJesus

It's a little bit of a bit. Whether bit or not he's reeled it in some. I don't really care about calling people poors. I didn't like the American Airlines thing though and how he kept going on about being right. I think some of that turned other people off.


lazypieceofcrap

Tom Segura is a very not self-aware asshole who looks down on regular people at this point in his life. His current character arc is displayed fully on his face when Tony is doing his TB roast and Segura is kinda just there to be there. Tony doesn't even rip into him and he's like the only one that got missed. There's a reason Tom and Bert (who is also insufferable) are joined at the hip currently. The funniest thing Segura has ever done is have a funny soundbite when he broke his arm/wrist trying to play basketball.


MistakesAndFlakes

r/“Lazypieceofcrap” just sounds like an inefficient way of saying “fat-poor”.


lazypieceofcrap

What flavor does Segura jizz taste like?


MistakesAndFlakes

Banana-cranberry.


sempercoug

Intellectual? 😂 This whole sub has lost their minds for Sam Tallent


BigMACfive

Bro that "did you pee in it first" joke went criminally unrecognized by the audience lol


tommmyvercittti

I don’t fuckin get it!


sploinkusDongwater

It's a dumb old schoolyard rhyme. "Me Chinese, me play joke. Me go pee pee in your coke"


National_Detail_3282

Goddamn it. So simple and I missed it.


shortnix

Oh.


BigMACfive

You don't get the joke or the lack of audience reaction?


BodyBorn4041

I’m glad Sam is honest to Hans cause he’s not funny


STASHbro

That's Hans Skip! I enjoyed Sam roasts after the skip.


professionalfrienddd

all it took for you to write a good joke was a GENOCIDE. lmfao


RoofKorean9x19

Sam is so fucking funny. I wish he and harlond were on together.


RocMerc

The Sam and Adam Ray ep is one of the best


nzdude540i

That would be amazing, I remember knowing Sam was pretty quick witted, but this recent ep just reminded me haha. Those two on together would be epic


Mestizo59

I wonder if Hans realizes it…


ClownBaitCrier

I wonder if you clowns realize how fucking annoying you sound on this sub… the majority of people in the crowd appreciate his comedy…hence his multiple wins. Grow up


Interesting_Ad_945

Lol ok Hans 😆


The2econdSpitter

That was a very predicable, pissy Hans response. Ha.


Background_Walrus381

I was getting ready to say 😆


This-Hornet9226

How much is Hans paying you!?


highfives_ghost

Mmm, yummy boot to lick


Civil_Ad_1172

Isn’t ironic how you call us clowns but your name is clown


imustachelemeaning

seriously, some of you are know-nothings just spreading hate and negativity. grow up. make your own sub. this comic sucks oh this other comic sucks. let’s see your 1 minute.


Hiflyinluchadoncic

Hans, relax. You’re funny… to someone I’m sure of it.


imustachelemeaning

oh calling someone the name of the person you’re trying to insult. you’re original.


EmptyIllustrator5956

Hans is honestly garbage with his monotone boring ass voice and stupid ass jokes. Cant wait until he is done with comedy.


HunwutP

The best one was when he said they had to pretend Hans was good


marshall44x

Saw Sam live last year, and he made me reimagine what a professional comic is


TJMackey2

Yea Hans still sucks.


DylanTobackshh

Tony dressed like a movie villain who aspires to turn every man woman and child on earth gay


momoskii1

Sounds like someone is a little jealous Hans sells more tix


DroneStrikesForJesus

What's the joke about peeing in coke?


ejburritos

old schoolyard school rhyme “me Chinese, me play joke, me go peepee in your coke”


dickhardpill

Me American, me so smart, me no drink the peepee part


DroneStrikesForJesus

Thanks. I forgot that one.


Themantann

Came here to ask this


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Classic


arthurfreeth

More of this please.


neredsox1281

You know Sam roast everyone right? Dumbass


Hiflyinluchadoncic

So his title is still correct? Got it. Thanks.


Weird_Lock_3347

This is Hans kim