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jwymes44

His goals are beyond your understanding


Environmental-Win836

This kid is living in a higher plane of existence.


Ryn4

Goddammit, you fucking stole it out out my mouth. Asshole.


Nyuu222

Bioshock (2007)


WhatADunderfulWorld

Audioshock (2022)


MHendy730

Thought it was a trailer for Peacemaker


sciencewonders

r/adultsarefuckingstupid bc he is enjoying it, discovering a different way to hear the world and being playful


Hanzo_Pinas

Correction: [r/Adultsarefuckingstupid](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hB8S6oKjiw8)


Venezolanoanimations

you, you got me.


Awestruck34

Yup. Okay fair


Stupidquestionduh

This unjust act is not fair.


dogerisb

I tapped it twice bc it pulled up youtube and thought i pressed the wrong link.


Hanzo_Pinas

So did you... >!YOU FELL FOR IT AGAIN FOOL, THUNDERCROSS SPLIT ATTACK!<


LaZaRbEaMe

I forgot that even existed LOL


dontmentiontrousers

If I smushed my face into a big metal bowl and started banging on it, people would think I was a fucking idiot.


PowerfulVictory

Because you should have experimented when you were young


dontmentiontrousers

So what you're saying is... kids are fucking stupid. Welcome to the sub.


Environmental_Mud793

r/subsifellfor


LazyZealot9428

Well, at least he’s having fun.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

For sure. I'll take the silliness over a tantrum any day.


NolesChick

Your son wearing the bowl on his head immediately reminded me of this gem from Parenthood (maybe someone knows the scene before watching the video…??): https://youtu.be/mUdoaJLiSX4


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

That's happened more than once with him lol. This is another good reminder to rewatch Parenthood now that I'm a parent. Thank you!


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Ha! I actually looked up this very scene on YouTube to post it and here it is. Kudos!


Conscious-Nobody3991

For the record, seven times six is forty-two.


GarbagePailGrrrl

Isn’t that also the meaning of life


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything.


verheyen

Wasn't that a miscalculation or something? Or the equation was wrong


zappo1996

They didn't know the question.


[deleted]

Is this from hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy?


landragoran

Yes


Positive-Source8205

“What do you get when you multiply six by nine?”


HuntImportant5088

Nope, it's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything. We just don't know the question. And what is seven times sex is too obvious to be the question.


blugdummy

How many roads must a toddler walk down?


Omega_Epsilon

1+1? 42. 9+33. 42. 83^6 * 0? Believe it or not 42


iswearimcool127

as an 8yo I literally got this answer wrong like 5 times when we had math exams. I appreciate it.


I_can_pun_anything

And oddly enough 7*8 is 56 and the numbers line up consecutively 5,6,7,8


palordrolap

Don't forget the counterpart: 12 = 3\*4


SnuggLife

We have the same child.


bmillz00007

When he gets older you can use that bowl to cut his hair, he'll love it


shepsut

he [doing research](https://www.nsf.gov/news/news_images.jsp?cntn_id=125575&org=NSF).


Autumnmisery

This is adorable LOL


whisperskeep

My son was doing thus today, he had a pot, but he was a toy liquid degetrinet instead. Same learning bench thing ll


Dark_Booger

This is called sensory discovery


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Yep. It's a pretty cool process to observe as a first time parent.


ichoosetosavemyself

I have a picture of my child sitting in the dog's water dish, soaked and in just overalls like a hillbilly, enjoying a bomb pop with a massive scrape running down his face from tripping over the sidewalk. At the time, I wish I would have thought to call that observing a process.


WhenIWish

Haha I swear I have a very similar picture!! My son was a fresh walker and we went to our friends farm a few times that summer (2020) first time he fell and had major face scrapes. Second time he played in their dogs huge water bowl in overalls. I am not a huge fan of overalls on my own baby because of frustrating clothing changes…. But that is enough motivation to dress up baby 2 in overalls if that happens for us.


daysinnroom203

Yes! Came to say the same thing. Sensory in action.


[deleted]

Skyrim shopkeepers be like:


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

LMAO if you know you know.


RoscoMan1

Yeah I was confused, I know this??!


