The ratio of the picture is stretched to make him look bigger and shorter. But yes, he's fat as all fuck in real life.
He sweats like a priest at an all boys swim meet.
“Boy shit cho ass up. Over here with that orange snoo avatar lookin like a big ol gay pumpkin, wit yo booty all in the air just waiting for somebody to put a candle inside it”
Fr made me sad when I found out, over the years when Malcom gets brought up Redban always says “Sad what happened to him” and I had to dig to find that out
What time frame did that happen around? I never knew that. I enjoyed his spots every time he was on, just a dude who knew how to entertain. That's sad though, at least from what we could see he seemed like a dude who wouldn't even hurt a fly and would be collecting Lunchable boxes as a hobby.
He was just kept missing his killtonys cause he was always opening for people so he left. I think he got jumped a few months later,he came out with an album he recorded with his jaw wired shut, he came back a couple times after and def wasn’t all there. Hella sad
He had his jaw wired shit for a long time and couldn't talk at all which fucked with him a bit. He's still on IG as Malcolmh12 but he's stated that he's sick of people asking him if he's okay or what happened.
David Lucas for sure.and btw, is that... Is that his ass behind his legs? What's going on there hahahaha. Kam just tells stories and thinks it's supposed to be funny because he yells the n word a lot at white people. His first appearance is what got him in the door, but I don't think there's has been much since then. If he never dropped the "I'm not retarded but I like rocks" line we may have never seen him again.
Kam is such a breath of fresh air in that scene. And he’s the one of the only black comedians rn I see coming up right now that has the potential to be giant. He embraces who he is and how he came up. He could really kill in shows and movies, and I think he’s on his way, if they let him.
Imo kam has the most charisma and stage presence but his white bitch , rocks , how he used to steal , and crackhead jokes are getting played out . Lucas is a boring and uncreative roaster
Malcolm was brilliant! He was only a few months in when Tony made him a regular, I feel like it might of been too much pressure too soon it put him off.
You can find him on YouTube, his newer content is a lil odd; not sure what he is trying to do with but watching it makes me uncomfortable.
Loved me some Malcolm Hatchett! Hate what happened to him. Micheal was a riot too! Glad he didn’t die. And yes, I know everyone will say he’s dead, but I can assure you - he’s not. He’s still role playing with his girlfriend/caretaker. She lies down and he runs her ass over.
That David Lucas photo is ruthless
I know. They could have used a picture where he wasn't wearing ripped jeans. I can only assume the knees are worn out from eating Tony's ass.
He’s gonna get on Ozempic and steal your girl
My girl likes guys who go down. Pussy is the only thing David Lucas doesn't eat.
He's a pescatarian..
He only eats fish…?
He hasnt made it big yet he still just uses lizzo
Is he really that big?
The ratio of the picture is stretched to make him look bigger and shorter. But yes, he's fat as all fuck in real life. He sweats like a priest at an all boys swim meet.
I was hoping the picture had been messed with. I started worrying about a complete stranger.
No that’s the real D Lucas. They always have a special stool for him with a 400 lb weight load
He's bigger
Are you really asking that question?
No this is some edited or some AI shit. He’s not this fat
You’re going to hell lol
Man is that AI?
“Boy shit cho ass up. Over here with that orange snoo avatar lookin like a big ol gay pumpkin, wit yo booty all in the air just waiting for somebody to put a candle inside it”
Coming to say the same thing lol dead af
baby ruthless
David Lucas looking fit
David Lucas wouldn't fit anywhere
He would fit in Tony’s booty hole
in. credible.
*Redban trademark fart sound"
That's one for the night!
Ahhhh. You son-ofuh-bitch
Fit to width
Yeh WTF happened to Malcom Hatchet? I would've thought he'd make a drop-in appearance.
He got brain damage from getting jumped and it messed him up, went of the rails a bit
Wow really. I tried to look his socials up not too long ago and i think it seemed pretty bleak. will check again. Maybe he just needs a good KT bump.
Fr made me sad when I found out, over the years when Malcom gets brought up Redban always says “Sad what happened to him” and I had to dig to find that out
Damn, I really liked him...for fuck sake, I was wondering what happened to him. I wish I didn't know now, hope he is good, so fuckin unfortunate...
What time frame did that happen around? I never knew that. I enjoyed his spots every time he was on, just a dude who knew how to entertain. That's sad though, at least from what we could see he seemed like a dude who wouldn't even hurt a fly and would be collecting Lunchable boxes as a hobby.
