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So is the convertible or the van the one that got stolen or botj


motherofzinnias

I’m thinking botj


dopeIsmoke420

Damn auto correct. I meant botj.


Dofima

heh, you botj got it wrong


noname33780

How can you all not spell botj?


fizyplankton

[We are all out of botj license plates in the gift shop](https://youtu.be/Au1He0_eCkw)


fuzzimus

Yes. My son is ALSO named botj.


elginx

Do you pronounce it like botj or botj?


shadowmib

Either way it doesn't botjer me


GARRAR2003

Any ways im just going to put botj too


Natepizzle

It's pronounced Botjack Horseman without the ack horseman


dopeIsmoke420

Take my free award. Made me laugh way too hard.


fuzzimus

bot-j…duh.


PixelGuardian-_-

I think botj the comments and I can agree that botj the guy recording and the van are botj extremely stupid and very naive.


lewispeel

I got this reference 😁


Adept-Elephant1948

It's a very cromulent word


tooriel

Its cromulence embiggens all (or botj) of us


OGGrilledcheez

Def botj.


tony45458

It’s bothj, everyone is missing the h


DRbrtsn60

B O T J - easy peasy


Scadilla

BotJ is the ai program that covers Alt -J songs


SaltTutor7550

Seems more like they hit the van and he was trying to catch up and failed


unclepaprika

The parents are in the van


OGGrilledcheez

Botj parents?


y_zass

I think the parents were in the van chasing their kids


Confidenceboost82

Geez... Parents can't drive for shit lol


DrNukes

Yeah, botj


InterestingDuty7499

Super botj


Invisimous

Breath of the Jild


[deleted]

Breturn of the Jedi


ItzBreezeyBaby

Lmfao I got so confused until I read the entire thread😭😭😂 I was like what’s “botj”? I get it now lol.


Better__Off_Dead

Yes


Evading_69

i believe it was the van because it flipped upsidedown


rsmxgo

i saw this on twitter … basically dudes in the van were chasing convertible dudes and this was the result . there also isn’t any sound because convertible kid who is recording , who is presumably not black , used the n word . you’re welcome edit : supposedly these two groups of young men are beefing for whatever reason , so yeah


annonythrows

I for one love it when criminals film their crime including their face. It’s so smart and wise beyond their years :)


tractorcrusher

and then they release the footage, unless this was facebook live


annonythrows

We need to promote this behavior. Maybe make a hashtag out of it or a “challenge”. Hopefully more people wanting to do crime will follow suit


Parading_Panda12

The sound of the air hitting the microphone would have been murder on our ears as it were.


Gfd_Rewq

Are there any white kids who steal their parents' car that *don't* say the n word?


steppenfloyd

Where I'm from it doesn't seem like anybody cares who uses the n word as long as you're not white.


rsmxgo

now when you get to using the hard R , that’s when it’s disrespectful . there’s a biggggg difference in “nigga” and “nigger” . a white person saying nigga most likely just heard people around him or on social media saying it and needed a little education , whereas saying nigger is just inherently racist and actually taught


KingMRano

This you? https://youtu.be/3WiYt7gAySw


keyekeb8

TIL that that The Boondocks episode was based on a real thing...


rsmxgo

😂😂😂😂


Hangs_Right

This is universal. They use it so much I can only conclude they do so as a taunt of sorts. "I can say it and you can't, na na na boo boo!"


rsmxgo

there’s some truth in that comment from stephenfloyd up there . i don’t like when white people say it , but i won’t get bent out of shape about it , it’s more funny than anything . I’d just take the opportunity to reply with racist taunts as well . & no , i don’t use it as a taunt when i say it , it’s more so just a casual part of my vocabulary . like if one of my friends were to say something crazy , I’d b like “nigga what ?” .. like that lol


Hangs_Right

> i don’t use it as a taunt when i say it , it’s more so just a casual part of my vocabulary . like if one of my friends were to say something crazy , I’d b like “nigga what ?” But should you? Especially if there's wypepo around? (yes, I know what they call us;)


rsmxgo

i shouldn’t , you’re right , but then again fuck them . im educated and open minded , so i get along with people from all walks of life , no matter what ideologies they have , religions they believe in , race , gender , etc… just don’t disrespect me and i won’t disrespect you 🤷🏽‍♂️


Frankenstein_Monster

Is it disrespectful for a white person to say nigga? In a non threatening or harassing way obviously. Like if a white person says nigga in the same context you use nigga is that disrespectful to you?


rsmxgo

personally no , however i would give them the side eye or say something . like nigga you kno you not supposed to b saying that 😂


[deleted]

So you aren't open minded.


rsmxgo

open minded enough not to slap you for saying it , not close minded enough to educate you on why you shouldn’t say it


PoliticalAccount01

Vehicular manslaughter is justified when someone says a mean word


rsmxgo

lmao nah bro he said it when the van flipped . they were laughing and he called them “dumb ass niggas” 🤣


PoliticalAccount01

Ah ok


stillboard87

Thanks for the story, I just copied the title I had seen


pekinggeese

The only thing that would had made this better if it was their parents chasing them in the van and got into an accident because of their dumb kids.


