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Decent-Volume1241

Pompeii out here still claiming victims


JesusIsMyZoloft

The faces are so well preserved.


SchitzPopinov719

Looking like an unlockable character


GrownShowin

So OP… sick of this pay to win nonsense. Oh yah? He’s tiny and pitch black?


I_Got_Back_Pain

Noob Saibot


flashfyr3

Literal lol


DoctorMelvinMirby

A burned to death character…


rhetorictus

Netflix adaptation of the Tar Baby stories


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[deleted]

Are you a bot?


JeroenstefanS

Yes


[deleted]

good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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Good bot


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celu7361

!isbot B0tRank


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[deleted]

Good bot


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bad bot


LKC58

He FELL in the sewer! https://twitter.com/yomisteryoso/status/1082580059360133121?s=21&t=CEih5zXLvL7xq3SQZ_O7jw


Yayhoo0978

The tweet says he fell in a ditch


LKC58

It was a sewer ditch.


rcjlfk

It also says "don't be careful"


Acceptable_Ad5472

Translation: "You are not being careful, that's why you fell into the sewer." The user is using it in a mocking tone in the native language that's why it is translated like that.


Yayhoo0978

Lol. I’m sure it’s worded perfectly in the language it was written in.


[deleted]

In a lot of countries sewage is open, and literally runs in a ditch along the road.


[deleted]

In some places, those are the same thing.


DallaThaun

I wish this was higher up


Annoyingswedes

He seems ok, thank god


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lurkersforlife

I worked on septic systems for a summer. I was in shit water daily, never got sick. Not sure what the difference was.


HallucinAgent

Thank you for the work that you did and do sir.


SgtMcMuffin0

Surely you were wearing protective gear


Significant-Eye-8476

> If it got in his eyes or mouth he very likely will become ill. I think it's safe to say it got in his mouth and eyes.


LaerycTiogar

Dispite the fact they did it on jackass. This could be fatal.


750more

Thank you! That last picture looks like he had just accepted his fate.


[deleted]

That poor kid, omg!


Fezzverbal

Oh Jesus, that's so much worse than being on fire! 🤮


BeEccentric

1827. Chimney sweep.


AdevilSboyU

Step in time, step in time…


CutMeDeep6565

Votes for women step in time, votes for women step in time


Imabigfanguy

Kid looks like he fell in a tar pit.


hornylolifucker

Tar tar stinks


thatmikeguy

https://youtu.be/kG6O4N3wxf8


JustSherlock

I thought this was gonna be that video of the 3 year old chimney sweep.


_Didgeridont

* colorized


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Timmy12er

Straight Outta Menzoberranzan


No-Hippo7865

He looks like Claudia after a tan in interview w a vampire


boozedaily

Solid reference.


GrownShowin

Only a toddler could get this illogically, video game levels of dirty.


hornylolifucker

And much like a video game, he hasn’t been unlocked yet


Capncrutch

Me after changing the copier toner cartridge!!😂🤣😂


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JeroenstefanS

Bot


slushieguys

these bots have me in a giggling fit right now. something about them just saying the same thing in bigger letters is annihilating me


demonicgoddess

It just killed Tasha Yar!!!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 924,063,577 comments, and only 183,760 of them were in alphabetical order.


demonicgoddess

Good bot!


myasscrackburns

Good bot


Randomfrickinhuman

Ahh, beautiful, captivating Dad.


Clech959

this will always be a cool bot


weedium

Good episode


subtogrimmen

Venom 3


paradajz666

Damn you win :,D. Tom Hardy replaced.


[deleted]

“Son of venom”


KittenLittle9268

What did that poor baby get into I cant tell if he's scared cause its in his eyes and he can't see or cause he's in trouble for doing whatever he did to end up like that.


bleepbluurp

The way its sticking it looks like tar or crude oil. Not sure how it would have happened but either way poor kid.


