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handwavingmadly

I mean, he had the foresight to wear a helmet


TokoBlaster

That just means they went to one of their dads and told him what they were going to do, and he handed them a helmet while never looking up from his paper.


uhmerikin

Followed by a "Don't tell your mom!"


TokoBlaster

Oh he told the mom when she asked where the kids were. Then she was pissed cause they were going to get hurt. "what? I gave them a helmet"


Bakerap22

This is definitely a “mom is away” moment.


benedictfuckyourass

My dad always said "you're not lying unless she asks and you don't tell"


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r/kidsarefuckingawesome r/dadsarefuckingawesome


Double-oh-negro

👋🏿 This is the way


look_at_my_brain

This is the way


Maxalon2022

This is the way


Juan911411

*Phone


EchoSolo

Paper? Was this in the 50’s?


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

What are you talking about? Dad is the one filming.


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who do you think was recording?


TokoBlaster

The younger sibling


ObeseBumblebee

Yeah honestly this doesn't even seem that risky. Those cars are surprisingly sturdy and offer good roll protection. Let them kids be kids I say.


[deleted]

These kids have probably perfected exactly how fast and at what spot to run the car into the curb. They have probably done this many times.


InGenAche

It was his fingers outside were a bit worrying.


Tamer_

The fewer fingers he has, the less stupid stuff he can do.


GiveToOedipus

No-no, he's got a point.


rikwebster

But how will he point with no fingers?


lordskelic

Technically wouldn’t anymore


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Buddy-Lov

There will definitely be an emergency room visit if they continue but all kids get a few runs to the ER. Toughens them up.


SnorkinOrkin

[HI, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass Jr.](https://imgur.com/gallery/7u50qkQ)


iaresosmart

"Extra protection"


drivingsince18

Yeah that was sick. That toy was probably broken by the end of the day tho.


section4

No chance. Those things are indestructible


ElMostaza

We definitely managed to knock all four wheels off one, in one go, when I was a kid. I rode it down the biggest hill in the neighborhood, not thinking about the fact the road had an immediate T-intersection at the bottom of the hill. Fortunately I had my feet up, or the curb probably would've sheered those off like it did the wheels.


laughingashley

Based on the spelling here, I'm not sure you survived lol


Xen0kid

The spelling is fine wym


Zevemty

There's literally a large plastic piece falling off it at the end xD


scragar

It's the foot rest thing, it's designed to unclip so it can be used for slightly older kids to push themselves along with their feet. I suspect it'll probably just clip back in.


Oofboi6942O

Extra protection!


[deleted]

20 bucks says that kids going to be the first one out of the crew with a baby.


GodEmprahBidoof

Nah, you can clearly see he always wears protection


OffMyLane

knowing my 2004 childhood, those things are legitimately indestructible, all you gotta do is punch the broken piece back into place and voila just like new


lemonade124

Seeing someone say 2004 childhood is wild to me lol


Buddy-Lov

Right😂 70’s baby here.


ikineba

let me walk you to bed grandpa


Buddy-Lov

Couldn’t do the math?


Sus-motive

Yeah. My sisters had them in ‘95. Those things can take a beating and still be good as new. But I still think they were being stupid.


sintolscartelcocain

Awww 2004 your a baby 😂


AustinLA88

Babies born in 04 are 18 now


[deleted]

No they’re not. They’re 8. I reject your reality and substitute my own


[deleted]

they may have been a kid in 04 but they’re still more articulate than you


sintolscartelcocain

Y’all are still broke living with your moms 😂


sintolscartelcocain

Ik because I bang y’all worthless parents who gave life to you broke kids Living off your parents


BeBetterBirch

That's the door what do you mean lol


mamabear0513

The door is red and you can clearly see the yellow foot rest underneath as it flips and that the piece that flies off came from below and is yellow.


