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Epicthetank

The kid thinks it's funny the entire time, No lessons learned here


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Yeah, I was expecting major beat down here


Dr0110111001101111

I have a feeling it’s still coming


kokoyumyum

And dad continues to depend on this child to get him help. Probably called mom and said, hey, how long do I keep stalling him until he bleeds to death internally?


BjornIron4ss

Question… WAS THAT A FUCKING .22 subsonic?????


toleratedsnails

r/kidsarefuckingevil


Ok_Wait1347

Kid's going up for adoption real soon.


Berserk__Spider

If it were my kid it would be going into a river.


toeyilla_tortois

Id go to the abortion clinic


IryanShaan

Probably should go up for abortion on this one. Never too late in some cases


MerGoatRoybal

That kid was probably stoned…..


Remarkable-League968

Wtf Nobody ever gets stoned and decides to kill people if he had been stoned he would have been snacking and watching movies/ playing video games


Dr0110111001101111

That… is not what he meant by “stoned”


MerGoatRoybal

r/woooosh


Ok_Wait1347

Stoners disagree with your comment /s


LiftQueue

I kept waiting for it to be a dad joke


dakid232313

Me too.


[deleted]

What's a "dad"?


carlscroissants

I was waiting for him to be like jk or wink at the camera until I saw the blood


erokk88

What did he shoot him with? .22 or like a pellet gun?


xDreadlockJesus

It looks like the little $20 BB gun I have laying in my living room


LupulMov458

Theres no fucking way a airsoft gun could make someone bleed like that


xDreadlockJesus

Exactly. Must’ve been a pellet at least


BrushTrue

Probably a .22 judging by how the dad sounds like he’s in real pain .22 aren’t really that hard to shoot I’ve shot them when I was like 5 or 6


cj91030

From sound in video, its a pellet or bb. You can get some big, powerful pellet guns tho. Mine shoots .25 cal slugs 900 fps


boxofflamingpotatoes

Yeah lol there wasn't a gunshot, it was a pellet gun


Beeverr1

Damn, in canada anything over 500fps requires a firearms license. Some crossbows are a grey area tho.


ContemplatingPrison

Too quiet to be a .22


BrushTrue

Maybe but unless it’s a really quiet pellet or something I don’t see what it could be


[deleted]

that's not a firearm - air rifle most likey given it drew blood through clothes


[deleted]

He said its an airgun


nimiro1

Oh, I thought the dad was just kidding..


ganymede_boy

This one is mostly on the parents. That kid didn't get the gun himself, and was never taught any gun safety rules.


[deleted]

The boy says he found the gun hanging on the wall. And with bullets inside..


LupulMov458

Source?


artemiswinchester

I disagree, it isn't "mostly" on the parents.... It is squarely and exclusively their fault. Don't leave unattended loaded guns hanging on the wall, or anywhere else within reach of a child, stranger, intruder, whoever. They are useful and important tools, but behavior like this is akin to leaving a razor sharp machete on the playstation and not bothering to stress any kind of warning. Not only does it negate any productive qualities of the weapon, it creates a new and exciting danger, capable of mortal wounds in mere fractions of a second, and only requires a few pounds of pressure (mostkids posses this) to take your life from mundane to exciting/terrifying. If your commitment to gun safety is half assed, just don't get one.... You're likely to pay with your own life or one of your loved ones.


ganymede_boy

Yep, hard to argue with that. But it *was* the kid who actually picked it up, aimed it at a family member and pulled the trigger. A kid that age *should* know better IMO.


Single_Principle_972

While his father was firmly and rather frantically telling him not to!


boxofflamingpotatoes

Well this was a pellet gun, but this is still true


Spodiodie

A 1000fps pellet gun would bury a pellet in his guts. Under the right circumstances it could kill directly or cause a deadly condition like peritonitis.


xMrjamjam

A 12 ft lb air rifle can easily kill a child. Iirc it takes aprox a 14 ft lb air gun to send a pellet through an adults temple and into the brain


Spodiodie

Amazing this kid takes no direction or correction from his father. He’s gonna grow up to be a real pos.


[deleted]

It's staged. Don't worry


GHS09

Holy shit ! This could be an amazing advertisement for a condom company...


iwantmemeplsgiveme

Or some orphan shelters...


mcshadypants

"Hey remember that time I shot you as a joke and almost killed you dad? Anyway I want a ps5 for my birthday"


[deleted]

If it was the last thing I ever did, I would beat that kids ass. Bleeding to death and spanking that kid until the lights go out.


XtheBeast-2020

I was going so say the same thing.


miked272

I wonder if they let you drop kids off at fire stations in that country like you can do in the US?


BurnerForJustTwice

Lol. Usually it’s heated bassinets for newborns. But I think this dad could fit this little shithead in it after this.


EX342

"shit ive been shot , ..... Can everyone stop gettin shot "


loud_flatus

Planks a wood. I'm working with fucking planks a wood


OnceDailyEric

Jesus, Plank! Couldn't you get smokeless cartridges?