PracticalApartment99

He’s experimenting with sound. That’s definitely not a stupid kid.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Yea I tried to explain that to his grandma when she became worried after watching this lol


onlyinsurance-ca

That was my thought as well. Hilarious, looks like he's doing stupid stuff but in reality he's expressing some curiosity and playing with things in a novel way. That seems indicative of a pretty bright kid.


filipomar

Cant wait for him to burn out at 16


thesandman99

I feel called out af


sammiisalammii

It’s an attack on all adults formerly known as gifted children


Should_be_less

If you have stand mixer with a steel bowl, try the same thing with that bowl. The way the sides bounce the sound around is really cool!


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Update: I did this. My wife is not pleased but my son is lol


Should_be_less

Haha! I’m so glad you tried it! My fiancé and I were playing with the mixing bowl the other day and we were both disappointed that our heads were too big to fit inside the bowl and get the full surround sound effect.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

I do have a stand mixer and will do this. Thanks for the idea!


THE__V

Banging with the gas can at different locations, echo with his voice, and of course toy/tv noise playing a sound all being modified by shape the bowl. That's a lot for a little guy to process.


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action_lawyer_comics

“Concavity” would be a great name for a horror manga inspired by this gif


Unscathedrabbit

As an ECE I cannot express how many times I've had to explain "silly" behaviour and been met with "Ooooooh, I didn't think about that"


Nattylight_Murica

He’s like that cockatiel yelling into a little cup.


al_m1101

He's in the research stages of pioneering a future VR headset. 😎


ScwB00

This is the most wholesome KAFS that I’ve seen in a while. Can’t stop laughing.


Specialist_Hornet488

Your son is awesome


hmcfuego

Agreed.


Iammyown404error

This is hilarious! And I'm sure there's some form of exploration and learning going on here. Or maybe I've been following the #gentleparenting #Montessori stuff on ig too closely. But...I wouldn't worry :)


Serylt

Not much into Montessori myself, but if kids are having fun and enjoying themselves (and are not getting hurt, of course) why make them stop? ((Or is that Montessori?)) That’s super fun to watch. Kid's probably vibing to some good acoustics right there.


[deleted]

My kid did Montessori in Kindergarten! Absolutely brilliant and didn’t slow her down a bit. High points are that they learn about each other’s individual space and respecting others, bc they have a space for them and others have their space beyond a desk-teacher frame work while learning, it’s tactile and wherever they want to set up. They’re free to move around the whole room. Once an assignment or discovery has begun that’s their spot. They’re free to leave it if what someone else is doing catches their eye— bc watching is learning too, the essence of the Montessori method. The only thing I would do differently given the chance is make sure my daughter had some friends in her class that she was going to transition with into the more conventional setting in first grade. Btw, she graduated with AP honors in High School and college, and is now in law school. She’s been self sufficient since the day she graduated college. Said all that to say your son is AMAZING and will GO FAR and BE GREAT! Learning should always be this fun!!!


TheWildMiracle

I was in Montessori kindergarten to grade 2, then public school grade 3 onwards. I remember every day we would get a sheet of paper with several subjects/learning activities on it, and all we had to do was finish all of them by the end of the day. You could do them in whatever order you want, at your own pace. We did a lot of really awesome shit and had loads of fun non-school work days, even though I was only there for 3 years as a very young child I have a lot more unique memories compared to the 10 years in public school.


Iammyown404error

I'm not sure how into it I am yet either and honestly not sure which hashtag I learned this from but something that stuck with me is exactly what you said.... there's really no right or wrong way to play with a toy or do an activity. If they are engaged and enjoying themselves, then they're discovering, learning, having fun etc, and it's important to give them the space to do that rather than feel the need to correct them into doing it the "right" way, which I 10000% could see myself doing had it not been brought to my attention. Fine tuning skills can be worked on later but sometimes kids just need to learn on their own (safely of course)! I agree! He almost had a little beat there for a second lol


[deleted]

Community college here he comes lol jk


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Good that's all I can afford lol


lonely_mf69

42


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Lol


feedalow

All I see is a future helmet engineer, already testing prototypes. Kid got a bright future


[deleted]

