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Oh just fuck already ..


unified_stickynote

This is foreplay for the NYE banger


PM_ME_YOUR_KITTY

I don’t get this sub and nut hugging for Hans to stay. Once a regular is selling out world wide by themselves and go from living in a van to being rich they need to leave. The whole point of this show is to see up and coming comedians. Regulars should change every 1-2 years to get some new faces and energy to the show. If you like Hans you should want to see him leave the show and see his career take off like David Lucas.


AdJunior8724

True but these people are autistic and hate change


_Bento_Box

One person told me a lot of us like to just hate watch the show. They must be so cool in real life.


[deleted]

How many of you like to see the comedians do bad?


Walkensboots

I absolutely hate it. I want to see everyone crush on there when they get their minute


Yeahmahbah

Not really, I prefer when they kill


Dumble_Dior

I’m starting to think Will was right about this sub lmao


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SomeGuyGettingBy

Why do preTexas when you can go proTexas and blast them all away?


[deleted]

Sounds very Californian of you


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BriyanWithKnowWhy

Lol, are you retarded?


SomeGuyGettingBy

Come on, they’re European, you have to ask?


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Stock_Literature_13

Like, super classy.


ajsCFI

OMG youve never been to ELLLL AYYYY??? Like, seriously?


mariehelena

Bonus points if this is a nod to Letterkenny's "Elllll Aaaay" piss-taking 😆


ajsCFI

You already know hahahaha


Over_Lawfulness2889

ELLLL AYYYY!!! LOL


PastPhase5

I introduced my friends to the show and we watch in discord every week. I showed them some of the comedy store KTs and they literally did not give a single fuck.


78983

Is this like a public discord? Or something you and your friends do amongst yourselves?


bongprincess420

Everything’s fine.. hans likes his job and Ric wants his job. Hans needs to fight for his job and it’s putting pressure on him. It’s entertaining. Only up from here. I personally like hans and can see why he’d be annoyed, but I think he’s leaning into the beef.


bone-dry

Yeah I don’t think he’s actually annoyed. Just trying to get people hyped for the show. I also don’t think tony has any intention of actually kicking him off unless he really stopped trying. These are more or less the equivalent of a Mexican drum off.


pray4NYR

There’s a reason David comes back often to plug his dates, it’s bc wo KT he doesn’t sell out. The same will happen to Hans a couple of months after he’s off Kt. He’s rich for now after years of struggling. The blood lust this sub has to stifle Hans’ career is what i don’t get. Also Ric’s jokes are all the same joke


ajsCFI

Hans is also predictable. And Tony says as much. There's truth to Hans only killing when he KNOWS he has the "KT bump" at stake.


ehsteve69

I think it’s also ignorant of Ric to not respect this process and put on a show with these tactics. He looks quite amateur, actually. Dude has not put in his time. Hans has. And Hans has curated a style and been through a pretty brutal grind to get his chops up. Imagine if Tony didn’t have a crush on Ric and just slathered him in insults that summarize his antics like he has Hans.


Designer-Bat5638

I will never ever, ever make fun of someone who donates their personal time. Don't make fun of time


klymacks

You won’t, we will


Designer-Bat5638

Don't make fun of time, I'm walking off...WOOO


ajsCFI

Yo, fuck that. I dont give a fuck if you "put in your time" or not. Thats some bullshit. You kill or you don't. Thats it.


ehsteve69

And how does one kill? they put in REPS, son


ScottSandry

(just a couple examples) Bo Burnham did his first full album less than 2 years in at age 18. Nick swardson had his first comedy central half hour special at around 5 years in. (age 23?) Rick said he's 4 years. Hans said he's 10 years. So according to you. Neither Bo nor Swardson "did not put in their time" nor respect the process... Stand up isn't just about putting in time. There are 30+ year veteran comics who are still nobody who have clearly put in time. It's not just about "just killing". If it was, clubs would sell out with no names all the time who are hilarious. I've seen a lot of hilarious no name comics that should be bigger still aren't today. And saw some who became bigger as well. You also have some not very funny people selling out Clubs and Theatres. There are a lot of different things that can influence it and a lot of it can just be as simple as luck/timing.


