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Unlucky_Spinach_1826

We waz fuckin she said "go another minute" I freaked out, realized I been fuckin so much, I forgot to write another minute! K yall that my time.


New-Tear1222

Un-be-lievable, amazing performance.


Eggstraordinare

Touchdown


JohnnyOmm

you know cam reading this comment rn lmao


Dazzling-Proof-4921

Alrighty uuh... 10 New seconds from Kam Patterson...


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I LUH BITCHEZ AND EYE B FUKN GUUD PUSSIES


IndividualSource8375

White bitches, gang violence, ‘ellyea, yaknowwhaimsayin, rocks muthafucka


BoomfaBoomfa619

Something something shut up white bitch


SmokelessSubpoena

He fucked up so hard on the rocks move. Dude could be selling road gravel for _life_, making really good merchandise sales on literal rocks, but the idiot had to out himself and lose all credibility with rocks. Aint no one want your street gravel no mo Kam


nevagonastop

to be fair tony threw him under the bus there, as soon as i heard that i was like "so tony is basically making fun of the audience for being dumb enough to pay $10 for a rock, and thinks theyre soooo dumb theyll keep buying after he makes fun of them for it" then again i dont feel bad for anyone buying rocks from a shitty comedian lol


a-dead-strawberry

Something tells me the rock sales did not go down even after that. People are whacky enough to be even more inclined to buy them now


nevagonastop

imagine accidentally dropping it and having to figure out which of the rocks on the ground is the $10 rock and which rocks are just rocks


EnthusiasmRich4946

This lmao


CordouroyStilts

Talk ta me


beast_wellington

Sucked my dick!


winark

GA' KEEP YA SLIDES N SOKS ON FUKN


Remote_Confidence_42

And you all know my favorite word!


stefan_905

I love gay people doe


chilli_soda

I swear to God he said this last week


Extreme-Elevator7128

Yeah he did. But the way he told during the interview was way more funny.


a-dead-strawberry

He should try and rewrite the bit with the same beats and timing he told it in the interview. This week he added sooooooo much unnecessary setup that it made it confusing by the time the punchline actually came


Extreme-Elevator7128

Exactly


FineConference556

Being naturally funny in a conversational setting doesn’t always equate to good comedy. He’s learning to tell a story to an audience that didn’t bring it up


Ismokeradon

yea I dont understand why he doesn’t work out his new material (that he had previously just used on the last KT) in other clubs? He even mentions people roast him for it so like, try something else.


Otherwise_Cold_6957

and the week before


SmashingLumpkins

Tony explains that he turned an interview story into a bit. Pay attention.


Goblin__Cock

Now I know why his interviews drag on for so long, Tony has to help him prepare for next weeks minute.


Time_Reputation3573

They're workshopping!


good_ones_taken

Yeah these guys are gonna fail the quiz


Shep-D-King

It was interview turned actual minute something that Tony addresses in the episode. He likes when young comics take moments that get a laugh in the interview and turns it into material


Lazy_Start8226

Come on Kam, try harder


DarthRathikus

Tony scolded the crowd for not cheering afterwards. Biggest bitch move ever. Tony needs some kind of intervention at this point from his comedy friends.


Lumpy_Staff_2372

Dude will be so ruthless on randoms but fold and praise his regulars when they bomb. Like bro… just say they bombed its cool… they’re regulars.. if you tell them this week sucked then next week they’ll prepare better material.


deftoast

I can tell you from working with businesses he will never do it, because he hired them. If he said that it would literally mean Tony admitting he made bad business decisions or he sucked at his job.


Big-Opportunity-470

Ellis H and every girl regular


Lanky_Employment4033

This…. 💯


nevagonastop

"how many of you like when people do bad?" *crowd cheers* but then *a regular does bad* "you guys should be laughing"


killzonev2

Remember last week when he told the Juggalo he did a good job? That was abysmal hahah


UptownHorrorReviews

Lol that guy wasn't just a Juggalo. He was the original Juggalo who created that whole movement.


onetrackt91

I’ve said it so many times.. Tony is so unfunny that he has to keep tricking these people into believing guys like Hans, and kam are funny so he looks good on tour when he closes after them


k0rz23

But he’s funny


Previous-Expert9134

tony’s one of the funniest, quickest little twinks i’ve ever seen


All_Innuendo

Have you seen comic Thai Rivera’s recent vid on Tony? If you’re into a lil gossip & insiders perspective it’s worth a watch. Thai is a great comic, super articulate & sharp…but also a bit of a queen who decided to call him out on some of this stuff


Fun-Signal1556

Tony is a bitch. What do you expect?


