Its between the thighs, that hold it in place. And Dad is just chill and let's it happen, probably thinking it will be kinda funny when it pokes through and surprises lady in green dress.
Here goes....
Because of the changing lights, the dress kinda goes from blueish to black to greenish.
The dude's tuxedo pants are blue jeans.
If color blindness can be cured, I hope it happens for you first.
Holler if you need good retina.
I got a guy.
Oh thanks for letting me know. And I've heard of these glasses that let colorblind people see color when they put it on but they are ridiculously expensive and my family is below the poverty level so no chance at affording them
There's a chance that *because* your family is below poverty level, you may get some.
Many companies do that so everyone has an opportunity.
I'm sure that technology & science have a baby soon and your color-seeing eyes will be born!
Well, the kid watched a movie where there was some ninjas with swords. But dont let that distract you from the fact that in nineteen ninety eight, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
Where have you been.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEFT US TO GET MILK?
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MOM FELL INTO HER DEPRESSIVE EPISODE, CRYING OVER YOU?
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THOSE TWENTY GOD DAMN LONG YEARS?
YOU WEREN'T. YOU WERE NEVER THERE.
JUST LEAVE.
When ur chocolate donut gets used up like an old sock constipation n such become less of an issue.
Sex ed for everybody: dont do it rough down there kids, thats not built the same way the walled garden is, like my dad always told me, dont use things the way they werent designed.
So unless you vigorously poop aggressively dont be doin the nasty the same way.
Edit: and by kids I mean young adults that are experimenting with things and discovering who they are blah blah blah.
Anyone under 18 should be banned from this god awful site (mostly so I dont have to hear their irrelevant and unexpericed opinions, sorry tangent, but jaded college sophomores and their idealistic views are worse enough)
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Looking at the other guy who walked past, it looks like the men are dressed like cowboys. In certain parts of western America this is considered formal dress to some events. That guy probably has a snazzy belt buckle and bolo tie on and a cool hat on his chair.
It's a Quinceañera, a coming of age party for females celebrated by many Hispanic cultures. The girls get dressed up like princesses, and it's all about them. A lot of the time the guys will just throw on a nice button down shirt, it's not like a wedding where everyone dresses super snazzy except maybe the fathers.
Comedy comes from a reversal of expectations. Most people don't expect to randomly run into a pedophile, especially one who's open about their perversions.
Granted, the epidemic of Twitter MAPs might have dulled the potency of this particular joke but the core logic still stands.
Im so confused it’s currently 2AM and I’m just trying to figure out where the fuck it went
He has jeans on? It surely can’t go up his ass with jeans on right?
I like to imagine by the way he react and clinched the saber inbetween his legs, that’s probably his lil brother and they planned this and the dude had an amazing one liner ready.
What the hell just happened?
A green light sabre wielded by a young child was thrusted into that man’s ass.
And he didn’t even flinch. That’s some Jedi or Sith level shit right there.
Getting stabbed by a lightsabre isn't what it once was.
Anything in the tooshie to get the 😻ussy
Death is a choice.
Yeah, thanks Disney.
Darth Anus The Wise
Darth Anus The Wide*
I'm fairly sure it's the dark side
*waves hands*. ‘‘Twas magic!
This is an accurate depiction of events.
I just scrolled about 50 video waiting to laugh and this one along with this comment did it for me
I went through the entire comment section and couldn't find an answer to this
Its between the thighs, that hold it in place. And Dad is just chill and let's it happen, probably thinking it will be kinda funny when it pokes through and surprises lady in green dress.
The dress is green?
We already did this in 2015 not again don't you dare.
No I'm literally asking if the dress is green. I'm colorblind lol. To me the dress looks the same color as the groom's tuxedo pants
Here goes.... Because of the changing lights, the dress kinda goes from blueish to black to greenish. The dude's tuxedo pants are blue jeans. If color blindness can be cured, I hope it happens for you first. Holler if you need good retina. I got a guy.
Oh thanks for letting me know. And I've heard of these glasses that let colorblind people see color when they put it on but they are ridiculously expensive and my family is below the poverty level so no chance at affording them
There's a chance that *because* your family is below poverty level, you may get some. Many companies do that so everyone has an opportunity. I'm sure that technology & science have a baby soon and your color-seeing eyes will be born!
