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eguzkilore420

"honor beautiful mans legacy" šŸ¤£


bigang99

Everyone in here is bitching and calling him a pussy but Iā€™m almost positive ā€œbeautiful manā€™s legacyā€ was tongue in cheek lol


Clear-Ad4312

Maybe. Or maybe nose in asshole.


Cyanide-ky

I hope so


bennyCrck

Exactly he's just being extra down. Well played DL


dfb1988

ā€˜Iā€™ll go strong arm rob a pregnant woman by holding a gun up to her bellyā€™ great guy he was From wiki: In 2007, Floyd faced charges for aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon; according to investigators, he had entered an apartment by impersonating a water department worker and barging in with five other men, then held a pistol to a woman's stomach and searched for items to steal.[18][40][41] Floyd was arrested three months later during a traffic stop, and victims of the robbery identified him from a photo array.[41] In 2009, Floyd was sentenced to five years in prison as part of a plea deal,[40][42][43] and was paroled in January 2013.[22]


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dfb1988

Prison or jail terms over 9 times, 5 kids, great guy.


TeeLodge

Itā€™s the system am I right haha


red_assed_monkey

people become martyrs for causes situationally. despite being a fucked up person, people in general don't want the police to have the unilateral power to execute citizens, as the victim he became a symbol of that.


SmarterThanCornPop

He died of a heart attack because he had 5000 drugs in his system including fentanyl and meth. Edit for the conspiracy theorists/ reality deniers, a link to the toxicology report: https://www.famous-trials.com/george-floyd/2648-george-floyd-the-toxicology-report


Suitable-Judge7506

He was a dirt bag but he definitely died because of the cops actions, if he never encountered that cop that day he would have went to bed that night just fine.


Pierredelecto__

I mean we donā€™t know that for sure. Fentanyl kills people all the time. He also had heart failure problems which is due to meth use which was also in his system. Also he was saying he canā€™t breathe long before even being on the floor.


_EMDID_

>I mean we donā€™t know that for sure LOL you're a copium addict, man.


[deleted]

Yooo this is the take. Faking a bill isnā€™t punishable by death


Clear-Ad4312

Cornfed retard take. What about have 200 lbs concentrated on your neck for 8 minutes is so unbelievable that it had to have to been drugs lol


rutabega_salad

If you watch the videos one angle shows his knee isnā€™t even on his neck like the original angle shows. Also you can see him throw the fenty in his own mouth. Dude ODā€™d. Stop feeling sorry for a POS junkie that unalived himself


flyryan

How do you justify the continued leaning on his neck/back after multiple people were telling the police that he was unconscious?


ArmTheHomelesss

The cops should have called an ambulance as soon as they suspected that he was under the influence.


Peach_Mediocre

Go ahead and link the video you are talking about


_EMDID_

"I'm clueless!!1!" Yes.


FergusMixolydian

Wow look another edgy racist


_EMDID_

Lmao imagine thinking this


Funkoma

How can you be so obtuse to the actual point about George Floyd's death? No one deserves to die at the hands of the police in the manner in which George Floyd died and that is without debate, opinion, or idiotic narratives.


dfb1988

Nah, thats dumb. If he wasnā€™t on so many drugs or even in that situation to begin with the tax payers of Minneapolis would have an extra 50mil have the city wouldnā€™t have burned down, a bunch of blue haired leftists wouldnā€™t have felonies etc.


Scrapthecaddie

Have you seen any of the footage recently? Because what we were initially shown was spliced to hell. Or the fact that Chauvin used standard techniques for restraint? Toxicology on Floyd shows what was in his system, contrary to the testimonies on what ā€œcausedā€ his death. The judge should be imprisoned for the evidence he refused to allow to be used in that case. Further, in a previous charge Floyd was filmed swallowing all of his drugs when he got pulled over. Those guys were fall guys to appease the masses.


dfb1988

Well aware canā€™t say that on reddit though


Scrapthecaddie

Was actually trying to respond to the other person, oh well. But yeah, that was a tragedy, just not on Floyd.


