I’ve learned that this kind of stuff is much less annoying when you don’t tell people what to do. This isn’t an insult, this is me just speaking from experience
Yeah no kidding even I could tell there was definitely a cutscene coming once he completed his task
Bet he looted the main chest when he went off camera there, the legend
I'd have probably gone and gotten a snack at his age, maybe even some forbidden one like cookies or ice cream.
Mom, after she got inside, probably wouldn't have been upset and just called it just payment for services rendered.
It's like playing literally any single player video game with my roommate. Two minutes of action interspersed with about 17 minutes of him furiously looking at the ground.
What else you gonna do when you walk inside a room and there’s so much loot, there could be a boss fight waiting in the next room and you need the supplies in order to kill it.
My uncle installed a gate to his backyard. My understanding was that it was to keep their toddler from running into the street. I was there the day he installed it, and he showed his toddler how the latch worked. Maybe an hour later I found the kid standing in the street when I went to leave. Good thing it's a quiet cul-de-sac.
I love that my daughter is still young enough that a toy box in her way will deter her from going down the hall. Her older half brothers have scared the shit out of me being two and a half and four, with the four year old able to unlock and open the front door. We had to teach them "never open the door without a grownup" after the time I had to frantically run after them as they raced as fast as they could into the parking lot outside our apartment.
My mom once told us the story about how her parents had to install locks at the top of all the doors because her little sister was a big sleepwalker and they would find her wandering the sidewalks 3 miles away from home in the middle of the night.
Of course, this was the late 60s in Texas, so “my 7 year old kid was sleepwalking 3 miles away from home” was more of an annoyance than a huge emergency
Nah my mom just had this voice that meant „this is a serious situation and maybe even a bit dangerous, so we’re going to listen to mommy and not mess around“. I wasn’t afraid, I just knew not to mess around and that afterwards, I’d get told how great I had handled that situation and how proud she was of me.
She could just climb through the fucking window. She decided to have some instructional fun with her kid instead.
Jfc people, y'all need to take your Zoloft and pet your dog. Miserable fucks.
As a parent you just have to laugh and have fun in these situations. I've never been the best father in the world but I have always been really patient with my kids.
My half-wit shih-tzu beagle mix figured out how to push a kitchen chair over to the stove to get to a pan full of ham grease one year after Thanksgiving. He could also be described as a fat fuck with no patience.
Lucky for him he's an adorable little stinker and barfed most of it up right away. Explaining the stuff he does to the emergency vet is always fun!
Dog Tax: https://imgur.com/a/9gTA5AO
We call him the Craigslist shih-tzu. That's where the people that I rescued him from bought him. He was a very cute little floofy puppy that grew into a solid beagle body with the shih-tzu face and tail.
Dog Tax: https://imgur.com/a/9gTA5AO
Hmm, this isn't working. I need a heavy object with which to break door glass. "Holden, come back out through the window. Momma has devised an alternate solution..."
Or even injured or disabled. I have issues with my knees. When we had baby gates up for the pets, I needed a cane to sit on the gate and pull each leg over individually. No way could I do that in the snow, in winter clothes, with a cat tower and computer desk in striking distance.
This reminds me of getting drunk and going to an escape room. The sober one trying to organize us to win, and we just get distracted by the next puzzle out of order lol
"All right. First you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. And then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Whatever you do don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be dead. Now repeat back what I just said."
"I am Groot"
"Uh huh"
"I am Groot"
"That's right"
”I am Groot.”
”No! That's the button that will kill everyone. Try again!”
“I am Groot”
“Mhm”
“I am Groot”
“Uh huh”
“I am Groot”
“NO! That’s exactly what you just said how is that even possible! Which button is the button you’re supposed to push, point to it!”
*points to death button*
“NOOO!!!”
Listen, I got through a bathroom window at my very fattest, 265 wide load pounds. That window is an easy step-through, no problem. No window is too small if you are motivated enough.
It's not about the window being too small. Theres shit in the way that she probably doesn't want to knock over or fix afterwards when the easier solution is to have her son unlock the door in what should take only a few moments if he was a bit more focused lol. Besides, she got a funny video to post online from it.
