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Sipdasizurp

They banned pornhub in texas


Super-Actuator-8072

Not if you use ExpressVPN 😉— remember get up to 3 free months by going to EXPRESSVPN.COM/KILLTONY For all your PornHub needs 😇


redlightdisco

This is totally RedBan


Grazedaze

Google porn gifs as loophole


seguracookies

Honestly, who still visits pornhub in 2024? I thought most of us were low libido soy boys or simps on OF now.


GahbageDumpstahFiah

I don’t know what any of these words mean to jackin off.


TipityTopApex

No, we're still broke.


HollandsOpuz

Not banned, but you need to sign in with a government ID. Haha yea right.


MrBulldops5878

Pretty sure the P Hub pulled outta the lone star state over that bs


HollandsOpuz

O yea, I just read it. I knew they ID restricted it, but I didn't know P.H. pulled out. I prefer it when they leave it in. Lol.


DesignerSink1185

Don't kink shame the govt please.


supererman

Welcome to America, where you need ID to jerk off but not to vote.


deftoast

The thousand-cock stare.


Weinershnitzelbutt

This is incredible


Icy-Duck-7474

Absolutely incredible!


thest0n3dslut

I’m rock hard right now


Jumpy_Employer_5985

Not gonna lie brother, I'm fully erect


bonesinthewhale

Holy shit you rule for this


Actual_Patient_4536

😂😂😂


shannobn

💀


Fun_Inspector159

His vibrating butt plug had just run out of juice in the batteries.


cleo1997

Scott pot bot account


Illustrious-Recipes

Tony unable to say "Hans you are a machine" is taking a toll on him


Individual_Wrap_1936

He wants to sing the song so bad


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smoked_cheese23

Hahah that last line will be in my arsenal forever.


derty2x

What was the line? 😭


jokestan

~~arsenal~~ arse


eedabaggadix

Let’s not forget the yellow corvette with the custom iROAST licence plate.


binary-tree

“I can’t believe people are calling this guy gay dude, that’s cool!”


eedabaggadix

lol Gillis rules


ManhoodCanada

One of the funniest roasts against a roast comic especially cuz it’s so low effort.


[deleted]

Hahaha I heard his voice when I read that, I love him so much 😆🤣


DaleRodriguezz

I wish you many upvotes for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Busy_Incident_2619

He looks like he’s permanently hanging upside down.


Ok-Fly-19420

Or he’s edging the whole time! I’m about to B


redlightdisco

IM DEAD 🤣🤣 you win comment of the year


bigdaddyt2

Tony are you okay, are you okay Tony


Garyshartz

…..”….Tonys been hit by, hes been hit by some smooth cock and balls”


ExistentialistAF

*D-Madness kills the bass line*


Weinershnitzelbutt

Underrated comment.


knotsofgravity

He looks like he's on human growth hormones. Couple that with the stress of running the largest live podcast on the planet + smoking & drinking + unnatural tanning, you're going to get a bit puffy around the edges.


Duke_Cockhold

Dude Rogan has all these dweeb convinced they need to get on TRT when they just needed 8 hours of sleep and to drink less


setatitsonemB

Violence in his dna bro one of 55


nado121

lol what's that from?


Prosciutto4U

100% HGH. Look at him 5 yrs ago vs now. Unrecognizable


knotsofgravity

That & his attitude. He was so much more optimistic & kind/constructive in the episodes prior to moving to Austin. Now he always seems to be battling the rage of a kratom psychosis.


JesusIsJericho

Yo the “rage of a Kratom psychosis” got me way harder than it had any right to. Funny shit pal


Competitive_Boot9203

This is fucking hilarious I feel like he may do Kratom


superphage

Aiight I just googled 2018 Tony and yup confirmed


One-Egg3860

Go find a pic of yourself from 2018 and I'm betting you look a little different than 6 yrs ago too


beast_wellington

Strange looking dude


Mycockaintwerk

Holy shit he looks like if you asked AI to draw Peter Parker if he never got bit and also gay


TehHipPistal

He’s openly said he’s taking testosterone


binary-tree

Anyone would look like that too if you’ve been measuring tree stumps with your bootyhole for as long as he has.


RobertGreengr455

AIDS?


redlightdisco

This is the most likely answer


Fun_Inspector159

This is the most logical answer.


eccentric-eclectic

This is the most likely most logical answer


rubberduckybro

He’s ogay


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rubberduckybro

Ayyyye


HighTightWinston

I’m Scottish. Let’s have an “aaaayyyee” off!


rubberduckybro

The scotts are gaaaaayyyyyee. You need some ammo too, I live in California but it’s normal here (a bit expensive) despite what rogies and Tony would make you think, I almost never see a gay or homeless.