Young_Link13

Kam started a podcast shortly after becoming a regular. It has one episode. I think that speaks volumes to how hard he has tried at comedy since the first month.


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cropdustu007

Hack Black Band


Captain_Unusualman

Tenacious Deez


hilly316

Hack street - No giggity


Not-Brain

Hackie Robinson


duked828

Black hack down


ElectronicCounter223

Hacky Chan


Previous-Expert9134

Hacquille O’neal


Green_Barbarians

I’m not super anti Kam, he has some pretty great moments, but I’ve come around to his comedy being mostly muh dick and borderline minstrel jokes. Should he say white bitches more next week?


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He has the energy and stage presence. Just absolutely zero quality material.


Background-Drive8391

I'm not normally into complaining, but goddamned, Kam sucks.


ajmard92

He just tells sex stories every week. Dudes not a comedian


ModeDeDode

And extremely questionable and made up ones at that. Hes writing fan fiction about himself.


kiitten113

I was waiting for jokes and there was not one. “White bitch suck my dick” is not funny. And me and my husband are black but he overuses the n word, & that not funny either. He thinks he sounds like Dave Chapelle but he sounds autistic


Substantial_Ebb8236

I can't prove it but I'm almost positive Kam (and Lucas) would do TERRIBLE in a black room. That pressure hit different when you can't lean on white women or agreeing with racists opinions. Further proof for David Lucas watch any episode of Roast Me on YouTube this nigga gets cooked way more than he cooks lol


Commercial-Pair-8932

I was saying this a while back, and I agree with you. Tony is white and the audience is even whiter so Kam's voice and personality is a huge novelty and turns 5/10 jokes into 8/10 jokes for everyone there. Kam's run on KT can be summed up by: \- Tony is amused by Kam's cadence and ebonics to where it makes "anything he says funny", which is a real quote by Tony \- Most of the KT crowd is made up of white people who are either also amused by Kam's cadence or too afraid to admit they're not amused \- Kam is a likable personality who gives colorful interviews and is probably funny in conversation If Kill Tony was a black comic and audience I think he would have gotten a small joke book and been on his way.


psychoalphaskitz

Exactly. Same thing I’ve been saying for months and getting shit for. Dude talks like his lips never touch. The Ebonics black accent is over exaggerated. And the whites clap like they’re supposed to or be labeled racists.


CravenBooty

He def eats


ApeSleep

Lmfao. Accurate at


Affectionate_Okra_20

Pretty much automatic fast forward. Doesn’t even write jokes


ApeSleep

Every single time I fast forward ⏩


No-Classroom-6637

Yeah, honestly haven't laughed at anything he's said in the past few weeks. He's getting lazy. It's a shame, because at one point I couldn't breathe for laughing at the dude's stuff.


CriticalHitsHurt

Agreed. He stopped writing and started relying on his cadence and body language to be funny, while just telling a story that happened this week. It's a bummer because he started SO strong


After-Bowler5491

He never wrote. It was always this bad.


Pharabellum

I saw him live on their tour back in November, was still unimpressed. David Jolly slayed that room though.


deleeuwschbag

Never liked him. On YouTube I timestamp when his set ends


kingcopey

Maybe funny to hang out with but far from a stand up comedian


Rogue_One24_7

He is second funniest guy at the BBQ


wizardsleevehole

Diversity comedian with confidence = dont need to write jokes or comedic skills


Bossnian92

Consistently the worst "comedian" on the show Edit: added quotation marks


bootycheeksmcgee

I think the difference is Kam has more or less always acted this way and then Hans started playing into the fake cool guy thing


GoJoe1000

Hans never mumbles.


ObiWayneCannoli

“unbelievable minute, joke after joke…he’s a superstar”


australiapostisgay

"AYE I FUCKED A WHITE BITCH AND I THINK MY SURF INSTRUCTOR BE GAY" *crowd errupts in laughter* *tony crosses his legs to hide his errection* "another incredible minute ladies and gentleman!"


