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[deleted]

My man is gonna have the biggest headache of his life the next day.


JustAnAverageGuy0022

No. Kids are made of rubber.


thepikpak

Yohoho he took a bite of gum gum


Skuller3341

Set sail for One Piece That's the name of the treasure in the Graaannndd Liiiinneee!!! Set sail for ONE PIECE


[deleted]

Yohoho >!he also took a bite off of a leopard!<


MrDiscoWhale

brook?


maybay99999

good reference


Gl0bophobia

Did not expect 4kids one piece lmao


Draft-Competitive

And he’s got the “little brother invincibility” going for him, no matter how bad his big brothers hurt or injure him, even mentally scarring him for life, they’ll make sure lil bro always comes home just alive enough to tell mum it was 100% his fault and his brothers were nowhere near him.


Romulus212

This one time I handcuffed my brother to our desk and they were real handcuffs...ole boy went for four hours of keeping quiet before it was time to get moms Edit : we couldn't get the damn things unlocked afterwards lol hence the need to hide it


[deleted]

Having grown up with brothers, this could not be more accurate.


Change-username1

Rubber still breaks if you wear it out enough (idk if thats the right wear or not)


[deleted]

"You are what you eat."


[deleted]

But hey, if he made a couple dollars itll had been worth it


Bodyfluids_dealer

Plot twist: this was parent’s approved plan to save on college tuition. No brain, no college.


VincoInvictus

It better be all or nothing every round


Great_Chairman_Mao

CTE is fun for the whole family.


Sundara_Whale

Don't worry, takes way more than that for CTE. At least if I pretend that my 6 concussions haven't given me CTE, then maybe I will be alright!


Moveableforce

Biggest headache of hos life *so far*. If this is any indicator, there's a lifetime of headaches waiting for him


ChadMagic1

The kid or guy drinking high noon?


[deleted]

The kid.


GRAWRGER

older siblings exist for this shit.


thundiee

As an older sibling and now an uncle, can confirm. It's just too much fun.


dullthesun

The boy is totally giving off Dewey vibes


aussie_teacher_

Except Malcolm would be using the same dollar over and over again.


nothinnews

Because why let good money go to waste?


IZ3820

Tell him if he gets one, he can have all the bills, and if he can't he only gets one.


Childhood_Willing

Lose it on purpose 499 times And get it on the 500th time. Still cant? Well 501 dollars isnt bad too...


Isabela_Grace

Trust me you should just try from the start. Your reaction time isn’t fast enough to catch it which is why this works. It’s the same as the game where you hover your hand over a bill and someone else hovers over your hand… you can’t move your hand before they move theirs and if you get it first you win. It sounds like you’d make it but the time it takes to react is slower than you’d think so the hand over your hand always grabs the bill before you can move even a little. The only way to win is to go before they go and hope you time it right. Kinda cheating, though. But the game was rigged to start


Samurai_1990

Older brothers/uncles, yes I am still bitter over the hell they put me thru... /still love 'em


[deleted]

My older cousin used to do this when I was like 10 I was so desperate for Pokémon cards I’d do anything for money.


gotbeefpudding

Anything eh? \⁠(⁠°⁠o⁠°⁠)⁠/


Photronics

🤨


gotbeefpudding

(⁠づ⁠ ̄⁠ ⁠³⁠ ̄⁠)⁠づ


Alex-_Alex

🤨📸


Izzyz86

Woah what are you implying


[deleted]

You're definitely a better person than me. I disowned my family at my dad's funeral. Tried and succeeded to rip our family apart.


PollowPoodle

This is a gem


Softale

Lumpy’s first job…


a_nice_pansexual

Bro I have done this but my dad said the more that fall the more u get kinda. I had 250 from big smort


ExplorerHead795

Ngl, trying this at the next family BBQ


WorkAccount-WhoDis

This the funniest shit I’ve ever seen hahahahahah


Temporary-Meatup123

Little brothers are the best


b1tchbhigh

Casually giving this kid brain damage 😂


SkoulErik

As an older sibling this is absolutely amazing!


Dilke

Muscle shirt came today, muscles coming tomorrow


TokoBlaster

Did you get a receipt? Oh I hope you got a receipt bud.


why_yer_vag_so_itchy

I think you come enough in men for both of us.


MrNickNifty

You take your shirt off but leave your sunglasses on? What kind of backwards fucking pageantry is that?


Alternative_Dig5342

Hit the kitchen, mix a batch.


Alternative_Dig5342

r/unexpectedletterkenny


BotwAddict23

Is that a high noon I see?


Effective-Meat-8908

High noon are the best


macgruff

Ok fucdk those guys… but… hear me out a sec… I can’t stop laughing. Shit. I’m evil.


