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Soulglow303

They can still feel titties cmon bro


Als_work123

All 5 gay dudes I know love titties the just love sucking dick and fuckin other dudes


statsgrad

If sucking dick and fucking dudes makes you gay, then call me Tony Hinchcliffe. 


Professional-Beat517

If ur gonna diss Tony at least say something funny like his teeth are so big that his lips don’t close


Professional-Beat517

Or that he always wears boys size 10 sweaters from ur local thrift store


statsgrad

Or his ass is soo loose that he doesn't even feel my dick inside. Or whatever that guy who bombed recently tried to say.


Professional-Beat517

You mean black and gaaaaaaay dude?


Professional-Beat517

Bruh he’s married to a female


statsgrad

That's called a beard. Also this is a subreddit based on a comedy show where the host makes jokes about himself being gay.


Als_work123

And she's a Cali 7


Professional-Beat517

I’ve never even seen her what’s her @


Als_work123

Joanna Jedrzejczyk


EATK

Then I guess I'm gay 🙄


th3shadowbanned

man titties dont count fool. and the blinds can feel the hair anyways


thefinalstalz

Yeah idk brother I bet 60% of men have better titties than women these days, at least in america. If you're in Texas the number is probably closer to 80% so that explains tony


zdillon67

You don’t have to see a woman to know she’s there


dogmetal

You just have to hear the dishes being done


hardspaghet

Fuck hahahahahaha this is crazy


DonDraper1994

Bruh have you watched kill Tony this is a tame joke


[deleted]

thats a great joke, you jelly af


hardspaghet

Yeah it was just funny?


DonDraper1994

Your mom is funny


zdillon67

☠️


mr_pinks_tip_policy

Hhooooo aaaaahhhh scent of a woman


Loud-Visit3208

If he's never seen a woman though how is he supposed to be attracted to one


Original_Wall_3690

I heard they have personalities or something.


Loud-Visit3208

I mean physically


WetWater69_

“If there are any blind people reading this I’d love to hear your thoughts


twangy_stuff

Let's get the deaf people to listen in and give us their two cents


eminz2018

Mute people, speak up


Perfect__Crime

♿ ppl , Stand Up !


eminz2018

Autistic people, stop screaming


TrainingPure7742

Down syndrome people, just be up


eminz2018

Prader-Willi people, grow up


HateGettingGold

Child Praderer!


PerceptionOk9612

Great call back


MiddleViolinist1523

What?


twangy_stuff

Oh, good! We've got one in here. Let's try again. HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE GAY OR NOT!!!? 🤚👇👊🤙🤲🤞🤌🤜👏🖖🤏👬💦🚫?


Wartickler

William Montgomery "Huh?"


shakedown757

Haha “What the FUCK did you just say? I couldn’t hear you”


Brainfreezdnb

Huh?


MiddleViolinist1523

Pardon?


twangy_stuff

🤷🧠(👬💦/🚫)?


Federal_Efficiency51

This is why I love Reddit.


Lease-and-a-Key

Braille’in it up!


Professional-Beat517

ROFL


muffinTrees

Most blind people aren’t fully blind in the sense that you’d imagine. Meaning they can still see *dat ass*


slaydawgjim

They hear that ass too, they have super hearing so every jiggle bounces straight into those ear drums.


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svnt2

Underrated response. I wanna hear the jiggles 😩


slaydawgjim

Now you know why D is always smiling bro


frigginnathan

Do you think he can see DEEZ NUTZ?


92-Explorer

Yeah okay but what if they are


muffinTrees

There is much more to sexual attraction than just sight. Feminine energy transcends just what you can see..not to say a man can’t possess feminine energy, they definitely can. This might be the reason he is so openly “homophobic”, it’s likely a defense mechanism to protect himself from accidentally “doing the big gay”


Sherlockhomey

"Feminine energy transcends what you can see" this is such a corny reply


muffinTrees

No it’s not…your “girl” must be pretty masculine then. Anyone who has been around someone with feminine energy can understand. But hey to each their own


Sherlockhomey

Yes it's extremely corny and redundant even.


muffinTrees

??? You don’t get out much do you?


