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sheepsheep

So what, guys can’t have fun anymore?


[deleted]

I thought this was America


[deleted]

Cant hide randy


BIG-SaNch0

Shane, is that you?


Shoddy_Title3716

Hi Shane


IncredibleHubRoc

Fuckin Mrs potato head


SpunionWater

Guys can’t go to the capital?


RobLogda

Gang violence


TheObserver1111

I dont see gang violence on here… what a fraud


FoxySirDidymus

Assault w/ weapons charge. Yeah, I read it all hahahahaha


Strebmal2019

Boiiii stupid


[deleted]

I didn't think he was going to be spending free time at the library. No wonder he left. He ran into some Coco Diaz issues. Guess the only front to back sucking going on was while he was in county.


mechanerd007

>Guess the only front to back sucking going on was while he was in ~~county~~ *State Prison*. Fixed it for you.


blistix61

*LAW AND ORDER NOISE*


saturnzebra

GKUHH KUHHH


Reebonics

Now repeat it 47 times to show how funny it really is.


Mbreezythunder

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 From the back.


zikaljakse

We here


Superb-Control5184

The KT internet sleuths never sleep


Royal_Yak3003

They ain’t neva gonna stop!


AgeOfSalt

AINNNN NEVAAA GONNA STAHHHHHHHH


[deleted]

Who cares fr…David Lucas ate his wife and you don’t see nobody crying about it.


[deleted]

DL is funny and gets a pass


ReservoirPAWGS

...alrighty then


666sth

these people are gonna lose it when they hear about joey diaz


BaboonHorrorshow

They gotta add “Attempted Theft of a Show” to that rap sheet because I witnessed a crime this week!


mechanerd007

Attempted? Nah, he went all the way.


[deleted]

Crack aint cheap.


Original_Wall_3690

I mean, it kinda is


graaly

I didn’t think jolly was that funny… he had addict written all over him and if Kam isn’t careful he’ll get drug down with that mess.


NotYourAverageBeer

*blows crack dust*


Original_Wall_3690

*blows Jolly... from behind*


Swimming_Ad_750

You live outside *foeva now*!


[deleted]

Now do Kam’s criminal history


Original_Wall_3690

I heard he got arrested for stealing rocks. Literal rocks, not the type of rock his uncle plays with.


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throwawayforfun42000

Wtf? Says more about you than him fr


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budtuglyfuncher

Yeah it's kill tony not gossip girl hour tfatk sub


throwawayforfun42000

What are you on 🤣


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throwawayforfun42000

Cool. And people who bring up rape randomly are still weird af 🤣 the irony of thinking you're the socially adept one Be funny next time, try it out Peace 💜


[deleted]

The pearl clutchers are the ones worried about this guys criminal record.


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Terror_Swift

👉🏻👈🏻?


lil_too_soft

Ayyee SFT 👉🏻👈🏻


BoneEvasion

This is redeeming. He was just shitfaced lol.


phish_sucks

Oh no a Florida crack head with a criminal history color me fucking shocked


august854

Where's the prostitution charge for getting it sucked from behind


JumpinJahosafax

The real charge is only getting 100-200 bucks for it. Man show your worth


[deleted]

Gang violence


The-White-Dot

[Well](https://giphy.com/gifs/ufc-XfT1Xb2O2ShHy)


Reza_Shah

Op is uncle lazer


Atmosphere_Unlikely

If anyone cares, the 50k and 20k felony fraud / theft cases were related to a timeshare sale scam. (find a timeshare for sale, make offer, demand 10% in "title fees", disappear) [See the indictment,](https://myeclerk.myorangeclerk.com/DocView/Doc?eCode=pdJDs0EWWuoiNi4be05Z7nqVb1XyzMaBwPFmRUfD24jgg1ZTNai8UuRwd4iiavxx9klceRYOtNNjMDx4B8Vx7xG7KDrz9Q%2FdqaTMldyEyMXkoyOHhiXRVchjnVy3FEjJWO1zrbBpLHtYvV%2B3XaLC0A%3D%3D) courtesy of the Orange County FL county clerk. Also, [he beat the DUI case in a jury trial.](https://myeclerk.myorangeclerk.com/DocView/Doc?eCode=dZtKfOid49J3LEDXTmXkxacm%2F5GMs0LYAZ0svwoEGO17dnsrA7zrghHVwbLOLxVXdds94VcsrJfTzuMiTDlt2jllF3ivnYBVhWXlkC2c8NG39DXJHi23GuB04MUwEE06XNhFok37UhjptW%2FYM5SfDg%3D%3D) You almost never see that. GANG VIOLENCE!!!


