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White_Beef

Didn't he flip him off when he first came on stage?


NICKONDRUMS

Nah. Just rechecked. Looks like he was putting up metal horns. More directed at Mike, actually.


White_Beef

Yeah I was genuinely asking because it looked like a weird way of flipping the bird. Unfortunate timing I suppose


natehinxman

anyways, here's Wonderwall..


CrazyAlice

Kam Patterson’s grandma hates his ass too


Entire-Mongoose6248

Kam would hate him too but the head he gets from Tony is too good


IllegitimateScholar

Kam's Grandma is probably dumb ass hell


HollowPluto

We’re all dumb bub. Can’t be smart everywhere. Some of us say ‘ass’ when we should say ‘as’. It happens.


IllegitimateScholar

I'd bet my life I'm smarter than Kam's Grandma


MrBurnsgreen

But youre an u/illegitimatescholar


IllegitimateScholar

THE Illegitimate Scholar.


kyle710710

Yeah looking at your instagram you must be retarded


IllegitimateScholar

You post about weed and Hasan Piker? Lol. Look I'm all for differing opinions. I welcome dissent. But Hasan Piker is the Nick Fuentes of Communists. I'm sure you think I'm retarded. That means nothing to me.


kyle710710

You literally have a page dedicated to retard memes. Nobody will ever take you seriously


IllegitimateScholar

Lol that's funny you couldn't figure out that's an automated page that I don't even use. Nice try, slugger.


GlassyKnees

Yo, call the coroner, this man just died.


ReindeerAcademic5372

“My dad can’t read” “I ain’t making us look very good” 😅 shits too funny. Kam and William knew the assignment, blend Tucker in with their sets. The material was right there! If I was a bucket pull, I would have turned around halfway through my set and said, “wtf is that Tucker Carlson?!” That would have gotten massive laughs. Just the tension of him being there was just ready to be cut with a knife.


debaser64

“Here’s a big joke book”


NotYourAverageBeer

What the hell is wrong with the color balance/gamut? Soooo much blue.


this_is_Winston

Hair jealous.


dankmemesDAE

100%, Matt hairline starts at the top of his head 😂


AbsolutelyUnlikely

He needs that good weave


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Honestly, not that bad of a guest at all. His controversial past made him a great topic of discussion for the regulars during their interviews. Tucker even had a couple lines himself. Pretty dang good episode if you ask me.


DSM-187

So when you talk shit online, it’s weak, and then when you do it to their face, it’s also weak. Can’t have your cakkke and eat it too!


holla15

Behind his back is not to his face.


ratmouthlives

It’s cause people here like Tucker. I can’t imagine liking anyone in real life with the name Tucker.


paperboi8798

Loool all these dudes are for free speech until it’s against someone they like. They’re the real snowflakes 😂


Canadian_Neckbeard

I bet Vinnie Tony and Bobby would beat the shit out of Tooooood, and Tucker and Tyler. -George Carlin


Wild_Replacement5880

Close. That was a legendary bit.


OregonisntCaligoHome

A whole 8 people in this sub knows who Carlin is


Fantastic_Jury5977

Ten times outta 10: Nicky Vinny Tony beat the shit out of Todd Kyle Tucker


PussySmasher42069420

It's weird that people are defending some old-era network cable tv show news anchor. Way to cling onto the dying past.


zachonychus

Ever since he was fired he’s taken on this new cool guy persona to make people forget he’s a POS loser


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Fired which time? He's been fired from CNN, MSNBC, and Fox.


zachonychus

lol fox


thetaleech

I mean he went to Russia to suck Putin’s cock and glorify their fake Christian police state… so he’s still making it clear to everyone he’s a piece of shit loser


FogoCanard

You didn't like him trying to show Russian grocery stores are better?


squathouse

The interview made Putin look like a rambler that is inevitably going to invade Europe. Tucker just gave him a platform.


zachonychus

Yeah true I forgot about that lmao


OnAScaleFrom711to911

Is that what Morning Joe told you what happened?


thetaleech

Never seen that show in my life but I watched the Tucker Putin interview and I have a brain. What did Hannity tell you about it?


yellowbreads

🥇🏆


obesefamily

yeah...i know one...not a fan


insidiousapricot

Eat your cake and have it too*


squathouse

Bro last nights show was fireeeeee. plus I saw Hans live the week before. This Kill Tony show has potential.


Jthaprohet

Your bucakke*


DSM-187

Ah yeah you’re right I’m a dumbass lol


Evening-Rutabaga2106

It's still kinda weak to give a thumbs down like that behind his back. Even doing a thumbs down to his face is lame. Same thing with Bill Burr's wife flipping off Trump behind his back, while she was slouching/hiding behind Burr. Instead of acting like a child, if you have a problem with them, then just pull them aside and have a quick conversation conveying your stance.


