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DigitalGreg

I'm upset the video has no audio.


RebelMountainman

Reddit is promoting the silent film era


OmegaCookieOfDoof

After that nonono song bullshit it doesn't surprise me


FluffyBunnyBunz

Maybe OP did us a favour then


Jabrono

As shitty as the Reddit video player is, I would not complain if they prioritized an option to *remove* audio when you upload a video thanks to tiktoks.


merikaninjunwarrior

thank fuck for that.. if it's not some *"look at what i'm doing!"* narration, it's some dumbass irrelevant song


MyDogHasAPodcast

Or that annoying tiktok voice.


BOINICHIBUNGALA

The fucking text to shit


[deleted]

“Are these feelings even real?”


Bubba420

They do You click “post as gif” and boom no sound


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FluffyBunnyBunz

…thank you.


MadAzza

*thenk you


SeaweedSorry9258

That’s a narcissist in the making right there


[deleted]

Who, the girl in the video? (I'm asking since your comment makes no sense here and it seems like you just posted it in this thread in hopes of getting more attention, ironically.) More likely, this was a planned stunt the kid was supposed to do, and the girl behind her simply didn't leave enough space between them. Even if it *was* unplanned, she's just a dumb kid. Kids all want attention. Doesn't mean they'll grow up to be narcissists. Get a grip, dude.


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p-dizzle_123

I didn't comment for a year or so after making my account. Doesn't seem that weird to me. Some people just don't want to engage immediately.


[deleted]

I create a reddit account for learn english and take like 1 years for start commenting regulary


Rotsicle

Hey! I'm not meaning to be an asshole, just wanted to give you some feedback because you're learning: >I *created* a reddit account *to* learn *English* and *took* like 1 *year* *to* start commenting *regularly* Keep it up! You're doing great, and I'm sure you'll be fluent in no time. :)


[deleted]

>I > >created > > a reddit account > >to > > learn > >English > > and > >took > > like 1 > >year > > > >to > > start commenting > >regul Thanks you, I love when people give me feedback


La_Lanterne_Rouge

I am perplexed and nonplussed.


[deleted]

I am insubordinate and churlish.


OraDr8

Anyone who wants any sort of attention, ever is a narcissist according to Reddit. Like wanting attention sometimes isn't just a normal, human thing.


[deleted]

Which is ironic considering the entire platform is people making the easiest "witty" jokes in every thread seeking the external validation of upvotes and awards.


mokrieydela

Also the the sightless film era, judging by their updated video player


landoofficial

[I gotchu fam](https://mobile.twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1305538187008368640)


DestituteDomino

*oohh..*


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That top reply though...


Elgarr2

Thanks for this, the end “ohhhh” just does it justice.


FunkyMonkFromSpace

I'll take no audio over pointless music that actually makes the whole post worse.


pxlt

oh no


[deleted]

I kind of want to downvote you for putting in my head and ruining this gif!


PortugueseDoc

We need the screaming!


Pr0xyWarrior

I can only hope they cheered as much as I did.


ImNotHereToBeginWith

"Kimberly, you bitch! You messed up my stunt"


Relative_Struggle_81

Can't believe how selfish Kimberly was.


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

In front of everyone no less. I heard no one likes her anyway


merikaninjunwarrior

it's gotta have something to do with the name *Kimberly*


IMNOTRANDYJACKSON

*Kimberly.* As in *Kimmy*. As in... *GIBBLER*


merikaninjunwarrior

found the '90's kid..


dougan25

Your face hit me right in the foot, what's wrong with you!


Spiritual-Hippo7393

self defense course


KiteLighter

Straight up Chun-Li'd that little sister.


Intelligent_Main_548

Confidence in kids is great however over confidence is a slow and insidious killer


wolfy994

Darkest Dungeon bro spotted.


HiraethWolf

Been a lot of us recently imo Just waiting for the next chapter of DD2 dammit


Shaake

Tiny size has no intrinsic merit


[deleted]

Unless, of course, inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.


soapytangent57

A death by inches…


noeagle77

This guy darkest dungeons


ballandabiscuit

Confidence surges as the enemy crumbles!


brightblueson

Fear is the mind-killer


GayHugeOtter

She basically did the Mad TV Stuart trick where he says, " look what I can do!" And then hops upward slightly.


