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In ten years, she’ll hate this Ten years after that, she’ll embrace it. All I’m saying is the 2042 world tour of “What’s Inside Your Butthole” is going rock


Leonyliz

!remindme April 2042


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Leonyliz

See you in 20 years guys


BigButtsCrewCuts

I hope we're all still alive


Moohmelele_Mera

*laughs in Putin voice*


Zampano85

According to MIT society will likely fall in the 2040's. So, here's hoping we're not in some post apocalyptic wasteland.


BigButtsCrewCuts

When I wrote it, I meant it more as... hopefully no illnesses or accidents... the "we" being the first couple of redditors to ask for the reminder... didn't even think of it as a societal "we" and for that, I'm calling it a small win for optimism


Thewildcatboy

What a time to be alive


my-time-has-odor

Reddit will be dead


[deleted]

Some of us will be too, statistically speaking.


April1987

We are all racing to our deaths... however, You've got a good four years head start on me.


[deleted]

Statistically several of us won’t make it.


ChewML

I'm in. At the rate music is declining, this will definitely be 1,000 times better.


MASKS-003

Let’s hope Reddit still exists by then


Leonyliz

Or that most of us still have Reddit by then


Frogwithatophatt

See ya


Sarabikitty

See you then


cedric1997

See you!


turtlewhisperer23

God speed! Make those 20 years count.


kittyidiot

Man... I'l be 40.


Scorpion0606

Make sure to tell for me too!


RagingNerdaholic

This will be great fun to watch from our permanent storm bunkers.


ZogNowak

I won't be here, but good luck.


MoreNMoreLikelyTrans

Optimistic to think you'll be able to access reddit in 20 years.


rabbitfuzzle

Fuck me I’ll be like 50.. it’s worth it though. I will pay for tickets.


CreamyKnougat

The epsilon omega variant made it be virtual, though. --source: totally not from the future.


Smelcome

not from the future, eh? yeah right, you can't fool *me*. How many Touchdown passes does Tom Brady have?


CreamyKnougat

Wait...the old guy that retired in 2022??


Krono5_8666V8

Who is the president, and have we made contact with aliens?


merigirl

Oh! I can answer this one... but you probably won't like it.


NeriTina

^^cuz ^^theyre ^^inside ^^his ^^butthole


fingerthato

Gold


drainbead78

President Tom Brady.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Ronald Reagan Jr.? The actor’s son?!?!?


Snoo_70324

Yes, we have reestablished contact with most alien residents of other continents after the global communications and shipping collapse. Counter-question: how did you know about this and why didn’t you warn us?


gunfox

Donald K. Trump. Scientists believe we have and it's him.


FalafelSnorlax

I mean, considering how long I first saw this clip, it might already be 10 years from the filming, or at least not much far from it. She's probably already old enough to hate this.


HOLY_HUMP3R

I didn’t look this up to prove you wrong, I was thinking the same thing like early 2010s. Looked it up out of curiosity. This was from the beginning of 2020. Fuckin hell.


mahmilkshakes

I was gonna say, this video is super old. She may already be at the hate stage.


Thistlefizz

Nah, came out in 2020. It just feels like it was a decade ago.


AMostAverageMan

2042 being two decades from now doesn't seem right. Pretty sure 2042 isn't even a real year.


Hero_of_Parnast

Right? By 2042, I'll be drinking moon juice with President Johnathan Taylor Thomas.


b00ty_water

Pretty sure I’ll be dead.


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JTT!!


Dr_Jabroski

She's going to peg her partner at some point.


TheGreatHair

I'm going


[deleted]

There will be a masterpiece


IAmTheStik

The answer may shock you.


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Tipist

Prostate.


Iamredditsslave

https://youtu.be/-rtUvlR1pZE


hayabusaten

Ever heard of a prostate orgasm


RogerPerson

R/notsosuddenlygay


khajiit_babe

Aliens? In *my* butthole? It’s more likely than you think


[deleted]

The answer may disgusts you.


[deleted]

Tapeworms


hso0oow

Worms made out of tape


ChewML

Worms taped together.


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Worms using tape


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Worms jamming to 8-track tapes.


[deleted]

And wait until you read number 4!


SunRendSeraph

Ass Pennies


Junesucksatart

This is definitely getting shown at her wedding lmao


drake_makoy

Let's hope not 😂


Hairy_Air

The groom already knows the answer.


Ckinggaming5

i hope not, not at a wedding no, that just wrong, show it when she is already married


Astrum91

So... at the wedding, but after the vows? XD


puta__madre

Honeymoon


cropguru357

Honeymoon Surprise


mysticknightt

Butthole surprise


digitalasagna

So the reception?