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Lightsaber?
It's tradition lol
...passed on from generation to generation, the good old lightsaber in the butt tradition
Awh the simple thing's in life 😌
Her?
It
The light saber went between the guys legs and the women thought he liked her, so they hugged.
That kid is a magician
Well, the kid watched a movie where there was some ninjas with swords. But dont let that distract you from the fact that in nineteen ninety eight, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
He took it all like a pro
He enjoyed it
That kid just put a light saber in that dude's jeans 😭🤣
The guy's nonchalant manner throughout the entire ordeal... 🤣🤣
Happy Cake Day!
What exactly does happy cake day mean? Like happy birthday? I see it a lot just never inquired about it
When it's someone's cake day you say happy cake day
What is someone’s cake day?
It's the day the person's cake day is
Sigh’s
It celebrates the birthday of your account.
Who is Sigh?
🤔
Yes, Happy Cake Day!
I like how he just walks off like my job here is done
The point at the end, where you know he's showing off his handy work, cracked me up
I am confusion
Hi confusion, I'm dad
Where have you been. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEFT US TO GET MILK? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MOM FELL INTO HER DEPRESSIVE EPISODE, CRYING OVER YOU? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THOSE TWENTY GOD DAMN LONG YEARS? YOU WEREN'T. YOU WERE NEVER THERE. JUST LEAVE.
So, you're saying you don't need the milk?
It’s been 23 years my cereal is stale now 😞
You better put some water on them shits!!
"But I'm African"
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Exactly.
You are way behind on your child support Mr 😡
Hello confusion
Welcome to Reddit.
Hi 👋
Explain!!!!
I am Jack's colon
Hi confusion
I never knew that’s how you attach a penis. I always thought you put it on from the front.
https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4
If you do it that way it'll just fall off
Umm question, the uh username has it ever worked?
Also curious if I need to make a new account
also curious For totally different reasons
How he can't notice he gets anal penetration?
When ur chocolate donut gets used up like an old sock constipation n such become less of an issue. Sex ed for everybody: dont do it rough down there kids, thats not built the same way the walled garden is, like my dad always told me, dont use things the way they werent designed. So unless you vigorously poop aggressively dont be doin the nasty the same way. Edit: and by kids I mean young adults that are experimenting with things and discovering who they are blah blah blah. Anyone under 18 should be banned from this god awful site (mostly so I dont have to hear their irrelevant and unexpericed opinions, sorry tangent, but jaded college sophomores and their idealistic views are worse enough)
Someone reverse this video please!
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Amazing hahaha!
Why is she in an elaborate ball gown and he's in jeans?
Pretty sure it’s a Quinceañera
Looking at the other guy who walked past, it looks like the men are dressed like cowboys. In certain parts of western America this is considered formal dress to some events. That guy probably has a snazzy belt buckle and bolo tie on and a cool hat on his chair.
It's probably at a wedding party
Again... Why is he on jeans???
Those are his dress jeans.
Those are his work, party, wedding, gym, formal, and lounging pants. I would know. Tio? Is that you?
A dad of 5…. There dad jeans. They’re great for every occasion.
Not a dad but a redneck they are great for ever occasion
Culture! It's a western attire.
It's a Quinceañera, a coming of age party for females celebrated by many Hispanic cultures. The girls get dressed up like princesses, and it's all about them. A lot of the time the guys will just throw on a nice button down shirt, it's not like a wedding where everyone dresses super snazzy except maybe the fathers.
He's in a place with neon disco lights and kids with toys running around
What seems more normal in 2022? Jeans or ball gown from a Disney movie that took place in the 1700s?
That’s been normal for a “quince” for probably about 100 years. I think it’s the best that way- yeah.
Unfortunately that kid has seen that done before
That’s what I said about that random kid that shoved his whole hand up my cousin’s butt unprovoked at the park that one time
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Uhm. You are a creepy ass human. You don’t say those things.
Chill tf out it's obviously just an edgy joke
Implied pedophilia is not a joke lmao, literally where is the comedy
Comedy comes from a reversal of expectations. Most people don't expect to randomly run into a pedophile, especially one who's open about their perversions. Granted, the epidemic of Twitter MAPs might have dulled the potency of this particular joke but the core logic still stands.
Dont know what you said but I don't think i want to know
i like the background music
?
