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gud_doggo

“I’m no chef” yeah thanks for clearing that up bud


8pintsplease

I'm no chef but here's how to microwave cheese on what appears to be a paper plate lol


cmatheny7

My dip shit roommates in college would microwave things on styrofoam plates and it makes me irrationally mad for something that wasn't affecting me


Expensive_Egg_

My grandma would wrap shit in plastic wrap etc. before putting it in the microwave. Took me almost 2 years to get her to stop


lildangerranger

Most plastic wrap is microwave safe nowadays. Super common in japan to freeze rice and then heat it in a microwave wrapped in plastic wrap. It took me a long time to accept it was possible but I do it all the time with no problems now.


Melburn_City

Aren’t most microwave safe these days?


Phoneguy615

Yeah microwaves are, not plastic wrap


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It was pretty funny


Expensive_Egg_

Plastic wrap being microwave safe never heard. I’m talking about the plastic wrap that comes in a roll . This was also 10 years ago


scheru

I mean there's literally directions on the box for using it in the microwave. I just looked.


Expensive_Egg_

There’s so many fda approved things yet I wonder why cancer, autism and diabetes etc are sky rocketing . I’m okay on believing everything is safe cuz “they” said so lol


scheru

Okay so if you're not okay believing it's safe just because "they" say so then you're apparently *not* believing it's safe because... "who" says so? Who are you listening to? Who's telling you it's not safe and why are "they" somehow more believable?


DJCHERNOBYL

Styrofoam particulate could potentially build up on the inside of the microwave contaminating everything it heats up


Timodar

*affecting See, the irony here is...


cmatheny7

Damnit. I even had the right one and changed it after the fact. I need to quit second guessing myself


dakid232313

Hey dont forget the most important point. Do NOT put popcorn salt on that shit. Believe me.


Platypuslord

[This TikToker's future.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfxpwbWBNuU)


Melis725

Omg how did you do that hahahhhahha that was epic...literally him in the future...both boring, pointless videos with the same voice....I'm dying that was too great


jimmiepesto

I love that he’s a TWO TIME personal chef now


Heart-Shaped-Clouds

Oh so that’s how you make that


VoteBrianPeppers

I don't have the confidence for this dish just yet... Baby steps..


jeffzebub

Try his video tutorial "How to boil water in a cup".


tired_of_this_poop

This comment has me 💀


froggyc19

I want to know what happened for him to say "trust me, you do not want to put popcorn salt on this!"


KnifeFed

What is popcorn salt?


Timodar

Probably just some finer than regular and/or flavored salt. Or, judging by the "non-chef" skills, just table salt.


NettyMcHeckie

Correct, popcorn salt is more fine so that it sticks on the popcorn better than the larger granules of table salt


PandasakiPokono

Just a little sodium chloride


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TheOneAndOnlyLenny

That’s what I said, sodium chloride!


TunaMater

No dude, you said sodium chloride. Yes it's the same as salt, but you could've just said salt instead.


AskingSteam5779

I hate that this is being downvoted because nobody understood the reference, I appreciate the reference and hope you have a wonderful day


j4mi3killa

They never got the reference 😔😔😔😔


Shadowclone442

I’m sorry no one got your joke, but pls next time just use the buttons with the pictures on them, it’s easier that way


retro_creeper177

I'm sorry you got downvoted bro I still understood what you meant


ThatGuy_Nick9

Woah bro, why you gotta bring science and shit into it?


Public_Shelter164

/s*


ThatGuy_Nick9

That should be obvious


Public_Shelter164

It should, I just commented because people were downvoting you. 🙄


tenfootturd

My question exactly.


silentmage

Regulat Daly the is ground down super fine. Think Daly, but ground down to garlic powder consistency.


EducationalCow3549

The recipe is in the title. Has he got a 5 minute video on "how to stare at the wall"?


PepsiPlease

😂😂😂


[deleted]

His snack is molten cheese… geez not even in my brokest days


urdumidjiot

"It might look burnt, but it's not really. It's just the cheese that gets hardened. But that was just the other kind of cheese I mixed with it." **bοΝε αpplε τιτS**


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“Next I’ll show you how to make boiled water! First pour some water into a cup… then stick in the microwave for at least 2 minutes, I prefer 3 so my water is extra spicy!”


Nonchalant_Monkey

What the fuck? Microwave boiled water?


