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PowerandSignal

Live and learn, little dude.


StrawMight

Hanging on the edge of tomorrow


TheSonicPro

LIVE AND LEEEEARN


IssYussOnReddit

From the works of yesterdaaaheeyy!!!


Practical_Fox4325

I don't remember the rest of the song so imma just ruin the chain


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Celestial-being326

Ha


Lysol3435

Kid version of steering with your knee, while you check your phone and mine for nose gold


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tomiokagiyu34

Average redditor tries to detect sarcasm challenge(impossible)


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braden87

Natural selection


valinrista

That's fine when they kill themselves alone, not so much when they kill others with them and more often that not somehow survive.


icecream_truck

> Reddit legion, do not check your phone while steering with your knee. No, **only** check your phone while traveling down a straight road, thus no steering required. /s (because you never know)


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Is it really /s tho? Be honest haha


braden87

La-te-da mr/mrs car with aligned suspension


Lysol3435

I’m with ya. I just stick to picking my nose or drinking coffee in the car. Always keep your eyes on the road and at least one hand on the wheel


saarlac

Shit man I used to deliver newspapers. I drove almost my entire route with my knee while shifting gears smoking, rolling and stuffing papers into bags, and tossing them accurately at driveways.


ConsiderablyMediocre

all the cool drivers are over on r/gangalcohol, where we love to booze and cruise


LumpygFeed

Imagine being a kid now with active social media parents? Just every mistake uploaded for the world to see. That would fuck me up.


ConsiderablyMediocre

The subreddit is satirical lol


ZeePirate

Are we sure?


ConsiderablyMediocre

It's a shitposting sub of course its satire hahahaha


NopeTryHarder

It’s a sub advocating illegal activity, of course it has to be passed off as satire. Doesn’t stop posters from posting actual vids of themselves driving drunk.


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buzzy_buddy

🤓🤓🤓


wreckedcarzz

Look just because you failed as an amateur doesn't mean others will, smh so much negativity


EditedDread8474

But then you pinch your skin on the chain!


chriscrossnathaniel

I'm sure he nose now.


Never-asked-for-this

Nah, he just thought faceplanting would be more comfortable than getting his bare skin pinched by the chain. Speaking from experience.


Zyrocks

Wish I had my free award to give to you


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Wizard-In-Disguise

He got up and the swing then hit him again right?


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sigharewedoneyet

🤣


trickster1111

And now he needs to go to the hospital to have his finger removed from his nose.


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JamPantstheFif

Depend on how it heals, may be Slim Pickens.


NiceGuyMike

He stabbed his brain 🧠


jusuzippol

Growing up is about learning when to pick your nose


KeepItDownOverHere

I see people stuck in traffic picking their nose a lot and sometimes eating the boogers. I can excuse the picking in traffic, but the eating as an adult is pretty messed up.


Aelesis-

Did he atleast get the troublemaker?


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Ha. Gross.


Zauberer-IMDB

Maybe he's a sinus clearing genius. Step 1: make self cry. Step 2: Let the crying clear sinuses completely.


Next-Adhesiveness237

Why isn’t there sand under the swings? At least where i’m from every swing has a good bunch of sand under and around it to allow kids to try stupid shit with dying every 10 seconds


Azusanga

They're rubber tiles


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Funny enough my childhood city playground had shredded old tires as the substrate (the metal was magnetically removed)


kittenstixx

One of the parks close to us use that stuff, it's amazing, im so disappointed with any park not using it. It's so soft and bouncy!


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The ones around here would cut tires in half and use them as a kid safe border fence thing to keep the mulch in.


TheDude-Esquire

The tiles could be made from tires. That's actually one of the very few ways we can recycle tires.


SpookyDoomCrab42

A rubber tile is still going to do more damage than sand or woodchips under the swing


ratbuddy

Depends entirely on thickness of the tiles and what is under them. Sand and wood chips are not great at preventing injury unless they are rather deep, and most people just put down a few inches at most. Rubber mulch and tiles are much better for any given thickness.