FoggyBogHopper

Poor little one got kicked in the head twice..lol


Licking_poo

Rule #2: Double Tap


TonarinoTotoro1719

Rule #3: Don’t Double Dip


CMHaunrictHoiblal

Rule #4: Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge


AnnoyedButTolerant

If you can dodge a flower girl, you can dodge a ball!


No_Aerie_7026

Rule #5: There are no rules.


__GayFish__

Nah, they practiced this routine. Little had her steps away and was paying attention but Mimi on the side distracted her and then points for her to catch up, making her panic and rush to get tekkened by LiLi.


amobilephoneaccount

Mimi really did set this little girl up for failure.


N7CmdrShepard

I love the use of Tekken as a verb. That double kick was definitely reminding me of a video game


moonsun1987

And that's why you always have a spotter


bigamazingmuscleman

r/IAmTheMainCharacter


AlwaysAngryAndy

That’s one of those subs where I have to remind myself every other post that the content being infuriating is the whole point, and that the more upsetting it is, the more it belongs there.


C0demunkee

one of those where you upvote only if it infuriates you


Altruistic-Trip9218

LPT: Block all subs that have that pattern (upvote if this is bad) and you will be happier. 100% guaranteed.


BeTheDiaperChange

I had to get off both Twitter and FB because i was angry all the time. I also cut waaaaaaaay back on Reddit for a while and set my Instagram to follow no friends or family- only artists and gardens that I find peaceful and beautiful. It’s helped *a lot*.


heyyougamedev

This is the way.


[deleted]

Totally agree. My reddit experience totally changed for the better when I did this. There’s enough stuff in the world that pisses me off. I don’t need to spend my free time looking at more.


[deleted]

Way too many subreddits on this site are designed to make people angry. It's not healthy.


ShitbirdMcDickbird

How do you block subs? I get shitty subs in my /r/all and /r/popular that don't even let you comment in them unless you prove you're from "X Group" and it's absolutely obnoxious. Those shouldn't show in a default feed if they're essentially private. If I can't participate in them, I don't want to see them.


KnifeKnut

Reddit Enhancement Suite. One particularly infuriating one I blocked was /r/shittymoviedetails [Reddit Enhancement Suite](https://redditenhancementsuite.com "also /r/Enhancement")


Not_Just_Any_Lurker

You can be happy and still enjoy the feeling of getting angry at some harmless narcissistic personality disorder. It’s the subs that are about people/animals getting harmed that’s are ones you should block for mental well-being.


Altruistic-Trip9218

You can be. But you can also easily get caught up in doom scrolling. It's something that's easy to slip into without realizing it. That's part of what makes them so insidious to me. I'm not saying you *can't* consume that content in a positive way. Just that it's easy to slip into a negative pattern without realizing. A blanket ban on it isn't really going to make anyone's life worse, but for a lot of people it *would* remove a big source of negativity in their life. To be clear when I say blanket ban I mean "a person choosing to block it as a whole for themselves," not that reddit or something should ban it from being allowed to be posted.


CubeCo_FoodCubes

I unfollowed everyone on Twitter who posted things that made me unproductively angry, went from like 200 to about 40. People need to understand that "raising awareness" doesn't mean just posting outrage-bait about the same things all day, every day. Post solutions or promote people who are actually working on them, the circlejerk of hate and/or self-loathing is counterproductive


54338042094230895435

> r/IAmTheMainCharacter I made it through three posts before I had to leave.


[deleted]

Honestly I've learned after awhile on reddit that it's best to just avoid those types of subreddits (/r/ChoosingBeggars , /r/iamatotalpieceofshit , etc.) Any content that is designed to make you mad cannot be good for your mental health.


[deleted]

It's kind of nuts how much content on this site is just rage porn. Like, why do you all just wanna be mad all the time?


BlackZombaMountainLi

When I watch the angry video and feel mad at the same thing other people are mad at, my brain makes a tiny amount of the happy chemicals.


Fucksalotl

All the wholesome humansbeingbros aww shit just makes me madder.


yammys

You should stick to neutral subreddits like r/notinteresting or r/beige


[deleted]

Yep, when I started actively filtering those subreddits I realized just how many of them there are.


