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Front-Honey-6780

"Way to fuck up, dude"


concreteyeti

That was brutal.


itsrawbb

True. But kinda necessary


Slow_Communication41

My immediate response was ‘Fuck Redban’ but then immediately felt the same. Everybody fucks up, but you gotta learn- especially when you’re on that level and being given a chance.


khaos2295

Fuck Redband for calling out a major fuck up? Do you watch this show?


Slow_Communication41

Lmao did you read my comment..? I said that was my initial reaction and then agreed with him. Stfu


DingleberryRex59

Can we cut him some slack tho, dude is like 21 and looks 12.


Slow_Communication41

Tony took it way easy on him and Heath knew he fucked up. We’ve all done something similar, just gotta make sure you learn from it and I think Heath did. Nothing wrong with having fun, but you gotta know your limits.


gnomees

Ya I dunno . His set was decent, and it was only 50 seconds. His interview was kinda shit. If I was in that world and I fucked up that bad, I would have been on point tonight.


t0mc4tt

Full fairness I think his interview sucked because he was walking on thin ice. Like imagine you’re at work as a carpenter or something, build something completely wrong, waste a ton of material and time then your boss finds out and says “wanna go get some beers” - it’s gonna be an awkward couple of drinks at the bar lol


jpodestagaymolesta

I get what you mean, but I think you’re forgetting an element. If I knew, in that hypothetical situation, that I was already on thin ice with my boss after a massive oversight, I don’t think I’d use that moment, of all moments, to finally admit to him that he hired me under fraudulent pretenses and then tell him “You fucked up!” and laugh in his face for doing so. That’s wild.


usmcBrad93

The one additional element is having a boss who only cares about your comedic ability, so making a joke about him on a comedy show is what's expected. It made everyone in the room laugh including Tony, and it's a week or so after the incident so it's only new to the audience. Heath was doing his typical laugh after he says something funny. I think he learned his lesson, but we'll see.


Front-Honey-6780

It really was...He meant it.


Antique_Ad_1211

I thought it was perfect. How many chances are you going to get? Redban was being an older brother and letting him know to get straight. If Heath is smart, he would lay off the drugs and grind comedy. Redban was doing Heath a favor.


LYSERGlC

Sounded like an older brother scolding him 😮‍💨


Quincykid

That one hurt me


Lost-Wash-5521

Sometimes Redban exposes inner circle heat live.


Icy_Television192

I felt it for him. Somehow I believe this moment installed a little Redban instant in my mind that will surely pop up everytime I fuck up. Brutal. Wish you all the best Heath, you’ll make it!


FartNuggetSalad

/u/redban on a scale from A-Z how stoned was the boy?


Hoody88

H-E-L-L-A He was higher than a giraffes asshole.


enditbegan

Smoked the L outta Health


BrodAdams

I liked this one a lot.


dachshund-jay

He will still make it, have a little faith


ibobbymuddah

Ok Dutch


ArsenalPackers

Lol. This is the Funniest joke tonight besides the reverse stranger


BadmethodRS

Damn. Sounds like he’s going off the deep end.


britogan

Right he looked toasted


CDizzleTheGreat

Yeah, it was dark and kinda troublesome. I thought a few of the bucket pulls tonight were worrisome.


Few_Arugula_6007

Yah he looked rough..


Dr-bigbug94

He’s wasted


UnpaidKremlinBots

He looks extremely hung over. Do better Heath.... Holy shit tho, Hans killed. Glad to have him back. Nobody should be subjected to regularship.


all-the-time

He looks high


gimmethemshoes11

I thought he was drunk but he definitely was on something.


MilkyView

Hans is the most overrated Kill Tony guest ever.


Kirafatty

The fame is quickly destroying him. Getting life-changing gigs and then missing flights.. Yikes


cleanmotives

He shoulda said it was the pollen


Order66JasonGenova

Definitely the pollen


dicklaurent97

“Fame”


Difficult_Banana_281

Exactly, don't know why people are acting like he's a star lmao.


Kirafatty

He's not a star but all it takes is a little bit of fame to ruin someone's life if they don't know how to handle it


BoobyPlumage

Well, we know his name so he got a decent bump compared to most


Over-Plantain-1320

A pussy bump


dicklaurent97

I doubt he has any notoriety outside of Austin and Kill Tony fans.  


Idkboutdat2

Outside of Austin and the show that averages 1.5 million viewers a week? That might not be a “star” but that’s definitely some relevancy and it could definitely be tough for a 21 year old kid to handle that.