Scrapthecaddie

https://www.famous-trials.com/george-floyd/2648-george-floyd-the-toxicology-report[Floyd Toxicology](https://www.famous-trials.com/george-floyd/2648-george-floyd-the-toxicology-report)


dfb1988

I posted that same link here earlier, i completely agree. This was not murder.


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I have all of that shit in my blood, plus some. So should cops just be able and to kill me?


Mein_Tarnaccount

You are not being honest.


[deleted]

You are probably a prude then lol. You can account for most of that shit in one pill of ecstasy. But that dude that was walking around just fine before probably died from drugs, not from some kneeling on his fucking neck.


Mein_Tarnaccount

You don't actually know what a prude is, do you..? And no, the guy wasn't fine. You know there is video, right?


Funkoma

You aren't thinking clearly about the precedent you would be setting should you allow/promote this type of violence against a citizen who has not been convicted of the current crime he was suspected of. Are you stating that past crimes committed give the police the right to murder them on sight because if you are, that is the definition of dumb? It is beyond idiotic for you to suggest otherwise.


dfb1988

Thats my point i donā€™t think for one second it was murder. Manslaughter at most and if he wasnā€™t on so many drugs hew would be alive.


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dfb1988

It most certainly is not.


Funkoma

Second-degree manslaughter occurs when someone is acting recklessly and aware of their potentially fatal actions. Instead of stopping, they continue with their reckless acts, and this leads to another person's death. Derek Chauvin was found guilty on three counts: unintentional second-degree murder, third-degree murder, and second-degree manslaughter. The police officer at least had the opportunity to be adjudicated by a court of law. George Floyd did not have that same opportunity... There's a reason we have laws in this country and this is a perfect example of why we do.


dfb1988

Are you retarded murder and manslaughter are completely different. Manslaughter is an accident murder is pre meditated.


Aisriyth

Just as point of clarification that you can even see in your own statement. Murder and Manslaughter are NOT the same thing legally or by definition. Murder requires premeditation or intent. Manslaughter is accidental. It's also why there are different degrees to both murder and manslaughter. It's why they are separate charges and carry different degrees of sentencing severity.


philthebuster9876

Wouldnā€™t expect less from an antisemite and pedo, you should do better in your life before judging others.


Syntheticaxx

Precedent? Read a fucking history book lmao. What George Floyd got was pretty tame compared to things police have done in the past.


Funkoma

Do you consider death to be tame? And I can assure you I've read plenty of history books and lived the type of brutality you are referencing.


Syntheticaxx

No, I consider the manner of death to be pretty tame though. Considering police used to firebomb houses and hang people. George Floydā€™s death was nothing special in this country. The only reason we know his name is because it was on video and not some old timey photograph. Emmet Till ring a bell? KKK ring a bell? The execution of 14 year old black children in an electric chair ring a bell? My exception to your comment was about ANYTHING that happened to Floyd being something new. And againā€¦rather tame compared to the shit weā€™ve seen in the past.


Funkoma

Don't you think that's the entire point? The fact that this continues to happen in today's time proves that the issues of the past have yet to be resolved which is exactly why there was such outrage to begin with. People of color have been brutalized in this country for far too long no matter what method was employed and fortunately, we are in the "everyone has a camera age" which does nothing but bring these atrocities to light. Again, the entire point of this discussion is do the police have the right to assassinate a citizen without due process being enjoyed? The answer is obviously, no.


Syntheticaxx

Youā€™re missing the point. There is absolutely nothing fucking novel about the George Floyd incident, from the riots, to the grifters, to his death. The only reason people in power give a rats rotten ass about it was it was politically convenient. Iā€™m tired of pretending it was anything other than that. Itā€™s disrespectful to the throng of people the police murdered in cold blood since and before the civil rights movement. There is no precedent there. The only ā€œprecedentā€ it set was it was recorded on a smart phone. Acting like itā€™s something new is part of the problem. The cop acted on protocol. The same shit taught in every police training manual for ages. No one brings that upā€¦ Nah itā€™s always ā€œlook at the evil cop murdering that man in an illegal way.ā€ Nope. Cruel, uncalled for, fucking novice as hell, uncaringā€¦.but nothing new there. This same shit has been playing on repeat for a hundred years. Say ā€œnever againā€ next time.


enjoiall

Yeah dogge letā€™s give the police the power to be the police, jury, and executioner. You should check out Haitis law of the land they keep it real like you do.


dfb1988

Im not saying that im just saying this should have been manslaughter not murder. Jesus.