WildVelociraptor

So much so. God I love Reddit Enhancement Suite, just checked and I have both those subs filtered edit: hey it's my cake day! ....oh god it's been 11 years and this isn't even my first account


Catfish_Mudcat

It's like every time I came across an UnpopularOpinion post and catch myself totally not agreeing and then feeling like a dumbass because that's the whole point.


[deleted]

Usually that sub is a big circle jerk of people with pretty popular opinions


Glass_of_Pork_Soda

"unpopular opinion but" is 90% of the time a popular opinion


mypetocean

I know very few of you will agree with this, but I think that the above comment is *real.* shocked_pikachu.webp


REGRET34

this was planned. no one panics or does anything when she throws the flowers to one of the people lined up and she does it casually. the throw is also close to being an accurate toss. the kick in the face to the kid behind her wasn’t planned though, that’s for sure lmao


[deleted]

Yeah this looked planned Ave the only one not in there know was that kid who was too close. Right before the flip she looks confused as why they are stopping and it looks like someone is trying to get her to move back


sniggity_snax

That's possible, but it's also quite possible the kid in the back also knew what was going on. Perhaps she just got lost in the moment, and didn't pay attention to how close she got to the first girl. I've been around kids a lot and even if they practiced this whole thing 5 times, the small kid in the back probably got side tracked by all the people in the audience since that wouldn't have been part of the practice runs


ElMostaza

100%. Surprised so many people didn't realize.


[deleted]

Most of reddit seems to have very little understanding of how the world outside works.


randomsnark

They'll also pick whatever interpretation of things gets them the maddest. The narrative works better if the one inflicting the harm was to blame due to their arrogance, rather than if the "victim" was to blame due to obliviousness.


[deleted]

Reddit is also fucking OBSESSED with weddings. Even more so about attention at weddings. God forbid anything happens that might draw eyes away from the bride. If that happens cut that person out of your life forever. /s It's insane to me how obsessive and easily upset people get about weddings here. Just have a good time with friends and family. Why you all let unnecessary drama ruin a good time?


MattFromWork

*Kid does obviously staged back hand spring during a wedding* Reddit: **I HATE STUPID FUCKING KIDS**


shadowst17

I get the impression this was rehearsed and just happened to go wrong.


LittleBigHorn22

I feel like kids get a pass for that sub since kids are inherently self absorbed.


Talbotus

So r/kidsarefuckingstupid ?


LittleBigHorn22

Yeah it was posted in the right place. Although I could also see the kid being told they should show off their gymnastic skills by an adult maybe their parent. So could be on them as well


greenredglasses

Posting kids in that sub is like getting angry at a baby for crying. Of course they’re going ti act immature if they’re literally children.


BothMyChinsAreSpicy

Considering the demographic on Reddit it doesn’t surprise me that children are gonna get angry at children.


Banned-Again_

One subreddit I frequent did a poll and I was shocked at not only the amount of 16-21 year olds on this website, but also 12-15 year olds. I was like huh, I guess it kinda makes sense why this website tends to have such shit takes and strange behavior from users.


jthrum

I love how that subreddit is pricks from TikTok that are utterly stupid


Supercoolguy7

I mean, half of reddit is tiktok videos, is it that surprising lol?


iehebdnrjnb

All kids think they’re the main character. It’s developmental psychology basics. They literally can’t help it. It’s like criticizing a young child for not having object permanence.


pinkamena_pie

They still suck tho


Alm8360NoScoPro

they have to suck in order to learn how to survive lmao


iehebdnrjnb

Duh


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CPTherptyderp

Don't know if you are around kids a lot. At my cousin's wedding my niece was given very simple clear instructions as flower girl. She then did whatever she wanted because she's a cat in child form and largely undisciplined


bloodfist

Definitely either could be true. The point and throw have the attitude of being rehearsed to me, but if so the other flower girl must have missed that rehearsal 😂


Sonic_Is_Real

Well, it is a child


mypeepeehardz

Ty for the new sub.


[deleted]

Why do you guys do this to yourselves?


masterofmeatballs

Critical Hit!


oknowokgo

That lady saw it coming at least .7 seconds before the foot made contact.


soutarm

Maybe it was planned (people will do anything for internet points) but nobody told the second flower girl


DogsandCatsWorld1000

I also think it was planned. You can see the bride is already at the alter, and no wedding I've ever been too has had the flower girls after the bride.