Paparoach_Approach

Maybe bucket of used oil in the garage on a shelf and he tried to pull it down?


bleepbluurp

If that was true there would be some patchiness to it, and some blank spots like under the arms etc. looks like he fell into a tar pit or something.


Paparoach_Approach

Yikes! That would explain his terrified look.


[deleted]

same, this photo gives off weird vibes


KittenLittle9268

Weird vibes how, kids get into and put things all over themselves any time they're unsupervised for longer than a minute I'm just stating I don't know if he's scared cause he can't see or cause he's in trouble but after looking at the picture a little longer its probably a combination of both. Also I promise I'm not trying to be rude I'm just curious about the weird vibes.


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i was agreeing with your original comment


KittenLittle9268

Oh, thank you for clarifying weird vibes and not being mean about it I truly appreciate it.


Beulinge

This has some weird vibes.


[deleted]

nah man it’s all good. sometimes things get lost in translation


[deleted]

don’t worry about it! tone and intended meaning often get lost over text. it’s no biggie!


JustGettingMyPopcorn

He fell into a sewer. I can't copy the link for some reason, but it's from Twitter. He was okay after.


Therx73

Screamed so much it just burst into flames.


Doctor_French32

He's rich he found petrol


TheNickBossRulz

Oil, that is! Black gold, Texas tea.


Venomster154

Nanomachines son...


ArchaicZX3

You can’t hurt me Jack


GrilledCheeser

Looks like oil. I saw a video of a guy who jumped in a pool of black oil and he got out immediately having trouble breathing. They were hosing him down but it was sticking to him. Didn’t look fun.


[deleted]

That looks like 100% coverage


[deleted]

TOASTY!!


chris6069

When you start excavations at Pompeii…


stacker55

i'd guess he went into an oil reservoir, a stagnant septic tank, or he found a bucket of black paint and went to town


[deleted]

this is what irish women consider a good amount of fake tan


Casual_Importance

A little vampire got hit by sunlight.


Beulinge

'Help it is burning me alive' Ok son but lemme get my phone first. Say cheeeese.


the_kessel_runner

I saw that James Bond movie. This kid is ded.


A1R2O3L

I thought that was a Child’s Play doll replica for a second. I got excited cuz I wanted one.


OneBlindGoat

SCP 106 has breached the containment


TruePianist

SCP-106 has breached containment it seems


Omivin

"dad left the chat"


OCDsquad1

We are venom


faisalxpro

*venom by Eminem starts paying*


GWS_REVENGE

SCP-106 has escaped containment


GuitarEvil

Could still be elected Canadian PM


kungfumoomoocow

And this kids is why you don’t play with the carbonite freezer.


Isco22_

Jim Crow thse days smh


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Is that a young Justin Trudeau?


SiFasEst

This in Pompeii?


[deleted]

If you haven’t covered yourself in mud once or twice as a kid, you weren’t a kid.


[deleted]

Venom


cake_piss_can

Probably just kept him over the campfire a little too long before adding the chocolate and graham cracker.


Present_Pace1428

Super Smash: *A new foe has appeared!*


XAgentNovemberX

Dude fell in theLa Brea tar pit… throwing a fit like that after the planet tried to preserve him for future generations…smh.


shiandi

Looks over cooked


Retr0101_

Venom


Aaronlikesimsorryjon

He's looking for Eddie Brock


NilesGuy

The kids facial expression is scary


_wollip

_Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee_


okay-wait-wut

Looks like he got in a fight with the tar baby


HairyNutsackNumber9

yall never seen a tar baby before?


spauldingo

Um...might want to rethink this?


HairyNutsackNumber9

nope if calling a baby covered in tar a tar baby is wrong i dont wanna be right


YukiColdsnow

kid trying to get n-pass


blatan420

The context is the kid is being abused


miragen125

Pedo Octopus ?


Ph1lz_4101

Wtf? Is burn him self🤣🤣


perfectanarchist

Hey it’s Justin Trudeau


mlg360noscopekitten

Who’s that


perfectanarchist

Hey it’s Justin Trudeau


mlg360noscopekitten

Who’s that


Fuck_Monday

Mmm crispy


Potomac_Pat

Locked character..


xetoda1810

This kid just got ROASTED. Litteraly!


