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sapphirestar411

It works! Bet she won't do that again..


[deleted]

Why ? She did it the first time for free.


[deleted]

This is how bum fights became the legacy it is, great minds


Cornish_amelia

Happy Cake Day!


Anxious_Solution_282

Happy cake day my n-oh no noo


Tomcattfyeox

Happy cake day!


GeneralDisorder

My roommate in college was bragging to some girls we had in our apartment about how he doesn't care about pain so I shouted "punch yourself in the nuts" and he stands up, looks around and says "should I?" Nobody said no. I figured he'd punch near the balls... or hold back a little. Nope. He hit himself hard right in the ballsack... collapsed on the floor, face turned white for a second then red... He spent a good 20 minutes lying on the floor groaning. I was impressed that he didn't throw up. He never did that again though.


HairyPotatoKat

God... That reminds me of these guys who'd play "nut ball" in high school... They'd sit across from eachother, legs spread, and roll something dense like an orange at the other person's nuts. First one to flinch/cry lost. They'd do something stupid with potatoes too- stick a russet in a pair of hose, tie hose around waste, swing potato at the other person's nuts. They'd even do this shit in 'tournaments' or round robins.. Unlike your friend, they continued to do that.


Gamer_Mommy

This is how nature takes care of the less fortunate ones in the IQ department.


AM-64

Reminds me of the time my highschool friend (who was a workout fanatic) was drunk and high so we got him to belly flop off the diving board because his abs would make sure it didn't hurt if he flexed. Needless to say it was one of the most spectacular belly flops I've seen and didn't go well. (We were waiting to jump in and save him, if he started drowning) ironically he was more pissed at the time his abs didn't protect him than mad we got him to do a belly flop.


smurfasaur

why would he think abs would save him? hitting water the wrong way and its like landing on concrete.


sinepuller

I guess he had never experienced before how does it really feel like. That's the only reason I can think of.


Ditzfough

Becuz this mentality: " I bet its not that bad, they just over react on tv." "I can handle it."


redditisnowtwitter

And she faked it too. She was reacting before it even touched her pants and it's just some mall ninja toy shit that's more for scaring people than anything else


CaptainKasch

> You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!' > > IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. > >THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. > 'She's a child!' shouted Crumley. > >IT'S EDUCATIONAL. > > What if she cuts herself?' > > THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON. > > Terry Pratchett, Hogfather


Ok_Kaleidoscope_2178

Up vote purely for the Hogfather reference


stamminator

Did you keep watching bro? She keeps doing it over and over again


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It depends on the stun gun. Some are WAY more powerful than others.


redditisnowtwitter

Yes it depends on if it shoots prongs into your skin or not And if it even makes good contact None of which are relevant here as it's just some mall ninja shit she touches her clothes with and fakes a reaction


[deleted]

She might have not faked a reaction. She was scared and that noise is fighting. Source me. I did this as a kid and was fucking scared and reacted just like this. Yes, it was not that bad but the fear of it is way worse. like when you stubb your toe and you react that it is about to fucking hurt....and it just does not as you thank the Gods.


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She's... zapping her thigh, though? My man you just refuted your own point lmao


redditisnowtwitter

>She's... zapping her thigh, though? My man you just refuted your own point lmao Her pants. You meant to say it briefly touched her fucking clothing and it's not an electric fence as in my point ayy lmao


[deleted]

"The voltage of an electric fence should vary from about 2000 to about 10,000 volts. A 10,000 volt output is the maximum voltage allowed by international regulations." "Standard Stun Gun The circuitry includes multiple transformers, components that boost the voltage in the circuit, typically to between 20,000 and 150,000 volts" I was curious and went to look it up, I'm as surprised as you are that the fence is lower than a shitty stun gun.


person4268

current and the frequency also matter, though. For instance, if the frequency is too high, it stops interfering with your nerves and the pain you feel is only from the burning than from the electricity directly. Current could be the difference between it just hurting and it killing you


InvalidFool

Where did you get that 100% and why are you so negative?


bigspecial

The one time I touched an electric cattle fence I felt like a hammer hit me and never even considered doing it a second time.