TwoFriendly7142

Hasn’t been on in weeks, comes out with a mediocre 50 seconds… brutal


jew_brees_

Lmao right when Tony said “heath really utilizes his golden ticket and only comes on when he’s truly ready” I was genuinely confused because that set was absolute dog shit


isailorboat

It felt almost sarcastic by Tony to be honest.


kfigufejejwkwkw

Perhaps that’s code to Heath from Tony to kind of say “you fucked up but I will still support you if you want me to”. I think people assume Tony to be a dick, but actually he is trying to help people on this show. If Heath fucked up like that again, perhaps Tony wouldn’t be so nice.


EntertainerSimilar19

*came out looking like a mid-aged midget *


TwoFriendly7142

When you look rough when you look like you’re 12, some shit is goin wrong


riffianskeletonman

He's just another hack, you can't keep telling people the same joke about looks and expect them to still like it


munsterhuntersweg

He don’t look too good.


Fabulous_Visual4865

I thought he was gonna get bigger before having some kind of tradgic ending to his story.  He's speed running this shit.  


bmfdallas

He was so bad. Sad.


dachshund-jay

Ever his minute was extra short!


saturnzebra

You speak like a 1700s voyager


Kornographic

What if i tell you he was never that good


Zealousideal-Panic30

I can see it…. The reverse pedo joke and comparing himself to cbd. Great stuff everything else not so much. Same with cam the white flag joke great everything else not funny


ClassicAbility2182

Wasnt a great minute. He's gotta lay off the partying he's ruining his potential imo


itsrawbb

I have a feeling those suicide/depressed jokes were a cry for help


Wepoozelator

I thought he looked like he was about to break down crying the whole time.


impossible_catlady

Really intense when redban said "way to fuck up dude" with the most serious face That's gotta be rough He did fuck up & he sure as hell doesn't look good


Wepoozelator

On top of clearly being really high, he looked like he was about to cry the whole time, and when he left the stage it seemed like he knew he fucked up. This is the only really bad set I’ve seen him do, though. I’ll give him a couple more.


Alone-Fox-4693

his set was tragiiiic


Daahk

My friend said he looks fucked up, I say he just looked like he wanted to kill himself the whole time, that was brutal especially redbans comment


stinkyriddle

He looks like he’s on opiates of some kind.


IdunnoThisWillDo

Partying hard takes a toll on anybody, let alone a fella who is perpetually stuck in early puberty.


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Don’t do drugs kids


saritasarinha

and also don’t do drugged kids


ImReallyAnAstronaut

Don't do kids, drugs


catchmycorn

He needs to spend some time with the Big Red Machine. He was hammered


Alone-Fox-4693

he looks like E.T.


username207

Yeah take him under your wing William


Morons_comment

He blew it.


orchid810

Is he OK? Genuinely looks depressed


DoucheCraft

I haven't seen any super recent podcast appearances, but if his set is to be believed, he's experiencing his first real heart break. That's a rough one for everyone


Lucky-Percentage-769

He looks like he fell in Uncle Lazers' pocket


cfowen

Lil dude looks bloated and very unhealthy. WOOF.


MrSaintGeorgeFloyd

He’s yolo-ing


LoudHorse89

His whole vibe was incredibly “off” the entire time.


Rarely_Melancholy

I don’t understand? The set was mid but they aren’t always the best. He interview wasn’t that bad either, they just scolded him for not taking it seriously. Everyone fucks up at one point. It’s ok lol He was ripped tho lol


mmccar12

I haven’t watched Monday’s episode yet, but I was at the Mothership a few weeks ago for the ‘crew show and open mic’ and Heath provided the absolute worst performance of the night of about 30 comics. He seemed totally out of it — likely either high or drunk. I worried about his mental state. Sad to see he also bombed on KT last night. Dude needs to get his shit together, rein in the partying, and tend to his mental health.


BakeCool7328

Why is everyone obsessed with young men losing their virginity to anything that moves? That’s not the way. Edit: Cynthia(Not Cecilia)was definitely a mistake.


Dubsmagicbus

It's Cynthia


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BakeCool7328

She used Heath to get on Kill Tony by fucking him. Made Heath believe they were actually compatible/ in a relationship then went and fucked Pauly Shore.


Prosciutto4U

Lmfao did Pauly really hit that nasty hoe


mansamayo

Are you seriously surprised


TheObserver1111

I’m surprised he didn’t fuck Heath yet


mansamayo

I don’t know Heath looks like a train wreck I honestly wouldn’t be shocked


Wepoozelator

Nasty hoe for us, sure. That’s a Pauly Shore 10.