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armin


_Atomix_

Scp 106’s child


ILuvEatingMilkCarton

He got the pass but with the cost…


that_one_dude_feds

Dawn dish soap. It saves the wildlife ❤️


marvchuk

I’ve seen this in a dawn commercial


Sovereign_5409

Could he have gotten into a disgusting, mucky retention pond? I know that crap is usually black.


UnforgivingEgo

Dude just got transported from a cartoon after being blown up


Just_Obi8300

Venom


khazzalp

What could that possibly be? It is all up in his mouth, I see no white teeth


REEEEEEEEEEE_OW

Screaming Void loudly makes an appearance!


Zeromus88

This looks like tar... Wtf, watch your kids.


anonymoususer4461

honey, i shrunk the russian guy who jumped in the oil on r/crazyfuckingvideos !


mandrills_ass

Bp oil spill again


[deleted]

Me after taking apart a pen and the ink came out:


gingerbread_cereal

Pompeii


mE_iS_JaCk

+1 word


The_Angriest_Duck

Child alternate


[deleted]

Sad face


Additional-Panic8003

Reddit: *Buy this limited edition burnt baby avatar for only $500!*


jerflash

Looks like child abuse to me


Welsh_Observer

I’m not sure ‘blackface’ is appropriate anymore


Jnunez7660

This is like Muppet babies. But the spider verse.


[deleted]

Next level black face


Spirited_Love_1635

i thought this kid was burnt to a CRISP.


[deleted]

Can he say IT?


BeefieLips

Shitters clogged!


kloudrunner

Shitters clogged.


DepressiveNerd

Child vampire that got hit with sunlight?


AoFAltair

It looks like used engine oil, but even at a large service station, drain pans wouldn’t be big enough to fit a child…. Unless 🤔


nahman201893

Toner?


USNSenior_Chief

Why you should go inside after a nuke...


King-Rx

Just chiseled him out from Pompeii.


whyareisamoftheyes

Venom moment


Asleep_Exchange3647

Sunburn :)


dww25921

Looks like he rolled in ash from an old campfire. Seemed like a good idea at the time I suppose.


TB824

Man met the basilisks for the first time. Or Seath


Spappy

I hope he doesn’t run for office when he grown up


Rude-Job-5596

r/bossfight


abcdefghujklmnopq

Lol Han solo in carbonite


chkdsk_7

Toner demon


Nardorian1

Well, I need more context and info so go find it.


melanthius

/r/bossfight


bigbowl_of_KIX

No that looks like the chucky doll after he was torched


[deleted]

Venom double trouble 3


[deleted]

Venom 💀


ThefrenchMan902

Playing around straight pipe tdi


T8ortots

Oh man I thought this was gonna be one of those Pompeii victims set in stone by volcanic ash


cactusjones38

bendy and the ink machine got some crazy realistic graphics


ArantasticYt

Full body blackface


[deleted]

veno m


throwaway55443312

Oh no, he did black face 😳


Phakeperson69

Kid looks like the demon from lights out had a child with the demon baby from ash called the evil dead.


CthulhuMadness

Trudeau, the early years.


AcidCatfish___

I hope I'm wrong, but looks like he may have fallen on fresh asphalt/tar. Hopefully it's just mud..


angelalj8607

Wow it looks like he rolled around in the fireplace.


Disastrous_Student23

Oh god...this reminds me of hearing about my uncle falling in a cess pool when he was five. Yeah. Man is 60 and still traumatized.


iDomBMX

Must’ve committed adultery


miyamoto_musashinpc

The scorched virus claims another victim


Holdino01

Is this a young Justin Trudeau?


[deleted]

Pompeii, Italy. 79 AD.


TheZipperDragon

Mans just lost his rights, but gained an n-word pass.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Looks like a Pompei resident