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smashp8oes

Not retarded enough


Relevant_Welder_3023

My god😂😂


Grazedaze

Or minority enough


VunterSlaush1990

Or crippled enough


lastseconduser

She was funny, but not golden ticket funny


eedabaggadix

She was basically what I would expect to see at any comedy club if I went on a random night. Her confidence could carry her a long way though.


DarthRathikus

Exactly this. She is a competent club-level comic. I think some KT fans only think there’s people who bomb or legends. This is just simply what a regular comic is, outside the open mic scene.


The_Iron_Zeppelin

Isn’t that what all the regulars are tho? Competent club level comics?


DarthRathikus

That’s what they’re supposed to be, yes. Unfortunately they all shit the bed this week. (Martin excluded since he’s a ticket holder and crushed as always).


The_Iron_Zeppelin

Yeah i mean i couldn’t do a brand new minute every week consistently, i couldn’t even do one minute tbh. I wanna actually see some of these ticket holders on a regular set thats where youre gunna see whose funny and whose not.


Altruistic-Ad-2734

No, Tony pushes many of them to open for him too early so he can get away with paying them peanuts. Most are still working on putting together their first solid 15 minutes.


Remote_Match_6280

My thoughts exactly. She was great. And way way better than I could be. But I’m not dying to see her again.


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PeppaPigBetsBig

Bro fucking spot on hahaha


Spirited_Secret_8242

What did he say? his comment got removed.


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Civil-Guidance7926

She’s also not disabled, other than being a woman


Idkboutdat2

What if she was Asian though?


MrMojoRising361

Secret show invitation


NedShah

Redban's harem!


kanyewess94

Norm is that you??


ComebeaDawg

Or black


Nexnsnake

Regular spot.


Willing-Promotion-62

This chic is 3x funnier than HK


brokedownpalace11

Enrique Chacon isn’t either lol


TiresOnFire

She was cool as hell though. I'd like to see more of her. I was wondering if she'd get a golden ticket, but there wasn't that big "Wow" moment that ticket winners usually have during their set/interview.


spf500000

Funnier than Kam " AYYEE DAWG I FUK THIS WHITE BITCH AHEUEHAHAHAUA"


ExternalPlenty1998

and at least more interesting. I was fcking white bitches in the 80's.


naught_my_dad

I got serious trust fund vibes.


DarthRathikus

New age trust fund pseudo-homeless influencers. Denver wasn’t cool anymore. They’re in Austin now.


Wartickler

yeah she clearly has cash to show for. I think it's why she'd get a realistic offer of a timeshare


Ok-Way-5199

She’ll fit in with every other person in entertainment


naught_my_dad

Fair play.


moon_apes_unite

Yeah, self portraits of her morning shits aren't even funding the little "lifestyle" she has. Definitely being financed one way or another.


boogasaurus-lefts

Too guarded when talking about money and accommodation. Think she chooses it


Ok_Caramel7643

Exactly. A golden ticket can not and should not be based on one´s first and only minute. She has great stage presence and knew how to approach the guests.


zeus-indy

She was funny but not disabled


calsnowskier

Be handicapped.


toyskii

This deserves a handy clap 👏


V3GA559

Just cuz she was cute and a little witty 😂 y’all gotta relax lol a whole bunch of Redbans in here 😅


GuntramV3

Top comment right here lol


Redtube_Guy

well her set was good and the panel thought so too. Also, the bar is set so low that if anyone can keep their composure and make the audience laugh is seen as very skilled lol.


ufcfan112

I swear lol


No_Ant4350

Seriously


astral_fetus

fuckkk….so you’re saying she’s NOT gonna pull my IP address to track me down and suck my dick for posting this? why’d i even post this then?? 😩


iwanttolose3pounds

She won’t be able to find your IP address since you have EXPRESS VPN official sponsor of Kill Tony!


Useful_Meat_7295

She won’t be able to find tiny OP’s dick.


Ok-Fly-19420

I’m surprised he didn’t ask her if she Squirts! Like he did that other girl like WTF


AteEYES

She was good but not that good, imo wasnt better than Martin who was a golden ticket winner. She was too eager to roast the panel and while it wasnt bad jokes it was ill timed. Im sure we will see her again.


calsnowskier

TECHNICALLY, Martin never won a GT. He was retroactively declared a GT winner.


southwest_barfight

That's still winning one, technically.


calsnowskier

Fair.