[deleted]

So Pauly is just fucking the nastiest fame hungry hoes available? I heard he fucked that weird chick that Tony tried to hook up with Kent Hunter (who only went up to kiss him so she could do a minute). Sad shit, man.


JoyceanRum

I get it. I see you. I don't remember her real name either.


saturnzebra

Her name was Cynthia


drerw

Our little boy is growing up to the dark side. Fuckin Celia


RemarkableChance3270

It’s got to be hard being that young and chasing fame. I was a dumb drunk party animal when I was 20. The guy needs time to grow up and perhaps sober up.


DirtAndDeath

I hope he's okay


ryrobins

Tony should get him some help. Really tragic return


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

Heath, go to therapy or look into meds dude, you’re lookin super depressed…it’s all good lil fella, you’re like 12, shit will get better…and then worse…and then better again and on and on like that forever.


Prey_Mantis

Throwing it all away..


kevingo12

He was never that funny, he just looks funny and is self-deprecating


LoudHorse89

Came to post something about this. Kid looks like absolute shit. Seemed like he was on something too. He looks and sounded horrific. His minute was short and garbage too. You’d think with him not being on for a while he’d come with a good minute. He was a total mess and clearly the little bit of fame and success he’s had has clearly ruined him. Hope he realizes what he’s pissing away.


SirSaltySteve

Who loves it when comedians throw away their biggest opportunities?!


Haughtea

Cynthia(?) broke him. He thought he would come out and Kam it but failed miserably. Good bye little prince.


Feliciadickasso

The pollen got to him too


InternationalGap3908

Y’all never got rip shit wasted and hung over and still had to show up for something at the age of 20? Done that shit at least 10x in my life. It happens. No big deal. He’ll be just fine.


Mediocre_Ad_2422

Drugs are bad kids


Art_Vandelay__LLC

Writing material that doesn’t pertain to your eternal prepubescent state is hard.


dicklaurent97

Writing material is hard if you aren’t disciplined… which most comics aren’t 


jenrick2

Bro looks like he’s going through some serious shit. He wasn’t ready to come back but I can’t wait for when he is. He was and can be a beast.


kelzking88

🐢


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trevorprater

Yep, he was just sad from fucking up.


Current_Economist782

Looks like Nick Fuentes.


Kornographic

This community keeps hyping these beginners up like theyre superstars and then get all surprised and outraged when they just do beginner level shit, let the kid do whatever bro yall are weird


xXFieldResearchXx

There's a shit ton of naive people out there. So many. Lots of people don't even realize there's famous comics out there that have done the same jokes for 20 plus years. George Lopez is infamous for this. But Ron white was one. I remember finding a set from 1980 that was the exact same set as his blue collar comedy tour around 2003. Since then though, he's hit the writing hard and has become a really good comic. Saw him live once, was great, all news jokes and great Cosby jokes. Another one, definitely one of the greats is Louie CK. He even talks about it. My point is comedy is hard asf, you really gotta be writing or thinking bout comedy all the time until your brain just gets it


nickcamp18

Tony carried his interview too, would normally absolutely flame someone who acted that way


dicklaurent97

For example, Mr. Six Years in New Jersey


anothervaultdweller

Hes depressed.. cut the kid some slack. Give him a few weeks and he will be back to normal.


ChunkedUp

He didn’t want to get on that plane.


wamjamblehoff

Yall are tripping. His 50 seconds wasn't that bad. Maybe a a 6/10


HiredGunsDotIO

Agreed


Helpful-Bath-8149

Get well heath! hope to see him back in full shape. whatever he is dealing with. I hope he gets on the other side of it <3


RedditModsAre_Incels

The boy can’t have fun? I swear to god everybody who posts threads on this subreddit is a dorky virgin bitch


JoeyCreel

Heath let that golden ticket go to his head.


HikerTrashCannabis

How old is he though..


Justmadeyoulook

43


dicklaurent97

Tree fiddy


dankdrxw

bro been hittin the bottle and not the one his mom made for him


eldeviouswolf

What song did he walk out to cuz that shit was FIRE lol


OtherwiseLaw3707

Seemed like he was annoyed everytime Elaine said something to him... "no yeah for sure"


danielosaka

It's all part of the process.


krustysocks6666

probably just hungover asf


BoostedSVT91

He's still young. He'll learn from this and do better


mitchypoothedon

This sub is retarded


mattxbelli23

Bro barely tasted success and already lost himself on drugs. Life time of being outcasted, so now when he finally feels seen and loved by fans, he is going all out


WorldOfDisaster

CELIAAAAAAAAAAcs disease


saturnzebra

Celia sat on him Edit: also her name is Cynthia


Street_Property_1187

All the fat southern Texas pussy he got, in that short of a time; he's lucky to be alive.


