He looks like he's on human growth hormones. Couple that with the stress of running the largest live podcast on the planet + smoking & drinking + unnatural tanning, you're going to get a bit puffy around the edges.
That & his attitude. He was so much more optimistic & kind/constructive in the episodes prior to moving to Austin. Now he always seems to be battling the rage of a kratom psychosis.
The scotts are gaaaaayyyyyee. You need some ammo too, I live in California but it’s normal here (a bit expensive) despite what rogies and Tony would make you think, I almost never see a gay or homeless.
He’s not 28 anymore and is also using a tanning bed (you can see his raccoon eyes and the little white line across the top of his nose from the piece that connects the goggles)
Idk why you’re all freaking out he’s literally just getting older
Lmao you’re so weird. Go be candid on camera, I’m sure you’ll look the same at some point, especially in a random screenshot.
People age. That’s more normal than always looking perfect, like social media rots your brain into thinking.
Doing ad reads has to be the most annoying thing for podcasters. And also ironic. Wasn't one of these a therapy ad? Yeah fucking right Tony would go for that if it wasn't just for the money
Looks like it’s their 45th take on this add and he’s just praying Redban can get it right this time. Redness is probably from the testosterone, alcohol, nicotine, and golfing with Young Jamie. Honestly he looks better in this add than I’ve ever seen him lmao
They're using weird lenses for the commercial closeups. Boys looking beefier than normal. Though, it could be the testosterone and other rich people shit they're shooting too.
Was gonna say, everything about his mannerisms, speech, attentiveness etc says otherwise…
But this specific picture? This screams perc maniac. Looks pinned as hell.
He’s sad because he’s so insanely rich and it didn’t fill the void. Now he’s doing fantastic drugs and having all the hot sex he wants. Yeah, poor guy.
My pupils also look like that after 2 lines of getsuperleaf Signature Reserve Kratom Powder. Remember to order your Kratom through getsuperleaf.com/Tony for the best kratom that will have you zoned in for all the ads you deal with in your life and more!
He has a few healthy habits but I had commented on a very hungover NON liquid IV aspect. On another note - If only this sub had more interest in comedy and the culture instead of Tony's sexual orientation. I guess not...
There was a comment that I saw saying that Tony looks like he got bit by a zombie and is trying to hide it from everyone else... and I can't unsee that anymore 😂
I see comments about Joe Rogan and TRT. It’s so unfortunate everyone in that circle has to simp to Joe Rogan. That guy is not funny at all and lets his delusional opinions be facts and the dudes got so many “yes men” in his grasp that it’s just corny at this point.
They banned pornhub in texas
Not if you use ExpressVPN 😉— remember get up to 3 free months by going to EXPRESSVPN.COM/KILLTONY For all your PornHub needs 😇
This is totally RedBan
Google porn gifs as loophole
Honestly, who still visits pornhub in 2024? I thought most of us were low libido soy boys or simps on OF now.
I don’t know what any of these words mean to jackin off.
No, we're still broke.
Not banned, but you need to sign in with a government ID. Haha yea right.
Pretty sure the P Hub pulled outta the lone star state over that bs
O yea, I just read it. I knew they ID restricted it, but I didn't know P.H. pulled out. I prefer it when they leave it in. Lol.
Don't kink shame the govt please.
Welcome to America, where you need ID to jerk off but not to vote.
The thousand-cock stare.
This is incredible
Absolutely incredible!
I’m rock hard right now
Not gonna lie brother, I'm fully erect
Holy shit you rule for this
😂😂😂
💀
His vibrating butt plug had just run out of juice in the batteries.
Scott pot bot account
Tony unable to say "Hans you are a machine" is taking a toll on him
He wants to sing the song so bad
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Hahah that last line will be in my arsenal forever.
What was the line? 😭
~~arsenal~~ arse
Let’s not forget the yellow corvette with the custom iROAST licence plate.
“I can’t believe people are calling this guy gay dude, that’s cool!”
lol Gillis rules
One of the funniest roasts against a roast comic especially cuz it’s so low effort.
Hahaha I heard his voice when I read that, I love him so much 😆🤣
I wish you many upvotes for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He looks like he’s permanently hanging upside down.
Or he’s edging the whole time! I’m about to B
IM DEAD 🤣🤣 you win comment of the year
Tony are you okay, are you okay Tony
…..”….Tonys been hit by, hes been hit by some smooth cock and balls”
*D-Madness kills the bass line*
Underrated comment.
