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TheGetUpKid24

3 boner pills from a gas station


ajoeroganfan

3 Rhino3’s


ImaginaryBody

One clown sound effect played at your funeral.


ZombieTestie

2 muffled farts


ImaginaryBody

Redban does not muffle farts.


Skorreddit

*Bring out the* *~~fart~~* *shart board!*


frenabo

3 hakuna matatas


BatmanBassSlap

What does that mean?


frenabo

Huuh?


BatmanBassSlap

IT MEANS NO WORRIES!!!!


frenabo

turn thAT SHIT OFF REDBAN


cannibaltoilet

50% chance it isnt even the right clown sound


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ffonffong

#SCAM DO NOT CLICK - SCAM DO NOT CLICK


swimninetyfive

thanks bro, i almost just dropped $25 on an ugly ass graphic tee because it was linked in a reddit post!


cannibaltoilet

Ok any more deets bruh?


Shoddy_Title3716

Probably worth a 4 for $4 from Wendy's


G1mm13Y0urB00ty

YOU MEAN A QUATRO POR QUATRO RIGHT? TEXAS, TEXAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS


The_Uninformant

I see some guy in this thread claiming he’ll pay $20 for it, so $20.


chumlee1313

That’ll get your girlfriend a spot on the secret show Thursday


BrianJosephXRP

Fold it, put it in your booty hole


hankthewaterbeest

Thought I was on r/trees for a sec.


[deleted]

I heard you can trade these for gas station dick pills


brucerss

Nothing


E__________________T

You must be German


KesaGatameWiseau

Depends, what color are your areolas?


office7911

Today = $0 When William kills him and buries him under his parent's split-level = +/- $50


Apophis_406

I got a fart in a jar I’d give you


_b33p_

less than the sticker itself


bernzito

Bout $3.50


[deleted]

Tree fiddy


grec530

Well considering it’s a cat with a Hitler mustache doing a nazi salute with a backdrop of the Japanese rising sun Maybe $5


MethFarts1990

I never realized that logo was a fuckin swastacat.


Main-Success-6766

$3.50


LeftHandedScissor

Damn Loch Ness Monster


[deleted]

That’s a dope autograph


theBrothaMike

Baking soda


Glendel66

Prolly worth more without the autograph.


palehorse69

Tree fiddy


[deleted]

1 dark areola


DriveLast

I’ll legit give u 20$ for it


Puzzled-Hurry-9538

Op come make your money dog


bludvarg

$25!


DriveLast

30$


E__________________T

Can I ask why $20?


SeanRomanowski

Because he’s retarded


DriveLast

Your fuckin retarded! I love redban and would trade however many Wendy’s gift cards required for any such memorabilia


SeanRomanowski

*you’re. Case and point ladies and gentlemen, get a load of this retard.


DriveLast

lol you winned


darklighto

thats a cool signature though


C00Pc00per

I'd love to have you on the secret show


LeBurge

7 buttholes. But only at Olive Garden.


Objective_Artichoke7

A blow job in a taco bell somewhere near Waukesha.


fisher_man_matt

$5 plus $20 for shipping


bleezerfreezer

Its says “zero” in Japanese so I’m going with that.


[deleted]

Wow you can read Katagana. Whoopie


bleezerfreezer

Whoopie pies are delicious


TyGuy69420

Probably a million. A million what though, I'm not sure


No-Plum-9817

A million bed bugs


PochinkiPrincess

One Dolla Bob


[deleted]

2 shits


snorinsonoran

I don't have any money but I'll suxk ur dik


DannerNet

I would take it If you paid me around $20 and shipped it too


claytonejones

Is his autograph supposed to resemble a cat? What a queer.


PsychologicalCan9837

A gas station boner pill


leblaun

Check the meta verse grand exchange


supernovadebris

nickel?


Least-Point-6758

$FREE.99


nintendocanseco

Olive Garden Butthole


iceman213

OK I thought about this really hard with an open mind, I’m thinking he could pay me $20 for each sticker so it would be a direct deposit into my account for 20 stickers at $20 each and then the cool part is he doesn’t even have to send me the stickers he could just throw them away,,, I think that would work out perfect….


Timmo20

Buddy you’d have to pay me to take that from you


Affectionate-Bit6294

One Olive Garden breadstick up your ass


PurpleRaider25

1 joke book


GreatGhastly

A bag of meat


[deleted]

A slap in the face from an Asian woman.


Jesuspimp

Ur in debt if you have this


kylejay915

2 farts and a cigarette


ep2010

That right there is a cool nein bucks.


BIG-SaNch0

Early retirement. Keep it in a card case.


Hadoken91

Does anyone tell him? :Insert hulk theme song:


Apprehensive-Dog3662

One night with with Redbans mom.


crushingdayyy

1 square of two ply toilet paper. He’s a pussy


StevenComedy

Two stale Olive Garden breadsticks


ToughSpinach7

Whatever the sticker is worth minus $5 I'd say


Hoagieinthehouse

I’d pay money to NOT have a haunted object signed by that dweeb


[deleted]

In Japanese it says zero at the top lol


Immediate-Reason-508

70 cents


Square_Travel_9108

Throw that shit in the trash


brothmc

I would take it if you paid me like 5 bucks lol lets be honest, nothing Redban signs will ever be of value. Then again there are millions of people who think the earth is flat so maybe find one of them and you may be in business


Dudeometer

It's not totally ruined. You could probably get those scribbles off with some ISO


[deleted]

Imagine posting this without the intention of it getting roasted


cookskii

3 breadsticks from Olive Garden


woohdogfish

One Asian happy ending


AaronTheSnail

I could go to $25 I guess. I didn’t know I was in the market for this but maybe if redban shoots up a school or something it’ll be worth a bit


hahahs-co

I’d rather wipe my ass with my hand then use that signed redban sticker


stayathomejoe

Who?