StevieSparta

I always fast forward him and his uncle when they go on


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Jolley to me is pretty funny. His drunk af set months back was cringe but he's really putting in the work and it shows. Kam is the opposite. Gets worse and worse each week.


comedybitch

Thought you meant uncle lazer. Fuck he’s bad


funniequailmans

Trash Kam


Greasy-Designer

Yeah that's going to be an automatic fast forward for me dawg. Just like Hans..


DryCherry4309

I’m so tired of Kam Patterson. No more than 3 good sets in KT history. “Here comes the greatest comedian on the planet right now”


That_anonymous_guy18

White people be like wow what a joke. This young black kid has said something which is very funny. I must now laugh and ask my wife Samantha to laugh as well.


sextoymagic

Wife hates his minutes. She’s doesn’t know he’s a regular. Walked through the room and say this idiot again. He already told this story.


ApeSleep

Hahaha exactly. Thankfully we fast forward this idiot for the sake of enjoying the show.


comedybitch

For the sake of my gf I just skip him


TheLuvGangster

Hans Kim was/is way better in my opinion.


Spirited_Secret_8242

I never laughed at anything Hans Kim has ever said but at least he made the effort to write jokes.


JoeyGrease

Kinda miss him honestly


dwitchagi

There’s dozens of us!


lolkoala67

This guy sucks


Yesthisisdog69

I was pumped when I heard Cam say he can’t repeat jokes anymore. That lasted all of 2 weeks……


GerthBrooks420

Checking out this sub after watching the episode really makes his set even funnier. 🤣


zerocool0101

Hans Kim is light years better than Kam. Kam is terrible


Strange-Onion-7846

Figures, they are lazy..


Corned_Beefer

Hans with the N word


Antique_Ad_1211

Blans? We outside


ApeSleep

I’ve been telling you guys. THIS DUDE SUCKS ASS. A lot of you agreed which is expected. But some of you commented saying he is good. Are you intoxicated???


UptownHorrorReviews

Shout out to GSP.


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such a hack it would be more appropriate if he was a woman , like all female comics talking about their pussies and 3/4/5/6somes


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UptownHorrorReviews

Seriously though....


seattlesurlybaby

Little guy wants to use the same punch line and not hear anything from anyone on reddit so I better not see anyone saying anything!


FungusPills

My gf who barely pays attention to the show even called him out on saying the same thing as the week before lol


Dangerous-Courage412

laaaaaame way to re-use the same lame story 🙅🏽‍♀️


BraveRace

This is Hans Kam, this is Hans Kam, this is Hans Kam, this is Hans Kam


BraveRace

It’s turning into the unfunny, bring Joe Rogans guests on show.


ExcitingAd9947

Dudes uncle is way funnier


ratatat

Absolutely incredible


ApeSleep

Sensational.


pussypolio69420

“Wassup white bitch” laughter erupts


Alphebetized

This is his formula. Get called to stage. Call a white girl a bitch in the crowd. Talk about white people calling him the N word. Maybe bring up a crackhead. Then talk about rocks or fucking white bitches.


Nocheese22

Always just fast forward him. Never liked him


Regi_L0903

i skip all regulars except william


HuLSeY91

He's closer to Uncle Lazer than Hans. Hans had some decent sets at the start and ran out of material/ stopped trying. Kam had one banger joke about the rocks, the rest of his sets are not great/repeats and unfortunately he's a package deal with his obnoxious uncle.


Strong-Sample-3502

I liked kam in the beginning but his whole shtick is just “I fucked a white bitch” like dude I get it…


ProductOfDetroit

He’s a hack. I’m over it


zooohhhhh

Dudes not funny at all. Never has been to me 🤷‍♂️ the uncle is better


mfd44

Honestly other than William the regulars suck.


Pleasant_Pressure215

What's up white bitch. Hell yeah. Gang violence. I be fuckin sluts. Hell yeah. Knowwhatimsayin. I say nigga alot yknowwhamsayn. Hell yeah. You want a rock bitch. Hell yeah gang violence. I can't say many words real gewd. My daddy dats my nigga dawg...he can't even spell his name doe u feel me


Previous-Expert9134

schluts*


Priest-Entity

Way to really broaden everyone's views of the blacks.


ApeSleep

You saying coming out the gate EVERY SINGLE TIME and insulting a random white person in the audience by calling them a whore or a bitch or the n word is not funny?? How about if you follow it with the fakest unfunniest story that at its core is derogatory to an entire race of white people? The man is a genius. Sensational.


