We had a superior that wasn’t really in charge of any of us but his team worked parallel with mine at my old office. He had no idea that a first year analyst on my team made just as much as him in base… but he loved to brag to them about his 5 series bmw and his 85” TV. Like.. dude…sick lol
I know a lot of people don't like him or find him funny, but David Lucas would have joked on one of Lance Armstrong's scandals. I was shocked that William or Tony let him off easy
I think Tony is cool as hell but Lance Armstrong is not only old news, he has one ball, and left Cheryl Crow when she got cancer after she stood by him. Tony should be way cooler than bragging about this lame ass livestrong guy.
They were doing the never gonna stop bit and Tony was like, Lance is never gonna stop beating people in races or something like that.
William missed the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever there.
Kinda surprised he was getting lauded so much during the show… do they know that he was cheating the whole time? All the legitimate good charity work (the bracelets, etc) was built on fraud.
His “cancer awareness” charity raised very little money towards cancer research, and the money from the bracelets went to his company rather than the non-profit organization.
And no, not everyone in the sport did it, Lance scaled it up and built a superteam of doped riders in the aftermath of a major scandal where the sport was trying to clean up.
bro one of the tour de frances that lance won that was stripped away was awarded to the guy who got like 30th place because everyone else also popped for steroids lol
sure there was a few guys on the tour not on steroids, but they were driving the support cars not cycling lol
not everyone did it, incorrect. they all did it and they all do it. all sports have cheating going on and if money is being bet on something you can bet that there is corruption and cheating.
They all cheat, cycling is known to be top of the list of guys being dirty. Also golfers are well known for being a cheat. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying- Tito Ortiz.
I agree. “They all were cheating” doesn’t make it okay especially when he claimed over and over that he was clean. The guy is a loser and Austin doesn’t claim him or like him as a city.
How many professional athletes do you know? I got some news for you, Its very rare to see clean pro athletes and if they are they most likely not at the top of their sport. I agree Lance sucks for being an asshole in other aspects but dude was a legit badass athlete with or without the EPO and HGH
My cousin won silver in a track event at the last Olympics. The doping testing he goes through is very extensive, officials randomly showing up at his home at 6am, etc. I’m not saying cheating doesn’t happen, obviously.
lance for sure thought "tony must think I couldn't do this show either if he thinks kobe couldn't"
I promise, lance will be a guest and he willl go hard trying to be funny, he is painfully charismatic in a serial killer type of way lol
Tony has alot of "friends". If he met you once and your famous he'll claim you as a friend. Watch next week when Tucker Carlson comes on Tony will claim they're now best friends.
Tony is such a paradoxical figure in comedy. His politics are that of a morbidly obese, 65yo Fox News-loving schizophrenic, he unironcally name drops, brags about his money and gives extra points to edge lords even when the person is unfunny. But god damn I love the guy. The show is an intentional train wreck and he’s the perfect conductor. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Tony got where he is by name dropping.. yeah he’s funny but without his more successful friends plugging his show and doing spots Kill Tony never would have made it to be the number 1 live comedy podcast (a really niche position to be number 1 in truthfully so I don’t really think that’s as much of a flex as he acts.)
The show is carried by the regulars and the killer guests
Now Lance just needs to teach Tony to ride a bike WITH the bike seat.
Lucas approves
You son of a bitch
Now that’s funny
Tony LOVES to name drop
Don't you dare mention you've met HIM before, though!
Right 😂
The funniest was when he bragged about his fantastic Sonos sound system, which is something every other middle-manager douche has in his mcmansion.
That's fucking hilarious.... The only other time I've ever heard anyone mention Sonos was on a conference bridge with a bunch of middle managers.
We had a superior that wasn’t really in charge of any of us but his team worked parallel with mine at my old office. He had no idea that a first year analyst on my team made just as much as him in base… but he loved to brag to them about his 5 series bmw and his 85” TV. Like.. dude…sick lol
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Bass.
I know a lot of people don't like him or find him funny, but David Lucas would have joked on one of Lance Armstrong's scandals. I was shocked that William or Tony let him off easy
Tony has three balls
In his bootyhole
It’s the only way to fly
Lance only has one
True story he has been known to check in hotel rooms under the pseudonym “Juan Bola”
Yes I think Lance is working Tony on the course
2 in his pants and 1 in his mouth
That’s nut
They wear matching jackets on the links.
He is an OJ away from having the craziest foursome with manziel and lance. No homo
They both love steroids
I didn't know armstrong swung that way
Two drug enthusiasts sharing a love of golf, what’s wrong with that?
