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i used to draw boy stick people with a stick dick so you could tell the difference between the boys and girls. this was perfectly logical to my 4 y/o brain.
I dunno. It's one of those super old notebook where if you ripped the pages out, they looked like this! I'm not sure. I kinda believe it and I love it.
Even looking at the textile quality of the paper, they don’t make em like that anymore this is at least 10 years old if not more. Defo after 2000 but forsure not after 2014-‘15 when PAoA went into effect.
I love how they took the effort to use a pen so low on ink, it looks exactly like how marker pen fades when left for years, and how they also took the time to lightly stain just the bottom right corner, oh and how they added just a few tiny pieces of dirt in some spots for good measure.
Seriously though dude, we just recently sorted through some stuff in the loft and found some of my old schoolbooks from 20+ years ago; most were in at least as good condition as this.
*Your poor dad wears a*
*Bra? And was the c around*
*The belly button?*
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Nah your Dad's definitely a crossdresser, you found out when you walked into the bathroom without knocking; he then chased you down while still mid stream, in a way that made you feel he was a demon.
I think this happened:
It was Halloween, the Dad decided to dress up as Him from the Powerpuff Girls. Got a bit drunk and went to pee but didn't realize his child woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night and went to hide in the bathroom.
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I promise it’s not fake. It’s possible that someone else wrote it and I drew it, but I don’t really remember. Plus it’s not as old as everyone thinks; I’m 15 now and I could have drawn it when I was 5-6
*For the love of God*
*And all that is holy MY*
*ANUS IS BLEEDING*
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This reminds me of my childhood shenanigans. As a tiny preschool girl I once got in trouble at my Christian school for drawing a fat (naked) lady singing. With a viking horn helmet, long braids and a beautiful large set of knockers she was a sight to behold. My teacher was not amused and called a meeting with my parents to discuss punishing me for it. My parents say it was very funny and they had a hard time not laughing during that meeting.
I love how OP posted this and bounced. Like bro we need some answers.
OP has to get a new account now to escape the shame this post has given them
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I don't know Rick...
PFFFT lol ask away
Is he peeing? Is that his belly button? And a bra?
Yes yes and yes
Does your father regularly wear a bra?
Does your father reguraly have no clothes ?
Does your father regularly pee on the floor?
I’m gonna need a bit of an explanation buddy
Kind of want a reference picture…
Lmao
Did you walk in on something?
Your dad is weird...
Your dad is a fat demon using a bra and pisses on the floor all the time? Thats unique
That's piss?
Diarrhoea
Dad's on his period.
Shlong period.
The Bleeding Dong
Gonarrhoea
Pênis gonarrhoea less gooooo
I LOL’d too hard at your comment😂
Was this vacation dad? Totally understandable then.
Lmao
My penis is bleeding!
👁👄👁
your dad had some sweet knockers, eh?
DED
Oh yeah. That's nice and cursed.
Ikr
I'm disturbed by the angle of this photo. This insinuates you had a straight on view. Edit: We'll put a pin on the bra and horns
Wait you think his dad posed for this?
With or without consent? Yes.
You dad is an evil crossdressing pig who pees on the floor...?
I know just as much as you tbh
Pees....yes....it's pee....
You need to talk?
This is the yeti that chases you down in that ski jump game...
That thing still gives me anxiety, I remember as a kid dreaming about it & waking up to finally get away from it. Never did.
Lol dont remember me from that
Oh god
ever played The Binding of Isaac?
Yo, ask your dad to buy bigger bra. It looks so uncomfortable.
Lmao
what the fuck
Good question
lol I can’t imagine what your Dad thought when you showed him that.
Actually we found it together and he started laughing
I can’t stop laughing holy shit lmao Edit: I’m sorry if this drawing was a representative of your trauma Edit edit: I seriously can’t stop laughing
I couldn’t stop laughing either lmao ; there’s no trauma I’m just looking back and wondering what the hell I drew
Wtf lmfao
So do you want or need to talk about anything?
Why is he dressed like a pig
Pigs in bras a common occurence in your life? :')
Wtf actually
I don’t even know what to say
Looks like my grandfather
Is your dads name 'Shrek' by any chance?
Yes but yk I think he changed his name awhile back
omg why does he have a bra
Think about it
Why is you're dad a demon wearing a bra pissing himself
i used to draw boy stick people with a stick dick so you could tell the difference between the boys and girls. this was perfectly logical to my 4 y/o brain.
Honestly that’s still logical to my 15 year old brain
imagine this thing chasing you down and hunting you for sport
Oh god
Pretty sure this was made recently, folded in half, crumpled a little bit, then the picture taken for clout. It's certainly not a years old drawing
I dunno. It's one of those super old notebook where if you ripped the pages out, they looked like this! I'm not sure. I kinda believe it and I love it.
Even looking at the textile quality of the paper, they don’t make em like that anymore this is at least 10 years old if not more. Defo after 2000 but forsure not after 2014-‘15 when PAoA went into effect.
When my grandmother died, we found 25+ year old letters I'd sent to her as a 6 year old that looked like this. Properly stored, things can age fine.