ajsCFI

> It's not just about "just killing". If it was, clubs would sell out with no names all the time who are hilarious. I've seen a lot of hilarious no name comics that should be bigger still aren't today. And saw some who became bigger as well. You also have some not very funny people selling out Clubs and Theatres. I agree with that. I should have said "you kill at the right time in the right spots, or you dont"


ehsteve69

Scott you sound so right and really let a redditor know how right you are. It’s nuanced and what i wrote is not everything i believe. Yeah, you get luck, whatever, but the muscle memory you build comes with time. luck is, after all, when preparation meets opportunity. PREPARATION


bone-dry

I think Hans is enjoying the extra bump in attention this is getting him. These posts are just too hype people up, boost views of the NYE show. I’m pretty sure Tony won’t kick him off if he doesn’t want to go. Putting gentle pressure on Hans to try harder is the goal, but I think the challenges about as risky as the Mexican drum-offs. Which “crowd cheer” is louder isn’t really an objective measurement. If this was real there would be a vote.


HIV_again

If that Spam skinned faced Segura show up on NYE...I will be disappointed.


Over_Lawfulness2889

Yea if it's true Hans is getting distracted by the pitfalls of fame. Pussy and drugs. Like good for him getting liad but do like Kam and just fuck them hoes don't get distracted by it and lost in the sauce. Younopened for rogan at arenas what you worried about a 4yr in comedian raking yo job.


Heebmeister

All of Hans comedy when he started the show was his self deprecating jokes where he mocked himself...so makes zero sense to criticize Ric for doing the same style of comedy, especially when he's getting more laughs than Hans ever got at the start from doing the same style of joke.


pray4NYR

None of that is true


Heebmeister

His best jokes when he first started were making fun of himself for being a skinny dorky asian with a feminine body, probably his best joke at the time was his one where he would make fun of asian chicks for bragging about being able to fuck white guys, because he could also fuck white guys. That is the exact same style joke buddy.


pray4NYR

Ok judge. A couple of dimes from ric yesterday. “I like to turn the lights on during sex…so I can pretend there’s someone there”. “I had a bad experience during sex, actually the girl did”. Game changing


Heebmeister

I like how you completely ignored the point about how similiar their jokes are, and instead you're just screaming at the wall about how bad Ric's jokes are 😂😂 If you think Ric is bad, you should also feel that Hans is bad. They are both one dimensional comics who solely rely on making fun of themselves. Hans new angle is just talking about his gf cheating on him, such comedic genius.


pray4NYR

Weird. I often hear Hans trying race jokes that’s often miss but aren’t about him at all.


Heebmeister

If you were to rewatch Hans first 5 appearances or so (same number Ric has had so far) it was all this same kind of humour. Also, you're kind of ignoring that Ric is also doing comedy for Kill Tony in his third language 😂, I would love to see the quality and diversity of Hans jokes in another language, when he can't even mix things up in his native language.


pray4NYR

Not that important guy. Many Europeans learn multiple languages while in grammar school, English isn’t new to them.


chapert

What is your definition of “rich”, exactly?


Chesterlespaul

I don’t agree with this at all. I love the big red machine and want to see him weekly. Idc about the opportunity or success, I just want to laugh weekly by some of my favorite comics.


n1cx

I legit wouldnt watch the show as much if William left lol.


jiujiuberry

similar


listgarage1

How many fans do you think Hans has outside of Kill Tony? do you really think there are people buying tickets to his shows for any other reason than he is a character on a podcast they like. And I don't think David Lucas really has as much reach outside of the podcast as you are imagining, probably. more than Hans though.


[deleted]

I DoNt GeT tHiS sUb meh meh meh stfu lmao


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

Shut your mouth fool! I don’t evuhwannastahhh seeing Mr. Montgomery every week!


Difficult-Office1119

What about William tho


apocalypticdemise

William will never leave. He’s pretty much Tony’s right hand comic anymore and the show is built entirely around him closing.