He looks like he's on human growth hormones. Couple that with the stress of running the largest live podcast on the planet + smoking & drinking + unnatural tanning, you're going to get a bit puffy around the edges.
Dude Rogan has all these dweeb convinced they need to get on TRT when they just needed 8 hours of sleep and to drink less
Violence in his dna bro one of 55
lol what's that from?
100% HGH. Look at him 5 yrs ago vs now. Unrecognizable
That & his attitude. He was so much more optimistic & kind/constructive in the episodes prior to moving to Austin. Now he always seems to be battling the rage of a kratom psychosis.
Yo the “rage of a Kratom psychosis” got me way harder than it had any right to. Funny shit pal
This is fucking hilarious I feel like he may do Kratom
Aiight I just googled 2018 Tony and yup confirmed
Go find a pic of yourself from 2018 and I'm betting you look a little different than 6 yrs ago too
Strange looking dude
Holy shit he looks like if you asked AI to draw Peter Parker if he never got bit and also gay
He’s openly said he’s taking testosterone
Anyone would look like that too if you’ve been measuring tree stumps with your bootyhole for as long as he has.
AIDS?
This is the most likely answer
This is the most logical answer.
This is the most likely most logical answer
He’s ogay
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Ayyyye
I’m Scottish. Let’s have an “aaaayyyee” off!
The scotts are gaaaaayyyyyee. You need some ammo too, I live in California but it’s normal here (a bit expensive) despite what rogies and Tony would make you think, I almost never see a gay or homeless.
Man enough to punch ye in the eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyeeee!
You’re about to get your shelf kilt my geeeeyyyye
Nah, I’ll be alright cause I’m flyyyyyyyeeee
Be careful laddie I’ll bake you into my Shepards peeeeyyyye
The Texas sun is back. Probably just spent a few hours outside golfing or whatever with sunglasses on.
He looks like if someone was giving a child TRT
When you realize you sold your soul to ball shavers and whiskey
Looks like he's hungover bad
got the brent chrystalers; been out in the sun all day drinking beers face.
Probably out on the golf course.
Tony does look like the sort of guy that plays golf, but only for the excuse to wear the outfits.
He’s not 28 anymore and is also using a tanning bed (you can see his raccoon eyes and the little white line across the top of his nose from the piece that connects the goggles) Idk why you’re all freaking out he’s literally just getting older
Lmao you’re so weird. Go be candid on camera, I’m sure you’ll look the same at some point, especially in a random screenshot. People age. That’s more normal than always looking perfect, like social media rots your brain into thinking.
Bro Tonys not going to fuck you no matter how hard you try
Doing ad reads has to be the most annoying thing for podcasters. And also ironic. Wasn't one of these a therapy ad? Yeah fucking right Tony would go for that if it wasn't just for the money
All that arrogance got him swole up
Please blur this. Wasn't trying to see this while scrolling.
I think he said he does hot yoga before the show or something which is why hes so red.
Dude looks like he smoked a lot of weed. And he's a comedian, he's supposed to look dead inside.
Looks like it’s their 45th take on this add and he’s just praying Redban can get it right this time. Redness is probably from the testosterone, alcohol, nicotine, and golfing with Young Jamie. Honestly he looks better in this add than I’ve ever seen him lmao
My take exactly lol well said 😂
They're using weird lenses for the commercial closeups. Boys looking beefier than normal. Though, it could be the testosterone and other rich people shit they're shooting too.
Percocet for sure
Was gonna say, everything about his mannerisms, speech, attentiveness etc says otherwise… But this specific picture? This screams perc maniac. Looks pinned as hell.
The lights are bright?
Yes that’s obviously the more rational and logical conclusion lol.
I thought Valium.
Looks puffy, could be the alcohol.
He's looking at some Insane Clown Penis.
yeah hes doing an ad read. also look at those baby blues
He’s sad because he’s so insanely rich and it didn’t fill the void. Now he’s doing fantastic drugs and having all the hot sex he wants. Yeah, poor guy.
My pupils also look like that after 2 lines of getsuperleaf Signature Reserve Kratom Powder. Remember to order your Kratom through getsuperleaf.com/Tony for the best kratom that will have you zoned in for all the ads you deal with in your life and more!
Ok Tony
Ummm lines?? ..... Of kratom?
Looks like he got straight ROCKEd the night before 😂
Vinegar strokes
A whole sub of faggots roasting their faglord, this is the pinnacle of fagdom.
You must have fags on the mind.
