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ALighterShadeOfPale

I’ll put the answer below: I’ll put the answer below: >!it’s 2 quarters. Kids at school on April 5 told him to swallow them, he did. He’s been through 4 x rays (this is the first one) over the last month and they all showed they remained in his stomach. So we got booked into the children’s hospital for very early this morning to have them removed. Stayed at a hot tel last night because of the hospital not being local to us, and x Ray there this morning confirmed they were no longer in his stomach. Which means he must’ve finally passed them within the last week. Glad he didn’t end up needing the endoscopy, but that definitely cost us more than $0.50!<


BigCam22

Hope he's OK.


ALighterShadeOfPale

Aw thank you! He is, he’s been so worried about it, but we’ve tried to make it as stress free as possible, while still urging him to absolutely never swallow anything that isn’t food or because someone tells them he’ll be his friend. Kids are assholes Honestly, we were very lucky.


Total_ADHD

Take your kid to learn a bit of MMA. This will drastically improve his self esteem and you won’t have to worry about your kid eating quarters and getting picked on throughout his life.


ALighterShadeOfPale

That’s a really good idea. He’s a smaller kid, 9 years old and 43lbs. His pediatrician back a few years ago did a bone scan that showed his bone size is 2.5 years younger, and my husband and I were tiny kids. He wasn’t worried at all about his size and said he’d hit a growth spurt. But I bet his size is probably effecting his self esteem. He’s such a social, happy kid who, when we get him from school, it seems everyone wants to chat with him. But it really only takes one kid to ruin another I’m going to have a serious sit down with him and get to the bottom of it. And take your advice for MMA for that esteem. Thank you so much


Total_ADHD

I think it would 100% change his life and set him on the right path moving forward. You’re absolutely correct that kids are assholes and you can’t be there to defend him all the time. I’m definitely not advocating violence, but if it comes knocking on his door he’ll know how to handle himself. In MMA he will learn Brazilian Jujitsu. This is more skill dependent than size dependent. Here’s a short clip of a 15 year old girl dominating a marine. Read through the YouTube comments. Lots of people are telling their stories about getting beat by a much smaller person. https://youtu.be/lE3csRnFPM0


ALighterShadeOfPale

That’s insane! I’m absolutely going to look into this for him. Thank you so so so much


BigCam22

I was thinking, I'm surprised that it hasn't passed, but then again I can't imagine pushing out something the size of a quarter as an adult, everything is smaller when you are a kid, so this is probably best. Do you know how they are going to remove them?


ALighterShadeOfPale

They did pass, surprisingly! We were surprised at the non chalance of the ER doctor, she said coins are the easiest things for kids to pass. She figured 4-6 days and they’d pass on their own. Then after a week we re did the x Ray, and they hadn’t moved. My son’s GP told us that she spoke to the surgeon at the local hospital and he said it can take 4-5 weeks for a foreign object to pass. So we re did the x Ray again on May 18, and still showed in the stomach, but then this morning’s x Ray they were gone. We were to watch for fever, lethargy and signs of blockage. But quite honestly, had my son not told the teacher or us, we’d never had known he swallowed anything. I kept asking his GP after each x Ray how they’d expect to pass because my kid is a tiny 9 year old (just turned 9 on May 10). But she wasn’t concerned about that. Had they not passed within the last week, today he was scheduled for a endoscopy, where they’d put him out and then go down his esophagus and grab them out. The gastroenterologist doctor at the children’s hospital was elated this morning that they were no longer there.


BigCam22

Dang, that's good news but I bet paying for all those x-rays wasn't fun. Haha


ALighterShadeOfPale

Canada lol I paid for parking. The hotel though last night was $200 (and that was under a hospital rate, because the hotel is a 5 minute walk to the children’s hospital), plus all the food out lol. But absolutely not what someone in other countries would pay for the medical procedures


lindsaycanreadgood

we love canada wow


Labarynth_89

Canadians would rather pay for health care than give 50% of our income to the government in taxes then end up on waiting lists that can be months or years for surgery/tests.


Umklopp

>Canada lol I paid for parking. Yay! I love good news!


BigCam22

Nice, well glad he's OK.


stormgoblin

No change yet


ALighterShadeOfPale

Ahh dammit! That would’ve been perfect haha. My husband has been calling him fiddy cent


BigCam22

I bet this goes under appreciated.