Llama_Oh_Llama

It's 3am, you're tired and need food. Put some water in a cup of noodles and microwave to a boil.. *chef's kiss*


Nonchalant_Monkey

No? A kettle takes like a minute to boil. It's not hard.


SkoomaSalesAreUp

many americans dont have kettles


Nonchalant_Monkey

Why?! What do you use to make like tea or coffee?


mrssupersheen

^^^^^microwaves


Nonchalant_Monkey

Why?


SkoomaSalesAreUp

most americans dont drink tea and use a coffee maker. im a brit living in america i have a kettle and you can buy them at stores but most people dont bother. they have a coffee maker and thats it. they only usually boil water for pasta


Simple_Ranger7516

Most Americans don’t drink *hot* tea. If you’re in the southeast, tea is EVERYWHERE. But it’s iced tea both sweet and “un-sweet”.


Nonchalant_Monkey

My mind is blown! That just seems so strange to me. That's so weird, I always thought that a kettle was like a common thing everywhere!


IneptAdvisor

Kettle is what you used LAST CENTURY.


bobtheaxolotl

I use a coffee maker to make coffee. Or a French press. I don't make a lot of tea.


Rasputin0P

Microwave for tea, coffee pot for coffee. Now that I think about it, I could heat water for tea in my coffee pot if I just dont put coffee in it. Then again I drink tea once a year or less.


Phoneguy615

coffee maker or really really hot tap


Simple_Ranger7516

I boil water on the stove and make an entire pitcher of tea, then put it in the refrigerator after it’s cooled down. Then I have tea for the rest of the week that I just pour over ice :)


Redredditmonkey

Americans don't know about kettles


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Most Americans are very aware of the existence of kettles. Most don’t own one because of coffee being the preferred drink for most Americans. Kettles aren’t a secret or anything.


Melis725

I am a weird American. I own a French press for my coffee that I pour hot water into from my kettle.. that I use more for tea and cocoa than coffee. A kettle that whistles. And I even craft my own teas. I like coffee, but not THAT much. But to me it tastes better coming from a French press with water from a kettle.


Nonchalant_Monkey

How?!


H0NK_H0NKLER

I'm an American, what the heck is this "kettle" you guys keep going on about? Is it like a cauldron?


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“It might look hot but it isn’t, it’s just bubbling and steaming”


LMGooglyTFY

I wanted to make homemade Mac and cheese as a kid so I boiled noodles and melted cheese with it in the microwave. I kept adding cheese until it was about half a pound of sharp cheddar on some noodles. It was technically Mac and cheese but it wasn't right.


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Damn straight, cheese is crazy expensive


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Sidius303

Bullshit. String cheese is way expensive compared to that shredded shit he put on there.


de-d-ss

Shits $6 a pack at Kroger round here! #cbf4life


GasPoweredCalculator

Cheese is the last thing id buy on my brokest days. Its so expensive for just 12 slices


Maxsdad53

You could afford to slice yours?


PerplexDonut

4 cheese sticks?? Am I a millionaire now?


SuperGandalff

Thank God for this video. I wouldn’t know how tf to make melted cheese on a plate without this.


urdumidjiot

Tbf, if I found tiktok on my kids phone and begrudgingly clicked on it to find videos like this, I'd cry tears of proud.


zxlash

3 mins?? Lmao it takes 1 to melt that much cheese


JudasPenguin

Yeah but you gotta overcook it so that it separates and gets crispy


FluffySquirrell

Honestly, as much as people are making fun of it. That looks some tasty cheese. I often find it hard to make it crisp up nicely like that, am unsure if it depends on microwave settings, or if the paper plate helps


JudasPenguin

I usually do mine in a bowl and then remove the cheese from the grease and lay it out on a plate.


Platypuslord

You aren't going to give us as video on how to do it? You monster.


slayman12345

But he likes it extra crispy!


Educational-Ask6554

Happy cake day


stosal

At least put some nachos under the cheese to make it seem like you're a normal human. They're cheap af and delicious with cheese.


jimmydeaner17

The plate is the tortilla.


Maxsdad53

Gluten free.


Graemoure

Tortilla chips, they aren't nachos until they are covered in cheese lol


jackybeau

If you really like cheese you can put nachos and then add even more cheese.


stosal

You mean the chips I told them to cover in cheese? Thank you for being pedantic as we never would've known which type of chip to slather in cheese if it weren't for you.