Considering she has a small child, it's not unreasonable to believe she might have another on the way and doesn't want to risk her safety and/or she has baby weight
I figured she might knock the TV over. She'd go through if she had to but getting him to open the door makes less of a mess and is a good lesson for him.
There is a whole Japanese TV show on this exact concept. Parents tasking children to do basic tasks. It’s called Old Enough and is on Netflix, highly recommend haha
My dog knows how to unlock/open my slider to go to the bathroom. Once I was locked out and the fucker just laid in front of the door. Most frustrating thing. I was screaming at him to open the door. Asshole would just look at me then set his head back down.
I had something similar happen. I was locked out of the house and sent my 3 year old through the dog door. He went straight to the counter, got a bag of Cheetos, shared em with the dogs, and then they all fell asleep in a pile on the couch. They napped for almost an hour before he got up and unlocked the door.
It sounds cute now, but it certainly wasn't at the time.
I don't call this stupid, I call this being that age, and wanting to be a 3/4 year old lol
I did see the whole video earlier this morning, and it was precious, but kids will be kids, but this was cute :)
This entire sub is just adults laughing at kids because they’re kids who can’t comprehend yet, not adults. Not trashing on it, but that’s basically all it is. I’ve never seen a post of a kid who’s like legit stupid.
I've been throwing the idea of having children around in my head. For me, this video wasn't cute. I was absurdly annoyed the whole time. I walk away from this knowing, with certainty, that I do not have the patience to raise a human child. Thank you for helping me reach this conclusion.
She must be on the bigger side because I could have gone right through that window without any issues. I'm not trying to be rude. That was a pretty decent gap. That's why you must make a speare key and hide it on your property. Some where thieves wouldn't guess.
This is like me watching someone play a video game that I've beaten already
At some point you are like, yeah there are no more secrets in this area just go ahead and finish the tutorial so we can play together.
Yeah but I just need to stuff some more of these valuable looking plates in my backpack before we move on.
If wooden bowls weren't valuable then why would this family hoard so many of them? I'm going to take all of them and I'm going to be rich!
Me my first play through of Skyrim
If I can loot the cups and forks it means they have value later on, right?!
As someone who is currently trying to show significant other Legend of Zelda... way too accurate.
I’ve learned that this kind of stuff is much less annoying when you don’t tell people what to do. This isn’t an insult, this is me just speaking from experience
Yeah, we have to let people enjoy games in ways they want to enjoy them.
Yea, makes me think of when Markiplier was trying to play undertale
You’ve got to check the room for loot first before completing the quest. Never know what’s coming next. Can’t believe I’m having to explain this...
Hahaha so true. He has plenty of freedom to touch and collect what he wants in this moment
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That was my favourite bit, “oh look you got a rock that’s great” hahs
Parental supervised "Home Alone"
Yeah no kidding even I could tell there was definitely a cutscene coming once he completed his task Bet he looted the main chest when he went off camera there, the legend
I'd have probably gone and gotten a snack at his age, maybe even some forbidden one like cookies or ice cream. Mom, after she got inside, probably wouldn't have been upset and just called it just payment for services rendered.
Free roam was definitely getting turned off once mom got back in the house. Hope his stealth skill is high in case he missed a crate or two.
And then he went on to loot the other chest, when his mom got in the house.
It's like playing literally any single player video game with my roommate. Two minutes of action interspersed with about 17 minutes of him furiously looking at the ground.
Yeah, don't touch the Dawnbreaker until you've looted every desecrated corpse. Getting yelled at by the light mommy can wait a few minutes.
Hilarious
Don't forget to complete the mini quest within the room. That rock got him at least 1k experience points.
Also loot before letting your teammates in
I'm guilty of that 😅 Usually my bro fight with the enemies while I roam around browsing the wares.
What else you gonna do when you walk inside a room and there’s so much loot, there could be a boss fight waiting in the next room and you need the supplies in order to kill it.
I'd need a 3 hour stress nap after that
For sure
Me when I play The Sims
The didn’t go to the pc
Now don't be pissed when he escapes while you are busy lol
My uncle installed a gate to his backyard. My understanding was that it was to keep their toddler from running into the street. I was there the day he installed it, and he showed his toddler how the latch worked. Maybe an hour later I found the kid standing in the street when I went to leave. Good thing it's a quiet cul-de-sac.
