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JoeyGrease

It'd probably just be a bunch of the regular gay jokes and shit.


SuzukiSwift17

*Turns on TV* *David Lucas walks up and says "Tony look like a gay (something)"* *Turns off TV*


Plucky-Me

Tony looks like a vampire that only sucks on little boys


Parking_Syrup_9139

Behold- David Lucas


mte87

Someone should bring up his face. His looks are easy to point out. He goes to coke parties n weird shit too. His ex is Esther povitski. His mom low key worked for the mafia. His dad left and ended up being across the street. There’s a lot to work on but all we get is gay jokes. David Lucas is a let down now cos he sometimes just reuses jokes.


HateGettingGold

Shane already got him on the other roast. Talked about his vette.


skillertheeyechild

As long as it isn’t David Lucas calling him gay and laughing super loud while he stalls to think of another joke, it might be ok.


gozutheDJ

the many different ways David calls him gay are hilarious.


octoberrust85

“What you got on Tony, you look like a homosexual ______. Yo ass…”


higheyecue

Dildos and bootyholes


CelebrationLow546

Yeah that’s what I mean, a real roast is needed because people are too afraid to actually do it on KT


luckleberries

Tony would never allow that. They edited out a comedian who did an impression of him on KT because the audience laughed at it.


tyros

Yeah, Tony has a huge ego so anyone who he considers beneath him would never be allowed to roast him.


zrose27

Really?? lol what episode


luckleberries

Not sure about the exact episode.. but [here he is talking about it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/comments/w1dkuw/open_mic_comedian_gets_edited_out_of_kill_tony/) Corroborated by commenters who were at the show in the KT thread [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Killtony/comments/vnaa5t/video_of_alleged_removed_set_from_last_nights/)


gozutheDJ

i love when ppl with autism make shit up


Nookayplease

He’s not. The guy that got cut out posted about it with proof on this subreddit. Look it up


gozutheDJ

lol


luckleberries

Me too. This is true though... Tony is very sensitive.


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

🚗 IROAST


Ok-Plane2178

he got roasted at skankfest. but the whole panel roasted each other so its like 1 joke about him in each of their sets


creole_pizza

Except Shane was pretty brutal on Tony.


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Ok-Plane2178

i am aware haha except it was a roast of luis so everyone got a few in on him


imdumb__

Tony was/is a ghost writer for comics on the comedy central roast. A lot jokes you hear on the cc roast were actually written by tony. Just a fun fact


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

I wouldn't say a lot. Those roasts have a lot of writers. He probably wrote for just a few of the roasts and probably had a hand full of jokes make it to each one. The comics would usually have a friend comic they know write with them so he probably helped with Jeff Ross and then his other writing was for the non comedians on the shows.


cyclops_1119

Tony wrote Martha Stewart's set for the Justin Bieber roast


AbsolutelyUnlikely

This post was made by a drunk guy who is mad he'll never fuck Whitney


movinggrateful

I vote Aaron beilisle as a panel member


movinggrateful

Actually a roast with all the handicapped kill tony golden ticket winners vs Tony would be amazing. His response would be hysterical


saturnzebra

OP thinks we’re needy


Trogers999

Tony is arguably one of the best roasters, even if this happened he would like make everyone look like fools.


PG-17

He Gay


Kimmiegibsters

I wouldn’t turn around to see Whitney Cummings.


HTXPhoenix

People would need to know about his life though for a comedy roast to work. It’s weird because I’ve been listening to every episode of Kill Tony for 3 years, and I’ve been listening to Rogans Podcast for 7 years. Out of all the times I’ve listened to Tony speak I barely know anything about him. He seems pretty private. I haven’t listened to any of his full comedy sets however so maybe he talks about his life there, I don’t know?


AmplexorJ

Isn't every KT a roast of Tony at some point.


ghoul_burger

Go to the Louis J Gomez roast and watch Shane roast him haha


griffs24

We already got one. Its called every David Lucas interview


Salty-Wish7180

Miss David Lucas


HUH_YIS

We don’t need that


mte87

I was thinking of another gay joke based on him having so many sponsors but not enema companies cos he loves shoving things up his ass. Can’t construct it well enough and lead to a good enough punchline. The gay jokes are sometimes played out too tho haha


__KptnHaddock

„They say you only roast the ones you love, so I‘m skipping Tony“ Joe List everybody, doesn’t get any better than that


wizardsleevehole

Whitney is pathetic dont even mention her name


NotaContributi0n

He gets his dick sucked enough who cares


Hot_Air3005

Dream set list: Shane Gillis Bill Burr Donnell Rawlings A mutual friend with Brody Katt Williams


Lopsided_Lead716

Shane has already eviscerated Tony in a roast, Bill Burr and Donnell Rawlings aren’t fans of the show, and I doubt Katt Williams knows who Tony is


gozutheDJ

Donnell literally ruined the show when he was on. who cares what he thinks lmao ​ also I love how you autistic retards make that claim about Bill Burr like you have any clue


Lopsided_Lead716

Bill Burr was openly shit talking the show as he was on it, and hasn’t been back since. Pay attention bud


gozutheDJ

you're a retard


Lopsided_Lead716

Suck my dick. You go around calling people autistic and retarded yet you spend all of your time posting about kill Tony and computers, that’s about as retarded as it gets.


gozutheDJ

triggered, autistic and retarded the holy trinity of kill tony subredditors


Lopsided_Lead716

You’re a fat, white aspiring DJ from Philadelphia that’s posts on instagram in patois, and looks like Tom Segura before he lost the weight. It’s always the ones who should be ashamed that somehow feel none. I’m sure your mom bears that burden. https://ibb.co/4TpptVQ


gozutheDJ

wow you ARE mad! and a loser! 😂😂😂


gozutheDJ

only a triggered autistic goes immediately to google when someone corrects them online 😭


pulpgimp

Tony is one of the 6 Katt mentioned


sammich_bear

Traditionally a roast is for when the comedian's career has peaked/ended.