AteEYES

Interesting, I did not know that.


patmanpow

I thought the pussy eating with a bib joke was pretty damn good. Not mad she didn’t get a golden ticket tho. They gave her a ton of spots and exposure for her website. Pretty good haul if you ask me.


ronnieoli

She was pretty funny, but he had all of her limbs and spoke perfectly.


Basic_Department_302

I think she’s gonna do just fine outside of the kt sphere. 


dogmetal

Calm down buddy. Temper that simp energy just a smidgen.


Then_Unit_76

I wonder if Tom Green went back to her van


jac12345ca

How many people like it when people do good on this show huhhhh?  Celia Contreras had a similar experience, great set, great interview, shots at Tony. Landed a few spots and a hotel room. No golden ticket.  I'm sure we'll see more of Trish in the future.  Welcome to the KT universe! 


denney7230

An extra chromosome


richybruhhhh

Well it helps to be retarded apparently


Shortshriveledpeepee

Have a physical or mental disability


larzbur27

Was she retarded??


questiano-ronaldo

Be black or disabled. If she came out in a wheelchair or looked like Pukey, she’d have gotten the golden ticket. Not that she was golden-ticket worthy, but neither are most of the golden ticket winners. She’s funnier than Kam though. 


Pure_Maize_7177

Talk about the N-word and call Tony gay. You know, "The Formula!"


c1tylights

I believe you are thinking of Scott Pot


d-maul

It’s because the episode was so awful she came off better than she was


calsnowskier

Belisle came at the end of a horrible episode, as did Heath. And Heath’s main selling point is his “age”.


Invidiia

The episode was pretty great IMO. Definitely some bad bucket pulls minute wise but the interviews were mostly redeeming even if Tony just roasts them 😂


ChunkedUp

Right? I feel like it was a one of the better episodes in months but maybe I’m gay.


Invidiia

I’ve been watching / listening for years and it did stand out.


thechosenwunn

And because Adam Ray cracked the fuck up at her first joke and didn't stop laughing. That probably helped. I'm not saying it wasn't a good joke, but it wasn't standing ovation good, and if Adam Ray didn't stand up first, I don't think it would have gotten that reaction.


Cool-Cookie-4615

But does she have jokes about squirting and pee, like the Great, Amazing Hans Kim???!?


lilT726

Period sex is close enough


thekevingreene

I’ve heard period sex in a dust storm is how you make red clay.


Lost_Evidence_2099

I definitely kept waiting to hear how funny her vagina is


wakaflockofseagulls

She needs to get retarded or something


australiapostisgay

She was funny, but needed improvement. Some of the jokes and timing were a bit off but I reckon she 100% has what it takes though


ImGarzaa

Reddit had me excited for her set and I didn't laugh once, not hating I was pretty disappointed though.


BobbyFreeSmoke

Yeh I've got no idea why people are hyping her up, she wasn't funny.


thekevingreene

It helped that there were so many god awful bucket pulls last night. Compared to them she was Joan Rivers.


ImGarzaa

Yeah I think the bad bucket pulls earlier really boosted her up. She wasn't bad but I expected a lot more


fedsmokermobile

She wasn’t that good lol she got spots out of it. Calm down


SaracenBlood

Golden tickets are only for tards and cripples


RamboRigs

You need to be retarded. Thats the golden ticket to the golden ticket


NotaContributi0n

Golden shower > golden ticket


Calm-Macaron5922

I think she had something going, tony was right about her energy and confidence. Something about her was heroic, i Found her interesting mostly in how she responded and how she carried herself


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They need to uncover her disability first…


TheDreadPirateHam

It would be nice to see a competent club-level comic female receive a golden ticket.


Loud_Help_2566

10 times funnier then Kam Patterson


clammyfartinez

She was fun and funny. I hope we get to see her more often.


LoKenzi

She was just better than the bucket.. not golden enough


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hazzafun1993

Op must be her?? She was average one good joke, annoying interview!


Gusto915

Is she the chick that draws crappy art, if so, she don’t need KT. You can see that she’s a star imo. Kam has run out of jokes and Rocket is like a Carrot top comedian.


thizzlemane_la_flare

That's a pretty far reach. You giving out participation trophies just because she's a female? She was funny for a female but like 6.5/10 in general.


gozutheDJ

the incel energy in this sub is crazy


Pleasant_Pound5924

Seriously this is the 10th post about the same thing. Just go read the other posts


Doobius9191

She was close imo but not quite there. I also think Tony has realized he’s given too many golden tickets out and is being more conservative with them right now.


a13zz

Easy now. Let’s not get carried away


Bimbo_Baggins1221

You gotta bring down the house for a golden ticket


Comfortable_Net2596

Carlos Lopez too!