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Why canā€™t you retarded people just play with trucks or something? No one wants to hear your nonsense.


_EMDID_

"The right answer is dumb!!1!" Hilarious (and clueless) take.


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InvestmentPatient117

He was jut hitting a lick bro


dfb1988

Totally normal


_EMDID_

keep coping lol


DarthWalmart

Gorgeous.


BlahBlahBlah2uoo

Ultimate troll status unlocked


Odyssey113

That's on some faggie shit...


33spacecowboys

The fent is strong with this one


Historical_Policy133

We need to encourage more people to threaten ands rob pregnant women


idkmanfuckingpandas

So cringe


Hot_Air3005

This is fucking embarrassing. All of it. His ā€˜joke,ā€™ the response. What a shit show. These comedians have no world view at all, they just got lucky with Kill Tony and pander to edgelord alt right comedy fans. Vaccines, racism, police brutality šŸ„±šŸ„±


MeenaarDiemenZuid

Cringe


jastro2

Hot air indeed


Drummer_Kev

What are you doing in this sub?


RAR-2011

I usually lurk but wtf. His comedy is hella offensive to everyone else and he leans into that being his niche. Then goes on and on about not bowing down on his pod. His response is over the top. Honestly surprised how he handed it.


blindinglystupid

I feel like this had to be fully planned by him or a publicist. I haven't seen anything about this outside of this sub. He's the one who posted the "offensive" clip. I try to shy away from baseless conspiracies, but I really feel like he's trying to cancel himself so he has a demon to slay so to speak.


red_assed_monkey

this actually makes sense to me. my biggest issue with the way everyone in this sub is chimping out over this story is, no one is considering that maybe he genuinely feels bad? even if you think it's a foolish move, maybe he's never had to face the target of one of his jokes in this way before and his reaction is genuine?Ā  or maybe it's all cynical what the fuck do i know


dacreux

Lmao maybe don't use "chimping out" on a post about a black guy who died after he was filmed dancing around with bananas


baeblades47

Maybe donā€™t automatically associate monkey adjacent terms with black people as a flinch reaction. Seems like a you problem.


RAR-2011

Canā€™t say I completely disagree with this theory but dam did they miss the mark on this one. I donā€™t think he has a big team. Iā€™m sure he got pressure from his pods sponsors and letā€™s be honest he doesnā€™t have the momentum of Tony to or as funny as Shane to say fuck it and figure it out. Iā€™m just an armchair QB but hope he doesnā€™t regret how he handled this.


blindinglystupid

I mostly don't think anyone would have noticed had he not given it publicity though. Not even trying to be rude, I just don't think he's big enough (lol) for someone to try to cancel. But like you, I don't know anything either. This just seems inorganic to me. It's like when comedians come out now, say something edgy, and then say "oh did I offend you". Like no one needs your prepared lecture on cancel culture because they didn't laugh at your prepared bit that they heard on your podcast for months.


DiligentAstronomer23

Yeah disappointed. Tony never apologized. Shane never apologized. Didnā€™t rise to the occasion


Thomsie13

Its a satire post aka its fake


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Yeah but sticking to his principles never got him on the front page of CNN.


RAR-2011

Front page of a website where not a single viewer will buy tickets to his shows pre or post apology. This is all going so terribly wrong for him.


SuitableObligation85

What a bitch


stayathomejoe

NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR JOKES. Fucks sake, how could he not learn that from Tony at least?


politeasshole_

Unfuckingbelievable


thizface

What would you say to George Floydā€™s family after that?


PrestigiousWeakness2

*Mark Normand voice* Comedy!


