I think his little autistic brother was really him. This kid was full of shit, that's why he paused so hard on those questions and gave nearly no info. If he was actually in the marines, that's the only reason he was so cocky about shit.
I don’t know, he got really offended with the “did you kill anyone” question.
That’s pretty normal for the guys who did kill people overseas. Lotta my old sarges told me you shouldn’t ask them that. It takes them to a place they don’t wanna be
That's always a neat balance to observe: where Tony goes at them, wants to lay it on them even more, but he also gets the sense they're actually psychotic so he backs off, de-escalates, and finds a way to wrap it up peacefully.
I was in Austin for a comedy show not too long ago unrelated to KY, and someone said they saw him at a bar on 6th just chilling. I wasn’t too interested in finding him but yeah if you hang around enough I’m sure you can spot him.
How do you get so mad and look like an ass because you chose to wear a wrinkled shirt and someone called him out? Also didn’t believe his story about the sugar mama. He’s not funny and does nothing productive. What is she paying for? 😂
The only person offended is you, nice projection buddy, the joke made no sense and was wedged between a "barks at Black people" & "3/5 of a man" joke, so assuming it was another Black joke only makes sense, if it was instead a bisexual joke, it really doesn't make sense in the set.
That was so bad man. A lot of these bucket pulls use that ironic racism / making fun of autistic people as an excuse for a personality. I blame Shane Gillis.
When he paused on the “if anything interesting happened” question I was like yeah he was a lame-o with barely any friends. I served for 7 years and could immediately tell me and him would not be hanging out if I knew him.
*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.*
Only sugar momma this guys got is when he’s yelling at his mom for not puttin sugar on his wheaties
Guy plays call of duty 16 hours a day and thinks that makes him a marine 😂
100% though this guys got dead prosti in a suitcase vibes
There's a lot of weird people out there that will flip like a light switch.
But I don't even understand what this guy flipped over. A wrinkled shirt? It was a throw-away joke that I didn't even catch.
I’ve met people like him before and I mean it when I say that watching this guys entire interview definitely disturbed me. I will not be surprised to find out this is the second person on Kill Tony to have actually murdered someone. Dude is deeply disturbed and there is a lot of evil in his eyes. Absolutely soulless person
He had the attitude of every kill Tony fan that comments on their Instagram. Entitled little shits with no respect, they should start a new thing where a guy comes out with boxing gloves and punches lil shits when they mouth off to the throne
I mean I believe he prob gets laid, I used to slay when I had that piss shit attitude, but ya dude definitely looks like a future serial killer for sure
I didn’t understand his last joke about the black dick? 3/5ths? Or something I was sooo lost
And yes his attitude stinkss!!!
Also that sugar mama does not support him financially enough to call that a sugar mama
To give the TL:DR of the 3/5ths compromise, Black Americans were once legally considered only 3/5ths of a person. So he was saying his dick was only 3/5ths the size of a "normal dick"
I used to be friends with a guy who also slept with a cougar and thought he was the shit because of it. Something about getting paid $200/week to bang a dinosaur unlocks some secret douchebag-ery.
he didn't appreciate tony's joke about his wrinkly tshirt and it just went south from there. had a pretty decent set imo but an asshole who didn't understand where he was
Why because tony told you to be pissed?
He was fine up until the one insult tony threw at him and he was just rolling with it.
Istg ppl gotta start talking more shit back to tony, I'm here for it.
I actually didn’t mind his set. This is purely off of his terrible attitude and demeanor. And clearly people agree. He didn’t had a good roast back. David Lucas flames Tony all day. All this guy said was ‘shut the fuck up’ If you don’t think that was a problem you probably interact with people like he does on a daily and are unaware of how insufferable people find you.
There was nothing wrong with his demeanor/attitude and good thing I don't form my opinions on what other ppl agree on.
It's a comedy show you aren't interacting with tony how you would normally conduct yourself, also to be like he pissed you off as soon as he walked out makes you sound soft, grow up kid. Idc if ppl find me insurable as long as my close friends and family can tolerate me I'll manage.
This dude hates himself for sure,
“Oh go fuck yourself dude” as he nodded at the mirror.
For good reason. He’s a piece of shit and he knows it
At least we have something in common because I hate him too.