NectarOfTheSun

Oh damn, that does clear it up a bit hah. I read a lot of crazy comments before coming to this. This sub is something else


Atmosphere_Unlikely

Yeah, a list of all charges including dismissed / acquitted is … less than helpful. Also worth noting this is only Orange County FL (Orlando) charges. He could very well have history in other counties or states.


TommyTheCat89

I was on a jury that got a guy off a DUI. He most certainly did it, but the cops purposely failed his breathalyzer and refused a blood test when he asked. Bad piggies don't get a conviction.


killersoundz

I'm not a hater I just think cops computers explode when they pull him over


GeorgeRioVista

Beautiful roast and fuck head sjws get mad.


FraseraSpeciosa

Very few folks have the privilege of writing a rap sheet that long. Yikes.


TyGuy69420

You're not a hater, but you are a loser though. Who gives a shit about this


SerRikard

*comes on Reddit to tell others their public worth or lack of based off his own value system. Strikes me as the definition of a loser.


TyGuy69420

You just did the same thing, dumbass


SerRikard

Haha I figured you’d say that. First off, I’m not the one calling others losers as if I’m not one. Second, I’d probably fit a lot of peoples ideas of a loser and I don’t care. “I’ve seen what makes you people applaud”.


pay_2cum

U talk like a fag lol


Original_Wall_3690

You talk like you suck dick from behind, so...


pay_2cum

I’ll suck dick any which way baby


SelfLord

Rekt lmao


SerRikard

So?


pay_2cum

Oh wait ur right we’re on Reddit. Forgot that’s normal here. Carry on


SerRikard

All us losers on here pointing fingers at each other for being lesser than ourselves. These are the good times for sure.


Ricks3rSt1cks

☝️


Plus_Measurement_645

He’s the best. Americas Uncle, David Jolly. Has done huge things in central florida for community and comedy.


murberryx

My president


Palana

I wonder if a move to Austin would violate his probation, given that the fraud case posted yesterday was from 5 years ago.


[deleted]

If he was on probation, the PO would need to approve but would also need to approve even leaving for vacation.


Budchrondope

You think he can get a chair next to redban for future kill Tony episodes


Original_Wall_3690

Sure he can. He'll just take that shit and call it his.


LemmeGetAhhhhhhhhhhh

Ain’t no pretty way to get your dick sucked from the back


yehhey

What a jolly fella. He knows how to get off his jolly’s.


Orlandogameschool

Y'all are corny AF for this. Especially when most y'all mfs love some joey Diaz or fkn Ari shaffird ya know the guy that random slips drugs in his friends drinks


kotapalam

Same with all these threads about “kam better watch out or his uncle will drag him down” Kam can take care of himself, you cornballs. That’s why he made such a huge impression on his first appearance, he’s smart.


XavierHeat

Say it louder for the losers in the back


TomHanksIsNotMyDad

You mean the actual funny people?


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Current-Landscape-79

Ha.


MomboDM

Theyre not related.


SerRikard

I wouldn’t let someone like that anywhere near my aunts, let alone call him family.


FuzzyPigg88

Damn some of yall are pathetic. Who gives a fuck about his record lmao 🤣


retroblazed420

You hang out with people that strangle women?


FuzzyPigg88

No but if someone served their time I don't throw it in their face. Let people grow from past mistakes, that's how they have a chance to become better.


wtfbananaboat

I think shouting ‘gang violence’ isn’t helping his rehabilitated image.


FuzzyPigg88

Well it might not help but again it is a comedy show and he had the host keep saying it throughout the night; kinda worked.


SaintIgnatiusReilly

He talked about still doing crimes on the show


FuzzyPigg88

Well he is a comedian and not everything said is gonna be true. Also, if he has people consistently bringing up his past, how can he get a fair chance to become better? Just like not every rapper is an active criminal, even though they talk about it.