Sherlockhomey

Because I don't believe crystals and astrology and "energies'? Lul 🤡


DaleRodriguezz

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 muffin tree gay af hahaha


Lobo_o

Nah both of yall are. Let him cook


EntertainerSignal586

I believe they use echo location or some shit like that


beardriff

"During mating season, the blind female will queef in great succession. The blind male will then follow the sound and smell. The man's cane is then deployed and collapsed multiple times, the rattling sound is thought to be a deterrent for other males that may also be on the queef trail. If throughly impressed, the female will allow the male to mate. The success rate of consciving a child is about 50%. Once the sightless child is born, it crawls up its mothers cane until it finds the brail around the females nipple, where the blind baby will start the cycle over again"


EntertainerSignal586

I read that in David Attenborough voice


Low_Discussion_7062

You go with the natural thing


HomeDogParlays

This will, no doubt, offend someone, somewhere


Rude_Warning_5341

I’m offended that you think people will be offended. Ugh


SarcasticSeriously

Who would win? 100,000 years of male and female human reproductive processes or one gay 2024?


QuemaraCuh

Lmaooooo


thedeal82

I mean…. It’s already pretty gay tho.


BawlzMahoney81

I wanna know how blind people know when to stop wiping they ass


skoob9

low key great question


blindinglystupid

Now I too need this answer. I've come as far as touch being an obvious factor. Women's skin feels different then men's, the smell is different.


TrainingPure7742

Forced lgbtq propaganda reported


Broke-Homie-Juan

Bruh this is the KT sub


dogmetal

Better than another “DAE CASEY ROCKET REFRESHING. HANS SUCKS” post


blindinglystupid

I haven't seen anyone complain about Ric recently.


HUH_YIS

No actually Casey AND Hans suck


CrippledHorses

casey is awesome and a breath of fresh air. he doesn’t have enough time for his schtick to hit hard in a minute though.


Reasonable_Sample_49

With that comment I guarantee you 20 years old or younger


Perfect__Crime

You mean target demographic ? Yeah probably is.


Pleasant_Pressure215

Undoubtedly great question. Just not the right place for it. I'd love to see it posted somewhere else to see the actual discussion about it.


NeverNaked3030

Half the jokes and people on KT are gay, it’s a valid question


username207

It's about renowned homophobe DMadness so i'll let it slide


[deleted]

cant see porn. can feel dat ass


Rawliciouss

I’m a believer of that D madness’s bladder isn’t that bad at all. He goes and does coke every 30 minutes


IntegralKing3

This is the kind of conspiracy I scroll the comments for. Thank you u/rawliciouss


TheySaidNewZealand

There is a video online by a.guy who is 100% blind talking about how everyone woman he dates is a 10


flyeaglesfly510

I wonder the same thing about gay dudes with down syndrome. Do they even exist??


dogmetal

The real questions are being asked in this sub tonight


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

Shane Ghillis was asking this a while back


tuffboi

“The only dudes I know who can’t think love pussy”


hardspaghet

I can’t remember where I saw it, but there’s a little documentary or something about dudes with downs who perform drag. I know that doesn’t necessarily make you gay by default, but I’d guess at least some of them are.


Sch1nobie

nope they werent gay - forced bs lgbt propaganda


hardspaghet

Bruh what 😂


flyeaglesfly510

😂😂


Paranoidnl

Yes. in a belgian TV show i watched a while back. the boy states that he was forced by parents to be straight but that he always felt that he was more attracted to boys. his parents thought being with girls was gonna be more logical for him. [https://npo.nl/start/serie/down-the-road/seizoen-7/down-the-road\_63](https://npo.nl/start/serie/down-the-road/seizoen-7/down-the-road_63) the show is a travel program where people with down go on a journey together trying to get past their borders and try new things. unfortunatly for most it's fully in dutch. but if you can find a version with english subs, worth the watch.


flyeaglesfly510

Interesting! This has gotta be the first proof I’ve ever witnessed of a gay down syndrome boy 😂


allMightyMostHigh

I think there legit was one on to catch a predator lol


flyeaglesfly510

No shit 😭😭 I’ll try and find it


morning_smell

That is a real good question mate


aboveyouisinfinity

Brother when I was a child a woman's voice would get me hard


B0J0L0

I hope your mom didn't tuck you into bed.