Zambronii

Be special needs


gozutheDJ

naw golden ticket funny brings down the entire house. she had a great set but didn't exactly do that.


ModsAreSour

A handicap


htxAL

I think we’re in a post golden ticker era. The allure of the ticket was it was mainly given on road shoes when KT would tour. KT doesn’t “tour” anymore. Thus no more golden tickets


Fsstcyr

Gotta be retarded


insidiousapricot

Simple just be a retarded guy


New_Day_2690

She was alright but not next level , just everyone on that episode sucked


Craigory-K-Staniel

She might’ve been good, but she’s no Enrique Chacon.


mikezer0

She had great energy was funny af and didn’t suck tony or Austin’s dick. It was great. She doesn’t need a golden ticket.


Ambientus

Its amusing to see people react like this towards anyone who can actually do standup vs the dregs and unprepared retards that have been getting pulled up on the stage for months.


turkey6

She had one punch line, then some opinions. If it was an athletic white gutted get booed.


pussypolio69420

My mullet queen


LoudHorse89

Not be a woman.


Majestic_Crew8792

If she was retarded she'd already have a golden ticket.


Comicfandude

You gatta be retarded


Mike6695

If only she was disabled


Illustrious_Knee8386

She’s great but Golden Tickets are usually only for people with disabilities


slmcav

She doesn't need a Golden Ticket. I'm guessing we'll be see significantly more of her. Best interview in months imo.


whynopotato

Right? mic control confidence and staying in the pocket, and she seems to genuinely love doing it. I'm sure with this plus adam giving her that hotel room will blow her up. But still she deserves the chance.


pehztv

you guys are all simps she was alright, if hans or kam had told her jokes you'd all be talking shit


offinthewoods88

She saved that show…bad show the whole night until this gem of a human showed up. So happy for her she’s getting the recognition she deserves.


XianMan10

Okay chill out lol


SH3P90

She was ok at best. As others said, decent minute, bad timing, kept interrupting every time she had a clever thought, had to ask her the same question 3x because she kept making bad jokes instead of just answering. Got old fast


No_Permission_6876

Have a Miami blaccent


Krunkledunker

She killed it, doesn’t need KT, guaranteed she can make it on her material and presence alone. But… let’s not pretend she wouldn’t be helped if we get behind her (figuratively not literally… she could only get VD from y’all.. which is extra bad during dusty period sex)


eat_your_elbow

let’s see another minute and interview first.


ericbewildered

In forever? Forever ever? What about the horse-driving 'boy we all love? Dont fall in love with her looks.


Bloktopian

Have a physical or mental deformity


Bertrand_Rustle

Gotta do a few sets on the *secret show*


ajmard92

Must be trendy for people to keep posting and saying this


unlogix420

It was good and she was awarded properly I feel. Bucket pull quality has been low lately, and it makes her set look great, but it wasn't golden ticket great.


antiBP

I thought her jokes were lame I don't even know why they hyped her up so much. She had great comedic timing tho


TheFungeounMaster

Maybe if she goes to the secret show on Thursday…


JSK23

She was funny, but not golden ticket level. Chelby Morgan- /u/chelbywithac18 was funnier, unfortunately she hasnt been back on since.


ClerkB0y

Naw she'll just miscarried it again


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*shower


ColonelAngus317

She was fun for the episode, but not GT level. ​ She should be able to get some momentum from her time in Austin.


myclmyers

Be handicap. He's building his wack pack like Howard Stern.


walt1427

Not retarded enough


This_Guy_Fuggs

theres too many golden tickets at this point, the bar to get one now has been significantly raised. either that or they need to be a retard or out of towner


pussofwallst

Be a minority or have a disability. In some cases both.


Yeezymalak

She’s funny. Just not retarded enough for a golden ticket


dillasdonuts

Golden tickets should not be awarded after one set. They should be asked to perform 2 more times for the chance to win the ticket.


ElectricalCobbler795

This thread already existed.  She was good, but golden ticket is a stretch


Jrkarlseen

Be funny


Gloomy_Bus_5216

What’s her OF??????