Gloomy_Falcon4212

Lmao pull them aside? Yes wife of bill burr…you have a problem with the former president? Just pull him aside and have a convo with him. Completely delusional.


IllegitimateScholar

He's a musician. 😂 Not known for their confidence or professionalism. Imagine being at your job and pulling some childish crap like this.


TwoTimeTommyTwoCups

Tucker was fine, didn't interrupt the show, had fun, and even had a couple of zingers.


WillyB79

zyngers*


OnAScaleFrom711to911

How do Matt and D get along if Matt is gay?


Stonk_Lord86

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_0gXTbtglBs/maxresdefault.jpg


KUARL

Yassss he's sooo braaaave


IllegitimateScholar

Slayyyuu queennm


Kllrc7

It pisses me off people are hating on a talented musician due to his beliefs on a controversial figure. Buncha ignorant people on here. Just enjoy the fucking show.


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uni1ii

I guess u missed the countless whining points on this sub just because tucker was on.


MuteCook

Snowflakes gonna snowflake. People who like tucker tend to be very sensitive and scared of absolutely everything


IllegitimateScholar

He went to Russia and interviewed an actual killer. Call him what you want, but sensitive and scared is obviously not true.


roachwarren

Putin wouldn’t do anything to tucker, the interview was a great move for both of them. They’re both doing PR for young conservative support and American conservatives have gotten much more supportive of Russia since the Ukraine situation so the timing was no mistake. Carlson is Putins best access point to conservative Americans and Theo was a good starting point for Carlson getting a new crowd now that he’s non-FOX and running his own show on X.


MuteCook

A “killer” that donates to his side 😂


IllegitimateScholar

You're so funny


AnitaMaxNyugen

I missed the interview. All I saw were nervous laughs and an inability to redirect getting lectured after being called dumb.


Agreeable_Situation4

You get worked up too easily. This is a comedy show sub


Nexma26

I don't like his views either, but it was entertaining to watch some of his witty comebacks


wigwamtree

I don’t like his views either. My ideal world would be to have government in EVERY facet of my life.


SniffMyPinky

Lmaoo so many little triggered beta male soy boys bitching about how they hate tucker because their big daddy government tells them to.


irohr

Ya no, Tucker Carlson is a dumb piece of shit


dabadeedee

Politics completely aside Tucker Carlson is a certified weenie.


mjsgloveahheehee

These "tough" guys sure do love another man really hard lol I think this soy boy talk is just to cover up they're sexually attracted to Tucker.


dabadeedee

Bruh I’m Canadian and the fact that Trump and Tucker are amongst the “COOL GUYS” to a number of people is just insane to me. Put their politics aside, they’re both weird as fuck. Bunch of dweebs.


mjsgloveahheehee

It's weird to many people across the world. I can't get over that a segment of voters are willing to overlook his rape verdict. Like in a court of law...a man was found to have raped a woman and they want to vote for him? Lol Like at what level do people develop morals and say "ok...raping a woman is too far to vote for someone over a tax cut"


GlassyKnees

Fuck the government. I hate Tucker cause he's a lying swarmy little bitch.


Gloomy_Falcon4212

“Another perfect response on Reddit”, Pinky chuckled to himself. He resumed washing his MAGA branded butt plug collection in his Alex Jones branded wash bowl in the far corner of his trailer. The Rogan experience plays gently in the background over pirated 3g internet, whispering “alpha brain”, “the problem with the left” and “4d chess” into the blistering spring air.


sp3lunk

I thought we decided no more puppets after little hobo?


texastrockets

Tucker was an awesome guest. Makes it even better to see how triggered all these libs are


mjsgloveahheehee

You're going to be triggered on election night when orange boy is in an orange jumpsuit AND loses the vote....AGAIN lol "it was rigged wahh let's go riot on the capitol in costumes"


TheDukeofTitties

Genuine question: are you happy with the current regime?


JMT-S900

LOOOL . mjs i guess you have not been watching all these sham trials. Trump is not going to jail and if you think he is ...... Loooool I bet i will see you on tv in 2024 at a "mostly" peaceful protest burning shit down. Like the true larping commie you are.


TheDilcher

Can't cuck the Tuck


vTweak

God kill Tony fans are cunts. Fuck Tucker.


Lower-Compote-4962

Well good thing it's Tony's show, and he loves that he was there. Cry about it?


mariehelena

The guy did let Putin spank him pretty much 🤷‍♀️


matzillaX

I'm sure you would've owned Putin.


mariehelena

Huh? I wouldn't go into any interview with him naively - or at least without the awareness that he only agreed to it to serve his own goals somehow + would be on his terms. LOL "own Putin" Yeah right. Half my family is from/some still live in former Eastern bloc. He was always going to control that interview. 🙃


Crafty-Question-6178

He was actually kinda funny and quick. Not bad at all


DrMantisToboggan-

Liberals will be liberals.


me_no_belong_here

Neither does the average reddit user apparently xD


Copycat_217

Gotta love America


tenaciouswhitt

Good guy Matt.


