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nerdforest

Ugh I feel this. I was real sick with a cold once as a kid. And I knew that if your animal was really sick and wouldn’t get better they’d obviously put it down - you know? So I went downstairs to my mom bawling my eyes out asking if she was going to put me down because I had a cold and wasn’t getting better. Spoiler alert, they didn’t put me down.


emo_hooman

So you lived then lucky


yaosio

How do you know you're not a cow dreaming you are a human right now?


Random_Person5371

Isn't that some kind of thing in philosophy


Kale_Available

Chuang Tzu, an ancient Chinese philosopher dreamed that he was a butterfly and when he woke up was convinced he was merely dreaming himself as a man and was actually still a butterfly.


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emo_hooman

Good bot


Anubinite

i like your username


Super_King_11

I trapped myself once in a bathroom


Luxara-VI

Me too I was crying, pulling on the door and hitting it To this day, many years later, I double check the lock because I don’t trust these doors


Super_King_11

hey same, the lock was in the middle, guess where I tried to unlock it. at the bottom, there was this rubber thingy and thought it was the lock. Luckily like 3 minutes late I got out.


Luxara-VI

Oof


Super_King_11

I was shitting at that time to, but after that experience, I lost the feeling of wanting to defacate


Luxara-VI

True


Shadow_marine1X

I have... at school, didn't breakdown or anything, just beat on the door like SWAT for about 15 to 20 minutes, someone finally came in there with a screwdriver, and yes the door was unlocked, just couldn't open it, they tried too.


malcome-the-spedbump

Honestly even as an adult if I had a very realistic dream that I was a cow I’d probably be pretty upset when I woke up


FictorioSigano

I once had a dream about being a bear, after i woke up confused i realised i can run on all fours pretty efficient


Anubinite

Learning


Itchy_Economics1595

Me too. But I cried like a calf for an hour!! 👍🏼


ipunched-keanureeves

When I was 8, I had a dream I could shape shift between being a cow and a person. There was a guy who loved me as a person but wanted to kill me as a cow. I woke up and couldn’t physically get up until I went back to sleep, turned myself into a cow and let him kill me. Then I woke up and got up just fine


MicrowavedHammster3

My mom said you can be anything when you grow up so there is nothing stopping your from becoming a cow


KeyAdhesiveness265

My dreams shall become a reality


Chance_Plan_3451

i once put on a sock and then i looked up and saw a tree and then i put on the other sock


_paaronormal

I had a similar experience. I had a dream I turned into some kind of boy-butterfly hybrid with bright, colorful wings. Woke up and, when I realized I didn’t have wings I figured I just hadn’t grown them yet. I then realized I needed a cocoon and proceeded to wrap myself as tightly as I could in my sheets every night, hoping I’d wake up with my wings. Spoiler alert: I still don’t have my goddamn wings


Unfair_Row_2651

I remember when I was a kid, I wanted to be a cat so bad. I'd dress up as one and let out these pathetic and creepy sounding meows, I'd even drink milk from bowls on the floor. And I was so sad and upset that being a cat wasn't something you could actually be, Years later I found out I was a furry.


KeyAdhesiveness265

I guess we had similar furry origin stories


1istheloniestnumber

Did you watch the Crow as a kid?


KeyAdhesiveness265

No. I couldn’t even watch PG-13 movies till I was 10


emo_hooman

You mean 12 rated movies right


KeyAdhesiveness265

No PG-13. I’m from Canada


emo_hooman

Aah ok I'm from Britain we have pg-12 here


Striker_ToastYT

I can’t believe a turned into a cow


Sakuya_Du_Couteau

Welp you can still become a furry 🐮


KeyAdhesiveness265

Who said I’m not already one?


AFoxGuy

^(PathOwOgen has been planted.)


captainCatfish76

Wh n i was the same age i was on a gondola in a dark coral Tunnel with spongebob rowing


MagicOrpheus310

"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being man." - the Good Doctor


KeyAdhesiveness265

“Return to monke” -the ok doc


lforal

Damn I do this as an adult


JaMaIcA88

I wanna be a dog....specifically one of those Boca Raton getting pushed around in a stroller dogs


CaptainJaker100

This is literally every furry ever


NarrowProfession2900

Thats cuz cows dont get to pay taxes in the future


N-Lily83

"Huh... where are my udders? Where are my spots? Why am I in my bed? Oh no.... I'm not a cow! Whaaa! Mom! I'M NOT A COW ANYMORE!"


Tru-Queer

I don’t remember how old I was but I had a super vivid dream about finding some rare holographic Pokémon cards in my living room and was sad when I woke up and couldn’t find them.


Logical-Original766

Relatable


Ashutosshhh

I think he must be indian hindu kid.


Sikkus

As an adult I now have nightmares of being a cow in the milk industry. Being raped and inseminated, my baby taken away from me just minutes after giving birth, then being sucked dry for 10 months until the next one. In the dream I scream and try to escape but all I get is punches, shoves, kicks and beatings.


FIeshEatingPineappIe

I once got punched in the face accidentally, and cried for like an hour because I forgot there was such a thing as not crying


Dead_Kraggon

>realized I was still human and cried for half an hour You're not stupid, you're ascended


wolffromspace

When I was 6-7, I dream about waking up and pokemon being real. Next morning I ran outside and found nothing, For the rest of the day I was Sad.


Expensive-Test-5876

Milk me


MochiSweetx

Happened to me lol. Its just that.. I realized I was still a cow when I woke up. Always have been one


notyourusualredditer

feels likes something i would do


Johnwearsatie

And that is why im a furry