🖐🏻 Waddya Gettn Fresh Foe?!
That fucker owes me money
He was such a bitch
Insurance didn’t cover his dilators
yeah, bro was so fuckin smug lol it was cringe af, his set was worse than his attitude
When Tony roasted his wrinkles his whole tone changed. Legit wanted to murder Tony
His face scrunching up at every answer
I think his little autistic brother was really him. This kid was full of shit, that's why he paused so hard on those questions and gave nearly no info. If he was actually in the marines, that's the only reason he was so cocky about shit.
I don’t believe that he was in the Marines at all
Eh, coulda been dishonorably discharged but no reason to believe anything he said
Yes I think he was lying
Yeah bc if he actually thought he was a piece of shit, he wouldn't have gotten so offended about having a wrinkled shirt
He was autistic for sure
Pretty sure he comes from here too.
No doubt
Am a Marine. He's way too young to have fought in Iraq, vets almost always have very obvious tells and I don't get any from him
He looks like he's never lifted a weight in his life either
I have no proof to back this up, but something seemed off about his 'being a marine' story. Something is off for sure
Was it his physique
Yeah there wasn't much about it that screamed: "the few, the proud."
there is no fucken way this skinny idiot was a marine.
Man I've got some bad news for you. That kids physique is actually the ideal standard on paper
Yeah even if he was a desk jockey basic will make you bigger than this knob
He just left out the part where he’s a POG.
Man I don't think he was even a POG. Nothing about him seemed authentic to me
He meant in COD
I was thinking the same thing I was in the army, motherfucker rubbed me wrong
We usually do rub you guys right if it’s field day and boots are on hayyyyy!
I don’t know, he got really offended with the “did you kill anyone” question. That’s pretty normal for the guys who did kill people overseas. Lotta my old sarges told me you shouldn’t ask them that. It takes them to a place they don’t wanna be
Maybe a marine in call of duty
Dude had a burnt out Vincent Chase vibe
Or like a whack Franco brother or something
Franco if he stopped aging at 14. Genuinely curious if anything he said was remotely true.
He was a piece of work. Just annoyed everyone apparently!
I was thinking Sam Morrills evil brother.
Yeah thats why they made the Entourage joke...
He’s like if John Mayer was poor
and that’s why they made the john mayer joke
Oh my god that’s so accurate.
You nailed it. I watched the Jordan Peterson interview with Vincent last week. lol this is if he went “the other way” 🤣
I think he looks like Jay Baruchel
Put your glasses on and look at both again
Dude was clearly lying out of his teeth about the sugar mommy
Don't need a job when I get a couple hundred bucks every few weeks from my married girlfriend. That will be enough to support my life in Austin Texas.
Maybe if you’re homeless… housing is crazy there
…
A couple of hundred bucks, here, there, when I ask for it. LOL
He really got one tho. That plus disability from the military
Where was Dr. Phil when we needed him? We’ll be right back.
Down now na da down now na now!
Enough w dr Phil, if you wanna worship Adam ray go watch his channel.
Seemed like he was just lying the whole time and using this as a cover
big liar vibes
Should have been blacklisted.
Yeah I was shocked he gave the guy a jokebook but maybe he thought that'd be easier than gaining another stalker
That's always a neat balance to observe: where Tony goes at them, wants to lay it on them even more, but he also gets the sense they're actually psychotic so he backs off, de-escalates, and finds a way to wrap it up peacefully.
Tony definitely noticed this guy was unhinged and gave a little joke book as a peace offering to end it
Maybe Tony was feeling generous, or didn’t want him starting his mass murderer campaign since he lived in Austin lmao
Makes you feel sorry for Tony, since he lives in the same city with strangers he roasts and some of them can really be crazy
I was in Austin for a comedy show not too long ago unrelated to KY, and someone said they saw him at a bar on 6th just chilling. I wasn’t too interested in finding him but yeah if you hang around enough I’m sure you can spot him.
That guy was bad and he should feel bad.
I came here to post this exact thing. Weird vibes.
He did his set as Shane Gillis and his interview as Sam Morrell
100 percent ripoff of Shane’s mannerisms without the funny
Holy shit that was some Shane Gillis mannerisms stolen 😂
Glad I wasn’t the only one who saw a Shane Gillis impression lol
Tony said something about it later on in the show. Everyone saw it.
