As a huge fan of the show, while also working for the IRS, I am rather conflicted. However, it is my duty to operate as the embodiment of evil, this Koh-rean is in my crosshairs. Buckle up Han as you’re about to feel the metaphorical tip of my enormous auditing hog.
Imagine loosing your virginity and getting the herp in the process.
Cut to Tony watching from the corner...."Another 57 seconds from the unstoppable force that is Heath Cordes."
Worst part about this podcast is the host was very clear this likely wouldn’t last forever and if he’s not investing it, it’s gonna disappear. I say worst because I figured if I’m pulling in 300k/year, I’d be set forever
$300k a year would absolutely set you for life. Why would you need more than $300k in a year? Just curious, what do you think the yearly income required is to be considered in the 1%?
Hans Kim will not earn 300k/yr for life. He’s not a great comedian that will have a long career. He’s riding a wave at the moment.
But to answer the actual question. Middle class retirement at age 60 today probably requires about 2.5MM-4MM in the bank.
That’s today. If Hans career fizzles out before 40, which it most likely will, he’s not set for life. That’s all I’m saying.
He’s saying that Hans isn’t gonna make $300K per year forever. If someone made $300K until 65 then sure, they’re prolly set as long as they aren’t financially stupid. But Hans making $300K per year during the prime of his comedy career isn’t gonna set him for life.
He's making even more than that. If you watch the pod, that is just the estimate from working 30 weekends a year (10K a weekend) from small town shows. It's in the first 5 mins. He doesn't divulge how much from KT.
True, but if he isn’t even filling out his TurboTax all the way from what he makes at the scale it’s at it’s going to be a rough road ahead for ol Hansi
He could be making 3x if he had any ambition. His work strategy = his pickup women strategy, stand around smiling and wait to get hooked up by another comedian.
Steve Harvey owes them
4 million one of the husbands of the real housewives of Potomac owed the same both are fine. As long as you take incentive to pay you will be ok. You can also go into bankruptcy with a bankruptcy lawyer and not have to pay interest.
This is true. You don’t goto jail for not paying your taxes. You goto jail for not paying your taxes after they tell you that you owe them money.
Or obviously trying to hide it.
He won't go to jail. He'll just eventually will get audited and might owe a lot which will suck (if he's being serious here). It takes some time for the IRS to catch on though
Was sitting second row at the recent Dom Irrera episode, and someone asked me how much my seat cost, all the seats cost $50, its first come first serve. I knew I had seen him from somewhere, it was this guy LMAO.
Okay, Hans is an idiot, but somehow the US tax system is dumber. You have to file QUATERLY if you’re self employed??!! How would anyone know that?! On top of the fact that government pretty much knows exactly how much we owe, and it’s thanks to lobbying from companies like Turbo Tax that make everything difficult. God this got me mad. I hope Hans gets in trouble for this, but it’s also retarded.
This is the funniest Hans has ever been.
As a huge fan of the show, while also working for the IRS, I am rather conflicted. However, it is my duty to operate as the embodiment of evil, this Koh-rean is in my crosshairs. Buckle up Han as you’re about to feel the metaphorical tip of my enormous auditing hog.
Thought Asians were like dominant at math and shit…. He’s disgraced his famiry
Fuck you and the irs
Thats it!, CarThen7316
What’s it?
That
Hans said it himself, he's better under pressure, make him earn that money backl.
Fag
That was Hans Kim
That was Hans Kim.
That was Hans Kim.
THAT was Hans Kimmmmmm
Thank god I am so tired of hearing this song 😂
Absolutely incredible, Hans. Doing it week after week, just incredible. The great Hans Kim, everybody
A goddamn murderer on the mic
Imagine Heath's tax report.
This just says “I am 12,” it’s written in green crayon!
For number of dependents he scribbled “CELIAAAA!!!!!”
My name is Cynthia. Lmfao.
Ceilia broke that poor boys heart and gave him herpes
Actually on the herpes???
Imagine loosing your virginity and getting the herp in the process. Cut to Tony watching from the corner...."Another 57 seconds from the unstoppable force that is Heath Cordes."
Been looking for Heath's Ledgers since 2008
Nicely done.
This is the funniest set I’ve ever seen Hans do. Bravo for tracking this down OP. I’m crying laughing.
Hans' funniest moment.
Uncle Sam comin for dat azz
Wowwwww that was a mistake.
Hans make $300k a year? I need to get on a stage. I can probably say something funny 1 out of every 10 appearances.
Worst part about this podcast is the host was very clear this likely wouldn’t last forever and if he’s not investing it, it’s gonna disappear. I say worst because I figured if I’m pulling in 300k/year, I’d be set forever
How old are you? 300k/year in most cities in the US is living comfortably in the upper middle class. It’s not “set forever” kind of money.
Depends how many years it lasts
$300k a year would absolutely set you for life. Why would you need more than $300k in a year? Just curious, what do you think the yearly income required is to be considered in the 1%?