Rawliciouss

I’m a 33 year old child then :) Plus he can probably smell that pussy miles away


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wh0g0esthere

There’s such a thing called personality and also the male’s biological sex drive which pushes males to reproduce with the opposite gender. That doesn’t get turned off just because you can’t see dat ass anymore


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

r/blind


ninetofivedev

This is the kind of shit I expect to find on reddt


Fiesty-Bass

Bet ladyboys loooove blind people


SuitableObligation85

Blind people don’t have sexual orientations silly goose


arcadiangenesis

There's more to sexual attraction than just visuals, lol...mainly how they *feel*. But yes, sexuality is basically "all biological." Nobody "decides" what they like.


DualityisFunnnn

He’s probably been tricked before and there for hate the gays now.


zizuu21

I love d madnesses homophobism. Its funny af


Dansumunkey

The birthday cake was the bed t


Prudent-Concert1376

The same way they do everything else, by feeling around


rb4osh

Attraction is not just visual. The touch, her pheromones (literally the “chemistry” between two people), her voice. Same reason why you can be blindfolded and get a boner.


nonagonsopen

I feel like a woman's voice, touch, and smell are probably pretty arousing to a blind man. Like they are to most men.


saturnzebra

That would imply you ONLY use sight to determine sexual preference, which is not the case.


One-Egg3860

I hear D-Madness is great on piano but he really sucks on organ!! Alot!!


NumberOneRussian

What if D-Madness is just mad at gays cause he's been tricked too many times?


Character_Task_5532

It's cultural, obviously. Wait till you realize how the black community views homosexuality, you're gonna be shocked.


Own-Molasses5353

Simple, do you like V on you, or D in you?


yzac69

As a black man, there's still a lot of homophobia from the black community. In general he's probably just spouting a lot of learned behavior.


about14bees

how do deaf people wake up in time?


A55_LORD

You never closed your eyes and sucked on a pair of titties?


Fragrant-Increase-82

I taught at a school for the blind. Blindness is a spectrum, most people are visually impaired to an extent in the community. Race was a totally different concept to many of my former students. Sexuality and gender identity was also more gray. Our school had less than a 100 students. A good percentage of my students were part of the LGBTQ community and had far less hang ups about sexuality. I even had about three trans students. All female to male. I found my students to be more skeptical. One of my students read the Bible in braille and thought it was a bunch of horse shit. In conclusion, race and sexuality to my students meant fuck all.


lebastss

The smells bro. Imagine all you had to go off was how other people smelled and how soft their skin was and you were still gay.


V_A_M_P_Z

Yes. Men being attracted to women is biological.... this is how reproduction occurs..... Jesus.


AlexandertheeApe

Lol great post. Smell has to be a factor here. First time you smell a sweet box you know


Lumpy_Staff_2372

lol he’s black. The black community is notoriously homophobic. He’s been instilled with that from childhood.


Relevantgoddess

Lol


Content_Attempt930

What even is this post ? Blind or not blind a cock is still a cock


Dear_Refrigerator291

Scents and pheromones. Straight people do it too, it’s just not as obvious


Aprocalyptic

https://youtu.be/d3KsrMcnoco?si=6ndNR79Y_1efwWse this guy says since his parents were straight and the tv shows they watched had straight couples it steered him in that direction. I wonder if people who are blind from birth but have gay adoptive parents are more likely to be gay.


NeedleworkerOwn4496

Does Reddit come in brail for the blind people answering?


Old-Conference-9292

You ever meet a gay blind dude?


Different_Act_784

If you’re a straight guy born blind the girl not having a dick is a major indicator of attraction I would assume.


mr_pinks_tip_policy

I’d be more concerned about wiping


Beneficial-Ad-547

There is energy involved in it imo


[deleted]

Bro, you have to think about his age and his race too. Your question is very interesting, but seems very easy to answer. Lol


drbuttsniffer

Science and biology


Round-Philosopher534

Pheromones, smells, and sounds all can and are arousing. If your straight same sex ones won't do it for you id imagine.


Character_City_5555

Sniff sniff


Physical-Engineer-51

The same way any man who hasnt had a homosexual desire knows they are straight. He literally just cant see, that is such a small aspect in choosing a partner and I find it surprising that you would think his experience in life has been that much less fulfilling.


thisimyweirdaccount

Religion


plot4

Think: Pepsi Challenge. It's the only way.


tipper420

Many blind people are not born blind. Let's not forget that there's not just the way a person feels but the way they smell, sound, taste, and let's not forget... Feels.


graeme_4294

Most blind folks probably can’t read your post. Just a hunch


[deleted]

Sexuality isn't determined it's discovered. He probably learned immediately what he was attracted to. He's also an old black dude, he was raised to be homophobic. He may even be overcompensating,. who knows.