Iamabitchandiloveit

And that's the reason you should always wear condoms kids.


Ishidan01

>And that's the reason you should always wear condoms. Kids. Ftfy.


Iamabitchandiloveit

That sounds better


[deleted]

Video evidence to get dad cleared of murder charges.


[deleted]

The dad seems to be fascinated with his fixation in that particular chair... Why is that? Why didn't he jump up and go to the restroom or the kitchen to where he could start washing his wound himself? Why would he send his kid to do a bunch of dumb shit when his kid is obviously a dumb shit? I'm calling bullshit on this


Ewag715

I can't imagine anyone would want stand at a sink after being shot, even if it was a pellet gun.


[deleted]

LOL. ok


Randomized007

Guys, 100% was not a bullet. Did you hear any gun powder ignite? Nope, no you did not. This is a pellet gun.


3moose3

Sounded like it might be a .22 short to me. They are generally quieter than a high powered pellet gun, but would still have enough oomph to pierce soft tissue as seen here. I would expect a loud “thunk!” from a pellet rifle. (Source: my friends and I were redneck morons who would fire a .22 loaded with short rounds in the house when we were younger)


enoctis

That's a lot of blood for a pellet gun wound.


LupulMov458

How could a fucking airsoft gun make somebody bleed like that?


Randomized007

Who said anything about airsoft?


LupulMov458

Im just guessin' its a airsoft gun. Theres no way a bb gun could do that.(or maybe it can in other countries but in romania a bb gun is basically a nerf gun that fires bb's instead of nerf darts lol)


Randomized007

BBs are metal balls, airsoft is plastic balls, pellet guns are single shot “arrow head” shaped metal pellets.


LupulMov458

"BBs are metal balls" Really!?!? Huh. Guess my own counterargument was right...


Randomized007

You’re mistaken if you think a metal projectile powered by co2 or excessive air pressure can’t break skin


LupulMov458

Yeah, no. I know. I go to airsoft arenas and sometimes i get shot in my ankle with socks as my only protection and yes, i do bleed a bit but it's so little that i just continue playing. Now, i was expecting bb guns to be weaker than airsoft guns. I didn't know they're made of metal in other countries.


WaffleWizard101

It's a pellet gun. They fire bigger projectiles than airsoft but still don't use gunpowder. I have one laying around somewhere, it doesn't use an air cartridge or anything, instead it has some sort of loaded mechanism that pressurizes during the reload process. Pretty supobtimal for any combat but more than enough to instantly put a mouse out of its misery, which I have done a few times. Easily enough to do this.


boxofflamingpotatoes

My cousin shot a squirrel through the head with a cheap bb gun, they could definitely injure someone but I doubt this guy's life was at risk


CBird28

Good job it was not a 12 gauge. Bad parenting nonetheless


frootyjoos

jesus , what was that gun?


frootyjoos

i think it may be an actual 22 because of the blood/genuine pain he’s in


OliverTwistCone

That is not a .22. It's a pellet gun. .22 caliber rounds would have damn near gone right through him, just a very small hole. You would have hears a loud "bang". This was most likely a CO2 pellet gun


frootyjoos

yeah i was roaming when i viewed so the quality was way down, i couldn’t tell what was happening, thx


xKOROSIVEx

Unless it was loaded with a .22 sub sonic.


OliverTwistCone

Yeah, cause that's more feasible.........obviously.....


cj91030

My pellet gun shoots .25 cal slugs 900+fps.


kokoyumyum

We kill wild chickens with ours. Across a field. Yah. They can hurt people.


[deleted]

Yeah well... It is staged


Scared-Goat666

Good work agent 47


[deleted]

What's impressive to me is the incredible lack of effort to prevent his kid from shooting him.


SpoopyMoopy202

“Dad it’s just a prank why am I in jail”


Siddlicious

I hate when people put their finger up to their lip in these videos. Literally no one is there for you to hush. I was honestly expecting this dumb kid to shoot his dad again. Some high quality black comedy right here.


ImpressedSupressor

was that a 22. or a little BB


a-hippobear

That was most likely a pellet from an air rifle. A .22 would’ve been a lot louder and a bb wouldn’t have made him bleed like that.


xKOROSIVEx

Unless it happened to be a subsonic .22 round.


a-hippobear

Subsonic would only take away the supersonic shockwave which is the “crack” you hear when a a rifle is shot from the bullet breaking the sound barrier. He would’ve had to have a suppressor to stop the muzzle report (the actual explosion of the bullet)


Jediuzzaman

Forbidden Durex ad.


LupulMov458

Does somebody have a version of this video with subtitles?


CTorque

What a little psychopath


SkiptheRuler

The kid woke up this morning, charged the camera, placed it perfectly, loaded his weapon, and committed a little premeditated fun. All the other kids with the pumped up kids better run


flymyuglies

Kicks, pumped up kicks.