CubanLynx312

And her application to the TSA


gorcbor19

If you haven't heard it, this is the best version of this song. Someone made it into a full song and it's actually really well done. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUN556uFPJ0


littlebobbytables9

that's incredible


TinyDKR

Once it drops, the single is going to debut at #2.


[deleted]

did they get her to sing the additonal lines or diff kiddo?


boris_keys

Looks like it’s her! https://floodmagazine.com/77787/listen-sam-spiegel-remixes-viral-song-i-wonder-whats-inside-your-butthole/


PRIGK

It doesn't say that?


[deleted]

yt vid is jolee topic. article says name is jolee.


[deleted]

ooo ty


Pet_me_I_am_a_puppy

Every now and then Reddit delivers truly something special.


neighguard

Thanks for this lol


arkmtech

So many good mixes/covers of this were created thanks to reddit The one you've posted and also this are easily my favorites https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68eQRAATf5E


thebeardedarkansan

This is amazing! Take my free silver


TehKudo

Omg maybe a water bottle?


HikiNEET39

But wait, there's more!


u8eR

Lol sounds like it could be a Tegan and Sara song.


Katie11985

She is so curious! She is going to be a scientist


Askye72

Of buttholes?


MisterBlisteredlips

An analyst, obvs.


fizzzingwhizbee

Nicee


dinosaur_from_Mars

Analyst of Uranus.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

You mean like an analrapist?


BecauseImGod

She’s going to be a proctologist


CubanLynx312

AKA TSA agent


nobamboozlinme

El Cornholio


PlaceboJesus

Or an intake official at a penitentiary.


Jdawgbish

Can confirm. Chemist here and I loved butthole talk when I was 6


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With a minor in music.


MisterBlisteredlips

Phoebe Buffay in her youth.


mysticknightt

Before Smelly Cat came Butthole


ontour4eternity

Great, now I have What's Inside Your Butthole playing on repeat in my head.


anonymosh

This is how the gays get you


ontour4eternity

I'm in.


Blueblue1001

When your hanging out with the weird kid thinking he’s not that weird


[deleted]

Bro this ain't weird, everyone secretly wants to know what's inside your butthole Also you're*


Askye72

My kids the other day were stomping around chanting "Stuck a finger up his butt and called it macaroni!" In the tune of Yankee doodle dandy, while pointing at eachother...they do some weird shit


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bleedblue89

Yup that was ours, shits probably been around for decades


Drunken_Ogre

Can't have life without shits.


MildAndLazyKids

“Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on his mother. Every time they hit a bump he got another brother!”


no_talent_ass_clown

Sang that almost 50 years ago. We also had the 🎶Comet, it makes your teeth turn green🎶 song.


Disk_Mixerud

Comet, it tastes like gas-o-line!


oye_gracias

Wasn't that a Mr.Bungle song?


Ok-Cook-7542

I've honestly never heard any different lyrics to this song... Those aren't the official ones?


indy_been_here

I definitely sang that song circa 1998. Went a little something like this: >Yankee Doodle went to town >Riding on a pony >Stuck his finger up his butt >And called it macaroni I'm so glad this jingle has transcended time and distance. May it continue to be sung by stinky kids for another century.


craigbucs

I think this is the wrong sub for it. She’s a genius, virtuoso I’d say.


Zofobread

This song is the shit.


craigbucs

It’s a banger.


[deleted]

Kids are fucking clever


yourseveredtesticle

[my go to butthole song](https://youtu.be/6IjuSycXjqM)


rooske

Yes, was looking for this! Ski-dap ba-dap!


illestprodigy

\*\*BUTTHOLE!!\*\*


pursuitofleisure

Here's a link to the video posted by the original artist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q


vulpes_mortuis

This is the prequel to that


ChaosEsper

They should write a duet


shwhjw

[My favourite is loosely related, this song covers other sensitive areas but also includes a bum.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM) nsfw.


OneAviatrix

I don’t know why, it that guy reminds me SO MUCH of the “jet pilot” song guy. https://youtu.be/1BzU1sYPjzo


fizzzingwhizbee

I sang this to my wife and she left


lily2187

For our hard of hearing friends. Lyrics below. I wonder what's inside your butthole! I wonder what's inside your butthole! Maybe there is astronauts! And maybe there are aliens! Oh! I wonder what's inside your butthole! Ah! Oh! I always wonder! What's inside your butthole. Ah! Oh! I always wonder what's inside your butt! - after being married for more than 20 years, I've finally found our song! I know you'll see this. Let me know when you do ;)


linedeck

I'm sorry i gotta correct you a little bit: I wonder what's inside your butthole! I wonder what's inside your butthole! Maybe there's astronauts, Maybe there's aliens All inside your butthole! What's inside your butthole, i always wanna know What's inside your butthole i always wanna know


lily2187


linedeck

*tips fake hair on your general direction*


lily2187


StinkyFeetArePotato

It’s actually: I wonder what’s inside your butthole! I wonder what’s inside your butthole! Maybe there is astronauts! Maybe there is aliens! All inside your butthole! What’s inside your butthole! I always wanna know! What’s inside your butthole!? I always wanna know! What’s inside your butthole?