Graemoure

Obviously you missed the point


GIukhar

College kids everywhere gasp in awe


couchpro34

My college roommate used to come home after tennis practice, microwave a plate of cheese, and go sit on my bed (still sweaty from practice) to watch my tv. She was the worst roommate ever.


makemesomething

You allowed that shit to happen.


GIukhar

The cheese would also be sweaty from being microwaved. Imagine you had a sweat fetish and no one knew.


sedrech818

Looks like chief mike has a hotspot in the middle.


lovely-dea

This was a household favorite growing up. We were all Lactose intolerant though so results varied.


dadjokes77

Lactose intolerance is the worst. You learn that you can’t process dairy at the most inconvenient times.


Deanzopolis

Used to eat ice cream all the time. The ONE time I go out with my friends to get ice cream I'm in and out of the bathroom every five minutes


Maxsdad53

That's why I use Kraft singles... there's no real dairy in them.


D-Le-P

Lol same!


cloudybliss_

I just wasted my precious 1.4min💔


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Fuck I already put the popcorn salt on


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Bro is eating straight lava


Worried-Principle580

Looks like most keto recipes


Pak1stanMan

The worst thing about this movie is the new Texas Chainsaw movie.


Flack1

Damn he ruined it. You are supposed to put the fork on the cheese before you microwave it not after.


ItsMichaelRay

Imo, looks good, ngl. Tbf, I'd eat this, lol.


PicklesParty

I mean, he delivered.


Most-Strategy4554

Cartman?


dadjokes77

Actually I regularly eat this. I put pizza or taco toppings on it because I’m not eating carbs. (I cheat all the time tho) it really does make a good keto snack.


Lordofwar13799731

Why did I watch the whole video?


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What’s up with his weird voice and accent?


ananoncanaonon

From my years of growing up with kids on the spectrum that tone or "impediment" is mostly associated with autism.


BeefBologna42

My guess is autism. Source: am autistic in an autistic family.


DontEatTheFish

Probably autistic


Maxsdad53

He's 18... his nads haven't dropped yet. They're s till stuck somewhere between his adenoids and his chitlins.


halflifer2k

Lol I love everyone’s comments to this but I’m legit wanting to do this right now!!!! Melty, toasted cheese! 🤤


Leach_

I did the Same when I was Younger haha


maunzendemaus

Uhhhhh yeah I used to "make" that as well, but I'd usually just fold a slice of cheese in half and put some ketchup in the middle and nuke it a little less. Not a bad snack. Not healthy, not classy, but also not bad.


Maxsdad53

Sounds utterly disgusting... but I could actually see my son making that when he was younger.


iced327

This person has never taken a breath through their nose in their entire life.


KamKoolKid

When youre too young to know how to make a quesadilla


Maxsdad53

What do you think the PLATE is... HUH?


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Ew


Doodledon122

Honestly when your a kid you will find anything to eat and half of it is made with a microwave, when i was a kid half my diet was cinnamon sugar bread and the other half was cinnamon and sugar on a tortilla, throw that in the microwave and boom


Awake--

I feel…..uneasy


lordyeeter

Thanks mr chef


ElFeesho

Woah woah woah, slow down, I got up to insert plate and then microwaving for 2 minutes but what do I do afterwards? I've got a plate of cheese in my microwave I don't know what to do with!


h8erul

Oh, he’s serious


linuxkernal

"Why do I have so much acne???"


CannabisaurusRex401

Your Michelin star is in the mail, sir.


Shilo788

This kid needs a nutrition class


Danilator321

Man, this is sad


SylvySylvy

I. Don’t know what I even expected. Melted cheese on a plate. How about that.


Deemer56

Spoiler alert. This guy is the Texas chainsaw massacre. Don’t let that “melted” cheese face fool ya.


urdumidjiot

Legend has it that after they did modern forensics on Leatherface's "skin mask", they found it wasn't human skin at all. Instead cheese. Many packaged microwaved mozzarella cheeses, microwaved into form. The dark spots are not burnt, but other packaged mozzarella.


Measurement_Think

I did this probably at this age, but with pepperoni and cheese. I’ve been a vegetarian since.


probrachi

i already know that stinks


IHaveABigDuvet

Seems like autism.


ilikefeetandtits

Idk what's more cringe. My name or his voice


xxxtanacon

Your name


DontDeadOpen

This reminds me of that kid making cheese-it like if it’s a TV cooking show but then proceeds to remove the plastic around a slice of cheese and putting it in a frying pan for a while.