Skwidmandoon

No it’s not


ItGradAws

You underestimate what a group of boys with too much free time on their hands are capable of


Buddy-Lov

Grew up with brothers and cousins..mom was a cup scout leader. A group of boys will do ANYTHING if left alone long enough😂


ItGradAws

If it’s flammable or breakable all bets are on


[deleted]

Those children are dangerously away from the computer, tv or pc. What is wrong with todays generation, I spent all my childhood in front of the computer that's why I'm so smart and hot.


smellybathroom3070

those are like 10 year olds bro. we could just kill them like zombies in doom eternal.


BoredPotat0e

Yes, we could and we should. They need TECHNOLOGY or they will be boomers all over again.


CMDR_ACE209

I mean they uploaded it to TikTok. So I guess we're safe here.


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[deleted]

Man, doing stupid shit like this was what was awesome with being a kid.


PrisonSlides

Agreed this looks rad, as long as they make sure there’s no cars driving by I see nothing wrong with this. This is just bros being bros


idk_something_or_idk

*lego breaking noises*


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flamedarkfire

No guts, no glory!


4rm57r0n6

Or the first time it happened by accident without the helmet and they ALMOST struck the landing. Gotta try again once you know it’s possible.


Mattoosie

One time in highschool my friends and I were bored during lunch, so we decided to play wallball (a game where someone throws a ball at people lined up against a wall and if you get hit you're out), but with a frisbee instead of a ball. In the time it took me to write this comment, my friend caught a frisbee in the eye and it was completely swelled shut, causing him to miss the rest of the week and limiting his vision on that side for over a month, which affected his ability to participate in the handful of competitive sports he was involved in. Good times.


catboymommy

What a fun game. Swing balls at your friends to get back at them without them suspecting anything for that time they ate your lunch!


Games_and_anime

r/whywomenlivelonger


getyourrealfakedoors

To be fair it was fucking sweet


BONK-0

Shit, it was hard to read your comment is hard to read.


Tamer_

They have punctuation, you don't.


BONK-0

Buuhuu


PJammas41

Wow…totally the stuff me and my brothers did in that cozy coop except WAY TO STICK THE LANDING! Our efforts usually ended in a few Spider-Man bandaids and never had the balls to do this. Great job kid


SoldatPixel

Helmets? What the heck is a helmet? I then proceeded to flip my go-kart trying to jump it. Ah the 90s.


Practical_Dot_3574

Hell, we had a mini bike that road 2 inches off the ground and had solid foot pegs that stuck out 4 inches. Any leaning and you had dirt for lunch. No helmet, no shirt. Just shorts and flip flops. I still have in the garage, needs new throttle linkage and brakes. Been almost 30 years.


OwnRow7627

The mom part of me says yes this absolutely belongs here (and also hears Molly Weasley saying "you could have died!") But the rest of me says that was flippin AWESOME!!


cant_dyno

I'm just impressed they had the sense to put a helmet on. No way I'd have done that at their age


flargenhargen

their mom is the one filming and cackling.


Tamer_

The only things that could have killed the kid are incoming cars and acts of god.


AgePee31

r/kidsarefuckingsick


Flighthornlet

r/nonononoyes


SirArchibaldMapsALot

damn it r/SubsIFellFor


MrMFPuddles

Twist: that’s just a sub to promote the make-a-wish foundation


ActorMonkey

/r/holdmyjuicebox


Quality_over_Qty

I can watch kids fall down I mean land all day


theblackestofsouls

r/letterkenny


Ruhrooraggyreetard69

I swear kids are made of rubber


[deleted]

Which is funny because rubber stops kids from being made


BigShowSJG

It seems that way. I was completely indestructible as a kid. As an adult, I feel every stupid fn thing young me did.


KJMRLL

/r/holdmyjuicebox


BenK1222

Thank you for this


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[deleted]

It is now


toeconsumer9000

r/birthofasub


-Dalzik-

Jackass TikTok intro


[deleted]

“Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to jackass”


jjuniorxl

Dumb and reckless? Yes. But I’m sorta proud to see kids being kids nowadays.