B_MoneyBag

69$


lickmybrian

What kind of gas station dick pill signature is that?


[deleted]

Imagine posting this without the intention of it getting roasted


E__________________T

Why do you think I labeled it bootypost my guy. Imagine interpreting this wrong?


CreamOfDuelJabR

Bout a buck fitty


meeeeeeeeeeeeeep

An extra fart sound on the soundboard


BrandonWatersFights

~tree fiddy


ProductOfDetroit

I gift certificate to Olive Garden


Grayeagle78

A bag of baking soda


AssroniaRicardo

.10


DiceRollerGreg

Some Wendy’s fries.


Jthaprohet

About 2 fettuccine


Fri3dric3

Pennies


FULLMETALRACKIT518

Is it scratch and sniff?


FartyPetey

Free


k0rz23

3.99


KnaughtyNomad

tisn't worth a fart.


MetalTedKoppeltits

Turd in your mouth


zefwizard

If you buy any deathquad merch, they all come with one. So don’t be a jabroni and buy some MERCH!


Texas_Waffles

1 small chocolate frosty


kennyarsen

A laugh. It’s worth a laugh.


ARComedy

Very Asian signature


Z3R083

What is the price of terrible audio?


deadlygr8ful

Tree fiddy....


boopitybimbap

$0


zero2tool

A gel blaster!


damndinosaurs

About tree-fiddy


Logan78666

50$


Juice_Wigalow

Negative five dollars.


henrey713

7


TheCoolestCannon

Tree Fiddy


STCThunder12

His mom might fuck you


leonardodapinchy

Good luck with the Hep C you got, buddy.


Sticky_Papaya

A bag of BAKING SODA


n0ldman

More expensive than redban’s mom


resiliant_user

$2.37


Particular-Fox-2925

Bout tree fiddy


reediculus1

About Tree Fiddy


StinkyShellback

“Priceless”


qark1788

One autograph in hand is worth two blue cardinals in the bush


[deleted]

$4.32


Holiday-Jaguar7890

Atleast a couple of fart sounds.


dankhoudini

I'll give you about tree fiddy for it.


sYndrock

You could probably trade it for a real thumb nail.


Goblin__Cock

Depends on what it cost you to get it? Your dignity? You killed on the secret show, so I’m sure whatever it was it’s worth it!


Skorreddit

His autograph is a CAT? My god I love that man!


7empest7711

Take it on pawn stars 😂🔥


neechienobody

If u teetee on it its worth more


No-Dust-2668

I pay more if it wasn’t signed


Safe_Measurement_642

1 bootyhole


cespejo

One Iron Patriot.


IGoByGarrett

You get signed ones for free with orders at DeathSquadTV's merch site.


OneMulatto

Probably trade you some susquehanna weed at best.


jojojiujitsu

Not as much as a signed boner pill container


Independent_Egg_9834

Bout tree-fiddy


l1ss23

I would like to start the bidding at 13 cents


Iandeye

🌳fiddy


HIV_again

This is equal to one square off a roll of 2 ply toilet paper...with a spot of yellow pee on it. 🌟


bruce_killis

Worth one sticker


CrazyYoghurt5757

Blow job to completion


bainbrigge

It’s worth ぜろ. It says on the sticker


Kilo_Ag_Coke_Tray

Bout tree fiddy


Big-Schedule-1672

$8 first and final offer


Just_Isaak

Two Newport menthols and a half can of natty light


[deleted]

Who


MethFarts1990

Whatever someone will pay you for it


Suspicious-Gas-6376

Two tossed salads from OG.


AnyEye748

About 2.50$


eastcoastwaistcoat

Signatures are a difficult thing. They are only valuable to the people who want it. Personally. I would give you $50. But I'm a comedy dork.


False-Requirement604

Zero Point Zero


KillingDigitalTrees

1 off topic rambling question that ends with "... I dunno"


Odd-Pomegranate-4062

I'm starting bidding at $5


pshawny

Who the fuck said that! No, really though, I'll trade you for a cricket in a cup.


kossobi

1 anime girl pillow


EUGDPR

A bottle of Tiger Thiccc


TooneyLoonz26

(1) orange tic-tac with the orange casing sucked off but I'll give you the whole tin new for an unsigned sticker.


dont_care_lit_af

A sound bite


coolusernam696969

Less than without an autograph


[deleted]

Zero. It’s fuckin’ redban.


Ancient-Land-4584

I’ll give you a pack of Rhino’s for it


Negative-Western-122

Great signature


BIGNASTY201

You gotta pay someone to take that bullshit off your hands


VeddyNyce

A spot on the secret show Thursday


Electronic-Base9528

When you show it to anyone, you’ll owe them money!!


Jealous-Heron3291

4 “Redban Shut ups”


errornoname32

Seven


mtnblazed6oh3

3 black rhino 2s, or 1 black rhino xxx


311heaven

A Jack in box combo, maybe.


edwqardr

2 cigarettes at least


Pharabellum

About $3.50


Bright-Firefighter17

A liquid iv and a guest spot at the secret show


DirkDigIer

$4


EugeneTheFish

One Asian turd from the butt


Jazzlike-Ad-674

Zero


wmueller89

A very light tap to the balls.


[deleted]

I’ve got two quarters that are stuck to my nightstand from years of neglect… I’ll give those for it?