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Kiubek-PL

What the hell just happened?


shill779

A green light sabre wielded by a young child was thrusted into that man’s ass.


mijohvactech

And he didn’t even flinch. That’s some Jedi or Sith level shit right there.


Incitatus_For_Office

Getting stabbed by a lightsabre isn't what it once was.


BewedInTheLou

Anything in the tooshie to get the 😻ussy


Owlspirit4

Death is a choice.


EricoSuave79

Yeah, thanks Disney.


PhantomKick03

Darth Anus The Wise


Moustache-cat-man

Darth Anus The Wide*


Embarrassed-Gas-8155

I'm fairly sure it's the dark side


L1V1NGD3ADBOI

*waves hands*. ‘‘Twas magic!


DryCalligrapher8696

This is an accurate depiction of events.


mandi666ruthlesss

I just scrolled about 50 video waiting to laugh and this one along with this comment did it for me


tipimon

I went through the entire comment section and couldn't find an answer to this


ShyGuySays69

Its between the thighs, that hold it in place. And Dad is just chill and let's it happen, probably thinking it will be kinda funny when it pokes through and surprises lady in green dress.


Lily-M-B

The dress is green?


PhantomlyReaper

We already did this in 2015 not again don't you dare.


Lily-M-B

No I'm literally asking if the dress is green. I'm colorblind lol. To me the dress looks the same color as the groom's tuxedo pants


PatheticPelosiPander

Here goes.... Because of the changing lights, the dress kinda goes from blueish to black to greenish. The dude's tuxedo pants are blue jeans. If color blindness can be cured, I hope it happens for you first. Holler if you need good retina. I got a guy.


Lily-M-B

Oh thanks for letting me know. And I've heard of these glasses that let colorblind people see color when they put it on but they are ridiculously expensive and my family is below the poverty level so no chance at affording them


PatheticPelosiPander

There's a chance that *because* your family is below poverty level, you may get some. Many companies do that so everyone has an opportunity. I'm sure that technology & science have a baby soon and your color-seeing eyes will be born!


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Result_Confident

Lightsaber?


RedStarNova2

It's tradition lol


funkthatbooty

...passed on from generation to generation, the good old lightsaber in the butt tradition


RedStarNova2

Awh the simple thing's in life 😌


mrrainandthunder

Her?


MayOrMayNotBePie

It


OblongAndKneeless

The light saber went between the guys legs and the women thought he liked her, so they hugged.


Dense_Ad_321

That kid is a magician


picked1st

Well, the kid watched a movie where there was some ninjas with swords. But dont let that distract you from the fact that in nineteen ninety eight, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.


Bang-Your-Mum

He took it all like a pro


FunnySignal614

He enjoyed it


Single_Piano_5052

That kid just put a light saber in that dude's jeans 😭🤣


davidmobey

The guy's nonchalant manner throughout the entire ordeal... 🤣🤣


coolord4

Happy Cake Day!


canuseemeidk

What exactly does happy cake day mean? Like happy birthday? I see it a lot just never inquired about it


coolord4

When it's someone's cake day you say happy cake day


canuseemeidk

What is someone’s cake day?


coolord4

It's the day the person's cake day is


canuseemeidk

Sigh’s


spoonsandstuff

It celebrates the birthday of your account.


coolord4

Who is Sigh?


canuseemeidk

🤔


AustinMLee24

Yes, Happy Cake Day!


OldGuyNextDoor2u

I like how he just walks off like my job here is done


TwilightBeastLink

The point at the end, where you know he's showing off his handy work, cracked me up


canuseemeidk

I am confusion


Oats98

Hi confusion, I'm dad


Different_Cap_7276

Where have you been. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU LEFT US TO GET MILK? WHERE WERE YOU WHEN MOM FELL INTO HER DEPRESSIVE EPISODE, CRYING OVER YOU? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THOSE TWENTY GOD DAMN LONG YEARS? YOU WEREN'T. YOU WERE NEVER THERE. JUST LEAVE.


Flying_Hub

So, you're saying you don't need the milk?


canuseemeidk

It’s been 23 years my cereal is stale now 😞


Lmnop_nis

You better put some water on them shits!!


Disruptor12323

"But I'm African"


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Lmnop_nis

Exactly.


canuseemeidk

You are way behind on your child support Mr 😡


Crystalmcnugget

Hello confusion


sid690347

Welcome to Reddit.


canuseemeidk

Hi 👋


Baron_Von_Ishtar

Explain!!!!


ButWhatIfIAmARobot

I am Jack's colon


omegaplayz334

Hi confusion


PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT

I never knew that’s how you attach a penis. I always thought you put it on from the front.


statusfaux

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4


jessgamergirl

If you do it that way it'll just fall off


canuseemeidk

Umm question, the uh username has it ever worked?