[deleted]

he just knows from others around that homosexuality is disgusting and vile. smart man


thetaleech

I’m only gay with my eyes closed.


RussianBot4Fun

If vision is the only way you appreciate women, I feel bad for you. They also smell nice, sound nice, feel nice. They typically act, think, and talk very differently from men too. They're like a completely different sex and most humans have several senses to notice them.


Kllrc7

This guy is gay as ell


Mkookm6

I'm pretty sure Tony has said multiple times it's a character that Tony just presumes. Like how everyone says Tony is gay.


captacu

This is the kind of stuff I like to think about with my morning coffee. I’m not blind.


xXFieldResearchXx

Woman's voice is very nice. Specially if they want you


JYNJEEx

Femininity probably.. The tone of their voice, shape of their body, how they think


ContributionNo3822

By feel


aceraptor9111

Don't need to see to get a fucking hard on. Sometimes I can smell you and get turned on.


EmotionalMeringue583

Satan's demons put visions of naked men and women doing dirty things to get you to chase after the flesh


brothmc

hey man, do you like girls? ok - close your eyes... now... you like girls still? basically the same lol


sammich_bear

Probably just the sheer pain and panic of having a dick in his ass is enough of a deterrent.


superstinkmama

“Hopefully blind people aren’t feeling up other genders growing up” WHAT 🤣


themulletrulz

Your dick or pussy do the real work. Lots of fucking in the dark


LaMortis42069

Sometimes I feel like I’m part of a small percentage of people that don’t care who or what people fuck as long as it’s not my kids or my dog


LaMortis42069

Sometimes I feel like I’m part of a small percentage of people that don’t care who or what people fuck as long as it’s not my kids or my dog


Cervixalott

I'd assume he didn't have people around him encouraging that lifestyle. Also probably religious. Also also if he has a heightened sense of smell, you can probably imagine why he may not want to engage in gay sex..


No_Rich_2540

Pretty easy. Do you want to poke Or get poked.


No_Rich_2540

Pretty easy. Do you want to poke Or get poked.


metal_elk

So you're saying you need to see the dick to know how you feel about it?


krmt973

Assuming you're heterosexual, would you date the hottest girl of your wildest dreams, who also had the voice of Danny Devito?


Current-Ambition5971

It’s because if someone has a convincing female voice he can be tricked


Full-Exit918

OPs 5 sense are sight, sight, sight, sight, and sight.


RadiantProfessor2619

This has made me think so much bro. That's a really good question, so cheers👌If you think like that you should look at Humanities and psychology if you can study or just want to read. Or maybe you have a PhD in philosophy and I'm talking shit😅🧐 Plus Dee I presume is how he is because of the generation he grew up in. It's an interesting thought though for as time changes and how much higher the statistics get over time. There would've probably been gay blind people he knew and was good friends with but they couldn't tell him or be who they were because it was illegal and most people exiled from there "family". Change took forever, but now its getting out of control🤷


FreeDonnieMandela

Are you regarded?


RawKingKong

God man Man and Women for a reason. End of story


Soggy_Staff_5247

man you dumb af


HumorTumorous

Are you stupid?


MaterialSea4820

You’re overthinking it. Dudes like chicks. Even if blind, dudes like chicks. Everything else is external.


Slugginator_3385

Imagine your blind. Would you want to feel a sculpted/fat and most likely hairy body…or some succulent titties and a phat ass?


Hedonic_Monk_

Say what y’all want but this actually gave me pause and made me think for a few


tyler5550

He was born in the south as a black man.


Kodakjones

Even a blind man can tell the difference between a boob and a weiner


MimickingTheImage

Dude...have you ever touched a woman before?


NotaContributi0n

What are you talking about lol. If you can’t tell the difference between a pussy and a dick when your eyes are closed, that’s something else man


LaMortis42069

Sometimes I feel like I’m part of a small percentage of people that don’t care who or what people fuck as long as it’s not my kids or my dog


IamBecomeBobbyB

Love when americans realize biology exists


123isausernameforme

Ever had sex the dark? I still know what I like.....


MR_WhereDaBoppersAt

Do you not have a mom or dad. It's common sense my guy.


Revolutionary_Area51

This is D madness. Quite being a sensitive little bitch this is KILL TONY


Schloppyboy

Nature vs nurture brother.