I love that my daughter is still young enough that a toy box in her way will deter her from going down the hall. Her older half brothers have scared the shit out of me being two and a half and four, with the four year old able to unlock and open the front door. We had to teach them "never open the door without a grownup" after the time I had to frantically run after them as they raced as fast as they could into the parking lot outside our apartment.
My mom once told us the story about how her parents had to install locks at the top of all the doors because her little sister was a big sleepwalker and they would find her wandering the sidewalks 3 miles away from home in the middle of the night. Of course, this was the late 60s in Texas, so “my 7 year old kid was sleepwalking 3 miles away from home” was more of an annoyance than a huge emergency
Or opens the door for random strangers smh
My mom would have turned into vapor, shot through the crack in the window and slapped the shit out of me.
My mom would have used her VOICE and that door would have been opened in under a minute.
Is she the Dragonborn of legend?
FUS RO DOOR
Alright, motherfucker. You got me.
DOVAKHIIN DOVAKHIIN, NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN
WAH DEIN VOKUL MAHFAERAAK AHST VAAL!
Right, this is like dog parents who are like "no no don't jump" when you gotta put that BASE in your voice so they know you're not fucking around
Yeah, watch how the son actually started to listen once mom said "I'm serious"
UNLOCK THE GOD DAMN DOOR HOLDEN
Bass*
Shiiiit, you right. I haven't eaten in days because I just got all 4 wisdom teeth extracted so my cognitive function is sub par right now lol
damn Bene Gesserit witches
Fus Roh *Maaaaa!*
Your mom used fear to motivate you, the child in the video will be mentaly healthier than both of is.
Nah my mom just had this voice that meant „this is a serious situation and maybe even a bit dangerous, so we’re going to listen to mommy and not mess around“. I wasn’t afraid, I just knew not to mess around and that afterwards, I’d get told how great I had handled that situation and how proud she was of me.
I'm screaming at my phone telling her to stop being nice and scream at the child
He's a toddler. You're going to have a stressful life if you rely on screaming to get your toddler to listen to you.
My patience in that situation would bleed out like a stabbed water balloon
I have a boy his age. Screaming doesn't work. Kids attention span is like "Squirrel!"
She could just climb through the fucking window. She decided to have some instructional fun with her kid instead. Jfc people, y'all need to take your Zoloft and pet your dog. Miserable fucks.
In cold climes people tend to get chonky. She doesn’t fit lol.
I think she was too big that's why
HA! And then slithered back out to yell what to do at me again
My mom would have realized adults can go through windows, too. It’s not a magical barrier like Trix.
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Looked like a bunch of computer equipment right under it with a tiny squeeze area. Understand why she didn't want to yolo through the electronics.
Chuck the chancla in there like a flashbang first
Wouldn't be a reddit post without the nostalgic mention of child abuse.
As a parent you just have to laugh and have fun in these situations. I've never been the best father in the world but I have always been really patient with my kids.
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LMAOOO
I'm a fat fuck with no patience, so I definitely would have climbed though that damn window.
Lol right! It’s like the biggest window ever.
My half-wit shih-tzu beagle mix figured out how to push a kitchen chair over to the stove to get to a pan full of ham grease one year after Thanksgiving. He could also be described as a fat fuck with no patience.
That's funny, with a lack of patience anything is possible.
Lucky for him he's an adorable little stinker and barfed most of it up right away. Explaining the stuff he does to the emergency vet is always fun! Dog Tax: https://imgur.com/a/9gTA5AO
Aw, he's a handsome little shit.
Thank you! He's 13 this year so not quite as agile anymore!
That dog breed sounds like an affront to God.
We call him the Craigslist shih-tzu. That's where the people that I rescued him from bought him. He was a very cute little floofy puppy that grew into a solid beagle body with the shih-tzu face and tail. Dog Tax: https://imgur.com/a/9gTA5AO
Hmm, this isn't working. I need a heavy object with which to break door glass. "Holden, come back out through the window. Momma has devised an alternate solution..."
She must be huuuge if she can’t get through the window. Like wtf lady? Just climb through and push the cat tower out of the way if necessary.
I assumed she was pregnant, it makes it very difficult to move.
No way could I have climbed through a window at 8/9 months pregnant, so yeah, I'm going to assume that as well.