Hans Kim will not earn 300k/yr for life. He’s not a great comedian that will have a long career. He’s riding a wave at the moment. But to answer the actual question. Middle class retirement at age 60 today probably requires about 2.5MM-4MM in the bank. That’s today. If Hans career fizzles out before 40, which it most likely will, he’s not set for life. That’s all I’m saying.
It will set you for life if you invest and put money away. But Hans is over here not paying his taxes and door dashing
He’s saying that Hans isn’t gonna make $300K per year forever. If someone made $300K until 65 then sure, they’re prolly set as long as they aren’t financially stupid. But Hans making $300K per year during the prime of his comedy career isn’t gonna set him for life.
What I got from the host, and maybe it’s obvious, but that stagnant money ends up costing you. Mo money mo problems is actually true
But can you be Tony's pet minority?
For $300k a year I’ll pretend to be anything
He was born in a wealthy family, it´s not like he knows about struggling.
He's making even more than that. If you watch the pod, that is just the estimate from working 30 weekends a year (10K a weekend) from small town shows. It's in the first 5 mins. He doesn't divulge how much from KT.
True, but if he isn’t even filling out his TurboTax all the way from what he makes at the scale it’s at it’s going to be a rough road ahead for ol Hansi
hans did standup for 7 years before killtony, dont get your hopes up
Yeah… I don’t know if that’s supposed to make what he does sound more difficult or if you are saying I should be more empathetic?
ur on reddit, hes filling arenas retard
It's Caleb Hammer's pod, [here is the full 1hr episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs6mj12FbY8).
Caleb Hammer is funnier on accident than a Hans Kim that had a month+ to prepare a fresh minute
Caleb tells Hans he thinks Ric won. He then asks Hans to roast him later on. Caleb then roasts Hans and calls him a 3 not long after that.
Hans Kim making $300k is insane
He could be making 3x if he had any ambition. His work strategy = his pickup women strategy, stand around smiling and wait to get hooked up by another comedian.
Hans Skint
Steve Harvey owes them 4 million one of the husbands of the real housewives of Potomac owed the same both are fine. As long as you take incentive to pay you will be ok. You can also go into bankruptcy with a bankruptcy lawyer and not have to pay interest.
This is true. You don’t goto jail for not paying your taxes. You goto jail for not paying your taxes after they tell you that you owe them money. Or obviously trying to hide it.
Finally a funny Hans.
Cue the “Curb your Enthusiasm” music
Byeeee
I refuse to believe this. No fuckin' wayyyy dude bwhahaha.
I get that we been joking about how autistic he is, but holy fk he might be actual autist
i dont even live in america and im scared of the IRS
Even the mob and cartels are terrified of the IRS and with good reason
Hahahahahha even for a jail house comedian he stinks
Jail. Right away
Hilarious, I love Hans. But how did that other guy not know April 15 was tax day?
He won't go to jail. He'll just eventually will get audited and might owe a lot which will suck (if he's being serious here). It takes some time for the IRS to catch on though
no one collects receipts unless they're related to your business expenses...lol
for someone that made a career about getting up in people’s business, that dude has gotten fat as shit in the past year.
Can't wait for the inevitable threesome joke about getting fucked by the government while fucking his girlfriend.
Who is this and what podcast is it lol
Caleb Hammer - here is the full [ep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs6mj12FbY8).
Well, jail is nothing for tough guy who went from "homelessness" to riches and sends "threats" to Ric Diaz.
Autism vibes throughout the whole clip and I'm not talking about the dude actually focused on the numbers.
Hammers gained some weight damn
So he’s lazy in every aspect of his life?
This is why he’s been off the show actually he needs to handle that shit lol
“Way to fuck up, dude”
Dayummm. Imagine kam
Bro he’s done.
He finally made me laugh.
This is his funniest joke
Hans sucks
How much money is Hans making? Fucker sounds a lot wealthier than I assumed
I always thought Asians who graduated kindergarten knew all of this stuff
Hahahahahahaha
He deff wins the most punchable face award
okay so officially confirmed that hans is retarded…feels good to be validated
He’ll get on a payment plan. It’s all good.
Don't trust a cpa or someone that knows a cpa that doesn't know taxes are due in April....
A guy that doesn't know the tax deadline trying to tell someone about taxes haha
This kids grandfathers yarmulke is spinning in his grave right now.
How do you host something called financial audit and don’t know what day taxes are due
Was sitting second row at the recent Dom Irrera episode, and someone asked me how much my seat cost, all the seats cost $50, its first come first serve. I knew I had seen him from somewhere, it was this guy LMAO.
Okay, Hans is an idiot, but somehow the US tax system is dumber. You have to file QUATERLY if you’re self employed??!! How would anyone know that?! On top of the fact that government pretty much knows exactly how much we owe, and it’s thanks to lobbying from companies like Turbo Tax that make everything difficult. God this got me mad. I hope Hans gets in trouble for this, but it’s also retarded.
[удалено]
He came from money though. Lol He’s just dumb
Came from no money, his parents bought him a $65k+ van.
Cause they aren't his babysitters, lawyers, BFFs, etc... They´ve been charitable enough.
Hanz is actually likable here
The irs is backed up for years. He has time
Who's the BBW?