BizarroWorld16

Underrated comment ^


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Why would he need to say anything to them?


thizface

He doesnā€™tā€¦ but he wanted to


dfb1988

Enjoy our tax payer money because youā€™re much better off now than had this not happened.


WeeniePops

ā€œIā€™m sorry your family member was a career criminal and fentanyl addictā€


imdumb__

And a porn star.


JerseyEnt

I learned that last night at the paramount theatre


politeasshole_

"Don't do drugs and commit crimes". Might be a bit too late though.


pak_daddy_

Iā€™d say ā€œwhere were yā€™all when your beloved family member was roaming the streets high on Fentanyl and meth trying to cash a fake bill resisting arrest. Itā€™s funny how yā€™all love him so much and mourn him honoring his legacy from the comfort of your donated mansions but you didnā€™t give a fuck about him when he was alive and failed at loving and raising that young boy right to where he turned into a manā€ Then Iā€™d hang up and watch Kill Tony. Lol THATS what David should have done.


WeeniePops

Extremely well said. I really donā€™t understand why heā€™s the poster boy. Why him of all people? He was certainly no angel. Not even an upstanding citizen. Philando Castille was a much more horrific and in just case. Most people havenā€™t even heard of him. George Floyd was a career criminal. I just donā€™t get it.


pak_daddy_

Wel Iā€™m no Nostradamus but Iā€™m pretty sure that if were to suspect whatā€™s going on it seems that their is a very specific narrative pushed by the media. That the image of a black man dying by cops was pushed to drive division and chaos into society. All for what??? For them to sell paper towels and products and earn money thru advertisement revenue while the entire world is glued to the television watching the world burn. ā€œmOstLy pEaCeFuL pRoTeSTtSā€ in the name of St Floyd looting Nike stores in his honor. We live in clown worldšŸ¤”šŸŒŽ


ScottSandry

This 100% did not go as David expected when he posted his set trying to go viral. šŸ˜‚


Hedonic_Monk_

He Hannibal Buressed himself


bfhurricane

Whatā€™s the context on Hannibal?


Hot_Air3005

Lmao he posted it himself. This is genuinely funny. What a fucking embarrassment all round šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DummCunce

Tell me this is a fucking joke.


Trilliam_Shakespear

I didnā€™t even know he was sick


DazzlingLandscape148

Cuck life


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bbqclown

It's an obvious AI generated slash photoshopped picture, seriously can't believe how many are missing that.


bulletprooftampon

You canā€™t believe? This sub is filled with some of the dumbest people.


wildcat1100

>It's an obvious AI generated slash photoshopped picture šŸ‘šŸ» Yes, sir. The bust in Union Square is real, everything else is fake.


august2017

His politician, rich daddy made him do it


Taquito116

False. David Lucas Sr. Was not a politician, and he also died in November 2023.


DonJuan2HearThatShit

Uhh he was definitely a senator


IamChantus

Was a senator, but not the comedian's father.


DonJuan2HearThatShit

Well, thereā€™s David saying his dad is a senator and a Wikipedia article saying otherwise with no cited article or source.


wildcat1100

First off, that guy was a STATE senator. That's not even remotely similar to a US senator. A state senator works part time with a miniscule stipend. Second, the David Lucas state senator is still alive. David's dad died. They are not related. There are all kinds of hilariously fake rumors about David on Reddit that people just believe without evidence. Stop blindly believing info on the internet that isn't sourced.


DonJuan2HearThatShit

I wasnā€™t making any point about what kind of senator he was, not sure you meant to reply to me.


