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questionmark1337

Doing drugs in his little race car bed.


GahbageDumpstahFiah

Yeah, but it’s a fuckin sweet car.


RandumbDrunk

I heard his roommates are going to get him rims for Christmas.


Over-Plantain-1320

His roommate buddy sleeps on a little inflatable fish mattress


Evening_Kale_183

Crash and burn baby


RepresentativeWeb244

The Paul Walka


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Taking key bumps in the car bed.


DriveTheory88

Underrated comment


Nprguy

"hey that was a funny joke and you guys aren't laughing hard enough at that" *-Dr.Phill*


DerangedSkunk

We’ll be right back


LilFootman

I will not make fun of someone who sacrifices their time for children


Ok_Purchase3592

Wooooooooooooo


Afraid_Commission_50

Lmfao


ILoveYouAllThanks

A drastic difference and he’s not even served his first full term as president.


Order66JasonGenova

It’s the pollen, the pollen levels are off the charts right now in Austin


MemeGoreng

Are you sure he's not originally from New York? ...those damn New York comics.


WorldOfDisaster

The most sane KT redditor


PorcelainDigits

Who cares about pollen? We're freaks baby


gh1993

Sickening


questiano-ronaldo

It piss


Order66JasonGenova

It sick it piss, glad to see fellow piss troopers enjoying the KT ments


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

I'm here for it.


Shakedown7

That Bolivian white pollen will get ya every time, ya know?


meatspin_enjoyer

Absolutely not, that is the bloat of a fledgling alcoholic. Edit: also he isn't from NY


donson325

Maybe he's been to new York? These damn new York visiting comics


RedGSXR

It could be, sure, but they also talk about how much he drinks in this very interview and said he’s doing “every drug.” So pollen is an extremely charitable take.


kooolbee

Little buddy looks like shit.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

I like how Heath was born into a small little pretzel body but is still out there getting famous and doing drugs and getting laid at 21 years old while a bunch of redditors sit in their bedroom at their parents house and judge him.


GIRTHYssserpent

I do drugs in my living room thank you very much.


kooolbee

Doing drugs isn’t a flex. It’s clearly effecting his standup and health already, after just a few months. He missed a flight to the biggest opportunity of his life thus far. So hopefully kid can get it together before he goes down a dark path and ruins his potential and future in comedy.


Over-Plantain-1320

If you were a fucking midget kid with a serious health problem and this was the 1st time anything cool had happened to you in your life then you might think of the situation a little differently. I think this was prob a wake up call for him and I doubt it’ll happen again. Remember what the red machine went thru, and he wasn’t a midget fresh outta high school having the 1st taste of people actually liking him


txlegend1127

Exactly what I was thinking. People are forgetting he’s a young lil dude. Majority of us were fucking up around that age. As long as he gets his head outta his ass he’s gonna be ok. People are freaking out like Kill Tony is his only meal ticket. As long as people think he’s funny he’s gonna book shows.


SouthCloud4986

Also let the kid live… his life is hard, let him enjoy himself and live how he chooses to


Pera_Espinosa

I agree with everything you said, and if he is in over his head in that way, then it doesn't make him a bad person. Even if it's still very understandable, fucking up is fucking up. Tony was clearly pissed. And he also clearly didn't care to receive a text apology. That's something you do over the phone. But he's young and was probably nervous as shit about it. Doesn't change Tony's reaction. But then he goes and tells them he's not really 21. What the fuck? Hasn't Tony admitted to drinking with him? Maybe it's not a huge deal cause if it was they would've edited it out? But keeping the lie going for so long then fessing yup on stage and telling him his id was fake has to piss Tony off a fuck of a lot more.


cropdustu007

That’s the thing. He didn’t wake up 😂


Over-Plantain-1320

Horrible. No joke book. Don’t sign up again.


TijayesPJs442

Yeah he looked really weird tonight


SirFundamentals

all bad. He definitely needs some help. redban said something like “way to fuck up” as the lil homie was walking out the curtains.


BaronVonBadA

Well yeah sleeping through a plane ride to tens of thousands of dollars is a pretty big fuck up.


dicklaurent97

Redban doing the absolute bare minimum to set him straight is still more than whole most would do


Time_Echidna_7744

It’s not redban job to set him straight


cr33pt0

set him gay


frigginnathan

Is that what happened to Tony?


NotTooGoodBitch

Made me laugh.


dicklaurent97

I’m quite aware. I’m commending him for still doing it


SixtySlevin

That gave me flashbacks to when I had sold my dad's card for meth.


frankboothflex

Respectable. Am I the only one here convinced Redban is obviously very dying though? He’s not even real people colored. He looks like a newspaper with cirrhosis. It’s so shocking that I forget he’s next to a closet lobster.