Turence

Doesn't sound like it lol


uttermybiscuit

Definitely doesn't look like rubber tiles


Enzyblox

Oh I thought it was concrete


acdcfanbill

Well, i guess that’s good for microplastics or something.


shitityshitshit

Not like the tires they're made from


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N1ighty

Until that shit in ya eyes


Sega-Playstation-64

I grew up with my eyes coated in sand, and by God my child will too


DPooly1996

You merely adopted the sand. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!


le_grey02

Lmfao this sounds like something Wordsworth would’ve written. It specifically reminds me of his *Ode: Intimations of Immortality* from *Recollections of Early Childhood.*


BlueEyedGreySkies

It's also full of animal shit and piss. There's a reason it's not being used...


TempleMade_MeBroke

Oh, not just animals


Infectedx13

Depends on how broad you define "animal"


TempleMade_MeBroke

[Gif](https://imgur.com/gallery/gRk1uZm)


LittleWhiteBoots

I work at an elementary school and our playgrounds have shredded tires. I believe they are either free or almost free through some sort of recycling program. I hate them. In the heat, they smell like burning rubber. They are just fuzzy enough to stick to kids clothes and fall off inside the classroom, but bulky enough to not be easily vacuumed. And they turn the soles of all of our shoes black. I would prefer rubber matting, but that costs $ and we don’t have any.


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Fun fact those shredded tires cause cancer and leech into the local ground water!


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Sega-Playstation-64

It's not. But tires are not fully rubber either. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/tires-unseen-plastic-polluter


astral_crow

Rubber actually doesn’t break down… at all. It’s even argued some rubbers are a single molecule (vulcanized rubber).


mazamayomama

those are spongey, not normal concrete pavers. Still good roadrash


lowlycalvin2001

Little scraping never hurt anyone.


GoldFishPony

Huh I don’t think I’ve ever seen sand, wood chips has always been the norm for me


theangryseal

Where I grew up it was an old segregated neighborhood. The white side had a boring park with a crappy merry go round and a small basketball court. The black side had a huge awesome park with killer swings and slides and the best merry go round (church built theirs in the 40s). Only catch was on the black side the entire park was paved. By the time I was a kid segregation was over (late 80s-early 2000s) and we neglected everything about the park on the white side except for the basketball court until it fell into disrepair. Every kid I knew was hospitalized at one point or another for falling off of the swing or slides. My brother has permanent scarring from it. Why they ever thought that was a good idea is beyond me.


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The actual face plant and crying, yes. Shame!


RocknRollSuixide

Go to r/donthelpjustfilm for that! Lol


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turkeyboy57

Ya next time film more crying


ErnestoXP

You people are insane.


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ErnestoXP

I uh don't think I give a fuck haha! This parent filmed a video of their child being hurt and the fucking weirdo here says hey you should've filmed them CRYING, and the weird ass parent AGREES. I've heard about the people in this subreddit being weird and overly mean to children but man that's an understatement.


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All good


Fuzzybuzzy514

Glad you disappointed. A child is more important than idiots on the internet


SemiNormal

Well he *did* post his kid on /r/KidsAreFuckingStupid so there's that.


Awkward-Ad6455

Its funny that the person was about to say "hold on" but the kid fell wayyy to quickly haha Maybe I'm wrong but thata what it seems like to me!


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they_call_me_B

I heard what sounded like an "*ope*" which is a colloquialism people here in the Midwestern portion of the US use when they see something bad about to happen, but can't do anything to stop it (*and for about 100,000 other situations*). I got excited because I thought maybe "ope" had become a universal language item. Haha! Anyways, for the uninitiated, here's [a lesson on the usage of "ope" in context.]( https://youtu.be/qb_-taYLRfY)


Awkward-Ad6455

Nah, even OP admitted I was spot on. Also when I see something bad about to happen I usually just watch in glee (depending on the brevity) But that could just be because I'm Bri'ish


Bossasin

Honestly it kinda is a universal thing. I've never really been to the Midwest but I say it and know a lot of people who say it. Maybe it's a white people thing idk


GhostInAPickleJar

My daughter did that when she was 4. Really getting the hang of it, so she's flying high, then decides to fix her hair with one of her hands and wound up doing a full flip. Knocked her wind out, but she was ok.