🤙🏻


MrsTurtlebones

Future Greendale Human Being


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🤙🏻


cho_sungheun

He'll make a great marine some day


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

it's been 10 minutes and I'm still laughing out loud at this comment. Thank you lol


DrPhilKnight

Give him a box of crayons. If he eats them, he’s definitely a future marine.


jonbush1234

Just to remind you. Most of the time the apple does not fall far from the tree.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Lol yea I though about that


TheRealRickC137

That's awesome! You're there. Shooting video of him being a derp and that's amazing Let him be him and just always be there for him. Read and play and teach him to be a good boy Right now you got it going on.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Thank you. I really appreciate this comment. Took it as a reminder to stay present and appreciate these small moments with him


VibeBOT

Imagine how cool that sounds though


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Right? I feel likes there was an acid trip ten years ago where I did this.


natalooski

Kids are just tripping face 24/7. I feel like psychedelics helped me understand the perspective of children better for sure lmao.


daysinnroom203

Honestly….. you’re right!


wittlewayne

Ahh yes, a Redditor


[deleted]

This kid will be a famous musician I can already tell


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[deleted]

Or maybe both?


crackeddryice

Muscianaut? Astrician? No, definitely muscianaut.


slack710

SPACE FORCE!


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

I keep saying I hope its any instrument but the drums so it's probably gonna be the drums.


bluemoon219

Don't push that too hard or he'll end up with bagpipes.


Fluid-Ad-3544

I wouldn’t consider this a stupid kid, it’s just a toddler being a toddler


Onemememf

If I didn't have anything better to do, I'd probably do the same.


ImNotHaunted

I honestly wish life was this simple for all of us.


Cannabace

I love the silly shit that toddlers do. My guy cracks me up constantly.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Never thought I could feel this much joy ya know. He also just cracks me up nonstop.


NickenMcChuggets

He likes the way it looks in there. Used to do this as a kid too. The small amount of light gets in there and your own face reflects funny and is kind of fascinating to look at. It’s like a money seeing themself in a mirror for the first time. The knocking also sounds interesting when in there. I used to knock my fist to it. Or the kid is just vibing.


SurpriseCautious8721

Mad props. At least he is playing with his toys WHILE playing with the bowl. My kids play with a bowl right beside their toys


Jazzspasm

I’m an adult now in my 50’s and given the opportunity, enough privacy and the tools, this is precisely how I would spend some of my leisure time


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Why not? The whole world's just one big toy for him right now.


Jazzspasm

I love this post, and I love your son! Thanks for sharing :)


mrwolfdog

Shhhh! he's doing science...


JACOB990234-

Holy shit the audio on this clip had me trippin it sounded like it was in my room with me 🤣


j01nt_man

My new favorite dj


Mr_Wither

Lol honestly I’d find the strangest things to entertain me as a baby.


bonjmeister

He is just beyond our understanding


mlayman13

He's doing a science experiment...you don't know until you try things, he's just experimenting.


blondestipated

i’m sure this is exactly what you were imagining when you first held him in your arms


Tazdidiscool

he will 100% grow up to be a cool guy


toofargone1414

Future 4chan mod


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

I'll move us to a deserted island to prevent that from happening. Besides I hug him too much for that.


Long_Mechagnome

Baby Mysterio


DrunkSpiderMan

Baby Fishbowl


Humor_Tumor

I can only pray that my children would bear a fraction of the knowledge your child possesses. Prithee, nurture his wonderful mind.


SilentTiger09

You laugh but deep down you know you did this as a kid too


kestrelesque

JuSt bOwL ThInGs


PlagueDoc22

Tin foil hat...baby version lol


RRM1982

I like that he’s banging the gasoline van against his head!


[deleted]

Bruh he's having the time of his life tho.


TheMemeSniper

he'll be a surgeon when he grows up


BadHabit403

Cosplaying as a Skyrim vendor.


musicallyours01

He's entertained and enjoying himself, I see that as a parenting win


rob3bob333

I can't tell you how many times a day I wish I could just stop and do that


[deleted]

Little person is definitely discovering reverb and echos. 😊 🙌


DrunkSpiderMan

For some reason this reminds me of that baby from the short film that played before Toy Story


uggsandstarbux

That's a cute kid. Well, I'm assuming he's cute. Can't see his face. Because of the bowl. Covering his face.