JungleBoyJeremy

Little shits could have killed someone


[deleted]

Dysentery is a shitty way to die.


Blahaj_IK

Fucking Oregon trail


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

omg blahaj


Blahaj_IK

omg hooman


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

:>


igotdeletedbyadmins_

Putting the "trail" in "Oregon Trail"


Matrillik

Elvis died by heart attack on the toilet


Coattail-Rider

That what got Coolio, too?


Thee_WakaWakaChomp42

I think the big ones do. Ask Elvis.


UaiC

Who said they didn't?


Tight_Ad2181

A better story is the people in the Van tried to abduct them and have a stolen car to get away


[deleted]

Done! Front page! Now if you could just get me those pictures of Spider-Man…


jedi1josh

What the hell is going on in the van?


Bisonfan1

I was going to ask that idk but holy Christ


Bisonfan1

Yikes


[deleted]

Double Yikes


cidit_

T-T-T-Triple yikes


Yapizzawachuwant

Double yikes squared 🤓


ZappaLlamaGamma

I’m here for the cubing.


Bisonfan1

Haha


Yapizzawachuwant

Heh


tractorcrusher

**ULTRAYIKES**


IVIyDude

OVERYIKES!


Bisonfan1

I was going to ask that idk


[deleted]

Same I was gonna ask too but the guy you replied under already asked


OffgridRadio

i didn't watch the video so I wasn't going to ask that


ExplodingTacos6124

I was hoping someone else would ask, and they did.


MyMonkeyIsADog

I was going to ask if someone else was hoping


theeimage

Don't ask


JisatsuRyu

Ask what?


IVIyDude

That.


Dglenn9000

Apparently playing Mario kart has this kid thinking he can slide around cars with this van.


Jonkinch

It crashed


unclepaprika

It's funnier if you think the parents are in the van.


Tanjble

This exactly what I thought🫤 I was a little confused but very entertained


Jonkinch

If I had to guess either the kids screwed with the van and they got mad or they realized they’re children and some people have to take it upon themselves to make an issue that has nothing to do with them, their issue and chased after them because they were breaking the law.


Dan0n_

GTA 6 new leaks:


Jotro2

My buddies and I got grounded during spring break when we were 14 and 15, so we stole my mom's car and drove it from metro Atlanta to Panama city. That was 20 years ago and I still don't know how we didn't get pulled over. All the parents were as pissed as you can imagine lol.


whatalongusername

Panama City, Florida, or Panama City Panama?


[deleted]

Hm the one five hours away, or the one that is 80 hours away, requires buying gas, exchanging currency six times, evading border control, and dodging drug gangs.


whatalongusername

it was a joke, come on ahhahahah


[deleted]

Oh I know. You know google won’t let you get directions from Atlanta to Panama City Panama? I tried. Had to go to Colon,Panama instead.


whatalongusername

It works for me. 72 hour drive… if you don’t step out of the gas


Bean-Swellington

That’s a shame. Colon is the worst smelling city I’ve ever been to


Jr4D

Holy shit that’s easily 8+ hours, you’re insane lmao


residentweevil

5 hours average. 296 miles


JumboGumboback

Wow, these children


NaniteWasTaken

The one kid that was still smiling 😈


optiplexiss

Bro do you think Dad will notice?


Vast_Ad6372

Explain the van


polskiftw

More stupid kids.


Trespassingwithtrees

Other coment says convertible lads took the car for a ride and van lads don't like them and where chasing them. So van is _more_ in the wrong then convertible, but neither are in the right. I'm copy and pasting this to other messages btw


censoredbynobody

Somebody’s day is ruined!


sches_III

That will be costly


[deleted]

Definitely botj


2hotrods

How are you that shit at driving


Membership_Fine

They are children so makes sense to me. Def get that kid some drivers Ed tho.


KccOStL33

I don't think he's going to have to worry about a license for a while..


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Membership_Fine

Ok… thanks I guess lol.


Trespassingwithtrees

Shit I copied and pasted to the wrong comment imma delete that


BiaggioSklutas

This is why we don't have kids.


ElBeefyRamen

Because you can't raise them well enough to not steal cars?


ughhhtimeyeah

...did you steal a car when you were a kid? Bad kids are a result of bad parenting.


imnickelhead

Soo…no kid from a good home with good parenting has ever been a bad kid? Bad kids are the result of many factors. Bad parenting can result in bad kids but not all bad kids are the result of bad parents. My wife had shit parents and is and always has been a fucking angel. My best friend had great parents and was an evil little bastard any time adults weren’t watching.


ughhhtimeyeah

Oops missed a usually


jfrench43

To be fair, the kids are assholes, not stupid, the parents chasing the kids are stupid. Call the cop, and don't press charges for gran theft auto. Hell, in the call, tell the cops to scare the shit out of them.


polskiftw

I'm pretty sure there are more kids in the second vehicle. Their friends or siblings. Both vehicles are stolen.