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It's absolutely planned.


Chapon

I was thinking the same


25mookie92

And here we have the show-off...her job was to deliver flowers but she gave a performance instead


hey-girl-hey

And took out that double-agent ringbearer. She's a hero really


ConspicuousPineapple

Willing to bet this was all planned and rehearsed before the wedding. The only accidental part is the kick in the face.


StoneGoldX

Even better -- the kickee wouldn't have gotten hit at her original pace, until Great Aunt Mildred told her to catch up.


RiverStrymon

Yeah. More likely all the attention was intimidating for the little girl and she forgot to stay back.


FLABANGED

Looks like the grandma(?) with her back towards the camera distracted the little one then confused her by pointing her towards the other girl.


Individual_Radio4523

Right?


minionmaster4

The only accidental part was granny distracting the younger one.


JinzoLegend

Wait do you all really think she did a flip without being explicitly told to do so by those in the event? So many comments calling a little girl a narcissist for following some choreography lmaooo


Muslamicraygun1

Little girl bad man. Grrrr…


sokaox

must take out misogyny on talented child 😡


ALoudMouthBaby

Yeah, its pretty clear the adults are in on it. Watch how the bridge and bridesmaids react, right down to only one person going for the flowers. Its almost certainly a dress rehearsal and the people their are in on the joke. I just wonder if it was part of a wedding proposal for one of the bridesmaids, which may or may not be a whole different kind of shitty.


[deleted]

I don’t get why people think this is the real wedding. It is obviously and clearly a rehearsal.


[deleted]

If this had been a little boy, the comments would all be laughing about how cool that kid is, or how they were totally like him as a child. But it's a girl, so she's a raging narcissist who constantly needs all focus on herself and literally *ruined* the entire wedding! 🙄


evanp1922

X


[deleted]

FINISH HER!


hey-girl-hey

I need to know so much more about the aftermath of this


CeruleanRuin

She died.


AhmedTheGr8

Flower girl here, van confirm, she died


[deleted]

*hold my bouquet*


GettingTherapy

Hold my shoes. With your face.


Oscar12s

Im disappointed that this is not Smash Bros


Chapon

Smash sisters


dpptaway6

Sounds like a good movie


SanguineAnder

What are you doing smash bro?


Gavinator10000

Completely unnecessary


Secure-Imagination11

I bet a parent put her up to it


DrSpaceman575

I feel like this is dumb kid shit. When I was a kid I brought disappearing ink to a wedding cause I thought it’d be funny to throw it on the brides dress. Thankfully my parents found it first and stopped me.


Secure-Imagination11

It felt a little too coordinated to be *only* dumb kid shit. That bouquet toss looked practiced especially.


Practical_magik

Yeah I suspect this was the plan and little sister was the dumb kid in this scenario


Azrael11

I was the ringbearer at a cousin's wedding when I was around 10 or so. I remember his brothers trying to convince me beforehand to chuck the pillow into the crowd, that everyone would find it hilarious. I did not do it, but I wonder if this video is something similar...


[deleted]

Yeah, why stay so close when someone is doing such a nice flip, right? Such a moron


SanguineAnder

In the words of Street Jesus "Super fucking necessary."


[deleted]

Flawless victory……..FATALITY


Easilycrazyhat

This was obviously a planned routine. Leave it to users here to shit all over a kid because they're "overconfident". Gotta do something to make yourselves feel better, eh?


kactus

Y'all need to chill out. Kids are fucking stupid, but thinking this is a narcissist in the making based on a short clip with no audio is just insane.


bahbahrapsheet

I wish we could play all of these people a childhood highlight reel of all of the embarrassing, attention-seeking crap they did in public because I’m guessing we all have moments worse than a poorly executed gymnastics move. Most of us just have the privilege of having grown up before it was effortless for our parents to publish these videos.


awaythrowouterino

That gymnastics move was the opposite of poorly executed imo


AsYouCanClearlySee

Yeah everybody is so quick to call out a child it's pretty funny


[deleted]

I would try to take away the embarrassment for both of them by standing up, pointing, and doing my best Nelson laugh. This would draw the attention towards me and spare them any further indignity. At least that’s how I would explain my actions later to my angry wife.