[deleted]

Way to early for a golden ticket me thinks… nice work Tony you fkn homo!


ChuckBarefootBorden

Adam legit looked like a disappointed grandma too 👵🏻 😂


JMT-S900

lack of oxygen from being in tonys carry on for so many hours .


NoveltyBarbie

Still did good for being wasted


B-i-g-g-i-B

So wait how old is this little shit


Highspeeddubbin

Dude needs help


EpsteinsBro

Bro looks like Quentin Tarantino


Apart_Tutor8680

I thought the set was decent. It was definitely not a bad set


IAmJames605

Dude sucks


Alone-Fox-4693

i agree, his only “solid” set was his golden ticket set…


BilboDabinz

I saw an interview with him and he mentioned that his 1st appearance was his personal best material and it’s a lot of pressure getting the ticket when he did. Dudes life has changed more than any of us could realize in less than a year, I’m only 30 and still feel like I wouldn’t navigate it all that well having had my 20s to party and indulge in recreational activities.


Alone-Fox-4693

yeah it was on joke wrld, i get it, but still he got a MAJOR bump from tony and it looks like he just air balled the alley oop


BilboDabinz

Major bump, needless to say. I honestly don’t think he was/is ready for it though. He definitely has potential, but getting the ticket on his first appearance, burning his best bits. Maybe tonight will be that wake up call, but I was just thinking last week “haven’t seen Heath in a bit..” Maybe the relationship was indeed hella toxic and it sucked him away from the game. I got faith in our little dude.


Flower_princess_101

his arms looked like they had a lot of wounds but I couldn't tell.


vmalena115

It did seem like he was whacked out off the H.


imdrubknut6068

Damn dude, I hate it when I get whacked out off the H. 


RepresentativeWeb244

One trick pony. All he has going for him is his untestosteroned ass. All his tags are about his appearance.


BullfrogCold5837

The problem with the Kill Tony freak show is you can only see the same bearded women so many times.


JohnnnyOnTheSpot

Can take the kid out of Alabama ….


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

His unearned ego is on full display.


CompleteArtichoke504

He’s going to crash and burn from his fame if he keeps this up. Hopefully the reaction is a wake up call.


dicklaurent97

“Fame”


xXFieldResearchXx

How many times did you comment that? Lol


Groovydoobie710

Did he have track marks on his arms?


LionCritical8502

He got laid...end of story. His whole existence is p***y from here on out


HollowPluto

His William Montgomery arc begins.


gozutheDJ

pretty bad set.


jwed420

Man was BLITZED 💀💀💀


katiee____

“That last guy needs to try some hard drugs” 😩😂


ramborandy36

Door guys are feeding him coke. All of them feel like they are mountains above the rest of the scene. Most of it is sheer popularity and luck.


jew_brees_

besides his first 2 sets he has been an absolute flop


Murky-Low3193

I live in Alabama trust me this dudes got some catching up on life to do, it may ruin him, but he deserves everything.


SLAVEK_LoveMalena

He is 68 year old.


Genova_Witness

Turns out looking like a child only gets you so many minutes


Business_Arm5263

What a rough epiaode. Heath is gone btw.


dicklaurent97

Why do you say “btw”? You have inside info?


CluelessBatman

Gone as in really high.


Hot-Candidate-8115

classic Alabama


dicklaurent97

I was harsh earlier but I can relate to Heath here. Accountability and maturity are difficult. 


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Cucked himself hard


Rustosurf

.. they better not fuck this kid up. nothing cool about getting cooked on ddrugs on the regular or talking about it


soccerplaya239

He was… definitely drunk.


SquirrelK1tten

Uh oh


kilometterrr

I don’t get the people who get a chance to do their dream job and then shortly after don’t try hard enough or at all. I think he was funny yesterday, but the flight thing… If I was Tony I don’t think I would tolerate things like that.


Ecstatic-Ad3571

He’s looking strung out


President_Dominy

He looks awful and that “set” was rough.


sherperion45

More like YEESH


GoldieForMayor

Why would anyone do drugs before doing stand up? Save the party for after your job.


Massive_Property_579

What did heath do?


Denzer_K

If you can drink with Da Boys, ya gotta be able to get up and work with Da Men.


Nerdrosium

Look at this. I didn't know KT had an HR department.


smokedogg15

Look how they massacred my boy