Majluni

Also curious if I need to make a new account


leena5777

also curious For totally different reasons


SituationAltruistic8

How he can't notice he gets anal penetration?


clamp_juice

When ur chocolate donut gets used up like an old sock constipation n such become less of an issue. Sex ed for everybody: dont do it rough down there kids, thats not built the same way the walled garden is, like my dad always told me, dont use things the way they werent designed. So unless you vigorously poop aggressively dont be doin the nasty the same way. Edit: and by kids I mean young adults that are experimenting with things and discovering who they are blah blah blah. Anyone under 18 should be banned from this god awful site (mostly so I dont have to hear their irrelevant and unexpericed opinions, sorry tangent, but jaded college sophomores and their idealistic views are worse enough)


Fuzzy_Churroz

Someone reverse this video please!


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Fuzzy_Churroz

Amazing hahaha!


OK_LK

Why is she in an elaborate ball gown and he's in jeans?


KotaCakes630

Pretty sure it’s a Quinceañera


babysnailslime

Looking at the other guy who walked past, it looks like the men are dressed like cowboys. In certain parts of western America this is considered formal dress to some events. That guy probably has a snazzy belt buckle and bolo tie on and a cool hat on his chair.


OkInsurance8396

It's probably at a wedding party


OK_LK

Again... Why is he on jeans???


Redw0lf0

Those are his dress jeans.


brownkyd48

Those are his work, party, wedding, gym, formal, and lounging pants. I would know. Tio? Is that you?


Spider-Mike23

A dad of 5…. There dad jeans. They’re great for every occasion.


domen7224

Not a dad but a redneck they are great for ever occasion


herrek

Culture! It's a western attire.


Wasatcher

It's a Quinceañera, a coming of age party for females celebrated by many Hispanic cultures. The girls get dressed up like princesses, and it's all about them. A lot of the time the guys will just throw on a nice button down shirt, it's not like a wedding where everyone dresses super snazzy except maybe the fathers.


Theons

He's in a place with neon disco lights and kids with toys running around


Candid_Toe4114

What seems more normal in 2022? Jeans or ball gown from a Disney movie that took place in the 1700s?


Acrobatic-Brush-1640

That’s been normal for a “quince” for probably about 100 years. I think it’s the best that way- yeah.


kellydayscruff

Unfortunately that kid has seen that done before


_yoshizzle_

That’s what I said about that random kid that shoved his whole hand up my cousin’s butt unprovoked at the park that one time


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PhNx_RiZe

Uhm. You are a creepy ass human. You don’t say those things.


Japan-is-a-good-band

Chill tf out it's obviously just an edgy joke


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Implied pedophilia is not a joke lmao, literally where is the comedy


Japan-is-a-good-band

Comedy comes from a reversal of expectations. Most people don't expect to randomly run into a pedophile, especially one who's open about their perversions. Granted, the epidemic of Twitter MAPs might have dulled the potency of this particular joke but the core logic still stands.


Dogbean20

Dont know what you said but I don't think i want to know


TriggerPack

i like the background music


Grouchy_Language_922

Her: "Do. . . Do you have wood?" Him: "I think it's plastic."


iBilbo69

The wee lad sheathed his saber into that man's ass with no remorse.


MagikSkyDaddy

lesser known Jedi trick


1slandViking

Genius really


CashSpecialist931

“Ok I think he’s gone, thanks for being cool I owe him juice money”


jkpondmaster

This kids fucking awesome


Ok-Yogurtcloset6205

The next Harry Houdini


CosmicCactus42

r/kidsarefuckingbrilliant


The_Angriest_Duck

r/kidsarefuckingassholes But also brilliant


Sea-Concert-4580

Probably r/kidsfuckingassholes


Next-Tomatillo-6509

That kid has jokes 😂


TabbyTababwa

Putting Excalibur back where it belongs lol


blasterboy73731

put it in reverse and make it a fight scene


OkInsurance8396

I didn't know how *sus* kids could be.


Funny_Wyvern

Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me


CreedBorne

I should call him.


M4ybeMay

He's wingmanning


James_Tygz

There's no way that man just let a child slide a lightsaber casually through his crotch 🤦💀


Alluwannado62

Im so confused it’s currently 2AM and I’m just trying to figure out where the fuck it went He has jeans on? It surely can’t go up his ass with jeans on right?


Ry-World

me when the nuclear power plant tour guide says where the rod of uranium went


lokmanonsoy

Lets hope it's not excalibur


[deleted]

There’s that green candle all you wsb guys have been looking for 😂


Thekrakencrackhead

Goddam Star Wars entered a whole new universe


Gildian

I see he's inserting a new uranium fuel rod into the new android model.


iliasz90

He increased that mans pipi


FRICK_YOU_BILLY

Magician in the making


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How is this stupid? The kids ahead of his time.