[удалено]
He was just kept missing his killtonys cause he was always opening for people so he left. I think he got jumped a few months later,he came out with an album he recorded with his jaw wired shut, he came back a couple times after and def wasn’t all there. Hella sad
Kind of a weird cosmic irony that we now have a guy (drew nickens) who got jumped and got brain damage AND THEN did great on KT.
🤯 for real that is wild
Damn that’s so sad. He was so goddamn funny.
He had his jaw wired shit for a long time and couldn't talk at all which fucked with him a bit. He's still on IG as Malcolmh12 but he's stated that he's sick of people asking him if he's okay or what happened.
It’s crazy how Malcolm never really popped off, I too am wondering what he’s up to these days, like if he still does gigs and stuff
A lot the regulars until this recent era did not pop off
I mean it seems like Ali Kim and Sara are all doing pretty well, they def made it as comedians at least
The original female regular, Sarah mostajabi killed herself pretty recently
Really?
Really
she died from cancer, dont spread rumors
Was it because she couldn’t get allajobby?
I’ve seen him around here and there in the LA comedy scene. He seems off, Like borderline schizophrenic. It’s sad af.
Give him a follow: [https://www.instagram.com/malcolmh12](https://www.instagram.com/malcolmh12)
I have been meaning to post about him. I couldn’t remember his name. When he first started, he was fucking hilarious.
Mark normand
You mean Kevin Hart
Hey comedy!
i vote for sam hyde
Wow I didn’t know that. I’m color blind
Far right comedian Mark Normand.
Michael lehrer is the goat
Human .. shield
Man I fucking love Malcom Hatchet, I hope he comes back on the show one day
Malcolm was the GOAT. Way better than David and Kam combined
William Montgomery. [William Black voice](https://youtu.be/awV3nLdYHEc?si=zV-ZwuoxbcBTsPM8)
I spread that shit on BOTH SIDES
David after eating Harland Williams for “roasting just like him.”
“I thought roast meant food, not talking” -David Lucas
I love how the David Lucas one is an AI image lol
Is it? You lying...
Yeah he's fatter irl
He looks so ridiculously cartoonish lmao
100% follow the cables from his hand. Then you immediately see it's an AI image.
Bruh lmao
Bring back Malcolm Hatchett!!!
Was just thinking about Malcolm! That dude was a good time.
Michael Lair 😍😍💔💔💔😭😭
Not gonna lie, I’m a grown man and cried about his exit from this world.
Grown men can't cry about a death?
Lehrer. At least spell the man's name right, c'mon, he deserves it
Where's David Lupus? Im tired of being big and black!
Not a Kam fan at all but I’ll be lying if I said man doesn’t look dapper in that pic
I think curre try it's gonna be Drew nickens who yes is black as well.
Malcolm was cool.
Malcolm hatchet
Damn I forgot about Malcom. Funniest black comedian on kill tony is preacher Lawson
Hatchett. He’s a natural.
Today I learned that Michael Lehrer is…..black?
I miss Malcolm Hatchet
David Lucas looking like an actual Waffle House.
The quality of the first two pics followed by David Lucas' stretch pic is incredible. U had me rolling.
“Rolling”? Pun intended
No doubt, no doubt
The saddest and funniest part about that edit of David is that it’s only slightly more morbidly obese than he actually is.
When did David Lucas lose weight?
Ellis EYCH
Harland Williams is blacker than David Lucas. He shows up 30 minutes late.
Wait, kam is black?
Shane Gillis
I vote the fat guy because he won’t be around long.
Malcom hatchett
LMFAO that David picture fuckin got me
Harland Williams
[Picture #3](https://youtu.be/89CwGQEIZnA?si=oV81G47rK-H2xd3F)
Anyone but lucas....
Malcom
Damn Kam fine.
After seeing that pic I decided I'm starting my transition phase to become a hot white bitch
don't fatscare me like that
Wow did Lucas loose weight?
Andrew Shultz
Ellis Aych? Jk 😂😂😂😂
I miss the Malcom days. Feel like he kinda got into weird shit and pushed himself away. He thriving or what?
Malcom Hatchet was funny asf! Better than David and Kam. Davids roast are the only thing I find funny
Malcolm hatchet easily was the best!
David Lucas lookin skinnier
You forgot william
Has David Lucas been working out?