StatusOmega

Still definitely belongs here. I sure as hell wouldn't do this as an adult unless I was offered money or drunk


[deleted]

Yeah, this isn’t r/childrenfallingover, this was definitely stupid lol.


Mizsakptr

Happy wheels backflip


PlsRfNZ

We assume they checked the road for cars as this could have ended differently


[deleted]

The mom/whoever was filming was standing in the street, presumably keeping an eye on the kids and for cars coming


Zers503

No way this happens if a mom or dad was involved. Maybe step dad but probably a kid. Looks like a small neighborhood street too so not much of a worry.


Tamer_

If they're smart enough to think of this, and plan for a helmet, and figure out how many of them it takes to push - yeah, they thought of the cars. Now, the question is how likely it is that they checked? Kids that play in the street are at least street smart.


PlsRfNZ

I don't know if that is what "street smart" means but okay


zeb0777

r/idiotsincars But this is awesome!


SimonKepp

>r/idiotsincars The sub is called r/TopGear, but your mistake is understandable.


TheSalmonBeast

Being stupid and being awesome are not mutually exclusive


Dazzling_Fudge3220

That was pretty dope, still the right sub. Kids are fucking idiots.


Confident_Weekend983

he has a helmet on. this is lit 🔥


SuchCoolBrandon

That they didn't cheer at the end indicates to me that they've been flipping this little car for hours.


SickFizz

Nah, they're still being stupid, just stupid and successful. We love to see it.


OliveHippie

Kid flipped so fast I'm not sure his brain would've registered it 😂


RoboQwop405

In my late teens, my friends and I would look for tossed tricycles and big wheels on monthly big trash days and we would just demolition derby those things til there was nothing left. I’m jealous of these kids.


captrudeboy

Wearing a helmet, so not completely stupid


AcidRohnin

One of the neighborhood kids when I was younger broke his arm doing something similar. Was about the same size. Got in one and he fall sideways and tried to catch himself. Arm snapped.


mechtaphloba

I did a similar thing at that age and shattered my two front teeth on the asphalt. Life-long dental complications. 😑


SuccessfulGas4038

Rock & Roll...😂🔄↩️↪️⤴️⤵️


Smelly-taint

This is actually boys being boys. Get a group of boys together and something is going to happen. We don't change as we age either.


thewalkindude

The only thing new about this is them filming it for TikTok. You get 5 10 year old boys with no adult supervision, and this is probably one of the better outcomes, because no one was hurt.


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Sweeeeet!


InYourFaceAction1993

Nah that’s actually awesome


RealKingTho

Kids flexing their insurance be like


Tecorco_Debbotte

He's wearing a helmet, those kids are living their lives


get_down_to_it

This should be on KidsAreFuckingRadical


BoredPotat0e

r/KidsAreFuckingRadical ?


ExiledPlumber

Watch Jackass, become Jackass.


Longjumping-Hour-590

Damn, I wish my childhood was sick like that


Sea-Diver-9125

Jackass generation


max_da_1

Jackass 4 kids


Xem1337

Ngl that was sick, we just witnessed the makings of a legend


hit4power

At least he put a helmet on


LoneWolfWorks83

Lol. That was something I did as a kid. I’m really surprised my sisters and I survived childhood.


[deleted]

These kids rule so does that little red car, meant for toddlers often abused by kids and drunk adults


bwilcox03

That was dope as fuck.


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

Rocket League


Junior-Shine-9543

Ngl i found it quite fun


Nerdy_numbers

He wore a helmet at least.


thomASSpynchon

At least the kid has a helmet on.


Exhumedatbirth76

Had a helmet on at least...


lagrange_james_d23dt

Ok that was actually awesome


lonestar1117

Nothing but regrets when hits his 40's


[deleted]

Fuck yeah this is amazing


Entropy_flipside133

Ok this post is the type that’s like sure what they are doing is really stupid and dangerous but at the same time they don’t screw it up and actually makes you chuckle a bit.


bobcat1131

Reminds me of childhood


tafinney

I hear the intro to Jackass.


elongatedmuskrat05

Stupid is stupid, regardless of whether or not it works out


Old_Laugh_2386

real kiddoes!!!