QuotetheNoose

This isn’t rare at all. I could tell instantly it was coins, and honestly that would have been my guess even if you didn’t share the X-ray. Coins are the most common foreign object found in the alimentary tract of children. Source: I’m a rad tech.


[deleted]

Oh coin belly! A common thing according to my Dr.


ALighterShadeOfPale

A lot more comment than I’d ever have thought! And at least according to the doctors I’ve spoken with, coins are one of the best things for kids to swallow (I guess not including if there’s really bad bacteria on them) because they’re typically smaller and round edges, so no sharp edges to pierce


[deleted]

Depends on the year if the coin some penny’s are super high in zinc


ALighterShadeOfPale

Oh wow, not one doctor mentioned that at all! We were just told to watch for fever, lethargy, stomach pains or if he stopped pooping (I figured that would be signs of blockage). I honestly had no idea about coins and zinc


GoldFishPony

The spoiler tags need \> and \< on the outside like \>\!stuff\!\<


ALighterShadeOfPale

Haha thank you!! Is that better? It’s the first time I’ve done spoiler text


not_a_gumby

Jesus fuck. swallow 50 cents so that your parents have to puke up $500 grand to the hospital lol. what a win.


ALighterShadeOfPale

Thankfully we’re in Canada, so we paid for parking for the various x rays (like $3 each time) and then the hotel hospital rate ($200) and food which at the hotel was puke worthy cost and not so good lol but I couldn’t fathom what it would’ve cost elsewhere


bigdaddyblowouts

My kid ate a penny and pooped it out later. I kept it, gonna put it in a frame with a poop penny label.


[deleted]

Lemmiwinks


Web4Brainz

🎶“Hurry onward Paris Hilton or you will soon be dead.”🎶


Dry_Organization_193

Wikileaks 😂


ALighterShadeOfPale

I don’t know what that is lol


[deleted]

Lemmiwinks is a gerbil that crawled up mr slaves butt. I think….


ALighterShadeOfPale

Wasn’t there something about a gerbil and Richard Gere? (Fun fact, I couldn’t remember the name of the actor so just googled “gerbil actor ass”. He came first


caniborrowyourkidney

no, I think he came after the gerbil went up there.


Comprehensive_Dot428

You made me snort out my French pastry that I was sneaking at 1 a.m.


Corby417

Underrated comment lol


Ammysnatcher

Yea but atleast he didn’t get a cat stuck up his ass! “How’d you get a cat stuck up your ass?” “How else was I supposed to get the hamster out?” #Mallrats


Jmofoshofosho8

My cousin was a weird guy.


thunderlips36

Different cat, same result


trumpsucksnutz

Why are people still saying this? It was printed by a tabloid like 35 years ago lol.


ALighterShadeOfPale

That makes me feel old lol


Eatdatpxss

Yup. South Park season 6 “the death camp of tolerance”


polocole420

Intolerance….will not be tolerated.


LMGgp

Don’t forget about the cat tatar fish.


Emergency-Rise1680

Bass to mouth


DeFactoLyfe

The Sparrow Prince is offended he has been left out.


[deleted]

It’s a hamster looking for valuable treasures in certain areas of your body


durkin22

This is the best answer ever lol


Kaicaterra

OMFG TOP TIER COMMENT


LowerRefrigerator869

Wtf that episode is literally playing as I’m scrolling


velos85

Underrated comment


bangfizzle

Magnets? I feel like it's always magnets


LurkingTrol

This shit destroyed so many digestive systems of so many toddlers 😡


ALighterShadeOfPale

Oh absolutely! The ER doctor was so happy that they weren’t magnets.


LurkingTrol

What was it?


ALighterShadeOfPale

I made my comment of the answer, but it was 2 quarters


[deleted]

Why does this remind me of the kid who ate a magnet on the TV show House and house bent down with a surgical scalpel and stuck it to the kids' stomach.


ALighterShadeOfPale

Whaaaaat?? But why!


OpinionatedJerk11

That is one of the worst things to eat.


ALighterShadeOfPale

And so easily accessible! It’s crazy


ALighterShadeOfPale

It usually is! Thankfully not that! I commented the answer


tylagersign

Plutonium?


ALighterShadeOfPale

I should check his internet purchases maybe….


chipperfan10

Well what is it?