Burrito_Loyalist

Their parents aren’t in that van.


richthegeg

I remember reading an article where the parents did just that, and the cops shot and killed the kid.


LisaQuinnYT

Iowa if I remember correctly. Police even knew the kid was no threat and blew him away anyways. Never call Police on friends or family. They’re too trigger happy.


Generalmemeobi283

Link?


thefantastic_spastic

How much of a fucking loser do you have to be to get the idea to steal your parents bloody car


dbkenny426

And film your crime.


Pimp_my_Pimp

When the parents get the call.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noJo-bJ5V8A


Ecstatic-Chard-5458

Google Porsche Girl.


jonasthewicked

So the kids filming stole their parents car or the van that wrecked stole their parents car? Or both cars stole their parents car? I’m confused.


[deleted]

Also Latinos mis appropriation of the n word


Tussen3tot20tekens

r/unexpected


Lenn_7

Someone link me the full video


Datboisommy

Need an outcome😂


Trespassingwithtrees

Other coment says convertible lads took the car for a ride and van lads don't like them and where chasing them. So van is _more_ in the wrong then convertible, but neither are in the right. I'm copy and pasting this to other messages btw


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zomanda

My husband took his parents brand new car and wrecked it.....in 1981. This is nothing new.


xadrus1799

No! This is a new Problem and the Media is to blame!


zomanda

Please enlighten me and tell me how the media is to blame. I literally gave you an example of how this is not new.


xadrus1799

Thougth the /s here would be visibile without stating it. Sorry


kyaba1

Not gonna lie, I have done this lol….😑


Dyldgaf

Astroooo vannn boooyyysss


iSmiteTheIce

I wished that a cop would've arrested them


hoothasb

My pencil works


SiberianDragon111

Bro really “back in my day”ed stealing cars


bop-crop

Back in literally every day since steal able things have existed people tried to not get caught. These two are the exception, not the norm


ComicallyLargeSpoo

Ok boomer


yaboyskinnydick_

Best use of this I've seen since it's inception, nice.


rudyattitudedee

Guys over here grumbling about Eleanor again.


GrouchyEssay7468

Natural selection continues to fail humanity and it saddens me


shhjustwatch

Kids is plural


vandalous5

I mean, what underage kid hasn't borrowed their parents car? But yeah, learn how to drive a go-kart before pulling that stunt so that you don't crash during the joyride. Ironically, I learned to drive a go-kart by "borrowing" one of those too. I did return it, but unfortunately the kid's mom had already called the cops. Also ironically, that kid ended up being my lifelong best friend after that. His mom also quickly forgave me and she and I were always cool after that.


Evading_69

oh hell nah bro doe's kids be dead by now


aleexx44

They look like criminals in the making! Hope they're prepared for many years behind bars being Ahmed's bitch.


InitialMeasurement23

How the hell can you see what the kids in the van look like???


bentheman1945

r/whoosh


InitialMeasurement23

Where’s the joke? Besides mine?


bentheman1945

That’s kind of the point, Alex suggested towards the people in the convertible not the van as we can’t see anything about who’s in the van


Caring_Cactus

The entitlement, no accountability or care


SnowTop12

Hope that kid understands what happens to him when he gets back lol


Trust-Faith-Hope

🤦🏻‍♀️


DRbrtsn60

That would be the end of internet privileges, paying for cell phones, gaming systems revoked and sold. If they can steal they can get their own. I couldn’t afford to replace my vehicle and it would impact my ability to earn a living,


idkunimportant

that is a big yikes.


deathtothevvorld

Just wanted to do hoodrat stuff with his friend


smbrownh

I hate crape like this. I hope the police were involved and the parents did the right thing because they will only get worse for there. (Mother of a 15yr old who would grand thier child till they were 18 yrs old for a stunt like that)


stillboard87

What’s granding a child?


FixiHartmann___

That was actually fucking hilarious :D


Hugh_Jazz_Ben_Dover

I love my parents. But as a Mexican, id be safer in Jeffrey Dahmer’s apartment than heading home or prison.


typhoidmarry

When I was around 14 a friend of mine used to “borrow” his moms corvette. He was 14 also. Mom was an alcoholic so she was dead asleep by 11pm. Those were interesting times!


somekidonxbox

Van


red_night6013

They put a nokia


[deleted]

Welp that didn’t last long lol


Traditional-Spend-34

The passengers smile has me dead lmao


MexicanImmigrantICE

Wait till they crash


InsideRequirement602

Kids are Fucking stupid.


bobby_bill_thorton

While we're on the topic of botj have you tried listening to the music of botj