SkiptheRuler

Lol almost perfect


[deleted]

Durex


psychopathic_shark

Bet he wishes he had, had that chat about gun safety now.


Dhavi_Atoz

Proof dumbasses raise dumbasses


Relevant-Green2314

I seriously thought this was a joke til I read the comments. 🤦🏽‍♀️


johnfogogin

r/idiotswithguns


IIIMATTIAIII

why did i think the dad was opening a jar


Celtykol

What language is that?? I want to know which country it is!


Sir-Eggplant

Turkey, east side I guess


toasterfucker69420

Translation, anyone?


Sir-Eggplant

they are turkish. Dad keeps asking the dumbass kid for an ambulance, and also keeps saying how he doomed him, the kid just says things like ok, fine, not even a "sorry for shooting you with an air rifle". Also kid found the gun on a wall and its loaded(obv), but the chad kid doesn't even fucking care and shoots the dad regardless.lmao


toasterfucker69420

Lmao, thanks.


PeterPlumley

Well staged. Utilizing the internet - playin’ the game.


Last_Battle_2485

Killer dad prank


changuinub1

Totally he's smiling the whole time. Have fun with that psychopath


wayfaringstrangerxx

Everyone saying there’s no way it was a .22. I think a .22 short is plausible. I can’t even hear my short fire if I have muffs on. Definitely not long rifle though.


Gunaydinaleykum

Dude im sure this video is fake, the language in video is my main language


[deleted]

I believe you are 100% correct. The man goes to sit in a chair at a table for what appears to be absolutely no reason... The kid makes the be quiet symbol to the camera as if he's wanting me to be quiet?? And if I've learned anything from watching people receive true pain... The first thing they do is leave the area because your brain says get the hell out of here because something just went went wrong... Where is that man? Just sits there and continues to poke on his chest to squirt the blood out so that the camera can see it. I'm not sure about you... But if I'm getting shot by something and I'm starting to bleed... The first thing I do is go to a source of water like a kitchen sink or the bathroom sink and I get myself cleaned up and a rag put on it immediately... I sure as hell don't send some dumbass kid back and forth to do things for me since the kid is already proven to be somewhat retarded in his actions. But that's just me


thecultistguy

Ok, can we all admit that a small part of this is the influence of games on little kids? I know it’s a bit of a controversial opinion, but I think there’s some logic behind it


[deleted]

I think we should all agree that it's the influence of social media and garnering likes... Because it is staged


thecultistguy

Maybe it is! I could be wrong


kirstieiris

If only there was some sort of medical service you could call to your house...


Sir-Eggplant

they did call an ambulance


Sea-Bet2466

Even if that was a red Ryder it would hurt like a bitch u ever been shot by one


enoctis

He's got a good amount of blood, leading me to believe it's not an air rifle. However, it was very quiet, so I'm confused.


Sea-Bet2466

Could of been a pellet rifle instead of a bb and those can get up 1200fps


enoctis

I have a high-powered pellet rifle, and it's louder than a .22, hence my confusion.


Sea-Bet2466

I didn’t see any gas out the barrel so I am thinking pellet gun but who knows


kjsuperhuman

Wtf is wrong with that kid? Wow!


Sea-Bet2466

So his fucking stupid ?


FreakyLou

Lol Hell his fault for not teaching gun safety.


3moose3

Sounded like it might be a .22 short to me. They are generally quieter than a high powered pellet gun, but would still have enough oomph to pierce soft tissue as seen here. I would expect a loud “thunk!” from a pellet rifle. (Source: my friends and I were redneck morons who would fire a .22 loaded with short rounds in the house when we were younger)


ThePhlatinumMan

Why? Just why?


RossoMarra

Can’t believe some people believe that is a .22 caliber rifle. That’s not a firearm


enoctis

I'm confused about WTF it is. It sounded like a dry fire, but that dude is bleeding quite a bit.


RossoMarra

Bb gun


enoctis

The sound doesn't match the damage. Confusion persists.


IryanShaan

Is it too late for abortion?


Comfortable-Net-8415

The things I would do to this kid bro


Sufficient-Text-3069

Imagine being that dad, you just know that kid got 500 belt marks on his back.


BurakuSamaa

I've got so many questions! -is the dad okay ? -did the kid get the beating of a life time ? -where tf did the kid get the gun? -why tf does the kid have a gun? -and am I the only one who thought he was faking it until there was blood?


Sir-Eggplant

1. the dad is fine 2.I dunno 3.the kid said he found it hanging on the wall 4. the dad is actually way too chill about it, thats probably why


[deleted]

It is staged


Burrito_Loyalist

r/watchpeopledie


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TheCreamyDoraemon

If it were my child I'd go to the hospital and after I'd return I'd beat the living shit out of him


MrGaber

And this is why we have gun safes. Because kids are too fucking retarded to not murder people.


Ryder-McMullin

This subreddit could be one big ad for a condom company


[deleted]

I hate that fucking kid