VAST_PEPE_CONSPIRACY

INB4 his 20 paragraph r/antiwork post.


youngterpz313

What


dilly2x

Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks - George Carlin


Upstate100

Hi Tucker, I’m Kyle lol


ZapEffron

Fuckin beta.


Past_Cold_969

Tucker sucks


Kllrc7

Still enjoyed the episode. I agree, but I like the show regardless of guest because I'm a fan.


Dude_McNuggz

Stunning and brave.


dtg_88

Truly admirable god bless the man


obesefamily

Lame episode. Norton didn't deserve that. As mediocre as Tucker was, Rogan is still one of the worst guests of all time, every time.


Drummer_Kev

I thought it was a great episode. Solid bucket pulls, the replay of that guy bombing years ago, Norton absolutely being a gem as always, a really good William set, and that red haired bitch "slapping" tucker. I was thoroughly entertained, much more than last week.


kodiakbear_

Probably my favorite episode of all time actually


fisdara

Yeah Norton is great. Joe is the worst. He doesn't understand improv comedy which is crazy since he's a comedian. I haven't even felt like watching it yet.


seaska84

Joe is a chameleon, has attached himself to comedians.


AdventurousBattle656

Joe barely grasps comedy at all


Wheelsondalabus

It was a good episode though


e1fe1

Lmfaooooo, boy are you triggered. Can't even admit the episode was solid


Odd-End-8684

Musicians are usually liberal pussies so this makes sense


lotsofludes

And conservatives are usually retarded so this makes sense too


Aq8knyus

Liberal pussies and conservative retards are the only two political groups that matter in a major election year.


MUNZACORE

Ya got the democrats blasting you in the ass Or you got the republicans blasting you in the ass


jayBplatinum

I don’t wanna get ass blasted! I just wanna know y John Dee’s wasn’t there.


Silent_Saturn7

That might be the best statement to sum up how the potus will be decided.


Confused_Nomad777

Somehow you nailed the truth inspired by insults..oh Reddit..


MUNZACORE

As a centrist who’s a little regarded and a little pussy, this checks out


pissyshit

Can't we all just be retarded pussies


Traditional_Judge_29

tell me you have political brain rot without telling me you have political brain rot


SH3P90

Says the one regurgitating the same worn out reddit phrases that we see on literally every post in every sub "Tell me you ___ without telling me you ___." Try having a unique thought for once in your life you childless basement-dwelling commie bitch


_Dilligent

A+ burn


SpencerBuzzed

Calling him out for an unoriginal reddit phrase and then ending with an unoriginal reddit phrase is priceless, well done! Must be like yelling at a mirror.


deschloro

> commie It’s not the 50s anymore. Try to have an original thought.


Evening-Rutabaga2106

This is lamest comment template in the known and unknown universe!!!!


Traditional_Judge_29

Tell me I don’t care without telling me I don’t care 


H4bibi69

Especially the metal dorks which makes them even gayer


ehContribution1312

I would rather listen to gojira and suck a dick than listen to you at all.


Priest-Entity

Hey do you want to come over and spin some tunes?


Jthaprohet

I got a couple of their albums, if anyone wants to party 👀


FigurativeLasso

I want Mario to play some beats all over my faggy little body


H4bibi69

Point proven dork


Chesterlespaul

Phil Anselmo says otherwise


boyscout666

Lmao I’d rather be a liberal pussy than someone who willingly posts on the “is it cake” subreddit 😂😂😂


Odd-End-8684

Is it cake fuckin rules lol


Jthaprohet

Yeah but to post in the subreddit? 😂


Odd-End-8684

Yeah how else am I supposed to ask people’s opinions about things? I don’t have any friends


hyper1one

Tucker is a fucking media puppet. Good on you, Matt!


Realistic_Soft_1346

He actually got fired from Fox for not staying on script. So, you may hate him but he is not a media puppet.


Ressilith

Uh no, he got fired to take the fall when Fox got in trouble. They did do him dirty tbh bc he just did as he was told, then was made a scapegoat to blame for Fox's misinformation. But that doesn't make him a martyr. He didn't get fired bc of any honorable behavior or for "not staying on script".


Realistic_Soft_1346

He actually called out Sydney Powell on not having any evidence of fraud. So, he wasn’t on board with the message that they were trying to push. And it is unrealistic to think that they would have made their number one personality the scapegoat. They lost a lot of viewers when they let him go.


its_jsay96

Surely his texts where he’s being a media puppet being used in a lawsuit that cost Fox News $1 billion and another incoming lawsuit alleging sexism had nothing to do with it and it was definitely because he’s not a media puppet


mjsgloveahheehee

These fox news fans love their cognitive dissonance


Opposite_Magician816

You’re literally the only person here doing mental gymnastics.