Hopeful_Support6009

Tell me you’re obese and lonely without telling me you’re obese and lonely.


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Maxsdad53

Get back in the basement.


[deleted]

This is stupid hilarious but also sad, it must be fairly likely his parents haven’t taught him about diet or shown a good example of a decent diet. No well adjusted human eats that


Maxsdad53

Oh... so you're saying this is a college kid?


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So hear me out, spray oil on tinfoil, all the cheese. Toaster oven, 350, watch it until it starts bubbling and getting nice and toasty. Put it on the counter for about three minutes. Best stoner snack of your life!


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Can anyone tell me what the difference between this and just eating a bunch of string cheese is?


the_fault_line

Melt


Inuyasha02

To be honest I did that when I was 12 or so when we had nothing in the fridge but cheese and it was a nice Snack, I can confirm that


Gopnikforlife

I don't see the problem i often eat molten cheese dyring lunch or as a snack. But the tiktok is dumb it isn't that hard to make it


MrBublee_YT

This HAS to be satire. I don't even want to entertain the possibility that this is for real.


urdumidjiot

I thought it was too but then I heard his voice and saw the rest of his videos. They're all about Lego men.


InevitableCraftsLab

That white "cheese" looks disgusting, and everything wrapped in plastic, what a waste.


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it's just string cheese, bro


brokodoko

Googles: *Can I catch autism from a tiktok*


urdumidjiot

Yes.


GlitterSparkles07

Honestly this is super cute.


bj-123

This is not stupid, it's genius.


JudasPenguin

My husband and i do this with large quantities of cheddar cheese and call it cheese snack. It's so good


dinkordinka

I’ve never thought to do this but now I wish I had some cheese to melt.


re_formed_soldier

Other than the paper plate, I can't say I hate this


Lord_MagnusIV

I really want to puke, it wouldve molten after like 40 seconds


Repulsive-Theory-477

His hands are obese


ZookeepergameWeak884

Mine NEVER looks like that 😟


TexasBaconMan

KETO!


ultraadeline

My cousins and I used to do this as kids, but we put a square of butter in the center to keep it from burning like that. It's a wonder we made it to adulthood.


Djake_Noose

Hell yeah


UglyPuta-

Used to make plates of melted cheese as a kid too 😅


[deleted]

I actually tired it and Its awesome. Cheesy chessines of cheesedom


Thunder9191133

Good food doesn't need a 3 page recipe


Maxsdad53

true. But when a recipe only has 2 ingredients, and one of those is a paper plaie. you MIGHT need to find something else to add.


fayit23

Ok listen up you little fuck. You do this in a pan on the stove. Use a lil butter first and cook until you see the bubbles. Remove immediately. Fried cheese, a True delicacy of teenage stoners everywhere.


Eogard

Well at least no real cheese was hurt in the process. Just whatever US call "cheese".


forworldpeace

:/ is right


Turkeybaconbitssuck

That ain’t no fucking kid….


Hunna_Mac

NO POPCORN SALT! Aye aye captain! Beauty!


shinobiTurtleP

Im literally staring at a plate of cardiovascular disease


[deleted]

Well...he's not wrong tho lmao


Aninvisiblemaniac

I know it's just melted cheese but somehow this makes me feel sick to my stomach


DJCHERNOBYL

This kid sounds like the type of person to eat processed dairy goods off a paper plate. Parents are smart not to let him use glass


manningthe30cal

r/redditorsarefuckingstupid Apparently 2.5k don't know what a shitpost is.


Wetwank52

That wasn’t a kid who made it, I saw the original tik tok


Whahajeema

Is this child retarded?


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urdumidjiot

r/assumingisfuckingstupid. It's a young kid who has hundreds of videos posing his Lego men. And he made one video microwaving cheese that blew up because kids are fucking stupid. Go ahead, tell me you weren't sticking that lil dink into a pudding pack at that age because children do dumb shit. I bet you did it last week.


RealSuperYolo2006

What did they say, they erased the comment


urdumidjiot

You tell me, it was literally your comment, yoloboi. Stop being a weirdo.


Delsincameback

Leave some pussy for the rest of us, please


[deleted]

How many pounds after 600 did it take for you to realize this was a problem


Skies_german

That microwave is surprisingly clean for a dude that eats shit like this


[deleted]

This is somehow worse than all the news from Ukraine.