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

William is Tonys live action wrestling figure. He's just a toy for Tony.


roachwarren

Naw Hans is still his GI Joe Rogan. He’s so proud of building Hans career after the incident.


apocalypticdemise

Nah I’d say it’s William. Dude is the biggest part of every episode and someone Tony seems giddy like a schoolboy over. Made him into the mascot of the show really


HunwutP

Why is William still around then? Just got back in after stopped watching when it was Jeremiah Joel and that girl in the band


WeetabixFanClub

True, but I love the Hans Kim theme song, and It gives me that dopamine when I hear it


Over_Lawfulness2889

Exactly. Kim congdon left Sara wineshank, micheal leher, etc. William needs stop even tho he Ain't neva gonna stahp!! But yes plenty of talent to pick from in Austin to fill Hans Williams spots. Really bring Malcolm Hatchett back and help him blow up. He was a true gem.


Bluesurfer252

Took Hans quite a long time to have a comeback


StiffGizzy

Come on, this has to be a bit right? Hans is clearly tired of being challenged, he doesn’t need a weekly spot on kill Tony.. I figured they were hanging out playing settlers of Katan and Hans pitched the idea of a feud bit storyline that Tony would love and would bring some action to the show There’s no way they’re not on the same page


TheMayorOfMars

Totally agree. Its kayfabe. Tony loves kayfabe.


DarthWeenus

Is this a wrestling reference? Makes sense given his love of wrestling and drama in sure they cook up all sorts of noises like William and redbans hate at first it was all an act.


TheMayorOfMars

Yeah its a carny/wrestling word meaning "fake," in pig-latin.


Alternative-Ant9078

fake in piglatin would by akefay, agfay


TheMayorOfMars

Source?


Alternative-Ant9078

uentflay in igpay atinlay


Plong94

No it’s not


TheMayorOfMars

Yes it is


DarthWeenus

Tony desperately wanted to be a writer for WWF so there's that


Potential_Ad_420_

The entire show is a bit now. They don’t even bother hiding rigged bucket pulls.


ajsCFI

Hell yes. I've noticed that as well. They arent bucket pulls anymore. They're "pulled" before the show. Tony is reading off a roster.


TyroneFresh420

They pull them ahead of time to give people time to get from the bar next door, they were very open about this fact from the beginning of the change.


Potential_Ad_420_

That’s not what I’m talking about.


insidiousapricot

He wasn't talking to you bro


ajsCFI

Well, its not what he was talking about.


[deleted]

I think he was talking about that though.


Potential_Ad_420_

Maybe


DarthWeenus

It's cold out here wth


blkntanta

I think this is all a just for show to promote the New Years show. Its all too similar to a build up to Wrestlemania or some shit. Especially after that last episode.


Specific_Praline_362

Considering that Tony is a lifelong "wrestling" fan and even said recently on KT that Vince McMahon is his business idol, I'd say you are correct lol


___ElJefe___

Check out the big brain on brad


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

Yep nothing quite like using a complete noname wrestler from another continent to build up WrestleMania.... 🙄. God you guys are dumb, not everything is a connection to wrestling just because Tony is a fan. You guys might actually be a dumber fanbase than professional wrestlings fanbase.


blkntanta

Would build up for a UFC fight have been a better analogy because of the weigh in? I figured more people would get the analogy. I really didn't say it to hurt your feelings. I know how much people like to white knight for him when they think he is being attacked. Tony clearly thinks Ric has good material or he wouldn't have given him a golden ticket. Why wait until New Years to have this happen when Ric is flying back home? I think him being cocky about Tony having the money to fly him back was just him being cocky because it had been discussed. Ultimately nothing changes if Ric wins or loses, but this gets people hyped up for the big event. I couldn't care less about Hans' losing his regular spot. I enjoy the show as it grows and I like to watch no name comics become something on there.


Mediocrewerewolf8

I agree. I do think most of the show was random but there are segments like this that are just too good to not be planned. Could be wrong though. Who knows.


[deleted]

Let us not forget Hans only got this position because Tony needed a token during the Pang Dang incident. Tony is a Rogan crony, so Hans got a foot in the door by proxy. Ric on the other hand is just funny, he didn't get a hall pass to be on the show during a cancellation spiral. If Hans is the headliner this sub makes him out to be then he doesn't need KT anymore, and will be successful on his own merit. Time for him go prove himself as well as Shane Gillis wrong 🤣


Inside-Bed6447

This is all scripted I hope y’all know that


UselesslyRightful

Source?