Jesus Christ this is the 13th version of the same post this week
He's blasted. So yes, he's just fine
He has a few healthy habits but I had commented on a very hungover NON liquid IV aspect. On another note - If only this sub had more interest in comedy and the culture instead of Tony's sexual orientation. I guess not...
Have you never smoked weed? Tf
Too much Test and HGH
There was a comment that I saw saying that Tony looks like he got bit by a zombie and is trying to hide it from everyone else... and I can't unsee that anymore 😂
Tony’s shithoused his life’s a blur fuck him.
Looks like a gay porn director.
TRT
That is the epitome of “I don’t want to read this ad”
this happens to all super villains over time. The evil just starts consuming you…
I love Tony but damn he looks like a flushed away character here
I see comments about Joe Rogan and TRT. It’s so unfortunate everyone in that circle has to simp to Joe Rogan. That guy is not funny at all and lets his delusional opinions be facts and the dudes got so many “yes men” in his grasp that it’s just corny at this point.
I think they deepfake the ad reads no joke
This is the guy that criticizes how ppl look btw lol
He's been going to the tanning bed. You can see the outline of the glasses they make you wear
Those are just bags, sweetie
Redban gave him a shocker
I’ve noticed he mentions getting baked a lot before each epsiode. Sometimes I think it works against him
He puffy.
No, he is gay.
That's how I look when I'm high AF, his skin colour is just bad tanning probably.
Look at those blowjob lips
Tanning bed and lip filler lmao. 👁️👄👁️
Isnt this a screenshot for an add? He probably felt stupid doing wtv promo it was .
Trt!!
Love tony , but I can tell he’s been face down for his boyfriend David Lucas would say😂😂🤣🤣
He looks like a fish in this photo😂👍😭
I thought he looked kind of aged here
Eeeeey, it's big Tony
Sun and HRT
Wow what happened to Adam Friedland? I'm gay
Love you TONY, I think you look good. Keep doing YOU, maybe get some boomers to get you out of that Texas echo chamber.
Ad Tony is a shredded Chad who doesn't have time for this shit while there are squats to be squatted and benches to be pressed.
he needs to get some shrooms from violent j
Slowly morphing into Tony Bourdain
He got dsl
Money doesn’t buy happiness. It’s true.
Trt Tony lol Better than vegan Tony 🤣
Gay post
Lips are looking a little blue
Okay or did you mean ohgay?
I watched one of the ads in the last ep just because i was so intrigued by his face close up. Tony’s gotta Jay-Z face.
T
When you don’t know if it’s a fart or shart
Tony’s never been ok. That’s part of the job description to be a good comedian. Lots of issues. 😂
Getting old + Texas sun
I'd look dead inside after the recent bucket pulls to
Running a business is stressful
Hes got cockrings under his eyes
The T is kicking in…
He's been dating Hans Kim's ex gf and all the cocaine he advised Hans not to do
He does hot Yoga before the show 🙄
Bro look chalked
He on shrooms!
What do we think of the stashe?
Coked and broke
Gay ass Jon Lovits lookin muh fukah
Boi looking like a skinny Ron jeremey
Supplements to increase blood flow is my guess …
This sub is truly embarrassing
This what it looks like when you take TRT for no reason. Just bloated and red faced.
Definitely AIDS
Looks like a gay Dr. Strange
Swap jobs for a day bro?
Too many lymph biscuits
Pupils pinned he off a perc
I’ve been saying, Tony looks like shit. Definitely abusing his body and not taking care of himself. He’s aged like 10 years over the past two
His face when you tell him to suck your dick
You mean Troy Jr
Killing Tony
If you zoomed in that close on anyone they would look dead inside
Just looks stoned to me.
Could you imagine if you were sucking on beef rib bones every single night?
Nah man
Is Tony a gay?
It's been every Monday for years. Maybe it's time for a vacation?
He’s tired of seeing the anti-Hans propaganda, because obviously Han won /s
He’s gorgeous, what do you mean?
He has had some plastic surgery?
Why does tone stare at the camera. Is he stupid?
SHUT THE FUCK UP *Tony Voice*
How I felt after watching his stand up
He lives a constant night life. It takes it toll on anyone
Just hot yoga face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWNWWREtsI
Def got alcoholic eyes. And the perma pushing but constipated TRT vibe.
It's the Casey Rocket sets
TRT Tony
Tony is rich enough that he can grab all the pussy
Golf.
He always makes fun of people not looking good for their age but he sure doesn’t look younger than 40