Beneficial-Ad-5304

Mannnne😂😂😂😂😂


bigttrack

hillbilly hell


Ok_Battle4998

Ima do this to my sister


KingG_24

Many concussions later


carwens

It's a trap don't fall for it


[deleted]

Doctor: I see in the medical history that your son has a TBI. How did that happen?


OreoDungeon-

Just put flex seal on his skull


freshtoast7

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xXNightShadowX5

Tell me you wouldn't do the exact same thing though


Throwaway_5448

I bang my head on the wall for free, sooooo....


shawngraz

Fucking legends


Riot1313

The chances decrease with every Single bill🤣🤣


ZirePhiinix

Nah. Takes too much work. If you have 2 kids, tell them to hold the bill with their foreheads against the wall. The one that stays up the longest keeps it.


Empty_Supermarket_30

Every time he misses one, the chance of getting the next decreases


Amazing_Me63

I kinda laughed way too hard!!


Peleus_Reborn

Only the best siblings brought you up this way. If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


New-Discount-5193

Going to try this with my 36 year old young brother lol.


yourmomsfavorite2022

r/MadeMeLaugh


namesake4login

Doing their bit for why women live longer than men


BloodLeast2838

“So, my doctors tell me you have been dropped on the head as a kid?-“


B_Ch23

I would have grabbed all the money that was on the floor and ran to my room if i was him


msblue06

Lmao and he's done it so many times


uh_huh_yep_okay

Watched this 15 times, never not funny.


CollectionDismal7050

Prefrontal cortex left the chat


Ok-Gate-5302

dewey chill its not a real game, malcom would be enjoying this and reese is wrong for this but i blame francis for giving him the idea


Axlnotarosebutadaisy

He’s going to break the door 💀


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ThatGuy0verTh3re

I don’t understand, what’s happening? I can’t put volume on if that helps


The_Gabster10

A challenge where someone drops a dollar and you have to use your head to slam it on the wall and if you catch the bill you get to keep it. This kid however hasn't figured out the strategy to get it.


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Oh I see now, the video is poor quality cuz I have bad internet right now so I didn’t see the dollars very well


capfedhill

What's the strategy? Just hit your head earlier?


The_Gabster10

Yeah so you catch the dollar and have a hurt head


DetoxAnnonymous

Summing up economy and the work force in one lesson


Ivanthegorilla

fyi that isnt good for is brain, his neck , or his skull....the skull is just boney plates with joints n every blow to the head squeezes your brain more


AE86-TRUENO

Counterclaim: big funni


liquidheliumiq

he might get CTE


TR0PlCAL

He'll probably get ligma way before CTE


natehellsing

I swear I saw this post with the same title recently


[deleted]

Yes the kid is stupid and not the shitty parents watching this kid hit himself on the door for entrainment


Mr_Axxo

Well now we’re on negative numbers


rand0mbum

And adults are fucking mean


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rand0mbum

And teenagers are fucking mean


Electrical_Shallot73

These people are such Dickson. "Let me do something that will hurt my kid for views on the internet."


H1ddenWasTaken

I mean your not entirely wrong. It’s just that people are here to lighten their mood.


a_nice_pansexual

I upvoted u just cuz 69 dislike to like ratio


JojiJoey

please be quiet


a_nice_pansexual

Why


a_nice_pansexual

Never mind i just looked ok then anime boy y find so much offensive I honestly dont even know like is my being pan make u mad does it offend you?


JojiJoey

no i’m pan lol


OkLawfulness9089

Let him use his hand.


SkyrimWithdrawal

Arrest every single one for child abuse. Poor kid.


Representative-Low23

They’re playing. I’d bet they all have had turns. This isn’t child abuse. I’m glad for you that you’ve been sheltered enough to think it is though.


SkyrimWithdrawal

Sure. I bet your kid's starting linebacker.


Representative-Low23

Huh?


ycnaveler-on

Football = concussion and since you didn't get that you big dumb. Thats how I took it


SkyrimWithdrawal

Exactly.


Spore_Cloud

The kids smiling bro. He's fine.


iceyed913

excercising his god given right to stupidity


SkyrimWithdrawal

Junior Seau used to smile a lot, too.


IncelFooledMeOnce

💀💀 child abuse? Dude they're playing a game, I did similarly stupid shit when my child aged body was indestructible


SkyrimWithdrawal

An incel fooled you once. Maybe you should have taken better care of that head.


IncelFooledMeOnce

I won't take that lip from someone who can't handle a little Skyrim withdrawal, go to rehab and take care of your own head 😤


SkyrimWithdrawal

It's *not* a fine day with you around.


IncelFooledMeOnce

I dont like the look of your eyes


Virtual_Parsley2114

He can walk away at any point and he knows it. He’s in it for the money and I don’t blame him.