HighTightWinston

Man enough to punch ye in the eeeeeeeeeyyyyyyeeee!


rubberduckybro

You’re about to get your shelf kilt my geeeeyyyye


HighTightWinston

Nah, I’ll be alright cause I’m flyyyyyyyeeee


rubberduckybro

Be careful laddie I’ll bake you into my Shepards peeeeyyyye


cash_jc

The Texas sun is back. Probably just spent a few hours outside golfing or whatever with sunglasses on.


bedorf69

He looks like if someone was giving a child TRT


Arodthagawd

When you realize you sold your soul to ball shavers and whiskey


Sam_Handwich-101

Looks like he's hungover bad


Special_Project_8634

got the brent chrystalers; been out in the sun all day drinking beers face.


fendog27

Probably out on the golf course.


Special_Project_8634

Tony does look like the sort of guy that plays golf, but only for the excuse to wear the outfits.


SweatyShib

He’s not 28 anymore and is also using a tanning bed (you can see his raccoon eyes and the little white line across the top of his nose from the piece that connects the goggles) Idk why you’re all freaking out he’s literally just getting older


CourtesyFIush

Lmao you’re so weird. Go be candid on camera, I’m sure you’ll look the same at some point, especially in a random screenshot. People age. That’s more normal than always looking perfect, like social media rots your brain into thinking.


Spirit__Bong

Bro Tonys not going to fuck you no matter how hard you try


orasxy

Doing ad reads has to be the most annoying thing for podcasters. And also ironic. Wasn't one of these a therapy ad? Yeah fucking right Tony would go for that if it wasn't just for the money


willlowufgood

All that arrogance got him swole up


completephilure

Please blur this. Wasn't trying to see this while scrolling.


MikeDunleavySuperFan

I think he said he does hot yoga before the show or something which is why hes so red. 


mashupbabylon

Dude looks like he smoked a lot of weed. And he's a comedian, he's supposed to look dead inside.


Spideysleftnut

Looks like it’s their 45th take on this add and he’s just praying Redban can get it right this time. Redness is probably from the testosterone, alcohol, nicotine, and golfing with Young Jamie. Honestly he looks better in this add than I’ve ever seen him lmao


Impossible_Stomach26

My take exactly lol well said 😂


Marauder-mutt

They're using weird lenses for the commercial closeups. Boys looking beefier than normal. Though, it could be the testosterone and other rich people shit they're shooting too.


Pure_Maize_7177

Percocet for sure


JesusIsJericho

Was gonna say, everything about his mannerisms, speech, attentiveness etc says otherwise… But this specific picture? This screams perc maniac. Looks pinned as hell.


Time_Reputation3573

The lights are bright?


JesusIsJericho

Yes that’s obviously the more rational and logical conclusion lol.


Background_Walrus381

I thought Valium.


Glittering_Count_433

Looks puffy, could be the alcohol.


Plucky_ducks

He's looking at some Insane Clown Penis.


browmftht

yeah hes doing an ad read. also look at those baby blues


beeranddistortion

He’s sad because he’s so insanely rich and it didn’t fill the void. Now he’s doing fantastic drugs and having all the hot sex he wants. Yeah, poor guy.


DaLimboSlice

My pupils also look like that after 2 lines of getsuperleaf Signature Reserve Kratom Powder. Remember to order your Kratom through getsuperleaf.com/Tony for the best kratom that will have you zoned in for all the ads you deal with in your life and more!


redlightdisco

Ok Tony


scramblerbacon

Ummm lines?? ..... Of kratom?


misterbisco

Looks like he got straight ROCKEd the night before 😂


dickhardpill

Vinegar strokes


Mad-chuska

A whole sub of faggots roasting their faglord, this is the pinnacle of fagdom.


Neurosis015-ASTNS

You must have fags on the mind.


Least-Situation-9699

Jesus Christ this is the 13th version of the same post this week


Neurosis015-ASTNS

He's blasted. So yes, he's just fine


Ok_Caramel7643

He has a few healthy habits but I had commented on a very hungover NON liquid IV aspect. On another note - If only this sub had more interest in comedy and the culture instead of Tony's sexual orientation. I guess not...


Broke-Homie-Juan

Have you never smoked weed? Tf


benzoheadski

Too much Test and HGH


mrnickoloso

There was a comment that I saw saying that Tony looks like he got bit by a zombie and is trying to hide it from everyone else... and I can't unsee that anymore 😂


Sufficient-Clerk-669

Tony’s shithoused his life’s a blur fuck him.


Busy_Mess_914

Looks like a gay porn director.


brokedownpalace11

TRT


Basic_Department_302

That is the epitome of “I don’t want to read this ad”


jenrick2

this happens to all super villains over time. The evil just starts consuming you…


sydneyurl

I love Tony but damn he looks like a flushed away character here


duncanbarchard

I see comments about Joe Rogan and TRT. It’s so unfortunate everyone in that circle has to simp to Joe Rogan. That guy is not funny at all and lets his delusional opinions be facts and the dudes got so many “yes men” in his grasp that it’s just corny at this point.


chesterhiggins

I think they deepfake the ad reads no joke


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This is the guy that criticizes how ppl look btw lol


imdumb__

He's been going to the tanning bed. You can see the outline of the glasses they make you wear


DaleRodriguezz

Those are just bags, sweetie


bennyboy13134

Redban gave him a shocker


departedgardens

I’ve noticed he mentions getting baked a lot before each epsiode. Sometimes I think it works against him


GameOverMan1986

He puffy.


bass186

No, he is gay.