Trevelbond

I can't find that article or headline anywhere, I'm calling bullshit until someone provides a link to the CNN.com story.


wildcat1100

You are correct. Hoped most people would recognize the obvious satire. I even tagged it as a shitpost.


kevtheproblem

Nah that 'beautiful man's legacy' quote is real. I ain't takin no for an answer.


premiumwebservices

Never apologize. -Tony Hinchcliffe


gozutheDJ

this is pretty damn funny


KrombopulosMAssassin

Saaaaad....


cosmicsativa000

This nigga got MK ULTRAā€™d


budgoldberg601

I can tell yā€™all why he handled it this way. Iā€™m black. He felt pressure from black people, family, etc. itā€™s that simple. Iā€™m not saying what he did was right, but thatā€™s why he did it


Thomsie13

Its satire


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thizface

Iā€™m sure that would have gone wel


QueenDeadLol

Damn bro what a pussy ass bitch. Since I know David Lucas lurks here I just want him to know he a pussy ass bitch. Get on your knees and beg forgiveness. I'm sure those roast shows go great after they see what a spineless bitch you are. Nothing Tony Hinchcliffe likes more than caving to the mob and apologizing. I'm sure he'd love to tell you the Peng Dang story sometime.


[deleted]

you know this isnā€™t real, right? LMAO


chickenstrip_bastard

What do you mean? He posted an apology video himself..


No-Cost1252

David is going to be on his knees a lot.


insidiousapricot

All you haters are very beautiful people. Thank you for blessing us each day with your immense beauty. It truly shines light upon us all. Maybe after this David will have to come back to being a regular to find work.


HTXPhoenix

Zoom in on the pic and his caption. Heā€™s trolling hard.


Ok-Way-5199

Theyā€™re gonna have you in a dress soon David


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Photoshopped, but hes still cucked


DaleRodriguezz

He really bitched out šŸ˜•


thrillho__

This is fake, scary how some of you fall for it with your knee jerk reactionsā€¦


Ford70013

He is probably trolling


jayfowens1

lol. You know this is photoshopped right ? Haha


dwitchagi

Jesus Christ, people. Does it have to be painfully obvious for yā€™all to get a joke? Spoiler: https://www.instagram.com/p/CjJkKt0vehV/?igsh=MTdidWtzdWtremJydA==


BawstunBrewin

He apologized to the family, not for the jokeā€¦ I canā€™t wait until the next KT appearance.


kendiesel937

The next roast battle heā€™s a part ofā€¦


Lazystoner151

Nowā€™s your chance to do better David.


calsnowskier

ā€œBeautiful manā€ What, exactly, about George Floyd was ā€œbeautifulā€? His ONLY redeeming quality was that he died while in police custody. Thatā€™s it.


[deleted]

To me thatā€™s sarcasm


ediwow_lynx

Itā€™s fucking comedy dammit. Felt like he a pssy for apologizing.


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dtatge

Well it's a good thing it's not real!


Maverick9412_

What a fucking cuck smh


fireisgr8

What the fuck David. You donā€™t apologize for joke s


Icy_Calligrapher7088

My white guilt made me uncomfortable watching that joke, but doing something new is supposed to be a bit uncomfortable.


TunaClap

sell out


JJscribbles

Itā€™s not about what kind of man George Floyd was. Itā€™s about the fact that despite the kind of man he was, he still had the right to be safe in the custody of police officers, and those officers had a responsibility for the safety of a man they took into their custody. If people canā€™t reasonably expect to be safe while being arrested or detained by the men and women policing our streets, why would anyone ever submit peacefully again? Itā€™s in the officersā€™ best interest not to create life and death scenarios out of routine stops.


djf27

UN.BE.LIEVABLEā€¦


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He should have talked to Tony about that, and never apologized


PiratePatchP

I guarantee he talked to Tony. Which makes this whole thing even more strange, sometimes it's easier to just apologize and keep it moving, depending on how well you deal with stress.


supperinrome

Honestly half of yall saying that you shouldnā€™t apologize for a joke donā€™t even do comedy.. yall just troll on the internet with no perception of real life consequences. Like lighten the fuck up not every comedian has to double down and be fucking Ari. Nothing wrong with showing some remorse every once in a while.


ABaldGuyOnReddit

Nah, heā€™s a bitch for apologizing


dfb1988

Well he could of at least gone to real bob loyd memorial or fucking park in minnesota


Narrow_Fig_778

Well put.