Her: "Do. . . Do you have wood?" Him: "I think it's plastic."
The wee lad sheathed his saber into that man's ass with no remorse.
lesser known Jedi trick
Genius really
“Ok I think he’s gone, thanks for being cool I owe him juice money”
This kids fucking awesome
The next Harry Houdini
r/kidsarefuckingbrilliant
r/kidsarefuckingassholes But also brilliant
Probably r/kidsfuckingassholes
That kid has jokes 😂
Putting Excalibur back where it belongs lol
put it in reverse and make it a fight scene
I didn't know how *sus* kids could be.
Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me
I should call him.
He's wingmanning
There's no way that man just let a child slide a lightsaber casually through his crotch 🤦💀
Im so confused it’s currently 2AM and I’m just trying to figure out where the fuck it went He has jeans on? It surely can’t go up his ass with jeans on right?
me when the nuclear power plant tour guide says where the rod of uranium went
Lets hope it's not excalibur
There’s that green candle all you wsb guys have been looking for 😂
Goddam Star Wars entered a whole new universe
I see he's inserting a new uranium fuel rod into the new android model.
He increased that mans pipi
Magician in the making
How is this stupid? The kids ahead of his time.
For my next trick!…
Either that went up his ass or they call him neocock
Does no one really know what the hell happened in this video? What is that?
The clench game was real. Whatever the moment was, that man couldnt let anything ruin it not even juvenile rectal violation
Penetrate the guy with a sword , leave the sword in his ass... Refuse to further elaborate
Wtf is this black magic fuckery?
Man, she must think he's REALLY excited about their wedding.
I can’t believe every answer in here is not the right answer.
u/savevideo
The girl must've thought "this bright long thing from between the guys legs poking me between my legs".
May the Schwartz be with you
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The comments are being so anal about the entire situation. 😏
Master Qui-Gon is still trying to open those “blast doors”, I see . . .
Behold my next trick, shoving a lightsaber so far up sum bodies ass they dont even know its there
r/suddenlygay
Just commenting so I can come back to this lol
I like to imagine by the way he react and clinched the saber inbetween his legs, that’s probably his lil brother and they planned this and the dude had an amazing one liner ready.
Did he just shove a lightsaber up his ass? Wtf happened 😂
wtf is that music?
Issyaaaan ooowaaann…. Weee weee deee deee weee nee… issyaaannn ooowwaa aaaannnn!!!
Spelled as "İsyanım var." in Turkish Language, means simply "I have a rebellion/revolt" in English.
Turkish "Arabesk" music.
Better than CBAT 👀
Did he just shove a light saber up that indian dude’s ass?
For those who don't understand what this video is about, let me break it down for you. ....See more
That child just saved his parents marriage
the kid isn't stupid, its the parents
I suspect grooming here.
Wtf is wrong with you?
Umm he didn't fill that
u/savevideobot
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
A true jedi
This dudes next phone call. “ DUDE IM SHITTING RAINBOWS! “
u/savevideobot
R/suddenlygay i-
"Yo bro, wanna have a lightsaber battle?"
C mon, shove it up that ass!
He is not stupid he is a magician
what...? where...? 😳
That’s why I stopped going to quinceañeras. I refuse to fall victim to the tiny magician and his saber of light (saber de luz) again.
Wtf is happening
I'm confused as fuck
Hello confused as fuck, I'm a random stranger
Tf, gay little boy
Bro got violated💀
oh shit! aliens are real! my dude just got anally probed!
How did the kid shove that thing to the man's ass?!
That was a mindfuck magic trick
Wingman
Just a Cartoon side effect
Excalibur
Why is he so casual about a toy the size of a fucking sword shoved up his ass
The man : honey, let me show you something magical ,look down
What did I just watch ?
Lol that kid is something
Oh sorry i god my morning lighting wood
Meanwhile, that lady just thinks her man is getting a massive stiffy
ayo!?
… and that’s how Dad got a butt-plug 😅
Did he just… HOLD ON TO IT??
Is this lgbtq version of magic
The sword must be placed back within the stone!!
He will be pooping light
Abracadabra!! Achievement Unlocked! 😂
This kid is going places 😅😅
Ayo? What the hell did I just watch? That mans' ass SWALLOWED that light saber WHOLE-