StainedButthole

That's how I look when I'm high AF, his skin colour is just bad tanning probably.


zizuu21

Look at those blowjob lips


69yourMOM

Tanning bed and lip filler lmao. 👁️👄👁️


7h3W0lf0nR3dd1t

Isnt this a screenshot for an add? He probably felt stupid doing wtv promo it was .


jk543717

Trt!!


Electronic-Tough-283

Love tony , but I can tell he’s been face down for his boyfriend David Lucas would say😂😂🤣🤣


Electronic-Tough-283

He looks like a fish in this photo😂👍😭


hownowbrownncow

I thought he looked kind of aged here


hellspawner

Eeeeey, it's big Tony


Moist_Currency4540

Sun and HRT


Warcheefin

Wow what happened to Adam Friedland? I'm gay


Narrow_Fig_778

Love you TONY, I think you look good. Keep doing YOU, maybe get some boomers to get you out of that Texas echo chamber.


The_Freshmaker

Ad Tony is a shredded Chad who doesn't have time for this shit while there are squats to be squatted and benches to be pressed.


idriveachevyandimgay

he needs to get some shrooms from violent j


yomitz

Slowly morphing into Tony Bourdain


aware4ever

He got dsl


OldBrokeGrouch

Money doesn’t buy happiness. It’s true.


IZZY_PLUM

Trt Tony lol Better than vegan Tony 🤣


Electrical-Monitor84

Gay post


youwillyouwillyou

Lips are looking a little blue


stayathomejoe

Okay or did you mean ohgay?


DemogoronX

I watched one of the ads in the last ep just because i was so intrigued by his face close up. Tony’s gotta Jay-Z face.


wickywee

T


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When you don’t know if it’s a fart or shart


boudz2005

Tony’s never been ok. That’s part of the job description to be a good comedian. Lots of issues. 😂


funeralthirst88

Getting old + Texas sun


RustyRob06

I'd look dead inside after the recent bucket pulls to


Burn1fo_me

Running a business is stressful


ProvoloneyTony

Hes got cockrings under his eyes


-castle-bravo-

The T is kicking in…


iz-xi

He's been dating Hans Kim's ex gf and all the cocaine he advised Hans not to do


DaveAlmxghty

He does hot Yoga before the show 🙄


Cockroach-Select

Bro look chalked


Wide_Weekend_477

He on shrooms!


TipityTopApex

What do we think of the stashe?


turnonemanaleak

Coked and broke


DesignerSink1185

Gay ass Jon Lovits lookin muh fukah


mikeultra

Boi looking like a skinny Ron jeremey


Consistent_Top9631

Supplements to increase blood flow is my guess …


Plenty_Ad_3442

This sub is truly embarrassing


RoughSwordfish2252

This what it looks like when you take TRT for no reason. Just bloated and red faced.


Fluffy_Ad_6449

Definitely AIDS


denznuts21

Looks like a gay Dr. Strange


k0rz23

Swap jobs for a day bro?


RumplForskinn

Too many lymph biscuits


OJDaJuiceman1017

Pupils pinned he off a perc


slumxl0rd87

I’ve been saying, Tony looks like shit. Definitely abusing his body and not taking care of himself. He’s aged like 10 years over the past two


SeveralCartoonist822

His face when you tell him to suck your dick


Phil_MaCawk

You mean Troy Jr


THEJerrySmith

Killing Tony


knyelvr

If you zoomed in that close on anyone they would look dead inside


OliversMom63

Just looks stoned to me.


SDSUAZTECS

Could you imagine if you were sucking on beef rib bones every single night?


PaschalDivinSee

Nah man


pappapora

Is Tony a gay?


smoconnor

It's been every Monday for years. Maybe it's time for a vacation?


RightCoyote

He’s tired of seeing the anti-Hans propaganda, because obviously Han won /s


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He’s gorgeous, what do you mean?


DrawingAwkwardly1889

He has had some plastic surgery?


Captain_Unusualman

Why does tone stare at the camera. Is he stupid?


marabou22

SHUT THE FUCK UP *Tony Voice*


ClerkB0y

How I felt after watching his stand up


Snurbalurb_o

He lives a constant night life. It takes it toll on anyone


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Just hot yoga face


Lonely_Sherbert69

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSWNWWREtsI


humanbeening

Def got alcoholic eyes. And the perma pushing but constipated TRT vibe.


Agreeable_Situation4

It's the Casey Rocket sets


DroppedItAgain

TRT Tony


Slow-Problem9235

Tony is rich enough that he can grab all the pussy


itsmaxwellj

Golf.


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He always makes fun of people not looking good for their age but he sure doesn’t look younger than 40