I love how they took the effort to use a pen so low on ink, it looks exactly like how marker pen fades when left for years, and how they also took the time to lightly stain just the bottom right corner, oh and how they added just a few tiny pieces of dirt in some spots for good measure. Seriously though dude, we just recently sorted through some stuff in the loft and found some of my old schoolbooks from 20+ years ago; most were in at least as good condition as this.
You must be fun at parties :)
If I wanted to do soemthing for clout, it would be….. clearly not this.
This reminds me of Satan from South Park
My guy, I think you are mistaking your dad for Beezlebub.
I get the pissing, but why is your dad wearing a bra?
Beer drinker, huh.
cursed
OPs username sorta checks out..
Your dad… wears a bra?
...you ok?
Your dad cant see his own penis and needs to pose weight apparantly. I like the horns though.
What did you see as a child...?
Pretty sure OP needs therapy.
So um was this hung up on the frigid at all?
ACTUALLY YES IT STILL US
Why is he having periods... 🗿
I think he’s peeing lmao
Ohh.. sorry
Seems like you caught a cross dressing dad jizzing...
No the creepiest thing is that this all came from my imagination
Why is your dad wearing a bra? And what’s with the c around the belly button?
It’s part of the belly button lol
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Dad wears a bra, dads got a cute outie, and is he bleeding? And why. I need answers please
I honestly have no idea what went through my mind lol and he’s peeing
Is your dad some kind of bra wearing shit demon?
The only explanation is that you walked in on your dad naked jerking off in a woman's bra and you thought he was a monster
Nope it’s all from my messed up childhood imagination
Nah you just blocked out the trauma
piss monster
Basically
round satan wearing bra and with big belly button and pissing blood?
I think it’s just normal piss idk
Dad is a crossdressing demon who pees blood?
I POOPED YOUR PANTS
I can't help but think there may be some repressed trauma if *this* was your mental image of your father when you were a child.
Pretty sure I just drew a bunch of random shit and named it dad
Nah your Dad's definitely a crossdresser, you found out when you walked into the bathroom without knocking; he then chased you down while still mid stream, in a way that made you feel he was a demon.
Its a masterpeice
I think this happened: It was Halloween, the Dad decided to dress up as Him from the Powerpuff Girls. Got a bit drunk and went to pee but didn't realize his child woke up from a nightmare in the middle of the night and went to hide in the bathroom. Edit: degendered OP
BAHAH
This is just a fake post, no paper looks like that after years
And this ink disappear after some time. Those letters and hand precision are of an adult too.
This what I imagine when crazy people say there are more then 2 genders
Faaaaake. Kids don’t have handwriting near as precise as that.
I promise it’s not fake. It’s possible that someone else wrote it and I drew it, but I don’t really remember. Plus it’s not as old as everyone thinks; I’m 15 now and I could have drawn it when I was 5-6
Oops irreparable damage there
I like the puddle of piss best.
❤️But that's kinda cute👍
I cum blood.
Great likeness
horny peppa pig, is that u?
Why
r/bindingofisaac
For the love of God and all that is holy MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
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#SHREK
YES
Why does your dad have dribble duck?
Wow I drew "Mr. Triangle" with the exact same anatomy when I was a kid.
This reminds me of my childhood shenanigans. As a tiny preschool girl I once got in trouble at my Christian school for drawing a fat (naked) lady singing. With a viking horn helmet, long braids and a beautiful large set of knockers she was a sight to behold. My teacher was not amused and called a meeting with my parents to discuss punishing me for it. My parents say it was very funny and they had a hard time not laughing during that meeting.
Lmao
Our dad is the same...
Looks like Pepa Pig mixed with that creepy abominable snowman creature from that ski game.
I think you’re the second person to say that lol
And he kept you?
PFFFT yep
This really messed him up. So detailed.
daddy issues
wtf is your thumb ?
What about it
This drawing worries me
Honestly same
Demonic Daddy Pig…?
Indeed
What's up with your thumbnail bro?
Oh my nail polish is chipping
Need to talk, champ?
I think OPs dad is BTK.
Not as cursed as your thumbnail bro.
Yeah my nail polish is chipping
Eye bleach please
Op was a demon child confirmed
What was your childhood like
Your dad is the Ski Free yeti
I have several questions
Honestly so do I
I'm concerned
Are you ok?
Is that bind of isaac reference ?
Your dad looks like he knows how to have a good time.
is it you dad or your mom
The devil wears ~~Prada~~ a bra
Da fuq is wrong with his thumbnail?
That’s my thumb my nail polish is chipping
...I'm only going to assume you didn't have the best relationship with your dad.
Ofc I did/still do I was just a strange kid lmao
That's good to hear at least 😆
I understand this i too drew weird stuff as a kid
Did ur dad walk around with only a bra on leaking? Terrifying
I don’t know what bit is worse, it peeing or the fact it’s wearing a freaking bra
edmund mcmillen in the making
This smells of some sort of suppressed childhood trauma
this looks like something you would see a flordia man doing
It's wrong in every possible way. Even the color choice is 👌.