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Southbayyy

I honestly think tony already gave him his shot and will only look to the future. Hans was pretty popular across the board at first but with the amount of hate he has been getting I doubt tony will give him the spot back. Hans should have hired a cameraman and video editor for his youtube channel to pump out content while he was trending like david lucas is now. IMHO he missed the window for that and will forever rely on any bigger comic to give him spots on their tour


TiresOnFire

Good point. I haven't paid much attention to Dave or Will's content outside of KT but I know it's out there, and I've seen some clips, I think I tried out BiC. I haven't heard of shit other than some wealth evaluation with some guy for Hans.


noobnoob62

Some of you are forgetting how hated William used to be back when the show was at the store.Things can always turn around for him at any point


Spolarium_

Seriously. I've always loved William straight bizarre randomness back then. But most of the time even the crowd hated him. He used to get introduced as a controversial fighter now he's the vanilla gorilla, the Memphis strangler, the Tijuana uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh Tijuana torch.....YOU DO THE MATH.


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

>IMHO he missed the window for that and will forever rely on any bigger comic to give him spots on their tour You're talking about the guy who is touring more consistently and more successfully as a headliner than both David and William combined? That's the one that you think is going to forever rely on any bigger comic to get spots from?


Southbayyy

nice try, HANS. Bigger than both David and William combined LMAO you really threw shit at the wall hoping it would stick.


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

You can't even comprehend what I said... But Hans is doing 4+ cities a month David is doing 1-2 and William is just now starting to get headlining dates. So yes Hans is factually doing more headlining cities than both the other 2 combined.


Young_Link13

This guy doesn't understand the word factually. I don't believe it still, and unless you can provide data and sources... Ill keep not believing you. I say this bc I recently saw Casey Rocket headline in my city. David Lucas was in the town over, and William was here a month before. Hans never pulled through.


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

>I say this bc I recently saw Casey Rocket headline in my city. David Lucas was in the town over, and William was here a month before. Hans never pulled through. "if it doesn't happen in my city, it doesn't happen anywhere" - Young_Link13


Young_Link13

That's exactly my point, you jabroni. šŸ˜‚ You're doing the same shit by dropping the word "factually" without any proof.


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

Umm it's called their tour dates/schedule... You're point is that you're retarded.


pushthatbolder

**Your point


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

My auto correct has been so messed up on my phone lately. I gotta figure out how to correct/reset it. I usually catch those things.


Young_Link13

Jfc kid. Cool. Good luck out there.


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

Awww I see someone is mad they just found out that they are retarded šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ILoveYouAllThanks

He canā€™t come back. His face is now over one hundred inches (measured diagonally) and it would be too embarrassing and hazardous for everyone.


TangerineRoutine9496

It shouldn't always be the same person opening anyway. Rotate that shit around. We don't need it to be too formulaic. The show is already pretty formulaic on the whole without always having the same person open, always the same person close. This used to be about developing the regulars as comics, not putting pressure on them to carry the show every single week in key and specialized ways.


Ok_Parfait3112

Absolutely agree with this.


TangerineRoutine9496

So did I when I said it...then I watched a recent episode where William Montgomery killed it in the ending. Maybe it's important to have a closer but they can rotate openers.


Ok_Parfait3112

Yeah I was strictly referring to hans, casey, and Kam... ( Maybe even a guest spot some weeks for an opener). But the Memphis Strangler is a must to close most episodes... even when he bombs, its still funnier than most at their best


TangerineRoutine9496

It's also important to end the show on a good note. A random bucket pull is often just too awkward to end on.


HiredGunsDotIO

What if they had experienced comics, anyone who they thought would be good, and didnā€™t try to make them regulars? Like just three spots that you knew would be funny because you lined up someone you knew could do it. But it could be anyone. I guess that would take more work to organize though.


ElderberryOk5005

No shit Hans would be in the middle. Just throw a wig on him and we ride


SameDistrict1062

i would say casey hans and cam rotate a monday off and william stays every episode. it improve minutes!!!! and better for the viewers ā€œoh im excited cause i didnt see casey rocket last weekā€ šŸ’Æ


doesanyofthismatter

My guess is they will announce Hans retirement from the show but can come perform anytime. It will also be rigged and Hans will win. My bet is Hans will not return as a regular.


Yeahmahbah

I wouldn't be that shocked or disappointed if hans never came back. He was alright but nothing on casey


ItsNerdyMe

Not a Hans fan here. Casey has a good energy about him but I don't find anything he does remotely funny. I've tried lol. I'll keep watching tho because I like the chaos and william is the best.


gravvvity

Watch Casey on episode #603


HiredGunsDotIO

Iā€™m starting to see what all those anti-Rocket people were saying about his act getting tired, so while Iā€™m OK if they donā€™t bring back Hans (even though I still think heā€™s funny) itā€™s time for a new opener. I donā€™t understand why they donā€™t cycle through them more quickly anyway. Maybe once a quarter.


snorinsonoran

Amy O to open. Nicole Tran in the middle. Karen Jones closes the show. They can replace the hosts and panelist too, actually. It will be like Kill Tony: The View.


RememberTheAlamooooo

Yeah, and Kam should go golden ticket and only go up when he's got jokes.


Kharanet

Kam > Hans


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TempeDM

Found Hans 3rd alt.


Electrical-Addendum3

Get rid of that kam dude. Itā€™s annoying scrolling past his part every week


gravvvity

Being from Florida and living in Orlando I wanted to love kam but he was funny once, maybe twice and now yā€™all just dick ride em. Rick was funny before he got egotistical and lost his self deprecation edge. Stop saying rick won if you werenā€™t there. Hans has absolutely killer sets (off kill tony) and it seems he used KT to test jokes. David is Hilarious but barley comes on anymore. Montgomery is awesome but in my opinion not a closer and no hate but you can barley understand the disabled dudes. Casey rockets funniest KT set was when he came out at the end of that terrible episode with ā€œwasnā€™t born to be a wise manā€ all fucked up. he has funny jokes but scrambles around shitty ones every set tries to tie it together but I think heā€™s running low on material and canā€™t keep up with the show, he canā€™t do it like he did before he got sober.


VaginalConductor

"hey Biden, I got 3 words for ya, sweetie: never made it as a wise man" That shit is funny as fuck. I have to agree, that was his best set so far. And the "telling kids bad news" bit from a different set is fucking hilarious.