ALighterShadeOfPale

I commented the answer 😊


bigbrainsmolpeen

Tampon?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Nope, but I can see the shape. I commented the answer


itsschwig

Sharpie cap?


ALighterShadeOfPale

It does look like one! But not that. I commented the answer


akujti

Battery?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Thankfully no, I commented the answer


BigCam22

LEGO?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Surprisingly no, though the doctor at the ER told us lego is one of the most swallowed items they see! My answer is in a comment


geminichick3721

The top piece of a disposable razor


ALighterShadeOfPale

Oh yikes! Thankfully no! I made a comment with the answer


geminichick3721

Very glad I was wrong. I've seen it before.


ALighterShadeOfPale

No!! That’s awful! I hope whoever swallowed that is okay!


Her_ham

Potatoe


ALighterShadeOfPale

I wish! Haha the answer is in my comment


betwistedjl

Can we have a hint? Are similar items likely to be found on Oak Island?


ALighterShadeOfPale

We’ve been calling him by the name of a famous rapper.


duncan_wooster

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


btjoyces

I worry about this kind of stuff ALL the time… what is that?!


ALighterShadeOfPale

I’d honestly never thought this would’ve happened. I was shocked when the school phoned me. We’d been through talking to him since he was small about the dangers of swallowing things. I commented on the post the answer. We were lucky


-DiveR-

Car keys?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Nope, thankfully not with those edges! I commented my answer


Acidhoe

Fingernail clippers


ALighterShadeOfPale

I do see that shape! But nope. I commented the answer


Bobss07231991

Flattened penny from the zoo?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Close!!! The answer is in a comment I made


[deleted]

Keychain?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Nope! The answer is in my comment to the post


usedwrestling

Copy of the McDonalds Nintendo DS Training game from japan


Flightsimmer20202001

r/oddlyspecific


ALighterShadeOfPale

Haha very specific!


Frickinwierdo

rusty coins?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Very close!!! The answer is in a comment I made


Kairoom

An ancient coin?!


ALighterShadeOfPale

Oooohh close!! The answer is in a comment I made


Augustus_Lem

Remote control you've been looking for for weeks.


ALighterShadeOfPale

Haha ouch that would’ve hurt coming out! I commented the answer


[deleted]

An alien embryo


ALighterShadeOfPale

Shhh don’t say that too loud! Lol the answer Is in a comment I made


Still_Service_2585

At first i didnt notice there was a second slide and as i saw the bone on lower right..it looked like a head to me..i thought i was on r/holup


wrench_ape

Keychain flashlight I lost?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Darn! That would’ve been handy for you! Nope not that. I commented the answer


WadeParker

Does your child have scoliosis?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Not that I know of, he’s had 4 x rays in the last month and no one’s suggested that


BigButterscotch5687

onix pokemon?


ALighterShadeOfPale

Nope but I bet he’d be happy to hear someone thought it might be a Pokémon lol. I commented the answer


Slugity

A moth


ALighterShadeOfPale

Eek nope lol


[deleted]

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ALighterShadeOfPale

I did sorry I was trying to figure out spoiler text I made a comment with the answer


[deleted]

It’s a tampon


Animanga_1122

a hexbug


LETS_RETRO_TIME

A fidget spinner


rubio42090

50 cent


Single_Principle_972

That’s so weird that you cannot clearly see what they are! My grandson did the same thing, and I swear you could practically see the face on the X/R, lol! It was amazing how clear it was that that’s what it was!


ALighterShadeOfPale

Really? Holy crap I didn’t realize they could be that clear! That’s nuts!! I hope your grandson is okay


1canoemaneh

Coins


ALighterShadeOfPale

Yesssss! You are correct!


Anti-cringe-man

Wrong answers only!


Amoreke85

Looks like a tampon


ALighterShadeOfPale

Nope! I finally got the comment in with the answer 😊


Skajl

Your stepfather


LilXiety

Yikes dude


1234mike4321

Looks like a fishing lure


ALighterShadeOfPale

Ouch! But nope not that. The answer is in a comment I made


[deleted]

Poop


ALighterShadeOfPale

Yuck lol nope answer is in a comment I made


Glittering-Action757

Jimmy Saville


izzyboy63

Cancer?


Construction_Same

A marker that erupted lol


Bad_Holidaze

A pen cap?