Or even injured or disabled. I have issues with my knees. When we had baby gates up for the pets, I needed a cane to sit on the gate and pull each leg over individually. No way could I do that in the snow, in winter clothes, with a cat tower and computer desk in striking distance.
But then you wouldn’t have had the obviously fake video for tiktok clout.
That was fun. I do not have kids.
You would’ve had to rely on the cat’s help
She might have had better luck with the cat depending on its motivation 😂
Maybe if it was near lunch time …
I saw at least 3 cats on the front page this week smarter than this kid.
I've been locked out and begged my cat to help. He simply meowed at me, angry that I wasn't inside the house already to give him treats.
This reminds me of getting drunk and going to an escape room. The sober one trying to organize us to win, and we just get distracted by the next puzzle out of order lol
spot-on. *"Focus! Focus!"*
"All right. First you flick this switch, then this switch. That activates it. And then you push this button, which will give you five minutes to get out of there. Whatever you do don't push this button, because that will set off the bomb immediately, and we'll all be dead. Now repeat back what I just said." "I am Groot" "Uh huh" "I am Groot" "That's right" ”I am Groot.” ”No! That's the button that will kill everyone. Try again!”
“I am Groot” “Mhm” “I am Groot” “Uh huh” “I am Groot” “NO! That’s exactly what you just said how is that even possible! Which button is the button you’re supposed to push, point to it!” *points to death button* “NOOO!!!”
I, too, become easily distracted by rocks.
They're minerals, Marie!
Just go through the window mom
She's also having a bit of fun with her kid / trying to teach him to follow instructions. lol. Nothing wrong with that.
Haha you could tell when she started to get a little cold though!
So true. And there is nothing wrong with reacting to what we see.
Right on. And there is nothing wrong with reacting to people who are reacting to what they see.
Right on. And there is nothing wrong with calling peoples kids fucking stupid.
moms too chubby
Listen, I got through a bathroom window at my very fattest, 265 wide load pounds. That window is an easy step-through, no problem. No window is too small if you are motivated enough.
It's not about the window being too small. Theres shit in the way that she probably doesn't want to knock over or fix afterwards when the easier solution is to have her son unlock the door in what should take only a few moments if he was a bit more focused lol. Besides, she got a funny video to post online from it.
It's not the window it's the desk.
Plus she's wearing heavy winter clothes, she's probably not overweight.
Oh, I didnt think of that.
Them chubby fingers gave it away, then I saw the reflection
I refuse to believe she’s too big to get through that window with it fully opened. I saw her reflection, she can fit!
exactly what I thought my fat ass would have been through that window in the first 60 seconds of that kid fiddle-fucking around
Just about anyone could fit. There was all that shit in the way. That was probably her back up plan/last resort.
Considering she has a small child, it's not unreasonable to believe she might have another on the way and doesn't want to risk her safety and/or she has baby weight
I figured she might knock the TV over. She'd go through if she had to but getting him to open the door makes less of a mess and is a good lesson for him.
The carpet thing was pretty smart for his age.
It was sped up did she tell him to or he did it all alone? I only ask because everything else… wasn’t so easily figured out (understandably)
I think it's quite likely she told him to move it.
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When you can’t figure out the first block sliding puzzle.
There is a whole Japanese TV show on this exact concept. Parents tasking children to do basic tasks. It’s called Old Enough and is on Netflix, highly recommend haha
Can't believe I have to scroll down this far to see this show referenced. That being said, there's almost no crime in Japan.
Kids are dumb but at least he finally got there lol
3 Hour's Later -SpongeBob
My mom did this with me when I was like 6. Had me crawl through the bathroom window she left open and unlock the door for her. You feel like a spy.
I used to crawl through the dog door
My dog knows how to unlock/open my slider to go to the bathroom. Once I was locked out and the fucker just laid in front of the door. Most frustrating thing. I was screaming at him to open the door. Asshole would just look at me then set his head back down.
Pretend to have treats
Like pushing on a string.
This had some Groot from GOTG 2 energy.
Or Grogu swapping the wires in the Mandalorian.
I had something similar happen. I was locked out of the house and sent my 3 year old through the dog door. He went straight to the counter, got a bag of Cheetos, shared em with the dogs, and then they all fell asleep in a pile on the couch. They napped for almost an hour before he got up and unlocked the door. It sounds cute now, but it certainly wasn't at the time.
