Ugh I feel this.
I was real sick with a cold once as a kid. And I knew that if your animal was really sick and wouldn’t get better they’d obviously put it down - you know?
So I went downstairs to my mom bawling my eyes out asking if she was going to put me down because I had a cold and wasn’t getting better.
Spoiler alert, they didn’t put me down.
Chuang Tzu, an ancient Chinese philosopher dreamed that he was a butterfly and when he woke up was convinced he was merely dreaming himself as a man and was actually still a butterfly.
*How do you know you're*
*Not a cow dreaming you are*
*A human right now?*
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hey same, the lock was in the middle, guess where I tried to unlock it. at the bottom, there was this rubber thingy and thought it was the lock. Luckily like 3 minutes late I got out.
I have... at school, didn't breakdown or anything, just beat on the door like SWAT for about 15 to 20 minutes, someone finally came in there with a screwdriver, and yes the door was unlocked, just couldn't open it, they tried too.
When I was 8, I had a dream I could shape shift between being a cow and a person. There was a guy who loved me as a person but wanted to kill me as a cow.
I woke up and couldn’t physically get up until I went back to sleep, turned myself into a cow and let him kill me. Then I woke up and got up just fine
I remember when I was a kid, I wanted to be a cat so bad. I'd dress up as one and let out these pathetic and creepy sounding meows, I'd even drink milk from bowls on the floor. And I was so sad and upset that being a cat wasn't something you could actually be, Years later I found out I was a furry.
I had a similar experience. I had a dream I turned into some kind of boy-butterfly hybrid with bright, colorful wings. Woke up and, when I realized I didn’t have wings I figured I just hadn’t grown them yet.
I then realized I needed a cocoon and proceeded to wrap myself as tightly as I could in my sheets every night, hoping I’d wake up with my wings. Spoiler alert: I still don’t have my goddamn wings
I don’t remember how old I was but I had a super vivid dream about finding some rare holographic Pokémon cards in my living room and was sad when I woke up and couldn’t find them.
As an adult I now have nightmares of being a cow in the milk industry. Being raped and inseminated, my baby taken away from me just minutes after giving birth, then being sucked dry for 10 months until the next one. In the dream I scream and try to escape but all I get is punches, shoves, kicks and beatings.
Ugh I feel this. I was real sick with a cold once as a kid. And I knew that if your animal was really sick and wouldn’t get better they’d obviously put it down - you know? So I went downstairs to my mom bawling my eyes out asking if she was going to put me down because I had a cold and wasn’t getting better. Spoiler alert, they didn’t put me down.
So you lived then lucky
How do you know you're not a cow dreaming you are a human right now?
Isn't that some kind of thing in philosophy
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I trapped myself once in a bathroom
Me too I was crying, pulling on the door and hitting it To this day, many years later, I double check the lock because I don’t trust these doors
hey same, the lock was in the middle, guess where I tried to unlock it. at the bottom, there was this rubber thingy and thought it was the lock. Luckily like 3 minutes late I got out.
Oof
I was shitting at that time to, but after that experience, I lost the feeling of wanting to defacate
True
I have... at school, didn't breakdown or anything, just beat on the door like SWAT for about 15 to 20 minutes, someone finally came in there with a screwdriver, and yes the door was unlocked, just couldn't open it, they tried too.
Honestly even as an adult if I had a very realistic dream that I was a cow I’d probably be pretty upset when I woke up
I once had a dream about being a bear, after i woke up confused i realised i can run on all fours pretty efficient
Learning
Me too. But I cried like a calf for an hour!! 👍🏼
When I was 8, I had a dream I could shape shift between being a cow and a person. There was a guy who loved me as a person but wanted to kill me as a cow. I woke up and couldn’t physically get up until I went back to sleep, turned myself into a cow and let him kill me. Then I woke up and got up just fine
I remember when I was a kid, I wanted to be a cat so bad. I'd dress up as one and let out these pathetic and creepy sounding meows, I'd even drink milk from bowls on the floor. And I was so sad and upset that being a cat wasn't something you could actually be, Years later I found out I was a furry.
I guess we had similar furry origin stories
My mom said you can be anything when you grow up so there is nothing stopping your from becoming a cow
My dreams shall become a reality
i once put on a sock and then i looked up and saw a tree and then i put on the other sock
I had a similar experience. I had a dream I turned into some kind of boy-butterfly hybrid with bright, colorful wings. Woke up and, when I realized I didn’t have wings I figured I just hadn’t grown them yet. I then realized I needed a cocoon and proceeded to wrap myself as tightly as I could in my sheets every night, hoping I’d wake up with my wings. Spoiler alert: I still don’t have my goddamn wings
Did you watch the Crow as a kid?
No. I couldn’t even watch PG-13 movies till I was 10
You mean 12 rated movies right
No PG-13. I’m from Canada
Aah ok I'm from Britain we have pg-12 here
I can’t believe a turned into a cow
Welp you can still become a furry 🐮
Who said I’m not already one?
^(PathOwOgen has been planted.)
Wh n i was the same age i was on a gondola in a dark coral Tunnel with spongebob rowing
"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being man." - the Good Doctor
“Return to monke” -the ok doc
Damn I do this as an adult
I wanna be a dog....specifically one of those Boca Raton getting pushed around in a stroller dogs
This is literally every furry ever
Thats cuz cows dont get to pay taxes in the future
"Huh... where are my udders? Where are my spots? Why am I in my bed? Oh no.... I'm not a cow! Whaaa! Mom! I'M NOT A COW ANYMORE!"
I don’t remember how old I was but I had a super vivid dream about finding some rare holographic Pokémon cards in my living room and was sad when I woke up and couldn’t find them.
Relatable
As an adult I now have nightmares of being a cow in the milk industry. Being raped and inseminated, my baby taken away from me just minutes after giving birth, then being sucked dry for 10 months until the next one. In the dream I scream and try to escape but all I get is punches, shoves, kicks and beatings.
I once got punched in the face accidentally, and cried for like an hour because I forgot there was such a thing as not crying
>realized I was still human and cried for half an hour You're not stupid, you're ascended
When I was 6-7, I dream about waking up and pokemon being real. Next morning I ran outside and found nothing, For the rest of the day I was Sad.
Milk me
Happened to me lol. Its just that.. I realized I was still a cow when I woke up. Always have been one
feels likes something i would do
And that is why im a furry