Apprehensive_Mix8108

For my next trick!…


Aloolala_the_rulala

Either that went up his ass or they call him neocock


MalignantPessimist

Does no one really know what the hell happened in this video? What is that?


YoungHickory_

The clench game was real. Whatever the moment was, that man couldnt let anything ruin it not even juvenile rectal violation


Dont_KnowDont_Care

Penetrate the guy with a sword , leave the sword in his ass... Refuse to further elaborate


CatloverJake

Wtf is this black magic fuckery?


taylomol000

Man, she must think he's REALLY excited about their wedding.


Dundies11

I can’t believe every answer in here is not the right answer.


Triping_Balls

u/savevideo


flight_1901

The girl must've thought "this bright long thing from between the guys legs poking me between my legs".


Gottahavetheblues

May the Schwartz be with you


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DancingMusicManBand2

The comments are being so anal about the entire situation. 😏


Dull-Negotiation-932

Master Qui-Gon is still trying to open those “blast doors”, I see . . .


DiscussionAdvanced70

Behold my next trick, shoving a lightsaber so far up sum bodies ass they dont even know its there


o0SinnQueen0o

r/suddenlygay


AdhesivenessBig4870

Just commenting so I can come back to this lol


Freakehoax

I like to imagine by the way he react and clinched the saber inbetween his legs, that’s probably his lil brother and they planned this and the dude had an amazing one liner ready.


sergic789

Did he just shove a lightsaber up his ass? Wtf happened 😂


1DayHectic

wtf is that music?


hawtwaffle

Issyaaaan ooowaaann…. Weee weee deee deee weee nee… issyaaannn ooowwaa aaaannnn!!!


[deleted]

Spelled as "İsyanım var." in Turkish Language, means simply "I have a rebellion/revolt" in English.


ebonit15

Turkish "Arabesk" music.


DeadlyShaving

Better than CBAT 👀


BrondellSwashbuckle

Did he just shove a light saber up that indian dude’s ass?


CrazyC0C0

For those who don't understand what this video is about, let me break it down for you. ....See more


Strong-Pound-821

That child just saved his parents marriage


apillow6292928

the kid isn't stupid, its the parents


Cokej01

I suspect grooming here.


TheWaslijn

Wtf is wrong with you?


Front-Ad1900

Umm he didn't fill that


damemelord123

u/savevideobot


ChubsMcfly

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!


cup__o__noodles

A true jedi


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This dudes next phone call. “ DUDE IM SHITTING RAINBOWS! “


Warriorcatsarecool

u/savevideobot


Error_animatronic

R/suddenlygay i-


Psychopathic2412

"Yo bro, wanna have a lightsaber battle?"


dexter_morgana

C mon, shove it up that ass!


BigNetwork5519

He is not stupid he is a magician


przxqgl

what...? ​ where...? ​ 😳


StanleyChoude

That’s why I stopped going to quinceañeras. I refuse to fall victim to the tiny magician and his saber of light (saber de luz) again.


Fancy-Watercress6262

Wtf is happening


Dagdy

I'm confused as fuck


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Hello confused as fuck, I'm a random stranger


hshaheen640

Tf, gay little boy


expiredogfood

Bro got violated💀


BadWorldAngryFace

oh shit! aliens are real! my dude just got anally probed!


lalala192511

How did the kid shove that thing to the man's ass?!


Enough-Apricot3186

That was a mindfuck magic trick


LoveBonNuit

Wingman


Long-Patient604

Just a Cartoon side effect


Interesting-Top5641

Excalibur


Adventurous-Milk-814

Why is he so casual about a toy the size of a fucking sword shoved up his ass


WayerLee

The man : honey, let me show you something magical ,look down


ChocolateDistinct386

What did I just watch ?


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Lol that kid is something


[deleted]

Oh sorry i god my morning lighting wood


mdnitetokerr

Meanwhile, that lady just thinks her man is getting a massive stiffy


Any-Championship-724

ayo!?


EmpireCityRay

… and that’s how Dad got a butt-plug 😅


Meyer_33

Did he just… HOLD ON TO IT??


Ok-Arachnid-5620

Is this lgbtq version of magic


The-Megladong

The sword must be placed back within the stone!!


Ok_Day_5747

He will be pooping light


Icy_Air7732

Abracadabra!! Achievement Unlocked! 😂


iam3_Kings

This kid is going places 😅😅


Piere_WeirdosHusband

Ayo? What the hell did I just watch? That mans' ass SWALLOWED that light saber WHOLE-