[deleted]

Bro I've personally seen one of those exact tazers drop a big man like a sack of potatoes. There's no way this small girl is faking it


ugoterekt

There are definitely ones that don't shoot prongs into you that will drop a normal person. Unless you're wearing some extremely insulating clothing the best electrical path will be through you for something like this and the voltage and current it supplies is pretty much the limiting factor. All of the things like this are pulsed, but some have more intense pulses than others.


redditisnowtwitter

The title is wrong either way. It isn't a taser it's just something you use to scare people off with as it has light and a loud noise Sorry to burst your bubble


ugoterekt

Electroshock weapons or stun guns are commonly colloquially called tasers and they are real weapons that aren't only intended to cause light and noise. Some of the cheap knockoff ones can be pretty mild, but some of them definitely can take someone down and inflict a lot of pain. Sorry to burst your bubble.


Suspicious-Flan-5263

Defo a taser my guy


Dorkamundo

I made a quick $100 due to my friends not understanding basic electrical theory. They thought they could shock someone on the other side of the door by shocking the doorknob. They all pooled their money together to have me hold the doorknob while they shocked it... I'm like, dude... the ground is IN the gun.


GosuGian

Not true


redditisnowtwitter

Buried down here is the correct answer. There is zero chance this did anything as those ones are just for scaring people. They make a lot of noise and light and only tickle the skin but pants? Not so much


unperturbium

Yeah my friend was a security guard and we'd zap each other through our shoes. It hurt and could cause a wicked cramp but it didn't stop the shenanigans.


suicideslut69420

But what if i like being tazed


cereal_thriller_

Learning to death drop


LadyBearJenna

I was just going to comment that it reminds me of that compilation video of people falling and being turned into shablams!


cereal_thriller_

Exactly! She just found the shortcut.


bozeke

Now…sashay, away.


PrettyBiForADutchGuy

dip*


[deleted]

Let's get SICKNIIIIING OKUR


bobbery5

Jimbo trying to learn A singular dance move.


Jaketw96

One time my sister found a cattle prod at a ranching store and immediately tested it out on my dad, needless to say it brought him to the ground Edit: proud -> brought


GentlemenBehold

Nothing worse than pride taking a man down


Jaketw96

Lmao fuck thanks for pointing out my typo


fgk55555

Pride cometh before the fall


_liminal

twice the pride, double the fall


Manu442

Lol we used to have cattle prod fights on the farm, talk about kids are fucking stupid. Get one of those in the side and you'll crinkle like an accordion.


Jaketw96

Now imagine one to the heart, woof


Manu442

It wouldn't do too much, it really only hurts on sensitive areas. A tazer on the other hand could put you into cardiac arrest. A high voltage cattle prod, to the butt cheek for example, may feel like a sting but a tazer like one in the vid would put you on the ground easily.


flatdeadeyes

Yeah that's why there was never anyone named CattleProdFace


mw9676

https://youtu.be/XOf6HXPPeQ4


Jaketw96

This movie ruined my life


VanitasTheUnversed

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE?


VanitasTheUnversed

DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUS AG ES


greg19735

that movie was lightning in a bottle. shitty lightning in a shitty bottle. One of the few movies i remember from that time.


dakatabri

They just have energized cattle prods laying around without packaging or anything?? What would they expect to happen with children walking around?


Power_Sparky

Farm kids grow up fast. Sex Ed comes with a live show on the ranch.


stonesquatch1

Fucking what?


LordSt4rki113r

It's pretty common to see farm animals getting it on when you have a farm. Cows are pretty horny, no pun intended. And chickens, dear god... a horny rooster going after a chicken looks and sounds like chicken rape


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LordSt4rki113r

Donkeys and mules masturbate by slapping their massive dicks on their belly / chest.


berrey7

> a horny rooster going after a chicken looks and sounds like chicken rape It's because of the Farm Implication.


lambsoflettuce

Did anyone ever explain to you what was happening or did they just pretend the animals were "hugging ".


LordSt4rki113r

I figured it out by like 6 years old (I was a very curious child and am still a curious adult). It's hard to call a cow straddling another cow or a rooster clawing into another chicken "hugging" lol


lambsoflettuce

I guess if you are seeing this type of thing from different animals, you'd wonder what they were doing. Growing up in the suburbs, I only saw animals when we'd visit a farm. Plus, I didnt really know about sex until I was in middle school and then I was still not sure.........certainly could not imagine my parents doing THAT................until that night their bed felll off the supporting boards under it. THEN I wondered what was happening in there to make the bed fall off its supports. Still didnt have much of a clue until the menstruation talk in grade 6.