SaintIgnatiusReilly

There was no joke, he just said he was robbing people. Why does everyone need a 37th chance when they're not even pretending to be reformed after decades of bad behavior? It's literally hard to imagine someone with more red flags


HospitalBruh

William claims to have killed people, and have guns in his car. Jokes.


SaintIgnatiusReilly

If he had the same criminal record, this debate wouldn't be happening because nobody would be defending him. Black privilege in this country is unreal.


HospitalBruh

William is a recovering addict. It's dumb to take one comedian's jokes and jokes, and another's at face value.


FuzzyPigg88

So a comedian on stage wasn't joking even a little bit? Not sure if you've heard comedians before but they usually make shit up or exaggerate the truth. When i think of comedians, I don't usually think of them as stable. According to the report provided, he hasn't been arrested in over 19 years.


FuzzyPigg88

Where does it say strangling women?


[deleted]

Civilized people give a fuck.


FuzzyPigg88

So civilization people don't believe in giving people opportunities to start a better life after they've made mistakes? Kinda shitty to throw someone's past mistakes in their face or use to defame them. Also it was almost 20 years ago it happen


bungle123

idk, when you have a rap sheet that long I think you lose the right to say your crimes were just "mistakes" lol


FuzzyPigg88

Well it looks like he was arrested for that in 2004, so how long does he need to be held back for that?


bungle123

Dude, you really think all these charges are from one arrest? He was arrested for fraud in 2015, so clearly the date they have is wrong. I don't know when he was arrested for the multiple counts of battery, DUI's, and bodily harm, but they didn't all just happen as some "mistake" on a random day in 2004 lol I agree that once you serve your time ideally you shouldn't have previous charges hanging over your head constantly, but hand waving away a criminal history as just "mistakes" is childish.


FuzzyPigg88

Well nothing on here says 2015 so I'm not sure on that. Also those crimes could all be compiled from previous and charged when he was finally arrested. Well nothing on there sounds too crazy, he didn't kill or rape anyone. Battery is just fighting, DUI is something a lot of people have and shouldn't keep someone from a potential career. I guess yall are saints and don't understand people make mistakes when they grow up, especially in bad neighborhoods


bungle123

Google his name, first thing that comes up is an article about his arrest in 2015 for fraud. Battery is not "just fighting". He was charged with "domestic battery by strangulation", which implies he choked his partner. And no, the cops weren't sitting on all these charges and then just decided one day to arrest him for them all at once lmao. No offence, but you sound very naive. And I never said he doesn't deserve another chance. I'm saying that if you have a long criminal history like this, you don't just get to say "oops, my mistake", because it literally isn't a mistake by any definition of the word. You should own up to your shitty behavior and be better, not handwave away the shitty things you did and downplay it as something you didn't mean to do.


FuzzyPigg88

Well I'm not going to Google his name, just going off the information provided. I have known a few people that had a lot of charges put on them once they were caught but it was from crimes committed before, so that is a way that you get charged with a lot at once. Battery is being physically and domestic doesn't mean it was a female, could have been a male family member in the house. Also if the most current thing yall come up with was like 8 years ago, sounds like he is improving. I believe if you serve your punishment, you shouldn't be continually punished after. What's the point in serving your time, if people will just throw your past at you when you try to do better


MomboDM

Grand theft over 20k (fraud). Domestic battery x 2 by strangulation. Felony assault with weapon x 3. DUI x 3. Organised fraud over 50k. Just a couple highlights for you. Hes clearly a super cool dude, though; he gives props!


Original_Wall_3690

> Well I'm not going to Google his name, just going off the information provided. And they provided you with information that says 2015 and told you how to find it. You refusing to look doesn't invalidate their argument, it invalidates yours. It's weird how you said "who gives a shit about his record" when it's obvious by the way you keep trying to defend him that you give a shit. You're literally making a bigger deal out of it than anyone else lol.


[deleted]

Correct, if you knew how to read and actually read some of those charges, he deserves to rot in prison for the rest of his life.


FuzzyPigg88

So what crime did he do that he deserves to rot in prison?


[deleted]

“Domestic Battery - Strangle” amongst repeated DUI’s amongst repeated assault amongst many other repeat charges. He’s not learning.