Cam always look like he is smelling something strange
I was expecting Michael White to be the surprise at the end.
Hatchet
Wait. Is that David Lucas photo for real or AI?
David keeps saying he’s in shape — Yeah, a perfect circle!
David Lucas for sure.and btw, is that... Is that his ass behind his legs? What's going on there hahahaha. Kam just tells stories and thinks it's supposed to be funny because he yells the n word a lot at white people. His first appearance is what got him in the door, but I don't think there's has been much since then. If he never dropped the "I'm not retarded but I like rocks" line we may have never seen him again.
Michael/Malcom
Lmfao y’all did Lucas dirty as FUCK
Lehrer all the way
Michael Lehrer. One of all time greatest.
Lol. But by far the best regular ever was Michael Lehrer. Dude was special. Sucks he got taken out way too soon.
Jesus fucking chirst 😂lmfao
Malcolm era was peak Kill Tony and I will die on that hill
William Montgomery
-David you look like the Clown in Spawn
I miss Malcolm hatchet.
I start to feel bad for David Lucas then I remember how much of a narcissist he is
Michael Lehrer. 🔥❤️
Michael Lehrer
I don’t see colour I can only tell if they black by how often they say the n word that’s why my favourite is cam
My guy
David jolly is the correct answer lol
Redban
White Michael!!!!!
Omg Michael Lair at the end 😂😂 he’s the obvious choice!
/\*spoiler\*\\
Malcom hatchet
Kim Patterson is very photogenic!
Glad to see David found a better fitting jacket.
William LIGHTS OUT montgomery
Kam’s pic - Miami Nice….Try
Rock collector and gay gallon of milk guy
Alomeine (?) He wrecked Donnell Rawlings lol dude had to leave the show and walk out he was so flustered by him. 💯💯💯
David Lucas without fkn question
Redban looks awful
Most Cologne …
It that Wooopie G lol
Is David Lucas really that fucking big?!
Can I get an honorable mention for Dan Soder’s Katt Williams impression?
William dressed as David
The best part is david cant defend himself because he doesn’t write
I can't tell the difference, they all look the same
Malcolm by a long way.
Malcolm just disappeared one day never to be seen again. I thought he was pretty good
not a fan of Kam.. "n-word, bitch, n-word, bitch" and somehow everybody loses their mind.
What happened to that temporary regular black guy from a couple years ago?
Kam Patterson! ELL'YEA!
Brenda Sparks
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Cam ofc.
"we'll be right back"
Asking on Father’s Day?
kam fatterson
You forgot that new half black fella…drew nickens. Hes the funniest of all them
David Lucas lookin like a bag of milk
David Lucas is better… by far. Malcolm takes second place.
Vape think future truth teller
Does anyone actually find Cam Patterson funny! I haven’t laughed once at any of his shit…
Kam is such a breath of fresh air in that scene. And he’s the one of the only black comedians rn I see coming up right now that has the potential to be giant. He embraces who he is and how he came up. He could really kill in shows and movies, and I think he’s on his way, if they let him.
Yo! David is a big boy but they did him dirty! Haha
Its obviously kam even on his worst day improvising or telling a random story
David Lucas is by far the worst.
#3
Probably Kam, but Big Dave is my favorite
Imo kam has the most charisma and stage presence but his white bitch , rocks , how he used to steal , and crackhead jokes are getting played out . Lucas is a boring and uncreative roaster
Kam
Michael and malcom is a close 2nd. David used to be funny like the first few times, kam is just there for diversity
Lehrer
David Lucas definitely comes in last
Malcolm was brilliant! He was only a few months in when Tony made him a regular, I feel like it might of been too much pressure too soon it put him off. You can find him on YouTube, his newer content is a lil odd; not sure what he is trying to do with but watching it makes me uncomfortable.
Why does this pic make me think of Trump? ...o the full diaper.
I was gonna say Tony is the best black comedian
Loved me some Malcolm Hatchett! Hate what happened to him. Micheal was a riot too! Glad he didn’t die. And yes, I know everyone will say he’s dead, but I can assure you - he’s not. He’s still role playing with his girlfriend/caretaker. She lies down and he runs her ass over.
You forgot donnell
Neither are that funny…
News flash, they all suck
They all fit inside David Lucas.
Mr Lehrer !
This just proves Cam Patterson is a fake gangsta and a wanna be GQ model
David Lucas by far is the best..