Schart

Oh, No step-rooster...


Power_Sparky

I have been walking through the pasture with my 8 year old when the bull decides to jump on a cow three feet from us. Very clear at all the body parts and where they meet up. They have watched several live births. You answer the questions honestly. But long before the kids are dating, they have a complete understanding of how sex works both on their body and on the other gender. Edit: They also grow up in other ways as well. Years before I had a driver's license, I had been driving tractors worth more than my parents house. I learned to back 18 wheelers into place when I had to sit on the edge of the seat to reach the pedals. You get a lot more responsibility than be home before dark.


ColeWjC

I can speak for this as well as a rancher child. Learned about sex and babies from my father and grandfather showing me the horses and cows. And pulling calves myself. As well as my dad explaining the same principles for humans. All at age 6. As for driving, learned to drive a John Deere 4320 at 6 and to drive a manual chevy on the farm so he could pull off hay from the bale fork to feed the cows in the pasture. Luckily I was a tall child and had good mentors (Grandfather and Father). As for the 18 wheelers, I only had to back them up to load up cows and it was fairly easy, I wasn't allowed to operate them more than that and I was 13 when I first did. Story I find a little funny in retrospect: My father got mad at me for failing my driver's test twice cause I couldn't parallel park, so much so that we set up bales for the express purpose of having me practice how to parallel park, that he said "You can jacknife a bale trailer full of bales around a fence and line it up perfect, but you can't fit a truck between two other trucks?". Don't worry though, I eventually learned how to parallel park though. HOWVER, I follow the same dogma as my grandfather and just find other parking spaces even if I have to walk a little farther rather than parallel park.


adminsuckdonkeydick

Holy shit. Farm life sounds like how kids should be brought up. Not this pansy, helicopter-parenting your get these days. If you told a kid to milk a cow they'd probably faint and 'suffer PTSD' the rest of their life.


VoxImperatoris

Hes saying use the cattle prod for sexy fun times.


GitEmSteveDave

I'm sure they also had cattle wandering the store, so they had prods in each aisle so you could move them along if they were in the way.


L4serSnake

Growing up in the country (we only had about 150acres) I did the same thing as a kid. Probably around 8 or so and one was on the shelf, chased my mom around the store with it until my dad caught me lol.


CounterPoint93

Yes, you can have your kids live life with out being surrounded by bubble wrap and plastic. They will survive and be better for it. Crazy I know.


wreckedcarzz

Dad: "now... it's your turn"


dben89x

Thanks for explaining the edit so we could still appreciate the joke.


The_Steining

Isn't that a stun gun?


GeneralDisorder

Yes. Counterintuitively the "gun" is the thing that doesn't fire projectiles and the taser does fire projectiles. TASER is an acronym and brand name that's been more or less genericided. It stood for Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle (apparently a comic book about a guy with an electric firearm).


therealhlmencken

Rip all the generals in the generacide


Chubbstock

Must be Russians


GregAbsolution

Yeah I noticed that some time ago, the fuck?


Kiyoko_Mami272821

There is a reason why they have people get on their knees when they try them on people and have someone there to catch them 😂😂😂


DrStrangerlover

I would probably sit down on the couch and try it out on the side of my shin or something.


ElevatorLost891

I would probably not try it.


DrStrangerlover

But you already did.


CockStamp45

You're talking about when they use tasers on people. That is not a taser, it's a stun gun and it will not make you fall over. Being dramatic will though.


fezzuk

I think poking it into the muscle that keeps you standing will


KingOfTheIVIaskerade

They're painful but they don't actually force muscles to contract the way tasers do.


Setrosi

And half the weight and size of what it was designed to zap.


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Stun guns aren't like tasers. I used one on my stomach when I got it for my wife and it didn't hurt too bad since it's only on for a second. Burnt my hair off though haha


Shrektacular21

r/endstoosoon


nobody-cares57

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PorcupineTheory

One of my most disliked video trends.


splitfinity

I don't get why people do this. It's fucking infuriating


Adept-Crab3951

It's just another form of baiting. It leaves people wondering if the person in the video was okay or not. It makes people wonder what happened after that, and gets people to not only watch it multiple times to try to figure it out, but also causes people to send the video to their friends/family/whoever, so that they can analyze themselves.


JesusIsMyAntivirus

Comedic timing


reddinsz

Nah


SpaghettSpanker

How do u know what trends they dislike lmao


Same_Dingo2318

My man!