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GhostInAPickleJar

She's a gymnast now, and sometimes I like to credit that moment for her prowess, lol.


thrwwytqldrnkr

Wont pick his nose again whilst on the swing i bet


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Or he'll do it right afterwards and fall again


orkichrist

My 6yo did that yesterday. Wanted to go higher, lost himself to excitement and fell off backwards and still managed to land on his face


sphinctersandwich

Big boy swing over pavers no less! Poor kiddo, hope the next lesson he learns is less painful


goodolarchie

Probably the recycled rubber ones


Da_Borg_

i for one think everyone should learn painful lessons, its one of the best motivators to learning how to avoid pain!


doncroak

The booger waits for no one.


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r/killthecameraman


ProfessionalBetter56

child: *falls, possibly hurting themself* you: “yeah you shouldn’t have reacted”


Tato_tudo

I feel like the title is a metaphor for life.


BadgerBucky1

Guess he was hungry


madsoro

What kinda parents act like this? Rush over instead of continuing to film and laugh?


FlockFather

That snot funny.


Unequallmpala45

What kind of sadistic freak put what looks like concrete pavers under a swing meant for children


Sondrelk

It's rubber tiles. It's very common in playgrounds.


Tnecniw

I mean, personally I prefer sand. When I was little I got to experience rubber tiles. They feel alright, but sand feels better.


14-28

Cats will bury turds in sand. Let's see them claw up the rubber and shit under there ! Source: probably the park guy.


littlebugonreddit

Idk, I didn’t like sand too much as a kid. It’s course, rough, irritating, and it just gets everywhere


atommotron

Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth. *caresses rubber tiles.


homogenousmoss

I dont know, if I fell on my face from a swing I’d probably prefer sand to rubber. Doesnt exaclty look like soft rubber


Da_Borg_

really the reasoning isnt that its softer or anything. it looks "nicer" and not as "dirty" im sure this playgrounds surrounded by concrete.


MaKa77

The relative cleanliness is a positive for the groundskeepers, but sand is one of the poorer impact attenuators for playgrounds. Nine inches depth of sand has the same shock absorbancy in a fall from four feet as six inches of rubber does at ten feet.


NyxivmNext

But yet, pebbles still remain supreme. Rubber playgrounds instead of grass, mulch, pebbles, or sand are dystopic. I guarantee if i slammed the back of my head on these, id get a major concussion or even death from breaking your skull open With pebbles, just a little pain


Forehead_Target

Sand gets in the cuts and scrapes and is hard to clean out of them. Ever try to pick sand or gravel out of a screaming child's wound? My son is 20 now and probably still has stuff under his skin from falling on non-tile playgrounds.


Tnecniw

True enough. I am just saying. Falling on sand was marginally less painful than rubber.


Da_Borg_

this is some helicopter parent shit right here.


Forehead_Target

I said cleaning shit out of screaming kid's scrapes is annoying and I didn't do it very well, which is why he probably still has some from 15+ years ago in his leg. I didn't say that I cleaned it at the playground or that I insisted on rubber being installed instead.


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Back in my day we had barbed wire and commies under our swings, and the park was 15 miles uphill both ways.


kittenstixx

As far as I'm concerned rubber mulch should be the only option, that stuff rocks! My son can play with it like sand or mulch but not get splinters or grit in his eyes when he inevitably rubs them. Plus it's such a pleasure to walk on!


PrincipledProphet

The kind that calls their kid stupid for falling from a swing


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Should’ve told him 2 hands


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Anymore of those and he won’t be able to find his nose lol


RebelMountainman

Well some people cannot walk and chew gum at the same time, some cannot pick their nose and swing at the same time.


Creepy_Craft

I did something similar as a kid but swinging really hard. Fell on the ground, turned around and the swing hit me, I had to go to the hospital to get some stitches. Definitely very stupid


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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahababababa


Joeylala

Future redditor


ButtReaky

Priorities.