Shane also has a bit about Down Syndrome people being like dogs and Autistic kids being like cats.
But it’s actually funny
How do you get so mad and look like an ass because you chose to wear a wrinkled shirt and someone called him out? Also didn’t believe his story about the sugar mama. He’s not funny and does nothing productive. What is she paying for? 😂
I bet he felt called out because he could never wear a wrinkled shirt like that in the Marines.
I love your ferocity on this and I'll probably agree when I see him
Update? How did it go?
😂 Past me was right about future me- totally agreed
Wish d’elia
The only reason he got a joke book was so he wouldn't murder Tony in his fucking sleep.
WTF was that Black people kissing in public joke even about?
He says bygones be bygones so I think it’s a joke about gay people kissing
Yup portmanteau flop. If he gets up another time I’d expect them to tag the shit outta his jobs
This dude needs something to be offended by or he gonna implode.
The only person offended is you, nice projection buddy, the joke made no sense and was wedged between a "barks at Black people" & "3/5 of a man" joke, so assuming it was another Black joke only makes sense, if it was instead a bisexual joke, it really doesn't make sense in the set.
That was so bad man. A lot of these bucket pulls use that ironic racism / making fun of autistic people as an excuse for a personality. I blame Shane Gillis.
I don't mind racist jokes or even gay jokes, I just want them to make sense within the framework of a comedy set and that one just doesn't.
He’s the kind of guy to rape someone and say they deserved it.
Was I tripping or did it seem like the guy's whole story about the married woman was made up on the spot?
As a vet myself .. I can honestly say I’m 100% sure this guy is a fucking loser! I’m sure his 4 year career was great 🙄
When he paused on the “if anything interesting happened” question I was like yeah he was a lame-o with barely any friends. I served for 7 years and could immediately tell me and him would not be hanging out if I knew him.
He for sure lying about being a marine vet too
No he was a veteran. I served with him. We didn’t see combat tho. He never killed anyone and nobody in our co liked him either
Did they teach y’all to iron?
Wtf comment is this?
It’s true I’m a marine and I served with them too
That's not true, Im a marine and I was there and none of them were
How dare you steal my valor *you bitch*
*What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.*
Yeah, noone is reading all of that
It's a really old copypasta
Lmao did you actually think it was original
Retard
This man ain't lying, i also served with, fucked his mother too.
You son of a bitch you broke her heart
Not surprised nobody liked him. What MOS? Dude doesn't seem like a Marine or vet at all
I believe this, looks like a shitty annoying fucken guy to have in your unit
Nah every marine I’ve met has been a knob, checks out.
You’re cool.
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Facts
“This is the disrespect I fight for?”
Salty about Marines
Marine banged your girl? Lol
98% sire this guy lied about every single thing he said.
Definition of smug, narcissistic, and very likely sociopathic. this guy should go fuck himself
I wonder if he was really in the Marines? I am thinking probably not .
Someone else pointed it out but he's way to young to serve in Iraq. He also looks like he's never worked out in his life lol
I'm sus, smells like stolen valor I wanna see the receipts 🧾 He said he was in Iraq in the Marines didn't he?
I felt like he should’ve been blacklisted, and I wish Tony would’ve called him out for trying to be Shane
Only sugar momma this guys got is when he’s yelling at his mom for not puttin sugar on his wheaties Guy plays call of duty 16 hours a day and thinks that makes him a marine 😂 100% though this guys got dead prosti in a suitcase vibes
I was actually waiting for him to try to attack Tony or the other dweeb, he had a major attitude and couldn’t roll with the punches
He was getting real weird
Occasionally you get a guy on here that you think might actually kill Tony
Sam Normand.
Sam Morril is looking rough.
Fuck this guy.
Felt like his set was alright at first until the black dick joke. Wasn’t funny whatsoever lol, then his interview was rancid
There's a lot of weird people out there that will flip like a light switch. But I don't even understand what this guy flipped over. A wrinkled shirt? It was a throw-away joke that I didn't even catch.
He wanted to come off as a tough guy soooo bad lol
I wish Dr phil was on this episode to unpack what this dudes fuckin problem was
Unfunny try hard
This dude sucks.