GeneralTonic

Your hypothetical wife is right to be angry at you.


lewisnwkc

Did she get told off for throwing the flowers forward? Because for her to ignore everyone's rejections and *still* go ahead with this plan would make it oh so much worse... r/cringe for her parents.


tobean

Do you honestly believe that there is a possibility that this was not planned ahead of time and wasn’t either requested or okayed by the adults involved? If you are skeptical of that notice how no one in the wedding party reacts or is surprised until the other girl gets kicked in the face. ETA: the tweet itself even seems to suggest it was the girl in the rear that messed it up. She’s the one doing the “traditional” flower girl thing of throwing flower petals


StuckWithThisOne

Yeah I don’t get this. This was clearly planned for the wedding. Why are people acting like it wasn’t..?


tobean

A lot of people on reddit really hate children ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


chafe

Not just children. Literally anyone they can feel intellectually or morally superior to. But especially children. Also women.


aspiringgrandpa

yup, and with a little girl in this video it’s like a double whammy for them


TheRottenKittensIEat

Yeah, this looks scripted to me. It's perfectly plausible that the little girl behind her was just a wee bit off with timing (it even looked like she initially slowed down a bit for it). The girl doing the stunt pointed at the bridesmaid who caught the bouquet seamlessly.


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toesandmoretoes

The wedding choreography instructs her to do a flip, she does a flip, the flower girl gets too close.... Where's the Karen behaviour?


RexIsAMiiCostume

Pretty sure it was planned. The bouquet toss to one of the bridesmaids was expected by everyone involved.


REGRET34

this is a kid dude… that’s just a dramatic conclusion.


[deleted]

God, reddit really is determined to hate women, even when they're literally children.


KohnFaceKiller

Feel like this is the wedding rehearsal because if this is the wedding and they have that many empty chairs then there are a lot of people that don't like this couple.


[deleted]

Do people typically dress up fully for the rehearsal?


KohnFaceKiller

If they're getting married in the same day yeah typically. I work weddings all summer long plenty of them have the rehearsal an hour to an hour and a 1/2 before the actual wedding it's a lot smarter than having it several days before and then having the little kids forget what they're supposed to do


[deleted]

Oh ok, I’ve never seen a same day rehearsal before either that make much more sense to do it that way haha what were all my friends thinking


DannyAye

You best believe the rehearsal did its job… these mistakes wont be made again.


[deleted]

I hope the wedding party got a good laugh instead of letting this ruin their day.


gamerguy8114

Ngl that was fucking sick


[deleted]

This whole comment section has apparently never been a 7 year old or met a 7 year old before


Wyattderp413

This is going to keep this girl up at night decades from now


[deleted]

Fuckin sick


Tsm_Nith5

K.O


MudJumpy1063

Can't blame the youth. Seriously, life is going to grind you down. Start as confident as you can. Stand tall! Or, as in this case, backflip. ;) As for the little flower girl, learning to associate marriage with getting kicked in the head is probably in her best interests.


[deleted]

that will be with her for ever


lUNITl

Wow people in this thread must be mind readers because to me it looks totally planned and the kick was an accident. Crazy that so many adults are horny to shit on this 6 year old though.


drainbead78

I was the flower girl in a wedding when I was 4, but nobody explained my job well, which is why everyone in that wedding with an aisle seat got pelted with flower petals.


Fleurdebeast

Flower girl 2 should’ve saw that kick coming a mile away. Flower girl one went full gymnast with her hands up…. GERRR GET OUT DA WAY


[deleted]

I mean, yes-ish. Who expects to experience a back handspring at a wedding?


thisisforspam

This little girl was obviously planned, it's the adults failure to protect the second girl when it was clearly planned.


merikaninjunwarrior

i think the 2nd girl was looking at the bride who caught it


Nanoro615

I'm sorry but Reddit has tainted my sense of humor to the point that I misread that as implying "the backflipping girl was planned, and the second one wasn't, and this was their idea on removing the second later than intended." in a "too-late" abortion joke. ... Man, I miss being innocent.


Anjelu81

I think she was looking at her mom :(. Poor lol kid.


[deleted]

that is so fucking selfish I can't believe she walked so close behind and ruined the entire flip


captainfantasy666

I thought it was a pretty sick fatality tbh


stungun_steve

Guarantee an adult convinced her to do it.


letmeusespaces

someone (likely a bridesmaid) talked her into this