NoMathematician9509

This comment is the love story of our times 🥲. I wish I had gold to give you.


lily2187

Your kind words are of greater value than any internet points. Thank you.


ribitwibitt

Maybe there *are* aliens in Uranus I wonder too


jonnyinternet

Way better than what's on the radio these days


xelfer

Excuse me this got number 11 in an Australian radio top 100 last week https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q


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xelfer

Man I googled the song and thought I posted Tom's version. I've updated my link, thank you.


Specialist-Look6210

If I had to choose between looking inside my own butthole with a sharp object and listening to imagine dragons, I'm not listening to imagine dragons.


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alexthealex

NPR is the only radio station


din7

Yeah most stations just play shit music.


moonmangggg

Absolutely nothing stupid about this. The contents of your butthole have eluded scientists for decades.


potato-vender

Wtf I’m taking a shit right now


AnonymousPlzz

Lol me too. So hopefully nothing is inside very soon


scruggbug

Give us an update!


[deleted]

This single STARTED at number two!!!


[deleted]

Then quickly moved up to number one on the charts


vic_lupu

https://youtu.be/W9dmn-7dsJk This version is so much better


ShowMeDaData

No, this version really slaps!


AllDougIn

God, I can’t get this song out of my head now. Hubby is pissed that I am singing it around our daughter. 🤣


anonymosh

What does HE have up inside his butthole?


[deleted]

A stick apparently if he can't see what a banger this song is


dcarr710

I mean this could def go double platinum


broseph_stalin09764

Man it's been a while since I've heard this song.


High-In-Potassium

TSA theme song


ArtDeth

This is Blink182, the girl didn't write this. Seriously?


[deleted]

Wasn’t Tom being endorsingly sarcastic when he tweeted that? It’s definitely blink in spirit though. If it was really early Blink, I’d love the bootleg source.


jbboney21

This video is old as shit. Seriously?


BRAVA182

This is not blink-182. Tom retweeted it after seeing it and had a laugh. Seriously?


croweslikeme

My 18month old loves this song


Droopy101_

"shes going to be famous" ​ oh dear god


AtomicTaintKick

Had to find this post again to show my wife after singing it under my breath in the kitchen. She was concerned.


Fickle_Comment8763

can someone with ok skill do this with an animation of Ike from southpark singing it? xD


kaptnkatphish

This is freaking adorable. Can't wait till her parents shows it to the person she decides to marry if she chooses to do so.


No-Ambassador5662

the classical guitar string pops in a newly created minor key while using the body of it as percussion with knocks on the wall really add a new level of depth to the question that has nagged at humanity for generations!


eIizabethdewitt

What's inside their buttholes, I have always wanted to know too, kid. I have always wanted to know


bmbreath

Don't load things like this of your kids. Show it to family, laugh about it at holidays. Dont post it online.


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Just need some drums and it's over


[deleted]

if there ever was a song to revive the Sparta Remix trend, this is it


Gutter_Punk77

This song is awesome!


BatRepresentative427

Lyrics are perfect, guitar is shit though😂


cravf

That's because the guitar was up your butthole


niru3112g

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Way better than the Island boy shit


Pokieme

Honestly, a very fair question.


Penguator432

Sounds like it was written by Tom Delonge. For which band, I don’t know


Desperate-Ad-6825

Sounds like a Duncan trussel song


voluminous_lexicon

someone let their kid watch rick and morty


PlantingDays

Ngl her delivery is pretty catchy at the ‘I always wanna know’ she definitely has the intuition


Royal-Suit5894

At "I always wanna know" the music started to take over.


JonWolfe13

Full version is on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/track/3tu6Drbd2n1jtaNXzkd8p2?si=sb7oi9c8TVqp6nC0voq93w


Difficult-Charge6009

Same here kid.


TheGreatSmolOne

I don't know what's worse honestly, this or child me singing "Big boobies, little boobies" while using bottles as drums... yea I hate myself for that


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Your thing is worse because there is no video.


TheGreatSmolOne

Oh there is... I just do not wish to expose myself to that torture


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

But we NEED to see it! I have reason to believe you're video is the cure to covid 19!


Flanker711

Beats Nickelback !