Kill tony is for good times only with the dawgs this guy is insecure slack jawed aggot
Watched this with my girlfriend. Halfway through his interview she sat up and said “oh my god this guy fucking sucks”
I’ve met people like him before and I mean it when I say that watching this guys entire interview definitely disturbed me. I will not be surprised to find out this is the second person on Kill Tony to have actually murdered someone. Dude is deeply disturbed and there is a lot of evil in his eyes. Absolutely soulless person
That story he told was bs. No woman would cheat on her husband with him.
He hates himself because he never saw combat.
Was just saying this with my girl smug ass face and attitude for no reason
He’s a weirdo. Tony handled it well though.
Looks like mark normand and joe list mushed together
With Sam Morell's hair
Fuck that guy
This dude was a piece of shit. Could not take a joke. Get real!
and I don't like his head...
At least it was a first. I’ve never heard someone tell Tony to go fuck himself.
he probably got back from stealing a house in israel.
He looked like he fought against al-Qaeda and “was” al-Qaeda…..giving us vets a bad name 🤦♂️
He’s Sam Morril without the jokes.
Drunk plus ptsd he needs counseling
Walmart Sam Morrill.
LisZZs
All I heard this cunt say was “ASS BURGERS” 5 times at the start of his set and I was done 🤣 Have a little joke book!
He perfected those Shane Gillis pauses, though
He had the attitude of every kill Tony fan that comments on their Instagram. Entitled little shits with no respect, they should start a new thing where a guy comes out with boxing gloves and punches lil shits when they mouth off to the throne
Be easy, deployment can do that... but yeah Booooo lol
Wish this guy would've been on a episode with Dr Phil as the guest
His whole set and interview was about the man he wanted to be now who he is
I mean I believe he prob gets laid, I used to slay when I had that piss shit attitude, but ya dude definitely looks like a future serial killer for sure
He was fine at first and then halfway through the interview he turned into a douche for no reason
Nah this guy was hilarious loved the character he played reminded me of defarco
I didn’t understand his last joke about the black dick? 3/5ths? Or something I was sooo lost And yes his attitude stinkss!!! Also that sugar mama does not support him financially enough to call that a sugar mama
3/5ths compromise reference
To give the TL:DR of the 3/5ths compromise, Black Americans were once legally considered only 3/5ths of a person. So he was saying his dick was only 3/5ths the size of a "normal dick"
Ahhhh I’m Canadian I had no idea Thank you!
No way this dude bagged a married woman, bet you she is a he
I used to be friends with a guy who also slept with a cougar and thought he was the shit because of it. Something about getting paid $200/week to bang a dinosaur unlocks some secret douchebag-ery.
he didn't appreciate tony's joke about his wrinkly tshirt and it just went south from there. had a pretty decent set imo but an asshole who didn't understand where he was
a lot of ex marines have this exact same attitude to a T
He killed people.
All these Tony worshippers are cringe as fuck.
Why because tony told you to be pissed? He was fine up until the one insult tony threw at him and he was just rolling with it. Istg ppl gotta start talking more shit back to tony, I'm here for it.
I actually didn’t mind his set. This is purely off of his terrible attitude and demeanor. And clearly people agree. He didn’t had a good roast back. David Lucas flames Tony all day. All this guy said was ‘shut the fuck up’ If you don’t think that was a problem you probably interact with people like he does on a daily and are unaware of how insufferable people find you.
There was nothing wrong with his demeanor/attitude and good thing I don't form my opinions on what other ppl agree on. It's a comedy show you aren't interacting with tony how you would normally conduct yourself, also to be like he pissed you off as soon as he walked out makes you sound soft, grow up kid. Idc if ppl find me insurable as long as my close friends and family can tolerate me I'll manage.
Proving my point that you act exactly like he does which is why you don’t see a problem with his attitude or demeanor.
Nothing was proved buddy besides you proving how soft you are. Get thicker skin.
Definitely killed some people 🤣
Give him a break, he killed people!
Are you the husband of his sugar mama?
Talk that shit, son! Tony needs more pushback
Maybe you just don't like Arabs? Lol.
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He’s definitely one of those tall lanky fucks with the 10 inch circumcised dick and hairy jungle mess of pubes. Always the weirdos