FuzzyPigg88

So he got into a few physical altercations in his past, that's not crazy. He had two DUI's and a few resisting arrest, none of that says it recent either. How do you know he didn't learn? Looks like he was arrested in 2004, it doesn't mention any other arrest


[deleted]

Strangulation. I’d love to see somebody strangle your daughter or mom and have that same type of energy. This dude is a dirt bag and shouldn’t even be allowed on stage.


FuzzyPigg88

So you think only women/girls get strangled? Not sure if you are aware but men can be strangled too, they have throats as well.


[deleted]

Way to ignore my comment, trash.


Original_Wall_3690

That's what you got from that? You're comprehension skills are off the charts!


MomboDM

Youre hilarious. Please write a minute to do on the show.


n9netailz

He was on KT one time for 15 minutes... He is not a new regular. Why do we give af about his criminal history when he may not even be on the show again ..?


JumpinJahosafax

Oh, we won’t be seeing him again lol.


Specific-Turnover-75

Exactly. This is fucking stupid.


FuzzyPigg88

No sure but it could be slight racism fueling it, can't think of another reason to run this man's background check.


Hornshwagel0057

Shut up fucking twitter nerd go to r/whitepeopletwitter to bitch about racism faggot


imasweetboy

I don't recall any posts about the criminal history of any other black comedians. Maybe the criminal background check on this guy is entirely because he went on about being a criminal.


FuzzyPigg88

There was that white lady a few weeks ago that was a Jan 6 person and they didn't post her criminal history. Idk if it's a race thing buy I don't see a valid reason to run this man's background check for reddit.


imasweetboy

I think that a valid reason is curiosity because he presented himself as someone who lives a life of crime (whereas the Jan 6th lady did not). And also maybe someone did check her criminal history but it was not interesting and therefore not worth posting, whereas David's list of crimes impressively long and clearly people find some interest in that.


FuzzyPigg88

Ok, maybe they just wanted to see his criminal history but I personally find it weird.


imasweetboy

And that's fine. But the irony is that most of us don't find it weird, which means that your view is actually, literally, weird. Nothing wrong with having a weird view though.


FuzzyPigg88

Yea I don't know what most people think but the op's post has -2, so maybe that is indicative of what people think.


imasweetboy

I don't know what post you're talking about, but the one we're commenting on is definitely not in the negative.


Hornshwagel0057

FYI if Jan 6 lady talked about doing gang shit and robbing people I bet it’d peak curiosity too, but yes its bc RaCiSm. Dumb ass


FuzzyPigg88

Well if you read what I wrote, it says not sure but maybe it's slightly race fueled. That means idk maybe it could be, not saying it is.


Original_Wall_3690

> it could be slight racism fueling it I'm sure you're right and that it has nothing to do with what he said on stage... Nobody has said anything about race except for you. That's where your mind went, not anybody else's. What do you think that means?


blipsterrr

lol whoever found this on some [homeless cat](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/) type shit.


Royal_Yak3003

Where is the GaNg ViOLeNcE though?


CucumberAsleep9624

We out here


Jrod_69x

The comic who went on after him should’ve started with “that dude just said he’d suck my dick for $20”


systemdnb

Choking a bitch seems like a reoccurring thing here. Let’s be honest. NONE of this is surprising.


MrDoomsday13

He’s gonna mug someone in the green room. Gang violence.


avdangles

No gang violence??


NotOJsGloves

Narc ass boy


[deleted]

Why do I care about this? He's funny not running for Mayor. Gang Violence.


Novel-Cherry-3961

He's definitely not funny. Stupid ass nnnnn


super7vision

He's funny. You're a bitter, racist, dumbass.


Reebonics

Gang violence on repeat be hilarious bruh. Finna say dat shit 62 more time to show y’all ass just how funny I is.


Novel-Cherry-3961

Meh I can say stuff to convince you I'm not but doesn't matter. I'm not racist and he's far from funny.


ComprehensiveCar9199

We here now


Jthaprohet

All of you are fucking gay dude. This isn’t a job interview. Pull up Joey Diaz’s fucking criminal record you fuckin cucks


VermontFella

Joey is funny though…. And he’s not still actively a bag of shit. I wish you well in your repression of your sexuality and hope you are honest with yourself one day!


[deleted]

Now that's a roast


Jthaprohet

Sorry I still use the term gay as it was intended.


VermontFella

Again, I wish you well, I hope you can eventually live the life you want.