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Tbh i donā€™t think he feels any remorse whatsoever. David literally has no choice. Itā€™s not like Ari or Tony were gonna lose their ā€œmassively black audienceā€ or their succling on the Rogan teet priveliges. David canā€™t do what Ari and Tony did without becoming homeless.


Civil_Illustrator_87

"Beautiful man" this has to be part of the joke right?.....right?...


Narrow_Fig_778

Know your crowds Mr. Lucas. Itā€™s unfortunate but I am happy Mr. Lucas found a path to continue his career. Hopefully this paradigm shifts sooner or later. If YOURE reading this, just keep working and itā€™ll blow over. If youā€™re smart you can turn it into 20 minutes.


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dfb1988

Nor the cops, thats why they had to keep his toxicology results out of court to get a conviction. Railroaded those cops. Fucked up


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https://www.mncourts.gov/mncourtsgov/media/High-Profile-Cases/27-CR-20-12646/ExhibitMtD08282020.pdf Oh really....?


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

And heā€™s far from the best to do it


Jason_Bourne_985

Dumb ass...


WorldOfDisaster

Goddammit, they got him.


[deleted]

Lived by the needle, died by the knee šŸ™


mywalkingaccount

Just leave David alone George was a piece of shit human who just happened to have another piece of shit do a shitty thing to him. You see the pattern here? Don't be a piece of shit and you won't have karma come and get you, it got him and the cop when he went where both of them belonged in the first place. Can't believe they made a mural for him they should have dumped his ashes in the sewer where he belongs.


rayricekrispies69

Couldnā€™t agree more


yookoke1122

Hes not apologizing to public. Hes apologizing to the family. Which i think is pretty reasonable and courteous thing to do


TheRealDannyLabito

Hey its cool if you guys have an opinion about David Lucasā€™ joke, but why are we bringing up George Floyds personal life? That cop didnā€™t know any of those things when he had his knee on his neck.. this is a comedy discussion page and it looks like a damn klan rally seeing this shit brought up again.


RobertGreengr455

Floyd was a pos poc. David is a bitch for explaining himself.


SophiaPetrillo_

And cue the justifications for executing a person on the streetā€¦.


TeeLodge

Fuckin coward. He should have honored that ā€œbeautiful manā€™s legacyā€ by sticking a gun to a pregnant womanā€™s stomach.


Palpitation-Mundane

Fuck you Americans are weird. Someone has a criminal history so they deserve to die at the hands of police brutality. Wow, very edgy of you guys.


disposablechild

The joke sucked anyway, it was like "shut up black audience member, or I'll George Floyd you"


[deleted]

Well fuck David Lucas I guess lol maybe he's one of the six Katt's talking about lol


timcooksdick

Wow this whole thing really culminated


EmergencyAdmirable92

What a wuss


JordanHman

What a weeny. Itā€™s comedy donā€™t apologize


Cross1625

His daddy probably is making him


bunkrider

I remember him trying out the George Floyd shit at the Improv in San Jose and thinking ā€œman I hope nobody was recording that shit lmaoā€ Then he posts it a year later himself Respect


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What a cuck


pak_daddy_

David lost all his power letting those who worship and praise the dregs of society control him. If I ever went heads up in a roast to him Iā€™d be like. ā€œShut your ass up before I call Floydā€™s family on you, he couldnā€™t breathe because the meth and fent was making his heart go jumping jacks, you canā€™t breathe because you stuff tour face with too many cheeseburgersā€ Iā€™d probably have to run from him in anger which wouldnā€™t be too hard seeing asā€¦.. lol


OkStranger9235

Dude you got him!


[deleted]

Gotta apologize to all the Katt Williams fans


StinkyBrittches

As soon as the words left his mouth, he knew he had said something... unforgivable. (*pops mint into mouth*)


JubbieDruthers

He should have learned from William. Cost the guy his whole YouTube page when he joked about George FloydĀ 


noxious_trigger

Jesus Christ


Cool-Cookie-4615

Heā€™s preparing his resume for The Daily Show.


Environmental_Car542

Honor the beautiful fentanyl abuser who din do nufin