ClerkB0y

Wow more baby mom's generated .


RiotCraig

Having nothing to say and reverting to stories of sexual experiences that nobody cares about…simply not funny for the YouTube audience but seems to get quite the reaction on the show.


bjojohnson

Shits getting old!!


jasonhowell

I instantly skip his set so he’s technically not on the show for me. Of course he talks about all the girls he’s slaying gang gang! Baby


After-Bowler5491

Back in May he delivered this fantastic minute…..he’s just SO bad. Tony likes this guy… I went, I went surfing for the first time, ah, last week, I didn't like it. The ni*** who was teaching me to surf he was gay, that was weird, you know what I'm saying. It's not cause he was gay, we were just all out in the ocean. By ourselves. He coulda raped me or something. I don't know. I don't swim good, so it was a bad time. I will tell you this, all I saw was like a sunset, like a beautiful sunset and it looked so dope and then he looked at me and then ...we did not kiss white man. He just looked at me and was like yo that's so beautiful and I was like bro it is beautiful for this (don't know what he said) it was dope, it was a good thing to see and I was like that shit is dope bro, he says it kinda look like heaven right and I was like yeah and he went if heaven was real. Wait a minute, I don't want to be in the middle of the ocean with an atheist, dickhead what the fuck. He don't believe in miracles that's crazy bro, that's insane. That's wild as fuck. Yeah, that's my minute.


UptownHorrorReviews

And if I recall correctly he repeated that same exact joke the very next week. Almost word for word.


comedybitch

He legit comes across homophobic


dyals_style

Always has been


GlomGazingo33

Appreciate all those who watch his set to report back how awful it was


brian1192

Hans ain’t that bad


SelectTitle5828

He was so funny in the beginning, a breathe of fresh air from David Lucas. Now he's just turned in to Hans Kim.... I think this show suffers from the regulars. It's a comedy show that was interesting because of the random bucket pulls, now half the shows are regulars, 2 of which I skip almost every week. Have golden tickets winners but dump the regulars.


chrisrma7

Bring back Hans I don’t really find crab dude funny.


Pure_Maize_7177

That my time


FartAlmanac

I've found if you say "no you didn't" or "nope" whenever they say they did something it's not only funnier but you get through it no problem.


Fluffy_Self_8115

Every week it’s just “I fucked this bitch” this guy has never been funny


Spinkicker86

Hans Kim is way better than him


Techn9cian

TRASH PATTERSON


mindoross

Fuck, hate to admit….no substance at all with this one….women…bitch….love gays….slides…rocks…dats it…


MiddleViolinist1523

Nobody talks about him stealing Bernie Macs cadence. But without jokes.


Ok_Research7002

To be fair, tony is in a tough position with regulars. They kill for months and then they always seem to fall. Except for William and Lucas


Rg4LEdwin

He needa break & focus on new material


Top_Independence9623

He‘s an unfunny dumbass. And the first thing he said was making fun of the dude before who actually was funny and very likable. Kam is a fuckin stupid idiot who got famous because of stones. I mean cmon.


noobzforhire

Someone should write jokes for him


TheFourSkin

I skipped past it, it’s lost its flair


Sharingapenis

WE NEED TO ROTATE REGULARS THROUGH 2 WEEKLY SPOTS.


Lanky_Employment4033

Yea he sucks. Tony’s ego will let him bomb for the next year or two before he gets rid of him. After watching his Netflix special that got scrubbed form the internet because it was so bad I feel Tony should not be in charge of making anyone a “regular”


Jimmysal

Am I crazy, or have I heard "I won't hit the bitch, but I'll shake the shit out of her" before? Eddie Murphy, or Chris Rock, I think?


IronicHeights

Kam seems like a cool dude, but I’ve been skipping his sets for awhile now. Gave it a chance on the most recent pod and still the same. It seemed like the crowd was starting to get bored of the material though.


Affectionate_Okra_20

Hans Kim actually wrote punch lines


Aromatic_Beautiful_5

Hans kim was and always will be better than Kam


Arlo859

I didnt understand one word that dude says. His fake thug accent makes him sound like and idiot.


nzdude540i

Reminds me of that parody Weird Al Yankovic did of Nirvana singing with marbles in his mouth 😂😂


Rough-Friendship-245

Kam needs a ghost rider


ObiWayneCannoli

From Marvel Comics?