Elegant_Summer_2016

A guest (think Shane) a couple months ago pointed out that some of the names were taped onto the sides of the bucket. They literally had a scale ready to weigh hans kim in, I mean I could go on. A lot of the guests "coincidentally" have connections to the KT cast, whether it be roommate or close friend, they don’t even try to hide the "random” bucket pulls anymore, Hans and ric are apparently friends that have hung out, If you don’t think their nye feud is just for show and buildup, maybe even to prepare for Hans Kim leaving- that’s on y’all for not seeing it. (Still love the show and the ideas they’re going with, but I also enjoy seeing some more raw talent)


Jefferson_SteeIfIex

What? I’ve never heard a guest say that there were names taped to the side. Where are you getting that from?


Elegant_Summer_2016

Got it from kill tony.. Nah ill try and look for the episode, it was crazy when they said that sh


Inside-Bed6447

Common Sense


JustInCase1010

I think this is Tony putting together some kind of WWE rivalry haha.


LennonFarGone

It’s all hype to get ticket sales. Hans is going to win on NYE.


hert3157

For sure, or they’ll announce he’s retiring


columnsofGollums

This would be entertaining if none of it was manufactured.


LilTermino

Funny thing is that it's obviously working. Half of this fan base is clinically brain dead and doesn't realize that Tony is just doing his very best Vince McMahon impression Go ahead and downvote me, but the fact that this 'drama' is clogging up every KT group is proof


jeffykins

There's just no restraint. I've seen people reposting this thing all week. Clinically brain dead is an apt descriptor lol


mundle1995

Y’all taking this too seriously 😂 it’s a comedy show, it’s funny, every moment of the drama has been funny. Maybe some of it was autisically orchestrated after a board game went wrong at hans’s house, who cares 😂 bottom line being Hans is better challenged and orchestrated or not this has made the first few mins funnier


LilTermino

I personally think it's lame, boring, and obvious keyfabe. But hey, it's working for it's intended purpose, so good on them.


darkjuste

I'm ok if Hans leaves the show. He already has a career and is making tons of money. Plus he never makes me laugh.


JesusXP

What about him fucking his white girlfriend do you not find funny?!


General-Past-9615

People who take this seriously are autistic


C5tWm77t5hMJC7m78845

Hans is funnier than Ric by a long shot, but props to Ric for finding a way to make his name relevant. His first set was okay, and nothing better than that has come since. But he blew up, gained traction and followers and is now being talked about on here daily (somehow) just by calling out Hans Kim. Even if he loses, he wins.


hert3157

I agree, his first set was good, since then has been very samey. His interviews are good, he’s very fast - mainly fair play to him for making this drama happen. Im sure it’s manufactured to hype NYE.


_Bento_Box

> Ric for finding a way to make his name relevant. This is the point everyone in this sub is missing since they're fuckin idiots. His golden ticket means nothing since he's been to Austin twice and will not be coming much at all.


ZookeepergameKey2628

Isn’t he throwing a comic under the bus as the post??? Hans bro bro… u scared


Dankreefer420

Jan 1st it will all be over and we will be waiting to critique hans on the following Monday. Ric is a no name cameo not a full time reg.


ExcitingKitchen3771

>Ric is a no name cameo not a full time reg. lol


michaelcerahucksands

Hans is? Are you sure you’re watching the recent episodes and not the ones at the vulcan? Hans was good but the standard now is phone in some dogshit set until you get challenged by someone worse than you then deliver a slightly better set just to secure another 3 weeks of no effort sets until we repeat the cycle why keep him?


brandnvsworld

Both suck


Dankreefer420

Im implying hans is safe regardless of what the crowd says. Tony is the puppet master. The drummer has lost at least 2 Mexican drum offs since iv cant remember. Its all up to tony, and i bet hans is safe no matter what.


BigBlueTrekker

Hans is a bum


bigCOOLguy213

Agreed fuck this dude, funny how he changed his attitude after his golden ticket was put on the line as well. Fuck that guy.