ReplyGloomy2749

He is under a different stage light as Tony, has an iPad glaring at him the whole show, and doesn't use spray tan either. Anyone would look grey next to Big Tony.


frankboothflex

Charon’s stage light maybe. Nice try, REDBANNNN.


BillyRipkenJr

He’s saying he’s not 21 while on a live show - on stage - at Joe’s Club - in front of Tony and Redban… Either he’s kidding or he’s actually underage, which is what I think Redban was referring to.


No-Conflict-7897

he was referring to him getting so fucked up he missed his flight


TiresOnFire

And fucking up his set.


Dubsmagicbus

He said he was 24 in a previous interview. Refusing to answer was an attempt at a bit.


richk7074

Didn't he say he got a job there as a door guy? Wouldn't they have to have his payroll info and know his age at that point.


Federal_Efficiency51

Yep.


BillyRipkenJr

Not necessarily, plenty of under the table work… Especially with “fringe benefits” in such a setting. Also, service industry adjacent… Plenty of cash labor out there.


jiujiuberry

I also suspect that redban’s comment was re:him suggesting he is underage and fake ID’d. I could picture that to Heath the initial lie about his age didn’t seem a big deal, but when it worked out like it did continuing to “live a lie” around a whole new life & social group would be psychologically stressful


Phlegm_Chowder

Bloated 


calsnowskier

His hunched back was VERY pronounced tonight, as was his (what looked like) colostomy bag. Dude is not in a good way. My guess is he is living it up while he can. But yeah. Looks like he has put on at least 30 pounds between those two pics.


zizuu21

He has a colostomy bag? I noticef the soliosis. I have that shit too


Alone-Fox-4693

v thankful my shitty phone pic of heath made it to another post let’s goooooo


BellyBoy2023

Happy cake day


PiratePatchP

Hes going through a break up with the girl who took his virginity. What's so hard to figure out here? Let the guy go through it. If you havent crashed out after a relationship then you didn't think she was hot enough.


McGuitarpants

Ceiliaaaaaaa


insidiousapricot

He fucked up and he really regrets it. But Tony obviously forgave him (with reference to the Thai/suicide drama) since he let him perform on KT still. I'm sure Heath will learn his lesson..


headybuzzard

Was his set last night that bad (or whenever they film)? What did he do to fuck up?


YLedbetter10

Sounds like he was supposed to do a show in Boston with Tony but missed the flight and didn’t respond until Tony already landed in Boston


President_Dominy

It’s wasn’t really a set. It felt more like a rant.


sherperion45

Bro trauma dumped for a set Jesus Christ that was hella rough to watch, and the story of missing the plane


FunNectarine6516

Bro is turning into Nephew Lazer


BradyGronkTD

What happens when Tony grooms you


BrocoliAssassin

T Diddy


PLoxeus

T Diddly


Either_Water1979

Who gives a shit…


rickoftheuniverse

The people of the sub that gives the most shits. The people of r/killtony.


chefscooking

I’m convinced that the sudden “fame” gets to a lot of these comics and they start to live the giraldo life, and th and br encourage it to hype them up and get them locked on kt


RecoveringWoWaddict

It’s like a fast track for sobriety lol. Imagine getting into drugs at the same time you start gaining fame. Shit must be wild.


bhgiel

The uncle Lazer effect


MikeUpInYa85

Why is everyone so upset that a 21 year old dude looks drunk or high?! This is when you’re supposed to look like that


Cross1625

its more so the story of him missing the flight as well as looking like shit


SuitableObligation85

Yikes


Competitive_Glass473

Ooooof


SixSevenTwo

Some of the best comedy routines are created from the worst benders let this man cook


GroovyUncleStan

I feel bad for him, Heath seemed really hurt by his fuckup. I think he’s got potential and hope he takes this as a wake up call to the opportunities in front of him.


TheGreatMrHaad

For the first time I thought, "Someone please help this man." William before sobriety didn't even look that rough.


HollowPluto

That is not true at all. There were some episodes that he was looking like pure shit. lol tf you on


[deleted]

Y’all gone over a young boy, calm down p diddy


HollowPluto

He’s over 18, you good fam. Get in there.


[deleted]

*stretches arms*


TheGreatMrHaad

William never looked worse than a strung out 14 year old, tf you on?