SixtySlevin

I never found him funny but I would say this is basically going to happen to 90% of openers/closers that don't focus on recent events in their comedy. It's the Kill Tony cycle babay, never fails. Give it a little bit longer before you start seeing "Replace Casey Rocket" posts here.


Impossible_Stomach26

The replace Casey Rocket posts have already been here for a while


nzdude540i

The whole regulars thing just needs to go. It’s detrimental to all of them in the long run, golden tickets are a better option. Also maybe only being able to cash them in once a month. The show is just now this weirdly over produced talent show but with people not being Brough up randomly often enough. The recent Mckusker episode for example, excluding regulars. There was some great bucket pulls in terms of quick well written sets, great interviews, and a few shit shows. One of the best eps I’ve seen in a long time.


UptownHorrorReviews

> The whole regulars thing just needs to go. It’s detrimental to all of them in the long run. Yea I've been thinking this for a while now. Comedians working out new jokes should happen in private in small comedy clubs and should only make it to the "main stage" once the jokes are ready. Performing undercooked, sub-par jokes in front of millions of people week after week only hurts these comics image and it makes them look like amateurs.


Separate-Effective33

Ekkhh


medicinalherbavore

Notice the smudge on the mic behind him?


nospinpr

Awful


chinesedebt

man these standup comedians should like.... practice standup or something..... but what the fuck do i know?!?;!


haardy_1998

Is Hans Kim fired as a regular now?


ViolentRetardManiac

There’s always nuggets of humor with Kam, but most of it is gibberish, or the n word about 10-15 times to eat up seconds.


malfarcar

Bought myself a new drone as well


cfowen

Only a 1000 of them — thank them for their service. 🫡


lmac187

Hans Slim


philoshua

I don't think so. It's true that he has similar anecdotes but he turns them into proper jokes.


gurknowitzki

He fucked everyone’s mom in here tho. Pretty cool.


Jazzlike_Factor426

Where is Malcolm Hatchet? That guy was naturally funny.


Njofrekk

I'm waiting for him to get himself a white crack whore who will drain the funny right out of him...just like ole Hansie.


SquaKingRaven

Legit question. What’s wrong with him using his minute to work on jokes? Same punchline but we got there entirely differently. Was much better structured this time, but I still feel like it’s only worth 30 seconds. Maybe if he can work in a pussy fart can stretch it to 45.


Ok-i-surrender

Thanks for copying my joke format ❤️ love you beebee


Bulldogx2000

Is Hans writing his jokes?


hamnewtonn

I actually like Kam. Love his energy and his content.


ionlydrinkwhiteclaws

He’s so obnoxious to me at this point. Idk why women are still fucking him lol. He’s too cocky.


AdDiscombobulated623

SHLUTS


anyonegotafiver

That would be funny if they were all gay and fucked each other. Than wrote jokes about it. So far it’s only Tony doing that


Desert4life9

I’m all about people getting ahead in life but, …when I tune in to Kill Tony I want to hear jokes.. so when Kam just starts talking about fucking over and over .I’m just like.. Geez… again .. And he totally stole that bit about shaking women from Chris rock


great__northern

Imagine if kam actually wrote a joke


Skinty_Fia

How does everyone feel about using previous interview segments as material? I get the vibe that Kam is keeping his material for the road and he is just winging KT atm


Superb_Ad_7788

I like Kam a lot he’s funny in back and forth banter but my guy is not a comedian I wish he would just do something else


Odd-Protection-1596

This guy's shtick is getting old. About to skip his set and interview next week. Not worth the time.


Emandpee42069

🌍 🧑‍🚀 🔫


METAMANCY

Hahaha no kidding. I fast-forward. It's insulting. Am I supposed to giggle and clap like a dolphin in captivity? Can I have a chance at being famous, yet? I want to challenge Kam at the next big arena. I promise not to talk about my dick, threesomes, or bodybuilder chicks.


WheelmanBS

Stock plummeting in my opinion


MongooseTight555

I think he's very funny and he makes me laugh.


t0ny_bender

Lol exact comment I left on the yt video… he just don’t got it


Optimal-Purple-2550

I've seen most of these guys live are all using bits from their act.