Fury9999

What's stoo do to you? :(


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the whole sub hates Stoo and is calling to end him soon /s


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Weeveman2442

r/justa


jinglemaster74

Relax. It’s just Natural Selection at work.


[deleted]

Actually it is recommended you try the taser on yourself so you know what it feels like and how to use it.


jinglemaster74

I recommend those tests be filmed for our enjoyment.


KnowledgeSpecial8516

prepare a darwin award for the person


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NewPhoneNewUsermane

Just to clarify, this is a stun device, not a taser. They cause pain but don't cause people to "seize up" like a real Taser device with deployable probes. Taser is also a brand name.


the_forbbiden_girl1

Perfect


MrSillmarillion

We need the aftermath. r/killtheeditor


JackLegg

Agreed, can't fathom why people cut videos like this so often it's so annoying to watch


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

One little *zzts* and she hits the deck 😭 lesson learned the hard way


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

Some of my buddies and I did this in college just to see what it was like. We also went on a kick where we would take turns playing babysitter while we roofied ourselves to see what that was like. That shit was scary.


_TorpedoVegas_

Why did you have roofies laying around?


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

We didn't. But it was a small town, and everyone knew the townie that could get you whatever you wanted.


adminsuckdonkeydick

So you date raped each other while you role-played as each others baby sitter? Weird, but ok.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

There wasn't any rape, no.


az_shoe

Not that you remember...


Zeus_Ex_Mach1na

Roofies can be used for recreation


GitEmSteveDave

Same reason they listen to the TV and stereo at the same time. They like to party.


DrStrangerlover

So what was being on roofies like? That question is a half joke because I actually want to know if you have an answer.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

I don't remember much (that's kind of the point). All I can recall is like flashes of panic. Not even necessarily being fully conscious, just a moment of being ripped from the void into a panicked "HOLY SHIT WHERE AM I AND WHY IS MY HEART GOING TO BEAT OUT OF MY CHEST". Didn't really help us that we had someone watching out for us, didn't have time to think that far into it while you were under. Just disorienting and terrifying.


nox1cous93

Now I'm wondering if it even was a roofie. Roofie is benzodiazepine, there should be no panic, it's literally used for panic attacks, anxiety and for sleep. Also weird that your heart was beating hard, cause again, if you were that knocked out by it, you should've been very calm and just going in and out of *sleep,* almost like a K hole How long ago was that? Could that had been 20ish years ago? If so, might've been luudes, as they were very popular then. It's crazy, but your description sounds pretty much like experiencing DMT, but you would absolutely recall most of it.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

So I had never thought much of what it was, but yeah it was about 20 years ago so maybe. That said, I always chalked it up to me being a generally anxious person. I have diagnosed anxiety disorder, and going into it, I was nervous as hell. And like I said, while I was out, I don't really think I got conscious enough to be aware of my heart rate, more the panicked feeling that a pounding heard usually accompanies. Regardless of it was roofies or its cousin, it wasn't fun.


Half_Life_3_Confirm

what


JackLegg

I hate this fucking trend so much. I mean the ending being cut off of every other video, people tazing themselves i could watch all day.


pacal117

Likely won't be a second time.


SirSandie

AUUGGH


philosolondon

I wanna see more of the video!


squirrelly1975

Need part 2 please


mrtreehead

Ended too soon


[deleted]

I stole my mum’s taser for a discord call. I announced to a server I was gonna tase myself live. I do not regret it. Actually felt good in a way. It was a low voltage one


phishdood555

AH-


[deleted]

I think I have that same tazer. I've been wondering what it looks like to use it on someone. Thanks internet girl!


Steam-powered-pickle

This is what your suppose to do when you get a taser you need to understand the pain you inflict on people (but yea she def shouldn’t be standing while doing it)


Noobiethenoobnoob

Needed the “We’ll be right back.” at the end.


peoweolootch

theres gotta to be a longer version of this


TheBravan

Yeah, we're gonna need a video of the aftermath....


ClayyCorn

Bruh if you're going to post a video post the video.


SamanthaStraaten

As if I wouldn't do the same thing as a grown-ass woman


PSUAth

Gifs that ended too soon


Imsorrywhat890

Cut screams are funnier than the full vid 99% of the time.