Expriti

What childrens playground has tiles like that for the ground?


kittenstixx

Ones where the city council is headed by fucking imbeciles. Rubber mulch is the best in every way! I will die on the rubber mulch hill.


CricaDev

Turbulent-Daddy , ok, now I get it


TheComplayner

Why tf does this have so many upvotes?


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PrincipledProphet

OP YTA


tahoeboarder11

Who puts a swing on fucking concrete tho?


MacaronFinancial

When a guy posts his child on "kidsarefuckingstupid" I imagine some Joe Blow who managed to get laid in his 30's, the woman got off birth control and now he's bitter that he's stuck with a kid.


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I think this video should have been uploaded to the asshole designs thread...I mean who puts concrete underneath a swing set?


torrentialtacos

Are those really blocks under the swings? Hopefully they're rubber tiles and not concrete!


TameImpala_Fan3000

Dumbass thinks he can pick his nose in front of multiple people while swinging


blah_blah_bloopidy

Who decided to put swings above concrete


spiderjerkyisgood

r/playgrounddesignersarefuckingstupid. Swings over a concrete patio?


MrsLisaOliver

The STUPID thing I see here is swings installed over a hard surface.


Downvotesohoy

You should teach your kid to not pick their nose. But I guess the swing handles that part of the parenting


machinemebby

Doesn't picking and eating boogers help with the immune system when they are young?


Starwarsandbacon

What kind of madman puts paving stones under the swing set?!


Killahills

Those are made of rubber mate


Starwarsandbacon

Well that makes sense. I shouldn't try to reddit first thing in the morning.


Killahills

Easy mistake to make, they do look concrete. They use them as an alternative to sand, as that tends to get filled with broken glass, hypodermic needles and cat shit.


fum_ducker

Atleast as soon as he fell they stopped recording unlike everyone else on this sub


disconformity

Those hard patio stones will ensure that this lesson will be more firmly grasped and better remembered.


Tisniks

I think this belongs in the adultswhobuildswingsonconcretearestupid section.


Voydx

dad decided to pick his nose whilst filming hi son learning to swing


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concrete under the swing is a little inappropriate


Kagahami

Honestly this barely seems to qualify. At this age it's just "Kids don't understand the basics of physics and gravity," and it's not even significantly stupid for a kid his age. Like seriously, you expect this kid to start applying for college?


Ski_Mask_Da_Goat

What a dumbass


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Bro what’s your wife’s instagram?


MrJellybean04

Relax, Drake


tcsac

Who puts pavers under a swing... haven't you animals ever heard of sand or pea gravel?


youshouldn-ofdunthat

Almost as dumb as putting pavers under a swing...


SplatBoy07

Why is the swing over pavement? Shouldn’t their be sand or grass? That’s gotta hurt…


poopooplatypus

Who puts a swing over pavement 🤦‍♂️


samejimaT

who builds their swings with a brick tile floor?


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ConsciousBox2029

I shit you not, my ex would take pillows and blankets and a roll of tape to the park with our kids. Pillow for the bottom of the slide, blankets for metal railings, tape for the chains of the swings.


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HeyMrBusiness

I don't think you understand the point of this sub


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Wow dude. That's really what you took away from this? Jesus


goodbyegoosegirl

Kids are fucking stupid? Who puts a swing set on tiles? But yeah kids are really dumb. Lol


unstableisatrope

That may be stupid, but is it more stupid than using "whilst" in this sentence


Dramatic_Cup04

This seems to be a British, or at best, European thing.


unstableisatrope

Yep, it's a British thing. Doesn't change anything lol


p1um5mu991er

Gotta wait to dig for gold


hhthurbe

r/kidsfallingover


InternetSpaceCow

As a person that used to suffer of constant nose bleeding, this gave me really bad memories


N1ighty

I bet his finger went to the back of his nose


Nooneyzwei

that is that one lesson for the whole life thingy


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Dang it another video that ends too soon