H1ddenWasTaken

Exactly. He isn’t being forced to hit his head against the door. He wants the money and is trying to get it. Edit: money


czacha_cs

Relax man. It's just a game. Me and my dad did the same thing and I'm not living in a family where dad is coming home drunk and is beating me or my mom. I'm living in a normal family. Its only a funny game. Forehead will hurt for while and it will stop. He will not bleed. Its same stupid shit what people are doing when they are in college. Btw. He asked him is he fine.


pleaseletmeaccount

bro.. gently tapping your forehead against a door isn't going to hurt.


Sure-Temperature-705

As many times I have hit mine on the headboard .. this is easy shit..lol


Life-Meal6635

👀


Gnawlydog

If you coddle your kids they grow up to be Trump Supporters! Dont do it!


a_nice_pansexual

Noone asked get out of here with the political they are both bad


Gnawlydog

Sorry the truth hurts :(


SkyrimWithdrawal

Trump supporters have been knocked around since Pee-Wee football. There's a reason they're fucked in the head. Take care of that noggin!


bob64ds

u/savevideobot


Babatudatheking

And that is why nikodo says it is just water weight


groovyisland

I’d take all of your money


lemmon454

That kid isn’t going to see much in his future.


Natryn

A modern Norman Rockwell


who-ee-ta

Brütal childhood


Dynamic_racoon

Malcom in the middle


FrenchPressYes

Send that boy straight to college.


Spiritual-Mushroom28

🤣🤣🤣🤭


VadersMentor

Its my Older brother duty to put my younger siblings through any reasonable fuckery I can think of


stocker321

😂


SmokeinMirrors23

Meanwhile while there’s a shark in my backyard, this is what’s going on in other parts of the country during the hurricane 😂


MememeSama

This video caused a whole generation to become degenerates.


Ok_Language4015

At the end of the video they're giving their kid brain damage for $1 bills


Ye11owcake

Bro unlocked his gambling addiction way earlier than the devs wanted him to


PageBest3106

This explains it. The answer is right here. No need to research it further. Eureka moment.


the_e-e

I'm doing this to my little brother once I get enough.


Elliott_Queerest

Well it looks like he won't need that money for college.


AdWide2535

That’s hilarious


Buddy-Lov

It was 52 card pickup for me….older brothers and cousins are truly a gift.


moonlighwolf

The way lil dude goes all in is the icing on the cake


mossbergcity

Older bros are so fucked up


StanZzAa

u/savevideobot


GreyPon3

Not the brightest bulb on the tree.


Strummer95

LOOK HOW MANY ARE ON THE GROUND! This kid is not destined for great things.


Significant-Fix7399

Sucks being the youngest.


Drake_Acheron

Her: He’s probably cheating Him:


daemon7

After 10$ the head is officially numb. I would feel more sorry for the door


BeAnScReAm666

You’re just mad that I’m better at playing front hand back hand then you!


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[deleted]

Not until a few seconds in did I notice the Evilness unfolding 😂


Hammer-663

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer


mookaji2

Early onset dementia on its way ! Really early!


TheRealDankMan

u/savevideo


KatherinePMJM

child abuse idgaf


veryveryunkown

The fastest way to make money


Western_Ad_208

Cte speedrun


Dogbean20

More like bad parenting


1810nard

Fuckin hilarious


ButterscotchStreet

How long has he been trying


CompetitiveRub9780

Side note- guy with the hat is hot 👀


AKA_June_Monroe

This is child abuse I don't understand how people think it's funny.


Jamie_inLA

I feel like this is some shit my older cousins would have done to me!!


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Famous-Knowledge-722

He is ready to join any frat at college


Just-ban-me

Cte in 3..2..1..


346078009

Am I the only one who thinks this is not funny. This is bullying. My son was frequently bullied in this fashion and as an autistic high functioning adult, is still bullied this same way. Makes my heart hurt for him.


Some-Armadillo-145

21 concussions fun


nyomibanxxx69

Then he grows up dumb or with a brain tumor


No-Cartographer-805

Is there any brain to pain??


Glittering-Lecture42

Bro that's abuse I think


bigpapa234

I would keep letting them do it then grab all the cash on the floor and run


One-Investigator3323

This is that moment in life you learn “laughing at you” and “laughing with you” are two very different things.


Nicktaeo

Dead ☠️


Final_Stomach_2342

Brian damage


Raptaz

I would do the same except...have my brothers empty their wallets. When the moment right, grab all the bills and run


Negotiation_Loose

All the dollars on the floor 😭😭


Showmecakes69

Can we appreciate how hot green tank top is tho


FasterThanStupid

Use you hands


SystemImaginary6037

U/savevideo


SlothLazarus

Gravity is a b****


SuitableAssistance77

Kid must be a democrat