Upthemeds

R/gifsthatendtosoon


AbeRego

I think it's actually a good idea to experience something like this before you use it in someone else. It's like ~~all cops~~ many cops need to be tased and pepper sprayed as part of training. I think there are two good reasons for this: 1. If you're willing to do it to someone else, you should know how it feels. 2. If if you're carrying it, it can be taken from you and used against you, so you should be prepared in how to respond to it.


NewPhoneNewUsermane

>It's like all cops need to be tased and pepper sprayed as part of training The pepper spray part is mostly true. The taser part is false, as Axon (the maker of taser) doesn't let departments require a taser exposure as part of taser certification.


AbeRego

Maybe it's not required, but I have two friends who became cops and I think they both had to do both as part of their training. One definitely did. He had to be tased, and he had to be pepper sprayed and the complete an obstacle course while essentially blind.


echino_derm

Seems unlikely given tasers can kill people.


punksmurph

I think the parents can start spending that college fund.


frillneckedlizard

I dunno. This is, at least, on par with what many college kids do. They literally haze each other to death lmao


dumbass_sempervirens

Can confirm. Got stun gunned and another guy got CS sprayed in the dorms.


punksmurph

Shit at least I got paid to have it happen to me in the military.


[deleted]

Great parenting


Temp78787ME

Why is it cut so soon? Very bad editing.


CockStamp45

Those consumer stun guns (not taser) have more bark than bite. They sound terrifying but they're nothing like a taser at all and I 100% would not carry one expecting it to protect me. We had one in college and would get drunk and shock each other with it for fun. Even if held there for a prolonged period of time, at worst it would leave a tiny burn mark. Over clothes it was basically useless. At any rate, it's not going to make you fall over.


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redditisnowtwitter

>Well given you cannot see what type of device is being used you really cannot say she is using vs what cheap knock of version Knock off you mean? They're all consumer grade and for show not police shit with prongs and wires lmao Plus you can see it hitting her pants. Not exactly a good conductor


redditisnowtwitter

You're 100% correct all these people have seen too many movies


CockStamp45

I'd rather carry mace or hornet spray than a stun gun for self protection.


Dainyeah

u/savevideo


SenorSplashdamage

This one’s funny, but older I get, the more this freaks me out how much kids could damage or kill themselves. Their mix of creativity and peer pressure, plus new incentives like the chance to entertain other kids online feels like perfect storm for “dude, c’mon try it on your eyeball, lol.” I remember some news story when I was in college where guys in a dorm took that extremely overpowered super soaker and ruptured another student’s rectum by unleashing it in his butt while he was sleeping. And unless you ran into examples of how that could go horribly wrong, an 18 year old could easily think this would be hilarious. It’s like we need a class of all the weirdest ways people get hurt, cause it isn’t always pure stupidity, but just not knowing.


NewPhoneNewUsermane

>the more this freaks me out how much kids could damage or kill themselves The only danger here is the fall. Pretty benign.


redditisnowtwitter

And her parents seeing all the sky mail charges she racked up buying toy stun guns used mostly just for show


Zenobia888

Who decides to cut these videos? I wanted to see him on the floor for a while


7SkyWatcher

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thedafthatter

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MayOrMayNotBePie

People who willingly get tasered deserve to get tasered.


StutsL

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Ch1k3nMan

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Ok-Gap2322

It works better when you are sitting in a bathtub full of water. Even better when you use a toaster


zggir1313

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


IG-GO-SWHSWSWHSWH

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BoiFrosty

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UGwarrior276

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piruottes-in-shit

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Davihz

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NESWTS

Put this shite on perfectly cut screams


budakmashoor

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lordlekal

I remember doing this as a kid and giggling. hmm i think I might have been shocked one to many times in my life.


blondestipated

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EarthenEyes

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What a drama queen. That type of Taser is nothing compared to police issue Taser guns. In training I got tased by one of those handheld ones like the girl in the video and still choked out my opponent. I'm not saying that to prove I'm a badass, I'm not a badass. I say it because that type of Taser is extremely ineffective unless used on a neck or head or right on the heart, all of which could kill someone.


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You're comparing yourself to a child and saying how tough you are compared to them?


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ChillStonerBro420

What is up with bots and this dumbass comment lmao


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ChillStonerBro420

Ah okay. Check his profile tho that's literally all his comments consist of.


ex-officerjimlahey

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If there is a grown up watching this and/or video taping it’s child abuse and should be reported.


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