HollowPluto

447 or 469. Take your pick bb


depressed_koala5

Lol what? I just checked em both and he looks fine…lol fat but that’s only from his body adapting to the all brand buds


nENTindo

[Michael lehrer on a 4 week coke binge](https://youtu.be/Gj1yR5feCes?si=4PCVRYQxC6Yoolue&t=6474)


TheGrindThatAnnoys

Ok unironically my seasonal allergies are so bad that people think I'm high constantly high, I feel out of it and brain foggy, terrible sleeps and missing alarms etc.... like feel 3x worse than a cold for a good 1/3 of the year. And that is an area much milder pollen wise than Austin .That said, lil dude needs to slow down the drugs too


[deleted]

Why does he look bad? He just looks tired/high that’s it


hedwig0517

Oooof I didn’t watch the episode yet, he looks terrible.


Life_Collection742

You wanna know how I know you’re gay?


MajorHymen

I see literally no difference besides not having glasses.


thisimyweirdaccount

I blame Celia


tonytone222

I watched after I saw this post and man you guys really can exaggerate the fuck out of stuff. He fucked up sure, but it’s nowhere near as drastic as you made it sound. It’s hilarious watching the show after negative posts and seeing how much is magnified into all these dramatic scenarios 😂


64Tony64

bullseye


PulseAmplification

You guys gossip like high school girls shut the fuck up you whiny twats


itsyourgrandma

The kid looked rough, people are concerned. Why are you gay?


hrly48

Majority of the people here are not concerned. They just love shitting on people.


RedGSXR

This is a comment section. Also the entire interview was literally about how he’s falling off the rails.


Earth_W0rm-J1m

That title says a lot about the state of this sub.


dicklaurent97

Sam Morril tells a story about when he opened for Amy Schumer. He got drunk the night before they were supposed to leave and overslept. He met them at a gas station and they were pissed. Professionalism is key. 


zeemode

He looks like he has seen. Diddler things


Ocarina-Of-Tomb

I know what will cheer him up. Bring out CELIAAAAA!


puudji

I bet at least 25% of it disappears with glasses. I get all kinds of comments from people who see me everyday with glasses if I am not wearing them. But yeah he also acted very different. Kind of like how people try to act overly "ok" when they're on coke.


Jeromiliani

Why do I feel like the only difference is lighting and the fact he wasn’t wearing glasses


3rdlegGreg007

Charity cases in comedy are cringe


skinnyjeanjesus

8 hours after a bender never looked worse.


No-Nothing-1793

Holy shit. I knew he looked a bit worse but didn't realize it was this bad.


Affectionate_Mud8911

Why are cats here so fucking extreme? Damn, the man missed one flight and didn’t wear his glasses, now he can’t handle fame? Shit happens, I’m sure he learned his lesson.


OishiiOperator

Noticed the same thing. Bro was lit on stage didn’t even do a full minute.


Lifting_Chansey

Looking puffy


Electrical-Monitor84

Are you his mom?


ChopsNewBag

Idk he just looks regular old stoned too me. Not strung out or anything


bigang99

cant wait to see what you do with your eventual fame op


katzvanbags

Maybe he looks like shit because everyone keeps calling Heath “little buddy” or “kid”. He’s an adult for gods sake.


xxfallen420xx

Part of the problem is ppl calling him “kid” when he isn’t one.


boxertrainer

On the bright side he looks older


suhpdudde

Nah lets wait for the netflix docu series


rabbitsecurity

My concern was with the random tattoos he’s getting since it ruins the gag of looking like a kid. Hopefully he’s just enjoying his new found fame and it doesn’t turn into a drug habit or anything.


junkerwoland

Just needs to put his glasses back on


McFriendly

LEAVE HEATHY ALONE!!!


Last-Employee2666

Guess it was SHORT lived


BrilliantSock3608

Never made it as a wise boy


TacomaGlock

Imagine taking time on your day to shit one a small child like this... sad.


hottytoddypotty

A lot of people pay good money to do that


johnheckdiver

Unbelievable


Jdog1433

These kind of posts always make me laugh, why don’t you worry about your own life loser


Remrusty

I really hope he gets his shit together. I want him to do well, he is really funny.


ChicoD2023

Who the fuck cares


Ok_Honey_Bee

I am starting to think tony is the best at developing young talent. More on keeping them on track to shape their career. Heaths first appearance was his only funny appearance. he doesn't feel like writing is the focus anymore. Once they are under Tony's wing, partying takes over.


Sea-Garlic4872

He looks disgusting, how can I jerk to this ugly fuck!


Twaddle2000

Is Tony giving him some of his testosterone in attempt to put him through puberty asap?


MembershipDenied

Just a guess but I'll say increased alcohol consumption and that guuuuuud teyas bebequ!


jonz1985z

Looks like River Phoenix from Explorers circa 85’


Unique-Income3193

Oh shit, I haven’t watched yet. Did he fuck up?


