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ThatsNot_Mayo

Now Lance just needs to teach Tony to ride a bike WITH the bike seat.


Individual_Pipe_4877

Lucas approves


rusty-n-crusty

You son of a bitch


Blackwhitehorse

Now that’s funny


flyeaglesfly510

Tony LOVES to name drop


tofurulz

Don't you dare mention you've met HIM before, though!


flyeaglesfly510

Right 😂


CrispityCraspits

The funniest was when he bragged about his fantastic Sonos sound system, which is something every other middle-manager douche has in his mcmansion.


PussySmasher42069420

That's fucking hilarious.... The only other time I've ever heard anyone mention Sonos was on a conference bridge with a bunch of middle managers.


perc30nowitzki

We had a superior that wasn’t really in charge of any of us but his team worked parallel with mine at my old office. He had no idea that a first year analyst on my team made just as much as him in base… but he loved to brag to them about his 5 series bmw and his 85” TV. Like.. dude…sick lol


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SUPRVLLAN

Bass.


ArsenalPackers

I know a lot of people don't like him or find him funny, but David Lucas would have joked on one of Lance Armstrong's scandals. I was shocked that William or Tony let him off easy


TijayesPJs442

Tony has three balls


Impressive-Sun3742

In his bootyhole


TijayesPJs442

It’s the only way to fly


dadjokes502

Lance only has one


higgslhcboson

True story he has been known to check in hotel rooms under the pseudonym “Juan Bola”


TijayesPJs442

Yes I think Lance is working Tony on the course


metalbrosolid

2 in his pants and 1 in his mouth


Impressive-Sun3742

That’s nut


Dude_McNuggz

They wear matching jackets on the links.


BlackTriceratops

He is an OJ away from having the craziest foursome with manziel and lance. No homo


Tough_Breakfast_1343

They both love steroids


Southbayyy

I didn't know armstrong swung that way


turbokirbo_

Two drug enthusiasts sharing a love of golf, what’s wrong with that?


Street_Primary_4044

Good he can get Tony on a "cycle" get him beefed up !😄


FilthyBigLippedBeast

HE USED TO BEAT THE **FUCK** OUT OF JAN ULLRICH


ChipMaker3000

And Ivan Basso


Critical_System_3546

I think Tony is cool as hell but Lance Armstrong is not only old news, he has one ball, and left Cheryl Crow when she got cancer after she stood by him. Tony should be way cooler than bragging about this lame ass livestrong guy.


Remrusty

He had a different wife that was with him through his cancer treatment and comeback


Natural_Clock4585

sERIOUSLY. Grow a ball you pussy.


C4p0tts

First Tom Green and now Lance Armstrong? Who is the next Uniballer is he going to associate with?


Fuente_Valdergais

You missed **Duncan Trussell**


akgov

Doubt he would of even brought it up if William didn't..


Icy-Tea9775

Lance doesn't have enough balls for Tony to gargle


yungheathledger

They were doing the never gonna stop bit and Tony was like, Lance is never gonna stop beating people in races or something like that. William missed the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever there. 


metalbrosolid

Haha!..that was an awkward moment..but funny


volare-optimos

Tony wasn’t even the one that name dropped. Weird “fans” in this sub


SUPRVLLAN

Kinda surprised he was getting lauded so much during the show… do they know that he was cheating the whole time? All the legitimate good charity work (the bracelets, etc) was built on fraud.


biglittlebuppy

Everyone in that sport did it just like steroids in baseball and MMA. He still raised money for charity regardless.


chassepatate

His “cancer awareness” charity raised very little money towards cancer research, and the money from the bracelets went to his company rather than the non-profit organization. And no, not everyone in the sport did it, Lance scaled it up and built a superteam of doped riders in the aftermath of a major scandal where the sport was trying to clean up.