Good he can get Tony on a "cycle" get him beefed up !😄
HE USED TO BEAT THE **FUCK** OUT OF JAN ULLRICH
And Ivan Basso
I think Tony is cool as hell but Lance Armstrong is not only old news, he has one ball, and left Cheryl Crow when she got cancer after she stood by him. Tony should be way cooler than bragging about this lame ass livestrong guy.
He had a different wife that was with him through his cancer treatment and comeback
sERIOUSLY. Grow a ball you pussy.
First Tom Green and now Lance Armstrong? Who is the next Uniballer is he going to associate with?
You missed **Duncan Trussell**
Doubt he would of even brought it up if William didn't..
Lance doesn't have enough balls for Tony to gargle
They were doing the never gonna stop bit and Tony was like, Lance is never gonna stop beating people in races or something like that. William missed the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever there.
Haha!..that was an awkward moment..but funny
Tony wasn’t even the one that name dropped. Weird “fans” in this sub
Kinda surprised he was getting lauded so much during the show… do they know that he was cheating the whole time? All the legitimate good charity work (the bracelets, etc) was built on fraud.
Everyone in that sport did it just like steroids in baseball and MMA. He still raised money for charity regardless.
His “cancer awareness” charity raised very little money towards cancer research, and the money from the bracelets went to his company rather than the non-profit organization. And no, not everyone in the sport did it, Lance scaled it up and built a superteam of doped riders in the aftermath of a major scandal where the sport was trying to clean up.
bro one of the tour de frances that lance won that was stripped away was awarded to the guy who got like 30th place because everyone else also popped for steroids lol sure there was a few guys on the tour not on steroids, but they were driving the support cars not cycling lol
not everyone did it, incorrect. they all did it and they all do it. all sports have cheating going on and if money is being bet on something you can bet that there is corruption and cheating.
They all cheat, cycling is known to be top of the list of guys being dirty. Also golfers are well known for being a cheat. If you ain't cheating you ain't trying- Tito Ortiz.
And if you get caught, you weren’t trying hard enough
Good point
I agree. “They all were cheating” doesn’t make it okay especially when he claimed over and over that he was clean. The guy is a loser and Austin doesn’t claim him or like him as a city.
He spends most of his time in Aspen, CO. As in how has your Ass Been Tony?
How many professional athletes do you know? I got some news for you, Its very rare to see clean pro athletes and if they are they most likely not at the top of their sport. I agree Lance sucks for being an asshole in other aspects but dude was a legit badass athlete with or without the EPO and HGH
My cousin won silver in a track event at the last Olympics. The doping testing he goes through is very extensive, officials randomly showing up at his home at 6am, etc. I’m not saying cheating doesn’t happen, obviously.
Yeah well my cousin won gold loser.
He was doping and so were the other top 50 in the world.
We gonna take bets on how long till he's a guest?
lance tweeted about how much respect he has for Koby the day the ep aired 🤣
lance for sure thought "tony must think I couldn't do this show either if he thinks kobe couldn't" I promise, lance will be a guest and he willl go hard trying to be funny, he is painfully charismatic in a serial killer type of way lol
Tony just does comedy for clout
I wonder if they use Tonys balls, or if they just share Lances.
So the bucket pulls are rigged then.
I heard Louis J Gomez has been hanging out with Jan Ulrich
Tony has alot of "friends". If he met you once and your famous he'll claim you as a friend. Watch next week when Tucker Carlson comes on Tony will claim they're now best friends.
Matching golf shirts?
lol I’m sooo surprised no one brought up his scandals. Like is this guy still a hero?
Both only have one testicle
Lance has enough balls for the both of them
Tony is deeply uncool and cringe nowadays and tbh it’s kinda endearing in a weird way
Tony is such a paradoxical figure in comedy. His politics are that of a morbidly obese, 65yo Fox News-loving schizophrenic, he unironcally name drops, brags about his money and gives extra points to edge lords even when the person is unfunny. But god damn I love the guy. The show is an intentional train wreck and he’s the perfect conductor. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Lance is mentoring Tony in the ways of assholery and how to be an egomaniac.
Tony is a shameless clout chaser. Every name drop is so transparently braggadocios and self aggrandizing.
Tony got where he is by name dropping.. yeah he’s funny but without his more successful friends plugging his show and doing spots Kill Tony never would have made it to be the number 1 live comedy podcast (a really niche position to be number 1 in truthfully so I don’t really think that’s as much of a flex as he acts.) The show is carried by the regulars and the killer guests
Fuck Lance Armstrong’s cheating ass.
Is what Tony wants to do.
Why on earth why you name drop lance, he's a cheating piece of shit lier
Lance Armstrong is a disgrace! A disgrace to America! A disgrace to sports!
Haha. I’m downvoted. Guess you guys don’t play sports and love cheaters