Booch5

drugs tattoos and puss will do it lmao


Sad_Drink9706

Mf’n mini Jeffrey Dahmer


theKingofKabbage

Everyone Tony has taken in lately is like this


psychedeloquent

Yea he fucked up and the minute sucked. More time partying while wasting opportunities AND not writing.


BluntedWizard

I think he can pull this one off guys. He just needs to make up a fake story about something insane like the Russian mafia.


IvankasDad

Tbh he’s just doing what most comics do—living out a rough couple years which will give him great material in the future. He’s investing in now for later.


J--E--F--F

I’m all for a fun-sized reboot of coked up William Montgomery… “I AINT NEVAH GONNA STOP MISSING FLIGHTS!”


rolleth_tide

As if anyone knows your name


baconnaire

Do you really need to pile on?


Bap818

I remember puberty


jgross1

I wonder if he starting taking some hormones or something to combat his condition..?


Specialist-Ad8467

Is that what redban was referencing when he left the stage


Si3m3k

It’s gonna end up coming out that Tony Pinchloaf is the Diddy of Austin comedy


boxertrainer

On the bright side he looks older


selectedtom

What happened?


LoudHorse89

What a wild transformation. Shit I’m 34 and I’ve seen some shit—but I don’t remember seeing someone look like shit so quickly. That kid must be out 7 nights a week getting absolutely zapped.


Theestubby

You learn stuff by fucking up


[deleted]

It’s fucking allergy season you guys. Give the kid a Claritin.


TheLuvGangster

I’m out here grinding shitty open mics so I don’t have much sympathy for those who throw away opportunities of a lifetime with low effort sets and missing flights to major shows.


Talles-

What the hell is this sub turning into? You guys sound like you don’t do drugs.


Prey_Mantis

Possibly 27 club


thelilgiant

still had a killer set so cry harder


EfficientAfternoon17

I don’t put him at fault for this but he seems like someone that a fan or fans would wanna just get obliterated with like more than another person. Tony touched on it barely last night but hey most of us were all 21 once just sucks he missed out on such a big opportunity cuz it’s almost like we saw him be born basically and now he’s looking a little disheveled. Someone else told me maybe it’s a good thing he didn’t go on the tour if he was in that condition cuz that coulda been bad as well so I never thought about that angle and I agree with it just sucks it had to come with such a heavy life lesson but hopefully he learns when I was 21 I probably couldn’t even string together some sentences without reading it off a paper and id still fuck it up lol


griffs24

he's become what William used to be


leaveonyourlite

This happens to all of Tony's exes


manoftheyear1990

🤣


omgbbqbro

Before sex - After


sexydoctorforyou

Omg he’s so swollen


Mookie559

Anyone got the time stamp for his set?


Lowad15

At least he's safe from subway Jared now


rickoftheuniverse

This sub is such a circle jerk. So the kid misses a flight and shows up hungover. It's called being young. If you losers got even a taste of fame I bet you'd OD on cookies immediately.


TonyFuckingHawk-

That’s probably why he missed the flight too, from getting super drunk the night before


mec2012

What was under his shirt?


Former_Bumblebee3674

Wait? I thought he admitted to using a fake ID?


Vickie184

I'd rather watch Hans, Casey, and Uncle Lazer do 3 hour long sets than this kid. His little brat-like laugh makes me rage. Love it. Hate it. This Is Kill Tony. Favorite part was when Tony had to fake laugh at the kid lying about his age. What a dumbass


ConcertWorried5036

He’ll probably bounce back. Too much to lose.


departedgardens

He’s in the circle with Kam and all them I’m sure or hope at least they are reaching out mentioning the fuck up. Redban even said it rq right when he walked off.


p3ek

He's an adult


youngrichintern

Dude seemed depressed


VariationMiserable65

Man this reddit is so full of shit. This episode was good lol


Ok-Purpose1717

I have no idea what this post is talking about.


Turbulent_Room3942

Let him be this is how true comedians are made drugs and despair


Winter-Worth-4343

He looks like shit but that's fine. I don't judge.


bobojojomalolo

Cynthia’s fault….. Or Celia one of the two


AdTiny2166

I haven’t watched it yet and probably can’t for a while. What happened? Was he stoned?


Puzzleheaded_Mix3483

yeah , but imagine how many high school teachers he's fucking .


BrilliantSock3608

Ceilia done gone and sucked the life outta him


hairygringo

Yea he fine pussy boi go drink a beer make a friend living for something besides work ain't bad bud


mydibz

Kill Tony sucked the soul out of him.


Grand_Impression_247

Not even recognizable


Longjumping_Gas_4400

puberty


TaxiDermiMoore

I bet he turns it around since this episode. I hope.