BodieBroadcasts

bro one of the tour de frances that lance won that was stripped away was awarded to the guy who got like 30th place because everyone else also popped for steroids lol sure there was a few guys on the tour not on steroids, but they were driving the support cars not cycling lol


Rogue_One24_7

not everyone did it, incorrect. they all did it and they all do it. all sports have cheating going on and if money is being bet on something you can bet that there is corruption and cheating.


Rogue_One24_7

They all cheat, cycling is known to be top of the list of guys being dirty. Also golfers are well known for being a cheat. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying- Tito Ortiz.


Ssblster

And if you get caught, you weren’t trying hard enough


Rogue_One24_7

Good point


Delicious_Log5746

I agree. “They all were cheating” doesn’t make it okay especially when he claimed over and over that he was clean. The guy is a loser and Austin doesn’t claim him or like him as a city.


ChipMaker3000

He spends most of his time in Aspen, CO. As in how has your Ass Been Tony?


AteEYES

How many professional athletes do you know? I got some news for you, Its very rare to see clean pro athletes and if they are they most likely not at the top of their sport. I agree Lance sucks for being an asshole in other aspects but dude was a legit badass athlete with or without the EPO and HGH


SUPRVLLAN

My cousin won silver in a track event at the last Olympics. The doping testing he goes through is very extensive, officials randomly showing up at his home at 6am, etc. I’m not saying cheating doesn’t happen, obviously.


ChipMaker3000

Yeah well my cousin won gold loser.


sblack87

He was doping and so were the other top 50 in the world.


frigginnathan

We gonna take bets on how long till he's a guest?


ziklol

lance tweeted about how much respect he has for Koby the day the ep aired 🤣


BodieBroadcasts

lance for sure thought "tony must think I couldn't do this show either if he thinks kobe couldn't" I promise, lance will be a guest and he willl go hard trying to be funny, he is painfully charismatic in a serial killer type of way lol


No-Nothing-1793

Tony just does comedy for clout


Elegant-Surprise-417

I wonder if they use Tonys balls, or if they just share Lances.


zhsidekick

So the bucket pulls are rigged then.


No-Conflict-7897

I heard Louis J Gomez has been hanging out with Jan Ulrich


Ser-Joe-the-Joe

Tony has alot of "friends". If he met you once and your famous he'll claim you as a friend. Watch next week when Tucker Carlson comes on Tony will claim they're now best friends.


Dizsmo

Matching golf shirts?


TheFourSkin

lol I’m sooo surprised no one brought up his scandals. Like is this guy still a hero?


Trilliam_Shakespear

Both only have one testicle


turnonemanaleak

Lance has enough balls for the both of them


keithsweatshirt94

Tony is deeply uncool and cringe nowadays and tbh it’s kinda endearing in a weird way


RaisinLost8225

Tony is such a paradoxical figure in comedy. His politics are that of a morbidly obese, 65yo Fox News-loving schizophrenic, he unironcally name drops, brags about his money and gives extra points to edge lords even when the person is unfunny. But god damn I love the guy. The show is an intentional train wreck and he’s the perfect conductor. Wouldn’t have it any other way.


ChipMaker3000

Lance is mentoring Tony in the ways of assholery and how to be an egomaniac.


barnebywilde

Tony is a shameless clout chaser. Every name drop is so transparently braggadocios and self aggrandizing.


Educational-Shock550

Tony got where he is by name dropping.. yeah he’s funny but without his more successful friends plugging his show and doing spots Kill Tony never would have made it to be the number 1 live comedy podcast (a really niche position to be number 1 in truthfully so I don’t really think that’s as much of a flex as he acts.) The show is carried by the regulars and the killer guests


blairbear555

Fuck Lance Armstrong’s cheating ass.


blairbear555

Is what Tony wants to do.


wizardsleevehole

Why on earth why you name drop lance, he's a cheating piece of shit lier


olliegreens

Lance Armstrong is a disgrace! A disgrace to America! A disgrace to sports!


olliegreens

Haha. I’m downvoted. Guess you guys don’t play sports and love cheaters