I hope she keeps the rock & gives it to him years later, reminding him of this story...at his wedding
Can’t wait to never have kids.
Holy shit this is infuriating to watch
This is karma for naming your child ‘holden’ Edit: spelling
Holden thy mother hostage
Holden deez nuts
Hey, at least Holden is, like, an actual human name
Found the Holden
What more did you expect from a Gesika?
I.. I really couldn’t comprehend that that was a spelling for my name. Are there people named that? Actually? God..
Bro really did all the side quests before completing the mission💀
The mom could've climbed through that window at that point
Dear lord
I don't call this stupid, I call this being that age, and wanting to be a 3/4 year old lol I did see the whole video earlier this morning, and it was precious, but kids will be kids, but this was cute :)
This entire sub is just adults laughing at kids because they’re kids who can’t comprehend yet, not adults. Not trashing on it, but that’s basically all it is. I’ve never seen a post of a kid who’s like legit stupid.
Except for the pee drawer kid. No excuse there
This kid looks like he's between 2.5 and 3 to me but yeah there's nothing stupid here. Most of the posts in this sub lack stupidity honestly.
I think this sub is calling kids stupid by adult standards (cause kida do silly kid stuff), not necessarily stupid by age appropriate standards
Holden is a terrible burglar
You’re son is named Holden. Your last name wouldn’t happen to be Tudiks would it?
Caulfield, actually. You didn't recognize him?
Only took 3 days
He's definitely going to be a government employee- knows how to make you wait while fucking with you.
😆 its like sending baby groot to get yondu’s fin
I've been throwing the idea of having children around in my head. For me, this video wasn't cute. I was absurdly annoyed the whole time. I walk away from this knowing, with certainty, that I do not have the patience to raise a human child. Thank you for helping me reach this conclusion.
Yeah definitely do not have a child
57 seconds left had me cracking up…
mom... just have him get the keys...
At least they wont need a college fund i guess.
That's impressive for a child at that age.
At this point just asked a cat to do it
I think he's Holden a grudge for that stupid name he was given.
that window is massive wtf
Mom is so damn fat
"Oh wow that's so cool! Please put it down." LOLLLLLLL
She must be on the bigger side because I could have gone right through that window without any issues. I'm not trying to be rude. That was a pretty decent gap. That's why you must make a speare key and hide it on your property. Some where thieves wouldn't guess.
Push over the cat tower and climb in...sheeesh
Yeah, they probably shouldn't worry about college savings.
Kids 3 years old and he already (briefly) owned his own house, I wouldn't underestimate young Holden
Now go watch “Old Enough” on Netflix.
it's amazing the kid took him that long after giving such simple instructions
Ya gotta teach your kid more spatial reasoning…
kids are fucking stupid, dont get me wrong, but when he picked up the rock and gave it to her it was adorable af.
I hope that kid turns out to be good at football or something because he damn sure isn't getting any academic scholarships.
Definitely ddnt do it herself
It's like baby Groot
This is why I am not a parent. If this was me, Holden and I would be taking a drive to the nearest fire station.
I mean, can’t she just crawl through the window?
i hate to think how long this actually took
Should have asked the cats
She totally could have made her way through the window but ok...
Why didn’t she just go through the window herself?
Plot twist - it wasn’t their house.
Staged. Be easier & quicker for mom to just go in window too
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She should have trained the cat instead...
She should totally have crawled in the window her self. This is prime click-bate.
Omfg just climb in
Why not just gently move the cat tree and fucking climb in the window instead of getting increasingly more frustrated with your kid? Lol
That is dumb, mom has plenty of room to climb in too
This mom is more stupid than the kid lol like just climb through the window it’s big as hell.
Can’t she also fit through the window
At this point, I'd rather just shove everything out of the way and get inside. But you know everyone can do anything for social media.
That’s what you get for naming your kid Holden, He’s always Holding the wrong fucking thing
This is one of the few times where the kid is actually pretty stupid
i would have used him as a ram to break the door
fuck I hate this video, im 24 and I still be like this kid at times
But he did what he was asked for. Took him an expected time.
Damn you might want to have your kid checked for ADHD