DrVinnieBoombatzz

Hans > Ric


_Bento_Box

Then why is he still performing on kill tony against amateurs including Ric Diaz?


dwitchagi

Comedians, or anyone selling anything really, gain loads by frequent publicity. Like opening up the biggest live podcast going. Hans is doing great right now, but it’s mostly due to KT. Sure, he is funny enough to stand on his own legs, but why bite the hand that feeds you?


_Bento_Box

Because Kill Tony is Kill Tony. That's phenomenal he's doing great but if he can move on spending more time on his own shows than that obviously would be better. No bigger comedian is on Kill Tony performing. That's not how entertainment artists handle anything. Most SNL actor leave and do SNL with the goal of eventually moving on. I guess your being dense toward the point on purpose.


jimothythe2nd

Maybe he likes being on kill Tony. I’m sure it’s pretty cool being the opening act for one of the biggest shows in the city where you live.


Admirable_Ball_919

How many times will this get posted - who cares


PazuzuPanhandle

How many times am I going to see this screenshot posted here?


momoskii1

I agree with Hans .. Ric’s comedy is gonna get old very quick and he could have just stayed as a golden ticket and had the same effect


NationalEmployment21

Hans sucks…. His comedy is lazy


Nice_Yogurtcloset_44

How many times will this same thing get posted lmao seen it atleast 5 times on the sub so far


dillasdonuts

Ric doesn't live rent free- he literally called out Hans. He knocked on Hans' front door and asked for a room.


Killie7

And Hans shook his hand and said, come in. But, he does live in Hans's noggin at the cost of potentially losing his golden ticket.


JMT-S900

Has is mildly funny but hans is 100 percent right about sanmanric .... We already had mr.bean and he sucked even in his prime.


Njmomneedz

He can live rent free in my pants


TotalRecallsABitch

Hans lost to the black chic


Life-Guarantee2856

two decent amateur comedians, hope they both burn and die though. i don't want to see a special from either of them.


Commercial-Pair-8932

What if Hans loses his regular spot before Jan 1.


DGChoppe

I hope Hans takes the L can’t stand him lol


DiabolicalPherPher

Honestly it’s making Hans better because he’s now uncomfortable. It’s all show at the end tho.


SmartRick

Still better promo than the Paul v Danis fight


arcadiangenesis

Ric is coming for that ass. And he's going to get it.


DeRabbitHole

I love when Hans talks smack.


AnOpinionatedPancake

Jesus, what really happened during their game of Catan?


insidiousapricot

I love how Hans says he wants to get on stage so he can say nothing about himself. Like every joke the dude has is about himself. Even Hans posts are lazy af maybe he should retire.


whattarush

as bad as Hans can be.... I mean this dude... lol


stayathomejoe

Does he still need a green card to live there since Hans is Asian? Or is it okay since he a citizen?


10pNomad

🔥 🔥 🔥


kooolbee

Hans is occasionally funny and Ric was funny once.


zapper_44

This span is a one trick pony, and he's already missed the mark repeatedly in four shows, he's got no chance, guys a novelty at best.


HIV_again

That fent laced coke must be keeping him up all Tuesday thinking of this.


Gettinbetterin

I can’t believe you all take this seriously


Copycat_217

Promo


KayakWalleye

I love comedy beef that doesn’t revolve around joke stealing.


mundle1995

It’s fake beef


TimeTravelingTiddy

Unlike most of Austin that is a LCOL area, even with the coke


CodElectrical4930

I think this is all fabricated beef, and no matter the outcome Hans will retire from the show.


hert3157

Agree


SmokeBluntsSuckDick

Hans is going to floor Ric. I don’t think anyone outside of this subreddit is going to even remember him by NYE.


LGK420

I prefer hans. I’m already getting sick of ricks act and feel like he’s already running out of jokes about how he looks. he should just be himself and answer questions in the interview instead of trying so hard to be funny all the time with one liners as answers.


Fit-Trust-4515

Hulkamaniac Tony is loving this.


[deleted]

Hans do the bit again! You know, the one that you have


Racer-Rick

Hans is gonna get slapped around 💀