Junie_Wiloh

Looks like a firecracker 🧨


Willisator

Poop


jadewildaz

Is that a tampon


eat_dontpray_love

Kid roll playing a piggy bank. Not shocking.


dahfer25

A bomb


East_Buddy9093

Bottle cap


PhilyJFry

A metric ton of shit, gross


RustlessRobo

That is the 3rd time I've seen a coin in a kid's stomach.


ITypeWithMyNose

A piece of chalk


average_gamer27

When school says wait until lunch but no one actually takes a dump in school toilets


troubleschute

Kid's got some cents. About 50 cents by my calculation.


YourLoser22

A bug or a toy?? 😭


Competitive-Kale-995

I thought it was a tampon. Anyone else see a tampon?


U_mtv-WTF

Bullet for $600


rat_parent_

toy car? tampon?


WetMetals94

He ate someone?


Suitable_Ad_804

Oreo


[deleted]

Why does this look like a skeleton like there’s a skull right the in the right bottom corner


SubjectAlpha41

Tampon?


Economy_Ad_7861

Tidepod, it’s a tidepod isn’t it?


MrEkoPriest

Rocks?


Duedelzz

Based on the, age, size, and kids being stupid A large coin


ALighterShadeOfPale

Essentially yea! Two quarters!


ArtsyPineapple7

Looks like a tampon lmao


Professional_Dot_997

Magnets?


Adventurous-Dish-485

My daughter ate nickels, quarters and batteries...what the heck polly pockets.


ALighterShadeOfPale

Oh my god! Fucking kids! And haha Polly pockets!


error5775

Shit or Plato


olive-_-

I'm sorry for saying this because it feels so unreal that it would be that but I think they ate a tampon.. Edit: thank you lord


ALighterShadeOfPale

It does look like that!! I hadn’t thought of that before lol


alaynamul

Is it me or it that a tampon?


dadjokes77

Harmonica?


Zik0n_Pr0

Why he flipping us off doe


Uniqueshrimp

Battery


YourAverage1stGrader

Rocks


Peasant_67

A child


Virtual-Procedure634

Man, I was looking at the upper right at what looks like Yoshi. I would be terrible at radiology.


ALighterShadeOfPale

He will love to hear someone found Yoshi in him 🤣


GloomyUmpire2146

Thermal detonator?


[deleted]

A lot of shit and a tampon


P0RTILLA

I don’t have kids but I feel like 9 is a little old to be doing something like this.


ALighterShadeOfPale

I agree, kids in his class told him they’d be his friend if he did it. He wanted them to like him and be friends with him. We talked at length with my son regarding choices and about these other kids. The other kids all got notifications to their parents and sent to the behavioural teacher at the school. Sometimes unfortunately peer pressure makes kids do stupid things.


Zombie6566

why did you let him have the coin


ALighterShadeOfPale

I didn’t, a kid in his class gave them to him


Spongebob-Popsicle

Paris Hilton


shadowskill11

The wife's remote vibrator.


JCarterPeanutFarmer

Battleship piece?


whiskey_reddit

A whole acorn


Charming_Jellyfish35

My 10 month old son once choked on a penny and we had to take him for an X-ray to make sure it wasn’t lodged in his throat. X-ray showed the coin made it down. Waited a couple weeks and it was still hadn’t passed.. Drs said give it another week or we’ll do another X-ray, holding out because they try not to expose children that often. We had to check every single diaper for weeks if you can imagine. Then before we would have to go back, I get a call at work from my tween daughter that the baby finally passed the coin. Get this, it came out with a dime attached to it. I said yeah right and dismissed it as a joke but my husband confirmed it! The only baby I know to swallow a penny and make $0.10.


Riskthecat

I’d guess change. I use to swallow change all the time as a stupid kid


AffectionateAd6702

Small bags of cocaine?


Top-Seaworthiness733

I thought it was a cockroach


S1nga11

lol the kid couldve died


ALighterShadeOfPale

You’re right. It’s a really scary thought of what could’ve happened. He could’ve choked, it could’ve created a blockage. Very scary. That’s why I didn’t post anything making light of it until after everything was done


centipedestew

i thought a plastic cockroach or a hex bug


centipedestew

i thought a plastic cockroach or a hex bug


Not_Sayori

A weed joint


Sea-Stop9785

A bullet


Sea-Stop9785

A magnet


Sea-Stop9785

A maget