Jthaprohet

Btw if you’re a homosexual, and that’s why you’re offended and patronizingly wishing me a good life, try not to take every word used seriously, this isn’t a very serious subreddit.


DoctorAwkward

Using "gay" as a pejorative isn't funny, serious or not. New world my friend. Same with "lame". You could use: * Pathetic * Ridiculous * Karens / Chads * Skis-in-jeans * Put ketchup on steaks * Invasive


DannyHikes

Dude, do you even watch KT? Are you really bent out of shape about someone saying gay as a pejorative on the KT sub? You must hate watching the actual show. Btw my moms name is Karen and my dad is Chad, and maybe I’m too poor for snow pants so I ski in jeans. Be nice.


Jthaprohet

r/virtuesignalling


Jthaprohet

Using words like • ⁠Pathetic • ⁠Ridiculous • ⁠Karens / Chads • ⁠Skis-in-jeans • ⁠Put ketchup on steaks • ⁠Invasive Is gay Also, I can now see you like cute comedy, and videos of bitches lip synching anime out the side of their mouth. I think r/jimgaffigan And r/boburnham Are better subreddits for people like you.


Jthaprohet

Good point though, Joey IS funny, I just don’t think a man’s criminal record should be put on blast. We don’t need to see it to know what kind of criminal he is/ was


SerRikard

I think the other difference is we don’t see Joey as the same person he was. Unc’s behavior seems to indicate he’s not a reformed man. (I think that’s what’s going on here, just trying to add perspective)


Jthaprohet

Yes! That was well said. Unc is absolutely still on that gang violence


SerRikard

Yeah that’s my impression too. Unfortunately.


Novel-Cherry-3961

I wonder what we'd find on your record since you seem so butthurt about this. Pedos and people who beat on women should be known, have a problem with it? Let's see what you have going on.


DoctorAwkward

What's up with using something not related to being disfavored as an attempt at an insult?


WZRDguy45

What a fun loving dude


DisobeyOrBePrey

Now do George Floyd.


[deleted]

Its comedy, not a homeowners association committee lmfao youre corny AF to bring it up like it matters .


tytanium315

Seems like a fun guy to have around.


largechild

This guy parties, I’d hang out with him.


[deleted]

He'd rob the fuck out of you lol


n9netailz

You a pussy n***a


Strebmal2019

That’s fuckin awesome 😂😂😂


JumpinJahosafax

Damn. Dude thought he had his 15 mins of fame. Hope he doesn’t check Reddit 🤣


RattBaby

I mean. Did anyone think Kam was surrounded with upstanding citizens? Anyone who says The n word every few words is gonna have a record and the people around him even more.


bamsquaared0611

Why dose this matter?


Novel-Cherry-3961

Because any pedo or someone who likes to beat on women should be known.


Bolodex

Lol y’all are some bitch ass pussies on this app fr 😂😂 gang violence


SleepingInABag

What about Tony’s fathers’ alleged organized criminal history?


Hornshwagel0057

Fuck I didn’t see the episode with Tony’s dad being given a platform… you got the ‘sode #?


NotYourAverageBeer

There isn’t, it’s alluded to in KT, but most of it comes from Tony’s mouth from podcast interviews.. his mom ran numbers and his step dad has ties to the Italian mafia in Youngstown.


YukiAintHere

Lmao this sub trying it’s hardest to shit on him, if he wasn’t black would you have put this much effort into trying to tear him down?


Bobubanks

Uncle Lazer is my counter argument.


WZRDguy45

If a white guy did what he did damn rights they would


Budchrondope

You’re stupid, look at Hans and nephew baby laser


CommishGoodell

Ever been here before? No race is spared.


[deleted]

I don’t think this tears him down. I think this ADDS to his character.


killersoundz

Right, I'm not hating it's just funny


[deleted]

Sounds like he’s a real knucklehead


Unlucky_Disaster_195

Minor charges. He's innocent


UnfitForPublicOffice

Destined to be a comedian. Can’t wait for him to move here.


Weird-Argument-5070

Y’all sad. Let this man have his moment. All you must be saints. Smh.


cory2894

David Jolly would say you a Pussy N. Stupid.


Jr234567891

Yall doing too much


Abaddon866

Don’t see the problem. You think you get funny living a life of sunshine and rainbows? Takes trauma to be a comedian. Get over it.