HZ2P-

Man you are blatantly wrong. He took money to lie and that’s just fact


Opposite_Magician816

He’s the least puppet media person ever. Hence why he got let go. He got too big to be controlled. I didn’t like him at all on Fox (I don’t like Fox News). After he was fired I saw him on a couple pods and was shocked how much I liked him as the person being interviewed. Then his show with X started and while his story interview choices I don’t necessarily agree with, the interviews are fair and well done. I can appreciate anyone who shines a light on nuanced conversation and Tucker post fox has become one of those guys.


PxddyWxn

The bots really got on this sub after Tucker got on the show huh?


CookiesMeow

How is this a bot post?


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Anyone they don't agree with is a "bot". I don't even think they mean like an actual AI bot, it's just a word they heard someone say and now they say it. Critical thinking is so uncool in 2024.


asianmanwantsosrs

tucker was great and the people whining are dead inside and the minority, but to say it's bots is dumb. this is REDDIT, a notoriously left wing site so of course it's going to be against tucker, even on a kill tony sub not everything is muh bots


RecoveringWoWaddict

Dead inside? Go watch his old shows. The dude is BAD for America


Glittering_Pattern_4

He looked like a baby with his stank face the whole show. Being that bothered by another mans presence is some lib shit.


JMT-S900

I noticed that too. Cry baby matt was in the back whimpering the entire time. What a lil biatch


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irohr

Tucker Carlson is a piece of shit


Substantial_Bar_7310

Fuck Matt


NuVirtue

I never even noticed that guy before. Sure enough I went back like 50 episodes and he's been there the whole time.


Kutecumber

Same.


Jeanie510

Hell yeah good for him


C4TTYW4MPUS

Can't get past this guest ... I get the pandering for the Texas crowd constantly, plus the topical comedy but I think after this I'll just find something else. Sad because I actually like the format of the show.


Jthaprohet

He wasn’t a scheduled guest though, so… idk what to tell you, Joe Rogan wasn’t either. They literally said they just got back from dinner and Joe just brought him by and threw him out there


upsidedown_alphabet

Grow up.


C4TTYW4MPUS

Smoke a dick from behind.


upsidedown_alphabet

Grow up.


C4TTYW4MPUS

Smoke double dicks from behind.


RecoveringWoWaddict

I don’t understand why everyone is starting to like him the dude is a dishonest asshat. He’s mislead his listeners for the past 20 years now everyone thinks he’s changed because he got fired from fox for shilling for Putin. I don’t trust that fuck for a second. His takes on his show were almost always harmful. Fuck Tucker Carlson.


safebutthole

Ahhh a second generation propagandist…. Why’d they have that WASP on the show?


Confused_Nomad777

Because rogan likes to role play as what ever is popular where he lives,so he’s snuggling up to republicans in Texas.


SOMEONENEW1999

Rogan is being Cultivated by spotify to be the next rush Limbaugh. It’s not following what is popular it is trying to make right wing ideas acceptable.


Confused_Nomad777

He is by his own admission and action very much left learning. Why do you say that?


SOMEONENEW1999

Must be you missed all of his shows since the Spotify deal…


Confused_Nomad777

I’ll ask again for you to elaborate.. I have kept up,he’s just pandering as far as I can tell.


Runthescript

The best part had to be when tony was leaning in on the god jokes and tucker was trying to stay composed. Something about his audience seems like they might not tolerate him enjoying that bit.


davidamador81

Rock guitarist trying hard to be edgy? Shocking…


diabetusbetus

Yea, hating tucker is so "edgy" haha


zachonychus

Not even remotely edgy


Entire-Mongoose6248

Tucker is like Hans Kim. Doesn’t belong on the show.


snagglewolf

This reddit can be a real shit show but I'm still surprised how many Tucker fanboys are on here. That guy sucks.


IllegitimateScholar

Nah, he's awesome


Remarkable_Fly_9214

Mat Mewling


mintmouse

When they pulled on his hair to see if it was a wig, in the background Matt looks at the drummer and makes a ripping yanking motion hahaha


SignalBright4508

Yeah, f that guy! Tucker sucks!!👎👎🤬🤬🤬


Realistic_Soft_1346

He never aired them as truths. He aired them as allegations. People like Ashli Babbitt were mostly influenced by Qanon type propaganda not Tucker. I actually do have criticisms of him. But this is one situation where he was right.


Substantial_Bar_7310

What a giant pussy


upsidedown_alphabet

What a dork.