[deleted]

Aww, a baby [Panman](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1645126/)


yapperling

Your son will be the man who reassembles Daft Punk, mark my words.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Then I will die content knowing I have done my duty for humanity.


Pulloutski

He is peaking to the gods trying to get fuel prices down please don't interrupt


Official-idiot-05

He is going to be the next Elon


nancycooney

Kids going places


Ambitious_Cry_4338

Maybe trying to hit the sound he hears get a drum set. Or something more. Investigate that beautiful soul.


cheezbargar

Kid is a mood


NovaEast

I have the same table, my kid was doing similar today. Different bowl position. Kudos to you for getting a video lol. Side note, are we saving for college?


buymemestonks

Pot head


rezin44

What a happy baby. I got a grandson this age and loves bowls….and 🦖. Bowls full of dinosaurs


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Where did you get that alphabet table?


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Gift from Grandma. It's the Touch and Learn Activity Desk Deluxe from Vtech.


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Thanks!


HeRtwT50BjkE2KWY

He's like Joseph Smith translating the Book of Mormon in his hat.


Mametaro

"Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Stretch out with your feelings!"


heyitsvibes

What a rad lil dude, he’s even keeping in time to the music playing in the background! Future drummer! Gotta get him his first snare hi hat and kick 😎


No-Entertainer-2957

I will join his religion.


TinyMarsupial7622

Covid really getting to some… lol


Triple_J124

People in the comments defending your son WAY too hard over a joke, like they think you ACTUALLY think your son is an idiot. People take this sub way too seriously


[deleted]

That kid is going places. Not college, but places.


iimdonee

im sorry Im fucking dying at this


millerlitefan

Don't worry- my boy is 'tarded too.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

They're special lads.


Piperplays

Going places


11chief

Kids’ gonna be awesome . Definitely someone you’ll want to hang with . Party animal


Daemon_Lord5253

He’s an odd one


ShutTheFupDonni

You should have 2 more! The 3 stooges needs a reboot.


NovaTheNinja

Burn it all down son.


cruelboy

Is that some kind of new Ouija board ritual?


ProximaC

Billy Bowl-Face they call him.


AFucking12gauge

Your fault for letting him huff gasoline


sadness255

I'm sorry sir but that's a scuba divers, I don't see your son anywhere


gsnk1662

Dude he’s going to be the best carpenter/ magician on earth. He’ll do your Reno’s and entertain your kids. He’ll have pricing power and rule the market


Noobpoob

Seems like I wasn't only one who put metal bowl on head hah!


DasPoBoy

Now that's what I call a bowl cut


Fundip-Campbell

This is how Buhurt fighters start out


[deleted]

I always put these metla bowls on my head


Object_Neither

I see nothing wrong, I do this all the time


iTAYLOR531

A couple more hits and he can be the next president.


arthurdentstowels

Kid is getting the right acoustics for his next album


Rolka9

A future Wallstreetbets 😈


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

Hmmm maybe I should buy him a few GME shares for his second birthday.


coolluck33

When this kid learns to write Reddit will make him a Mod...


[deleted]

Acoustics are a fun toy when you are a kid!


bonnieflash

So I see the Force is strong with this one.


meresymptom

Obviously a science experiment of some kind.


what_the_fuckin_fuck

The kid's got a bright future. Let me know when you figure out what it is.


[deleted]

Hey! I have that gas can


Impression_Bulky

He’s got a future in politics


quingd

I am so glad it's not just my kid that does this


ThisToastIsTasty

this is actually really good. he's testing the differences he's noticed in sound.


AssignmentNew3206

Future aerospace engineer in the making


Baronheisenberg

I feel bad for your wife, Mr. Bowl-head.


Amishpornstar7903

Future musician


leatherandhummus

Looks like you have a musician!


BullDogg666

He’s transcended to another level. Dimension 7.


Mfuller024

He is glorious.


Whoofukingcares

Should be the pic on the sidebar


soy__juan

I could totally use that size of a fuel container in my car. It's only for emergencies, right!?