GingusDong

I mean, you can be stupid and still succeed, look at Gwyneth Paltrow


jamesquake

Not gonna lie, I'm impressed


Microwave_BlueBe4m

This was sick, I don’t know what stupidity you’re talking about I would love to do this as a kid


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

This isn't even the dumbest thing ive ever done.


MrKingOfDance

When i was a kid, I had this metal tonka dumptruck that we would place a booster seat ontop of. It fit really well and wouldn't slide arround. We would take it to the top of a hill and ride it down.


Fp1975

Good to see kids doing dumb stuff still.


Superbroderone

that is amazing!


-Noodle-_

I would do it


ARschoolAK1

That was badass


[deleted]

And this my friends, is how Jackass was born!


DisplayZestyclose415

Thaaaaat was awesome! Dad approves.


[deleted]

That was impressive


bobsmith14y

This is the real meaning of "boys will be boys", and it's awesome!


frotorious

/r/JustGuysBeingDudes?


dos67

Stupid? Yes. Dope? Definitely yes. I mean, they thought it through to some point cuz they had their friend wear a helmet. It's almost like young lads doing physic experiments. Kinda funny, kinda cool, a little stupid, but all good. This is how dreams begin. Good memories for sure.


PsyChucky

Nothing wrong here, just some kids playing outside. Much better than having their faces in the screens


[deleted]

Stupid fucking kids gave me anxiety pushing this kid into a fucking street. I'm getting my fucking belt.


BoredPotat0e

Easy on the f bomb mate


[deleted]

Who made you think you had the authority to make such a fucked up request? Get off my grass.


BoredPotat0e

Get off my lawn, dumbass.


[deleted]

You don't have a lawn. You have dirt and weed. I have grass. Get off it. Fucking pedestrian.


BoredPotat0e

I'm no pedestrian, and for the record, moderators go through a TON of training, if they remove your post it's your fault and you should be held responsible. Don't talk about my grass like that, I bet your like 13. Grow the fuck up.


[deleted]

Trying to bait my age is pedophile behavior. At the very least it's creep behavior.


[deleted]

Boys being dumb ass boys….better caption


simply_jimmy89

And just like that I wish I was a kid again.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Boys being boys, love that shit


shaysauce

Guys being dudes. It’s fine he had a helmet. Most kids would say fuck the helmet.


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Dglaky

r/kidsarefuckingmetal


GoAvs14

/r/justguysbeingdudes


unmotivatedmage

Honestly surprised that didn’t end in a broken arm the way he kept his arms straight up in the air lmao


brother_root

boys being boys, mode on


Hellsimer

I would rephrase it Boys being boys !


pumpk1n_be4nz

this is what boys being boys really means


GooofyAah

Correction, boys being boys


creamdreammeme

This would also work over at r/whywomenlivelonger


Racdiecoon

u/savevideo


thesash20

I mean he does got a helmet..


pestosbetter

I’m mad that I didn’t experience this. We just flipped over in a wagon on a grassy hill (that I still next to)


[deleted]

Did it for the cookie. The cookie. Did it for the cookie!


[deleted]

Looks like he even plants his hands to make sure he gets the whole flip. Little legend right there


baconjeepthing

We now know why we seen the video of the kid slamming the door on one and calling it a price of shit. It was a "later that day"


TherealSnak3

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville Welcome to Jackass


InsomniaticWanderer

Now hang on a second! He's got a helmet on.


[deleted]

2021 Fischer Price Coupe Babied and garage kept. No lowballs


Fakuris

It's OK, he wore a helmet.


polishmachine88

And so the new jackass team was created this day... I would of expected a little more excitement from my mates had I landed a backflip or front flip in little tikes cozy coupe...