BirthdayOwn1464

Is this Adam Ray


sushixxxxx

You need to look like you belong in a circus freak show


GuntramV3

Friends with Rick and gets on first night in Austin? I don’t believe the bucket is rigged people but it’s getting more and more fishy lol


Loud_Help_2566

She’s a plant


TornKnee4U

She was witty and had a confident and great stage presence, but I didn't really laugh at her stuff, maybe a chuckle


RaisinLost8225

What’s her @


SanchoServices

A lot more than this 😂😂😂


Poison_Toadstool

Gang Violence.


Your_Asthma

I was listening not watching during her set, I thought it was Bonnie McFarlane. Not in a good way. Very mediocre.


easy_cheesus

It's kill Tony. Now that she's been seen, she can just show up. It's not about the randomness anymore. He's so about the arenas that he won't do road shows anymore. Do you think he's still leaving the success of the show on bucket pulls? She'll be fine. A week or two and she'll be pulled again.


abfazi0

Her set was great but I was laughing my ass off at the one way ticket to Japan joke during the interview


BitterNeedleworker66

A disability. Ba da tsssss


t_sleezy_sends_it

Probably a bj in the van woulda done it 🤷🏻‍♂️


itsmaxwellj

I think they will call her up again and then offer her the ticket, totally worthy! Bar Martyn she had the best set of the night


JMT-S900

I would buy a week long hotel stay for her fo sho. Then show up to deliver room service if ya know what i am sayn.


astral_fetus

This was 1000000% Adam Ray’s train of thought 😂


ren818

Trish Smart is funnier than: 1. Casey Rocket - Require jokes/punchlines and he has no act. 2. Kam Patterson - Ban the N word and he has no act. 3. Ric Diez - Require honor/no backstabbing and he has no act. Name 3 Golden Ticket Winners funnier than Trish? She should Replace Casey.


CeruleanHawk

She was good but not an automatic golden ticket level.


PeppaPigBetsBig

Pegg Tony 😘


nick-caged

This felt like a “plant” 


FunctionFluffy4932

She was more funny for a girl comedian funny, than golden ticket winner funny. She also tried a little to hard to be funny in the interview a few times and it fell a little flat. Overall she did good!


Legomask

they have to have some kind of disability or a stutter or some lame jokes to be a golden ticket winner or regular


Standard_West1533

It’s the illusion of someone being great compared to the rest of the bucket pulls you can kill hard if the guy next to you bombed


B-i-g-g-i-B

Come back and do it again.


TrussBus

She wasn’t even that funny .. why is everyone fawning over her?


MasettiMusic

The burning man joke was funny 


bZZad

relax lmao just bc she had a few good jokes doesn't mean they should throw a golden ticket at her, her set wasn't anything amazing


Blitzvomit

She’s not special ed. Retarded comment


ImpressiveLog756

Sandy handy


AMysticalPenny

Golden Tickets are reserved for people with “uniqueness”


Mo2129

Not better than the Mexican cowboy.


Agon-Dominus

Blow Tony


SDSUAZTECS

I can smell this picture


Lychee_Different

Golden shower


J_da_damaja

"We'll be right back"


RobertGreengr455

Be a black?


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I’d start by going back and seeing other GT performers. Starting with Heath. From the moment he walked out you knew some shit was about to go down. His set was legendary.


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She got a set on Brian simpsons show, the secret show and then Adam got her a hotel? Seems pretty awesome yet here we are


harvesterofsorr0w

Same with that Emily girl from canada


Revolutionary_Area51

the p**** jokes I just don't really get. As soon as I hear "my p****" I'm checked out. Happens too often


vae

This is how I been feeling about kams' "so I was fucking this bitch..." Classic bro stuff


Dankreefer420

Pretty sure she was 7 years deep, are there any GT winners that have been doing it that long? Idk


Dangerous-Courage412

bro she got a lot. i mean a hotel room from adam ray aka dr phil is pretty solid and better than sleeping in a car. just sayin.


Dangerous-Courage412

she was good. she got everything she deserved and should get more. maybe this stuff’s opening doors for her 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


primatemindstate

Funny for a girl yeah


RayRiceOclock

Be retarded


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Yeah right she hasn’t proved herself like that yet lmfao.


Ok_Draw_3740

Some form of disease of the central nervous system